December 11, 2025 • 9 mins
Ever been stuck in an endless loop with an automated customer service agent? Imagine approving a $13,000 charge by accident! In this episode of Jubal Phone Pranks, we take frustration to a whole new level as Gary, the “helpful” robot, drives one caller absolutely insane. From hold music that feels like a Caribbean vacation to a shocking twist involving a supervisor named James, this prank will have you laughing out loud. Plus, stick around for a second prank where a mattress delivery turns into a fingerprint fiasco!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another You both phone Frank Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day. One. Thank you. You said one. To confirm
(00:36):
that selection, please say one. If not, please say two one. Hello.
My name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent
for bank. I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on
the account ending in. If this is the account holder
for that account, say one. If not, please hang up
and have a good day.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
One. We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thank you. You you said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Two one one one, one, Okay, come on, I got
stuff to do today.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
One. You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a
charge on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars.
What if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,
please say.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Two thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What the got it?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm sorry, person, got it? I need to talk to
a person.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Got it? You said one you approved that I did not.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I need to talk
to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Got it? Please hold?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Thank you God. This is insane. I spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
This is insane. I need a person, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Please hold?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Thank you Gary? God.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Hello. My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent
here at bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to take
out an auto loan.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to know
the percent of our auto rates. Please give me a while.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, no, no, no, Gary, Garry, no, stop with the music.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Gary here, Bank, try to make it feel like you're
on making you're on hold. Please enjoy the whole music.
It's from the.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Caribbean Worth Thanks ever, are you kidding me? I didn't
send the give me a person scary? Hello, Orry, No,
you mayn I need a person.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hello. My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Give me a human being please got it? No, you
don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Garry's watching what.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Y were respectful?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my god, Gary, Well, I think you need to
do your job Gary and give me a real person.
You're wasting my time.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say what?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh god, say I don't want to cancel my account.
I need a super virtulations.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that no? Say one?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
If not, say two, give me a real person. Yes, Gary,
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It sounds like you want to cancel your accounts. Please no,
I don't, Harry.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I just want to talk to a real person. What
is wrong? Would you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Bank?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Last time I checked, I am.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I just got back from the bathroom because I had
a yearn eate and I don't think robots tear and eate.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why the question?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh my god, it's just I don't know. Gary, Your
your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying that
I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then I
want to blod my account use your account.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, I'm sorry about.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh my god, hell we automated supervisor.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
James, My god, jem, Hey, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What he said that you can really irritated with automated
phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh my god, I lost my ship for so bad.
That's so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We thought every morning with a Jubile Phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This is another Jubile Phone pranks weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then. Oh, hi,
this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was
looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from us recently.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Ah, this is he.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching
a great disease on your mattress?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm sorry? What is this? What is this in regarding Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,
are you happy with the mattress?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay, great. We like our customers to be getting a
great night sleep, you know, yeah, yeah, sort of a
lying there did to the world getting those great seas. Yes,
(06:09):
I'm calling because we we delivered your mattress, and of
course we do the white glove delivery service where the
people who deliver the mattress wear the white gloves and
so they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your
belongings or walls or handrails any thing like that.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Uh, yeah, I got I've got no complaints about it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, Okay, Well, unfortunately I have to inform you that
I was one of the delivery people who brought your
mattress to your establishment and put it in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, why are you calling again?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress. Oh well, what what are you trying to
get out? On the day that your mattress was to
(07:17):
be delivered? It seems that I left my white gloves
at home and so I was not exactly doing the
white glove delivery service, was I? And so I had
my hands, my bare hands, all over your property. I'm
so sorry about that, Ryan, and I need to make
sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your bedroom
(07:42):
and anywhere else that I may have touched. I do
a thorough job cleaning.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
with my white gloves like I was supposed to, and
so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,
it could come back to bite me. And I just
want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all. Yeah, Well,
why is that such a big deal?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Why your fingerprints?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, it's just because you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere
you said you were, you know, things like that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Why do you need them from my plaist?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh, it's just because I need to just get rid
of the fingerprints because we do white glove delivery service
and I wasn't wearing my white gloves, which I normally
don't make mistakes like that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm calling the cops. What on earth is if we
could not call them? I don't need them involved in
mattress deliveries again. M hmm. What were you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
What were you doing before doing or after my mass?
Hey Ryan, this is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What's It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said, you guys got a new mattress the other
day and she just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Oh my gosh, we
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Thought every morning with a Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on that twenties
This is another You both phone Frank Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day. One. Thank you. You said one. To confirm
(00:36):
that selection, please say one. If not, please say two one. Hello.
My name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent
for bank. I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on
the account ending in. If this is the account holder
for that account, say one. If not, please hang up
and have a good day.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
One. We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thank you. You you said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Two one one one, one, Okay, come on, I got
stuff to do today.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
One. You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a
charge on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars.
What if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,
please say.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Two thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What the got it?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm sorry, person, got it? I need to talk to
a person.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Got it? You said one you approved that I did not.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I need to talk
to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Got it? Please hold?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Thank you God. This is insane. I spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
This is insane. I need a person, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Please hold?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Thank you Gary? God.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Hello. My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent
here at bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to take
out an auto loan.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to know
the percent of our auto rates. Please give me a while.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, no, no, no, Gary, Garry, no, stop with the music.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Gary here, Bank, try to make it feel like you're
on making you're on hold. Please enjoy the whole music.
It's from the.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Caribbean Worth Thanks ever, are you kidding me? I didn't
send the give me a person scary? Hello, Orry, No,
you mayn I need a person.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hello. My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Give me a human being please got it? No, you
don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Garry's watching what.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Y were respectful?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my god, Gary, Well, I think you need to
do your job Gary and give me a real person.
You're wasting my time.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say what?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh god, say I don't want to cancel my account.
I need a super virtulations.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that no? Say one?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
If not, say two, give me a real person. Yes, Gary,
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It sounds like you want to cancel your accounts. Please no,
I don't, Harry.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I just want to talk to a real person. What
is wrong? Would you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Bank?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Last time I checked, I am.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I just got back from the bathroom because I had
a yearn eate and I don't think robots tear and eate.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Why the question?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh my god, it's just I don't know. Gary, Your
your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying that
I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then I
want to blod my account use your account.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, I'm sorry about.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh my god, hell we automated supervisor.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
James, My god, jem, Hey, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What he said that you can really irritated with automated
phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh my god, I lost my ship for so bad.
That's so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We thought every morning with a Jubile Phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This is another Jubile Phone pranks weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then. Oh, hi,
this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was
looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from us recently.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Ah, this is he.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching
a great disease on your mattress?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm sorry? What is this? What is this in regarding Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,
are you happy with the mattress?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay, great. We like our customers to be getting a
great night sleep, you know, yeah, yeah, sort of a
lying there did to the world getting those great seas. Yes,
(06:09):
I'm calling because we we delivered your mattress, and of
course we do the white glove delivery service where the
people who deliver the mattress wear the white gloves and
so they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your
belongings or walls or handrails any thing like that.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Uh, yeah, I got I've got no complaints about it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, Okay, Well, unfortunately I have to inform you that
I was one of the delivery people who brought your
mattress to your establishment and put it in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, why are you calling again?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress. Oh well, what what are you trying to
get out? On the day that your mattress was to
(07:17):
be delivered? It seems that I left my white gloves
at home and so I was not exactly doing the
white glove delivery service, was I? And so I had
my hands, my bare hands, all over your property. I'm
so sorry about that, Ryan, and I need to make
sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your bedroom
(07:42):
and anywhere else that I may have touched. I do
a thorough job cleaning.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
with my white gloves like I was supposed to, and
so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,
it could come back to bite me. And I just
want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all. Yeah, Well,
why is that such a big deal?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Why your fingerprints?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, it's just because you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere
you said you were, you know, things like that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Why do you need them from my plaist?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh, it's just because I need to just get rid
of the fingerprints because we do white glove delivery service
and I wasn't wearing my white gloves, which I normally
don't make mistakes like that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm calling the cops. What on earth is if we
could not call them? I don't need them involved in
mattress deliveries again. M hmm. What were you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
What were you doing before doing or after my mass?
Hey Ryan, this is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What's It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said, you guys got a new mattress the other
day and she just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Oh my gosh, we
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Thought every morning with a Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on that twenties
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