June 30, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry in this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! First up, a woman is left speechless when she thinks she’s been scammed out of $60,000 for a backyard pool—only to find out all she paid for was a hole! The confusion, the rage, and the twist will have you howling.
Then, things get even more absurd when Jubal introduces “Breakup Bot 9000,” the AI-powered breakup assistant that delivers devastating news with robotic precision. Darren thinks his girlfriend Kayla is dumping him via artificial intelligence—and his emotional rollercoaster is both heart-wrenching and hysterical.
These two pranks are packed with unexpected turns, explosive reactions, and Jubal’s signature comedic timing. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the show, this episode is a must-listen!
Don’t forget to subscribe for more prank calls every weekday morning on the 20s!
Then, things get even more absurd when Jubal introduces “Breakup Bot 9000,” the AI-powered breakup assistant that delivers devastating news with robotic precision. Darren thinks his girlfriend Kayla is dumping him via artificial intelligence—and his emotional rollercoaster is both heart-wrenching and hysterical.
These two pranks are packed with unexpected turns, explosive reactions, and Jubal’s signature comedic timing. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the show, this episode is a must-listen!
Don’t forget to subscribe for more prank calls every weekday morning on the 20s!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another bull Phone cracks Mornings on the twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Onety six seven, Kiss that Don Hello, it is Bill.
I'm sorry, who is this Bill? We all finished, we
finish up?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Sorry, who are I don't think I know Bill? Yeah,
we finish it up, were about to get going. You
just want to get called Curtsey College. You know we
all don yep.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Who is this Bill?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bill? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Done?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Like what?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We're digging the digging the whole backyard for the pool.
I'm go, I'm the foreman and the crew is digging
the hole for the pool. So I'll just say, you know,
we all done?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes, yes, yes, wait, you're you're done.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We finish up on that. We were done there, so
we're too bad about that. We about to get going.
I just want to give you Cursey College not a
job of done. And you should be hearing from us
about getting the final famous.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So you're saying you're.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Done, Yeah, yeah, we're done. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wow, So you install the whole pool and like all
the concrete and everything around it in a day and
a half.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Nope, Nope, that's nope.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, I'm sorry, I thought you said that you were done. Okay,
but the pool is done?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Nope, No, that ain't Nope, that's a nope.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, Well then what is done? Can you be a
little bit more descriptive here, like what what exactly is done?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We dug that hole, the hole for the pool. It
is doug We dug that.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We don't dug it, just that you just dug the hole.
I'm just trying to make sure I'm understanding you correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, you dug the hole.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
There is no actual pool.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, so you're obviously not done. Right, You're not done
because the pool isn't there. We do I hired you
to put a pool in? Just dig a hole?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You know, we're maybe it's some kind of confusion or
someone or something, but we a whole digging company. We
don't actually put the pool in. We just dig a hole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What do you mean you're just a whole digg put
in the pool?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We just dig pool. Well, that would be for you
to find, you know, some company to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Uh. We was a hold We dig a hole. You
need another hold dog, We dig it. We dig all
kinds of holes.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What the your guy, Jimmy or whatever Jimmy. He actually
chained to our house and he told me, jim that
makes a higher pool.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, we a hold door company said you talk. You
say you talked to Jimmy. I talk to Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Jimmy is the sales guy.
So Jimmy, you know, he says, well, you guys say,
but we just dig holes.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Well I gave Jimmy sixty thousand dollars and you're telling
me that I gave him sixty thousand dollars to dig
a hole.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well that's all we do, dig hole. So you game
six thousand dollars. I guess you got six thousand. Not
a hole, right, I'm looking to six thousand, not a hole.
But at least we finished the day early. So uh,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay, I need to get I need to call jim
like this is insane. We had pictures, we had renderings
of what the entire pool was going.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
To look like.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's not just your talk is not done, sir, Like
you are not done.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You got those from Instagram, Jimmy, those from Instagram.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The pool is getting in solf.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Jimmy, Jimmy, use those pool pictures from Instagram. Shows the
people try to get to sale. I don't know you
pay sixty thousand dollars but as an expensive hole.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what you're talking about, but I am
going to sue you and your company so badly because
you owe me a pool. Now I have a sixty
thousand dollars hole in my backyard because you guys are
scammers and you scammed me and Jimmy the thief. And
you know what, you and Jimmy, you're both going to
be going to jail. I'm taking your office to court.
You're going to be getting your hole Doug in prison, okay,
(03:56):
and you just can go like put yourself off.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, how about I just let you know this is
a phone prank. This is Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you. Your husband, Darren wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes, he said, you guys are getting a new pool
and they just started working on it, and he wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
To my god.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I literally thought I was just paid fifty thousand dollars.
No one put a hole in my back yard, and
I was gonna be explain it to Darren. Oh my gosh,
I cannot believe this. He's dead.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He is dead. Wake out every morning with the two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is another ju bull phone.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Only on ninety six to seven. Kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hello, Hello, This is Breakup bought nine thousand, the new
AI breakup software. I'm looking to speak with Darren regarding
his relationship with Kayla.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Uh, this is Darren.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I can respond and understand your responses. If at any
time you'd like to speak with a human, you can
simply say human and I'll connect you. What is this?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What's what's going on? Confused?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Kayla
has decided to break up with you.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
What she could call me?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
What what is this?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
AI?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It seems like you might be confused. I'll explain it again.
My name is break up Bot nine thousand, a new
AI software technology.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Talk to Kayla. This is this is so dumb?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
What the going on?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Let me talk to Kayla.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Kayla has selected the soft let down with light gaslighting
breakup style. Please press one to be blamed for everything.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, no, no, no, I want to talk to Kayla,
are you lookingnot break up with me right now? Over?
AYI she could have my she has my phone number,
she can let me talk to a human.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, if I understood you correctly, you'd like to speak
to a human. It sounds like you might be emotionally struggling.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
One moment. Yes, Hello, this is Ted. Is this darn.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Breaking up with me?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like you
might be pretty upset that you just received a breakup
phone call from your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Kayla, am I reading that situation.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
For months now and we've been doing pretty good? What
is but she couldn't even tell me what she told
me over a? I? Yes, this is so dumb. Talk
to me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes, well, she was saying that she did not want
to speak with you, which is why she hired us.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
We are a news service and oh.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, no, no, no no, they cannot do this. You know what,
I'm breaking up with Kayla. Cayla can not break up
with me? Over, I'm breaking up with Kayla's ridiculous. I'm
never running this company on the four what?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Thank you very much for asking, Darren. I do understand
this is an emotional time for you. You just got
kicked to the curb, which, oh geez, that was a
little insensitive the way I said that. See, you know,
and that is why we have breakup about nine thousand.
It's programmed to not say those type of things. I'm
so sorry about this. But yes, this is a new service.
(07:32):
You may have seen it on the TikTok or any
of the social media's. You can hire us. It costs
twenty five dollars for a light breakup, forty five dollars
for an intense breakup, and sixty five dollars to let
someone know you're divorcing them. And I would like to
ask you if you'd stay on the line after this
for a quick customer service review.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, no, this good, Cayla a voice note back. I'll
pay whatever I need to pay, but just over I'm
breaking up with her too. Even pay for this.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Well, it's been quite a hit. I'm surprised you haven't
seen it. It's going viral everywhere and we are getting
people signing up like crazy to have I'll break up
about nine thousand, call and do the hard conversations forum.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
No, no, this is this is this is done.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is done.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
This is ridiculous. They aren't taken over for a lot
like this is a little dumb you say, hey, Hi,
I'd rather use alan a job application for a resume
or tell me figure out of friendshin dynamic, but not
for a break up. You can have a conversation with
this with somebody. This is done. This is super get
rid of the service now. I was just about to
(08:37):
tell Tayla I love her and it's been six months.
This is usually a either break up with me.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, she is not. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I guess it'd be.
I guess it will probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
What are you talking about? You just told me that
Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking up with me.
I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on? I
love Kyla. I've been nothing, but I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What Okay, So what happened is she wanted to do
a prank phone call on you. And this is actually
Jubeil from the Juwbel Show doing a phone prank on.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You and your girlfriend. Caylea set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
She has Oh my god, Cayla.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last
couple of months of getting to know you and becoming
your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And I go, oh my gosh, now you love I
love Kla, Kayla.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I love you. I'm gonna give you the biggest kids
leg at.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Home, you know what.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm headed to the store now to get you some flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But this, don't ever do like this again, we thought
every morning with a Juo bol Phone pranks weekday mornings
on my twenties,
Is another bull Phone cracks Mornings on the twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Onety six seven, Kiss that Don Hello, it is Bill.
I'm sorry, who is this Bill? We all finished, we
finish up?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Sorry, who are I don't think I know Bill? Yeah,
we finish it up, were about to get going. You
just want to get called Curtsey College. You know we
all don yep.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Who is this Bill?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bill? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Done?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Like what?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We're digging the digging the whole backyard for the pool.
I'm go, I'm the foreman and the crew is digging
the hole for the pool. So I'll just say, you know,
we all done?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes, yes, yes, wait, you're you're done.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We finish up on that. We were done there, so
we're too bad about that. We about to get going.
I just want to give you Cursey College not a
job of done. And you should be hearing from us
about getting the final famous.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So you're saying you're.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Done, Yeah, yeah, we're done. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wow, So you install the whole pool and like all
the concrete and everything around it in a day and
a half.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Nope, Nope, that's nope.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, I'm sorry, I thought you said that you were done. Okay,
but the pool is done?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Nope, No, that ain't Nope, that's a nope.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, Well then what is done? Can you be a
little bit more descriptive here, like what what exactly is done?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We dug that hole, the hole for the pool. It
is doug We dug that.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We don't dug it, just that you just dug the hole.
I'm just trying to make sure I'm understanding you correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, you dug the hole.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
There is no actual pool.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, so you're obviously not done. Right, You're not done
because the pool isn't there. We do I hired you
to put a pool in? Just dig a hole?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You know, we're maybe it's some kind of confusion or
someone or something, but we a whole digging company. We
don't actually put the pool in. We just dig a hole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What do you mean you're just a whole digg put
in the pool?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We just dig pool. Well, that would be for you
to find, you know, some company to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Uh. We was a hold We dig a hole. You
need another hold dog, We dig it. We dig all
kinds of holes.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What the your guy, Jimmy or whatever Jimmy. He actually
chained to our house and he told me, jim that
makes a higher pool.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, we a hold door company said you talk. You
say you talked to Jimmy. I talk to Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Jimmy is the sales guy.
So Jimmy, you know, he says, well, you guys say,
but we just dig holes.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Well I gave Jimmy sixty thousand dollars and you're telling
me that I gave him sixty thousand dollars to dig
a hole.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well that's all we do, dig hole. So you game
six thousand dollars. I guess you got six thousand. Not
a hole, right, I'm looking to six thousand, not a hole.
But at least we finished the day early. So uh,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay, I need to get I need to call jim
like this is insane. We had pictures, we had renderings
of what the entire pool was going.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
To look like.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's not just your talk is not done, sir, Like
you are not done.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You got those from Instagram, Jimmy, those from Instagram.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The pool is getting in solf.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Jimmy, Jimmy, use those pool pictures from Instagram. Shows the
people try to get to sale. I don't know you
pay sixty thousand dollars but as an expensive hole.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what you're talking about, but I am
going to sue you and your company so badly because
you owe me a pool. Now I have a sixty
thousand dollars hole in my backyard because you guys are
scammers and you scammed me and Jimmy the thief. And
you know what, you and Jimmy, you're both going to
be going to jail. I'm taking your office to court.
You're going to be getting your hole Doug in prison, okay,
(03:56):
and you just can go like put yourself off.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, how about I just let you know this is
a phone prank. This is Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you. Your husband, Darren wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes, he said, you guys are getting a new pool
and they just started working on it, and he wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
To my god.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I literally thought I was just paid fifty thousand dollars.
No one put a hole in my back yard, and
I was gonna be explain it to Darren. Oh my gosh,
I cannot believe this. He's dead.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He is dead. Wake out every morning with the two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is another ju bull phone.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Only on ninety six to seven. Kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hello, Hello, This is Breakup bought nine thousand, the new
AI breakup software. I'm looking to speak with Darren regarding
his relationship with Kayla.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Uh, this is Darren.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I can respond and understand your responses. If at any
time you'd like to speak with a human, you can
simply say human and I'll connect you. What is this?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What's what's going on? Confused?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Kayla
has decided to break up with you.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
What she could call me?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
What what is this?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
AI?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It seems like you might be confused. I'll explain it again.
My name is break up Bot nine thousand, a new
AI software technology.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Talk to Kayla. This is this is so dumb?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
What the going on?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Let me talk to Kayla.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Kayla has selected the soft let down with light gaslighting
breakup style. Please press one to be blamed for everything.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, no, no, no, I want to talk to Kayla,
are you lookingnot break up with me right now? Over?
AYI she could have my she has my phone number,
she can let me talk to a human.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, if I understood you correctly, you'd like to speak
to a human. It sounds like you might be emotionally struggling.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
One moment. Yes, Hello, this is Ted. Is this darn.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Breaking up with me?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like you
might be pretty upset that you just received a breakup
phone call from your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Kayla, am I reading that situation.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
For months now and we've been doing pretty good? What
is but she couldn't even tell me what she told
me over a? I? Yes, this is so dumb. Talk
to me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes, well, she was saying that she did not want
to speak with you, which is why she hired us.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
We are a news service and oh.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, no, no, no no, they cannot do this. You know what,
I'm breaking up with Kayla. Cayla can not break up
with me? Over, I'm breaking up with Kayla's ridiculous. I'm
never running this company on the four what?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Thank you very much for asking, Darren. I do understand
this is an emotional time for you. You just got
kicked to the curb, which, oh geez, that was a
little insensitive the way I said that. See, you know,
and that is why we have breakup about nine thousand.
It's programmed to not say those type of things. I'm
so sorry about this. But yes, this is a new service.
(07:32):
You may have seen it on the TikTok or any
of the social media's. You can hire us. It costs
twenty five dollars for a light breakup, forty five dollars
for an intense breakup, and sixty five dollars to let
someone know you're divorcing them. And I would like to
ask you if you'd stay on the line after this
for a quick customer service review.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
No, no, this good, Cayla a voice note back. I'll
pay whatever I need to pay, but just over I'm
breaking up with her too. Even pay for this.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Well, it's been quite a hit. I'm surprised you haven't
seen it. It's going viral everywhere and we are getting
people signing up like crazy to have I'll break up
about nine thousand, call and do the hard conversations forum.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
No, no, this is this is this is done.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is done.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
This is ridiculous. They aren't taken over for a lot
like this is a little dumb you say, hey, Hi,
I'd rather use alan a job application for a resume
or tell me figure out of friendshin dynamic, but not
for a break up. You can have a conversation with
this with somebody. This is done. This is super get
rid of the service now. I was just about to
(08:37):
tell Tayla I love her and it's been six months.
This is usually a either break up with me.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, she is not. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I guess it'd be.
I guess it will probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
What are you talking about? You just told me that
Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking up with me.
I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on? I
love Kyla. I've been nothing, but I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What Okay, So what happened is she wanted to do
a prank phone call on you. And this is actually
Jubeil from the Juwbel Show doing a phone prank on.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You and your girlfriend. Caylea set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
She has Oh my god, Cayla.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last
couple of months of getting to know you and becoming
your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And I go, oh my gosh, now you love I
love Kla, Kayla.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I love you. I'm gonna give you the biggest kids
leg at.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Home, you know what.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I'm headed to the store now to get you some flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But this, don't ever do like this again, we thought
every morning with a Juo bol Phone pranks weekday mornings
on my twenties,
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