August 15, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready to laugh until your face hurts with this double-dose of absurdity from The Jubal Show’s legendary Phone Pranks segment! In the first call, Jubal poses as a painfully awkward customer service rep who relies on ChatGPT to respond to a furious caller—yes, he actually tells her he's typing her complaints into AI in real time. The result? A meltdown of epic proportions.
Then, in the second prank, Jubal pretends to be a mobile notary using a leaf blower to dry official business documents. What could go wrong? Everything. Papers fly down the street, tempers explode, and the prank victim threatens lawsuits before realizing it’s all a joke.
These pranks are a masterclass in comedic timing, awkward pauses, and pushing people just far enough to make them lose it—without crossing the line. If you love outrageous humor, real reactions, and the magic of prank calls, this episode is a must-listen.
Tune in weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, in the second prank, Jubal pretends to be a mobile notary using a leaf blower to dry official business documents. What could go wrong? Everything. Papers fly down the street, tempers explode, and the prank victim threatens lawsuits before realizing it’s all a joke.
These pranks are a masterclass in comedic timing, awkward pauses, and pushing people just far enough to make them lose it—without crossing the line. If you love outrageous humor, real reactions, and the magic of prank calls, this episode is a must-listen.
Tune in weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that then Hello, Hi, one
second please? Okay, we're friendly greeting. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh Hello, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from Energy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Welcome. Nice to How are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Are you doing okay?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry? Just want to take a please well to respond to? Okay? Uh,
I'm good. Thanks? How about you?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I would be doing well, but my bill has been
messed up the past couple.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of months, so probably not doing as well as I
could be. Okay. How do you say sorry too? An
angry customer? One second please, ma'am, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I was getting a response to what you had said. Uh,
So I wanted you to know that I'm allowing you
to express your frustration without interruption.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Also, now I will.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now frustration and I will now empathize with you, show
that you understand your feeling. I'm going to show that
I understand your feelings, so I understand how frustrating this
must be. Okay, and acknowledge their concerns without making excuses.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How do you one second? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I want to what is going on?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I want to ensure that I give you great customer
service experience, So I'm using.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sure okay, so far you're failing. Is that okay?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
How do I respond to what customer says I'm feeling?
One second, I'm just typing into chat GPT REO.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I new. Is this like your first day or something like?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
This is your first job ever?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I can't type that fast, and I'm having trouble getting
good responses. If you could ask me one question at
a time so I could put it into chat GPT
so that I can answer you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You're using chat GPT? Did your job actually? Like tell
you to do that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Like? What the.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Is that? What they're using that for these days?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm just your servant.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I'm just hellda into new AI technology. I don't
know if you've used it someone else I can talk to, Like,
this is l one.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Second, there's no way you are going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Able to help me with my bill?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Customer once kidding me? Have you ever used like the
AI technology? It's like, hella cool? You can do all
kinds of things on there?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh yeah, all kinds of things.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can I stick to.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Your manager, please.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I can't handle this right now.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Like, I'm sorry, but I feel like my head is.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
About to explode.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm really you could be talk to you right now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You could be getting a cold.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I could what well, I just typed into chat GPT
what it could mean if you feel like your head's
about to explode, and it said that head pressure or
slightest pressure from an oncoming cold could be one of
the things.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Manager.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Now, look, please how about that? Just please get me
anyone else right now?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, okay, how about I just tell you that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up. Oh
my god. He said you get really frustrated with customer
service people and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh my godness.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh I'm actually kind of believed so that that wasn't someone,
because I was really starting to worry about the future
of this pess.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
We thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Another two bullphone prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only
on them.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hello, Hey, this is Pete Aikins, the mobile notary who's
supposed to drop by the paperwork today and have you
sign them so we can get your business delivered to you.
Congratulations on purchasing your first business Saya. Just got the
paperwork signed by the other party and I got to
give them over to you and then get them filed
and the sales should be approved. So I'm just calling
(04:44):
to see if you're going to be around in the
next little bit. There.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Uh, yeah, I am Bill here. I'm sorry, fairly back
on me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What's that? I'm here? Let me just stop that? Yeah,
sorry about that? Sorry about those a little loud there anyway. Yeah, Hey,
Pete Eakins, the mobile notary who's supposed to get all
your paperwork signed today for your big business purchase. Yes,
congratulations on that. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Do you have an ep A?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Can you stop the leaf blower'?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What's that? Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm sorry that you So you move away from it
or turn it off.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know if you're operating it, but yes, no,
it's yeah, I I don't. I like to be very
thorough when I get paperwork signed, especially for an important
business purchase like this, so I'm using the leaf blower
outside of the car right now, just try and make
sure the inks dry on the signatures and then I'll
bring it over to you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Did you say that you are you are leaf blowing
fly my paperwork? That means I'm sorry, are you leaf blowing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
A notary stamp?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Because I'm sorry, I'm It.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Would be fine. Hell if you could, if you can
have the hello, hello, can you please turn off, please
turn off the leaflower.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I should just deliver my paperwork.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I should wait to do that before.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, you, yes, but yes, so making sure everything's dry.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a
blank piece of paper over it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's very important that I get those.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Papers intact because I like in the next hour.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, because time.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Very time sensitive. And why would you be using a
leaf flower?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why would you be hello, hi, Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Why would you be using a leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up.
Make sure the ink is all dry so I can
get it over you. Since it's important, you know, maybe
try a fan.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I ray, what who oh boy? What?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What what happens?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Eron Aaron.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes, yet nothing to worry about sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, well it's gonna be just a little bit before
I get over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of
papers down the street.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
There?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Did you just say that all of my papers are
down the streets? Like blown across the streets?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah? Yeah, it really good?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Are you moron?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Why the poor do you use a leap blower on
official documents? There's sense of here on there. I need
every single one of those piece of paper in sequence delivered.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm trying to blow them back together now if I get.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Say, what the actual this is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard. I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your entire company.
I'm saying whatever idiot referred you to the other person.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's as you are.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Ruining my pants of buying my first business. Yea moron
is out here? Who gave you a notary like a certification?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Are you serious of you? I should just let you
know it's a prank phone call. Then this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have
a machine in my past right now I killed you
and my husband.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You want to say, idea congratulations on buying your first business.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say
congratulations to me.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Wait, thought every morning with the two bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that then Hello, Hi, one
second please? Okay, we're friendly greeting. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh Hello, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from Energy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Welcome. Nice to How are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Are you doing okay?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry? Just want to take a please well to respond to? Okay? Uh,
I'm good. Thanks? How about you?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I would be doing well, but my bill has been
messed up the past couple.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of months, so probably not doing as well as I
could be. Okay. How do you say sorry too? An
angry customer? One second please, ma'am, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I was getting a response to what you had said. Uh,
So I wanted you to know that I'm allowing you
to express your frustration without interruption.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Also, now I will.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now frustration and I will now empathize with you, show
that you understand your feeling. I'm going to show that
I understand your feelings, so I understand how frustrating this
must be. Okay, and acknowledge their concerns without making excuses.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How do you one second? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I want to what is going on?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I want to ensure that I give you great customer
service experience, So I'm using.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sure okay, so far you're failing. Is that okay?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
How do I respond to what customer says I'm feeling?
One second, I'm just typing into chat GPT REO.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I new. Is this like your first day or something like?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
This is your first job ever?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I can't type that fast, and I'm having trouble getting
good responses. If you could ask me one question at
a time so I could put it into chat GPT
so that I can answer you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You're using chat GPT? Did your job actually? Like tell
you to do that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Like? What the.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Is that? What they're using that for these days?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm just your servant.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I'm just hellda into new AI technology. I don't
know if you've used it someone else I can talk to, Like,
this is l one.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Second, there's no way you are going to be.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Able to help me with my bill?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Customer once kidding me? Have you ever used like the
AI technology? It's like, hella cool? You can do all
kinds of things on there?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh yeah, all kinds of things.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can I stick to.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Your manager, please.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I can't handle this right now.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Like, I'm sorry, but I feel like my head is.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
About to explode.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm really you could be talk to you right now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You could be getting a cold.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I could what well, I just typed into chat GPT
what it could mean if you feel like your head's
about to explode, and it said that head pressure or
slightest pressure from an oncoming cold could be one of
the things.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Manager.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Now, look, please how about that? Just please get me
anyone else right now?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, okay, how about I just tell you that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up. Oh
my god. He said you get really frustrated with customer
service people and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh my godness.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh I'm actually kind of believed so that that wasn't someone,
because I was really starting to worry about the future
of this pess.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
We thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Another two bullphone prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only
on them.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hello, Hey, this is Pete Aikins, the mobile notary who's
supposed to drop by the paperwork today and have you
sign them so we can get your business delivered to you.
Congratulations on purchasing your first business Saya. Just got the
paperwork signed by the other party and I got to
give them over to you and then get them filed
and the sales should be approved. So I'm just calling
(04:44):
to see if you're going to be around in the
next little bit. There.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Uh, yeah, I am Bill here. I'm sorry, fairly back
on me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What's that? I'm here? Let me just stop that? Yeah,
sorry about that? Sorry about those a little loud there anyway. Yeah, Hey,
Pete Eakins, the mobile notary who's supposed to get all
your paperwork signed today for your big business purchase. Yes,
congratulations on that. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Do you have an ep A?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Can you stop the leaf blower'?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What's that? Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm sorry that you So you move away from it
or turn it off.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know if you're operating it, but yes, no,
it's yeah, I I don't. I like to be very
thorough when I get paperwork signed, especially for an important
business purchase like this, so I'm using the leaf blower
outside of the car right now, just try and make
sure the inks dry on the signatures and then I'll
bring it over to you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Did you say that you are you are leaf blowing
fly my paperwork? That means I'm sorry, are you leaf blowing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
A notary stamp?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Because I'm sorry, I'm It.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Would be fine. Hell if you could, if you can
have the hello, hello, can you please turn off, please
turn off the leaflower.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I should just deliver my paperwork.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I should wait to do that before.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, you, yes, but yes, so making sure everything's dry.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a
blank piece of paper over it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's very important that I get those.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Papers intact because I like in the next hour.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, because time.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Very time sensitive. And why would you be using a
leaf flower?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Why would you be hello, hi, Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Why would you be using a leaf blower.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up.
Make sure the ink is all dry so I can
get it over you. Since it's important, you know, maybe
try a fan.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I ray, what who oh boy? What?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What what happens?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Eron Aaron.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes, yet nothing to worry about sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, well it's gonna be just a little bit before
I get over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of
papers down the street.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
There?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Did you just say that all of my papers are
down the streets? Like blown across the streets?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah? Yeah, it really good?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Are you moron?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Why the poor do you use a leap blower on
official documents? There's sense of here on there. I need
every single one of those piece of paper in sequence delivered.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm trying to blow them back together now if I get.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Say, what the actual this is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard. I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your entire company.
I'm saying whatever idiot referred you to the other person.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's as you are.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Ruining my pants of buying my first business. Yea moron
is out here? Who gave you a notary like a certification?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Are you serious of you? I should just let you
know it's a prank phone call. Then this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have
a machine in my past right now I killed you
and my husband.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You want to say, idea congratulations on buying your first business.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say
congratulations to me.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Wait, thought every morning with the two bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties
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