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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six. Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hey, this is Pete Eagans calling from bakery. Is this Vanessa?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, thank you?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Is this about the cake?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, it is about the cake. Have you looked at
the cake yet?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Actually, I'm away on business.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But this is for my boss.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
So is everything okay?
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So the cake is for your boss, yes, and it's
Sarah her birthday obviously, yes it is. It's really nice
of you to get a cake delivered to your boss
for her birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A lot of people don't really do that, so that's
sweet of you.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So you're not in the office.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No, my assistant Rebecca actually said she.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Got it and it's sitting on my boss's desk right now.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
So is everything okay? Will?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, I'll just full transparency here. Uh. Our cake decorator,
he's a nice sky Phil is his name, and Phil
he's been going through it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Can you just like get to the point though I
don't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, So the cake that was delivered to your boss
for her birthday today and you're out of town and
unfortunately cannot grab the cake. Well, every cake that has
been decorated this morning says the same thing written on it?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Is the problem?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Oh what does it say?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It says happy birthday on it, you know, it says
happy birthday and.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Then uh okay, and then uh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It just doesn't have her name?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Is that the problem?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It does not have her name.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, it says happy birthday cheatings.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, like I said, he's been going through write that on.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
A cake, let alone a cake for my.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Ball, and that is what I say. Damn, I said, Phil,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know, his wife and him they're getting divorced because
of some stuff that I don't care.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I don't care what's going on in his life.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'm gonna text my assistant right now, like who puts
happy Birthday cheatings on a cake?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And that is to get rid of this? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Also what I said, hopefully your boss has a good
sense of humor.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Oh my god. No, she said she opened it and
she is not happy.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh yeah, that was me up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I would say Phil, our cake decorator.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
He's the guy that mess up, you know, But he
calls himself an artist, so sometimes he just he creates
his cakes based off of his emotions.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
That day, and artist, he's a cake decorator.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, you know, is there any way you could text
your boss and well, I mean, I don't know much
about your boss.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I'm gonna text her and say, Phil is having a
rough day.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
This is so up.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh my god, I'm going to lose my job. Oh
my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know, I am fully prepared to obviously make this better.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Uh, you know, how are you going to make this better?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
How are you going to give my boss a cake.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That is on it? Okay, well, I am prepared to
offer you a gift card for fifteen percent off your
next cake from us.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
What the hell are you even talking about? I am
not ordering another cake from you? What am I going
to get my mom a birthday cake that's a happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Are you crazy? I cannot believe this right now. I
cannot believe I'm having this conversation and then I'm going
to lose my job over a.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Cake that's on it off.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But that is as much we're.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Buying anything again, are you Now? I've got to figure
out how am I going to tell my boss that
I didn't order cake. This is happy birthday cheating and
make her believe me about some story named pill and
have feelings and emotions like this is like craizy.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, you could tell her that it's a pring phone
call if you want.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I want to tell her that I will go for
crank phone call.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Stupid, you should, because this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
assistant Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Set you up, shut off, shut up? She said, they
kill Rebecca.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Oh my god, I'm out of town. I'm like sweating,
I'm like ready to throw up. Are you kidding me?
Oh my god? I listen to your show too. I
shouldn't known.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
She said everything's okay with the cake and wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
God, we thought every morning with a jew Bull phone
pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Crank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, it's
time to get you organized.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
It's time to get you all organized.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Isn't it.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Hi, is this Devin. Yeah, my name is Juniper, and
I'm calling from spaces where we organize homes and closets
and cabinets. Oh okay, to confirm an appointment for this
evening at your house.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Okay, Yeah, it's time to.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Get you organized.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Do you have a few spare moments that you can
kill with me?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yes? Do you have any time to kill to go
over some important details for your closet organizing this evening?
M I.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, I have time.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I'm excited to be able to have the honor of
touching all your belonging.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh okay, and putting them.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
In the appropriate places. I don't like things when they're
out of order, and I'm sure you don't either, No,
I don't. Sometimes I find myself getting very feeling very
chaotic inside when things are not in the right order,
and things are not in the right place, and things
are speaking when they shouldn't. You know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What is omelia?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
My name is Juniper, yours is Devin. Yes, okay, Yes,
I'm very passionate about organization and making sure that everything
is acting right and doing what they're told and being
where they're supposed to be and assuming the correct positions.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
That's kind of weird how you're saying it. Oh, I
just need you to organize my poths.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yes, yes, that's what I mean. Sometimes clothes can just
get all over the place and look sloppy, and nobody
likes a sloppy mess. Do they? Sloppy messes need to
be cleaned.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I agree.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
I've cleaned many of a sloppy mess in my day,
and I'm excited to clean up your sloppy messes.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, this is getting very weird, homes. Can we just
talk about my clothes for a second.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yes, yes, let's get to it. So I just had
a few questions before I come over and do my thing. So,
is there any specific items that you have as far
as tops, for example, how do you want those sorted?
(07:55):
Do you know? Or do you want me to just
peruse through your tops and then figure out a way
to organize them?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, I have gray hoodies, lots of hoodies.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
There's four gray ones.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
How did you know that?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Four gray hoodies, two black ones, the University of Kansas
blue one.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Are you in my house?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Full disclosure, I've already started on the closet.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I couldn't wait I'm calling the tops. You're going to
jail you Herbert.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hey, Devin, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A phone prank on you and your brother Rob set
you up.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
What wait wait, wait, it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
He said that he was over yesterday and you were
talking about how you out of closet organizer coming over tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You wanted to me to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I was so freaked out, but when you mentioned the
University of Kansas study, I was so done.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We thought every morning with a Jubole phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,