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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hi, this is Trevor. Okay, I'm sorry I didn't identify myself.
My name is Trevor, and I'm calling from bank and
I was looking for our customer, Kylie, because I have
some important information about your savings account. Yeah this is
she speaking. Oh okay, so uh okay, So my name
(00:38):
is Trevor. Okay what so okay your savings account ending in.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, there's about it.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well okay, so I'm gonna make the long story shore.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
If that's okay, yes, please, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So to do so, I started here yesterday, so I'm
pretty new.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, and like, please get to the point.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah okay. Well I had a job before where I
was like working in customer service, but it wasn't in
the banking world, you know. So like I applied for this,
you know, six months ago, and then I went through
the interview process which was pretty good, and then they
finally called me back.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I need to know what's happening with my savings account please.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh yeah, sorry, I was going to make the long
story short, but I think I was making it longer.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah okay, So yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, So I hit a wrong button? What did you do?
Your savings account? I hit a button and then I
sort of like transferred all the money to another account?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What account?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I wish I was. That's why i'd call you personally,
you know, because like I want to let you know.
I don't I don't need this attitude.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Actually, right now.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Can you tell me what account you transferred into?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
His name is Jorge and he is in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What's the actual what?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was like a oopsie moment, you know?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
And then can you get your your boss or whoever's
your manager in charge?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Please tell your manager that you screwed up.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So the good news is I think I found the
Jorge in Brazil on Instagram and like I message him
to see if like he would send the money bag.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Hold on, let me let me check my account right now.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, I think you'll.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
It's all gone. Oh my god, god, it's all gone.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's what I was trying to tell you.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So savings account.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh okay, but like bright side, it's not really all gone.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Like there's just no bright side to this. It's my
entire life savings, it's all gone.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What's the good news is we know where it is.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
It's your manager or your boss on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Now, I'm not playing around. There's nothing in this account.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No matter where I look anything, it's all gone.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, it's in Jorges o Coau.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I don't care that it's in Jorge's account. I don't
know this man.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I do have an option for you that you might
be interested in.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, I'm not interested in it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
If I venmo you twenty bucks like for now and
then prob are you are you okay?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Are you on drugs?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Then me twenty.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Dollars and you wiped out my entire States account? Are
you actually insane? Are you like mental?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Are you right in the head or something?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I think, well, this is actually insane.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
So that's why I need to get like my lawyers involved.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This is actually crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So but like the twenty bucks is like, I'll promise
that I'll get you the rest, Like, I just have
to figure out how to get a hold of you. No,
I don't trust you.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
No, what if I.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Found another account with the same amount of money and
then transferred that money into your account?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, you're you're going to do the same thing you
did to me to another customer.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh my god, can you get.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your manager on the phone now?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
No, excuse, what do you mean? No, because this is me.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is actually Dubil from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Joe set you
up joke.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He actually transferred the money out of that account into
another account today just to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh my, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to
kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh my god, I really thought a whore. Hey from Brazil.
I'm my Oh my.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
God, we thought that Every morning with a jubul Phone
pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties. Is another Jubile phone
prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins calling from high school.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was looking for Rebecca's mom.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Uh yeah, your daughter just walked in the graduation festivities
that we had the other day.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yes, yeah, no, very very proud of her.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah I wouldn't be so proud.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that if that came out wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What I mean by that is after a further review,
we realized that we made an error and your daughter
did not actually graduate, so we will be needing her
to retake the twelfth grade. My daughter is an honor student, right,
(05:38):
an honor student who has an outstanding library fee.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
What mm hmmm doesn't even makes sense? Mind?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No, no, no, my daughter is an honor students. She
got into an IVY right.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, good college she got into. It's a shame.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
No, we don't even have library books. There's there No,
there're no library book here.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, she knows a dollar and thirty two cents to
the library, which is one reason we cannot allow her
to graduate. We've already reached out to the school that
has accepted her the college, and they know that she
does not. Yeah, so we've already done that. So a
dollar thirty two is what that was.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And also take your dollar thirty two.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
No, I'm sorry, Can I can I speak to your supervisor?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Or uh can I.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Speak to principal?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Can you please?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No, he was actually very upset. He feels personally scorned
and personally betrayed.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
What.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, he feels personally betrayed by you and your family.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
No, no, you're no, you're not doing this to me.
You're not doing this to Rebecca. What?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, this is there's enough.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Books.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
We don't even have any Libsorry, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know how she did it, but apparently this
has been owed for quite a while. I'm sorry we
cut up to it late, because it would have been
nice to tell her on graduation day and have her not,
you know, be able to walk right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Then and there.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Ludicrous. It would have been nice to tell her she
wasn't graduating.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right before she walked.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, it would have been so nice to be able
to snatch out of the line and say, listen here,
you owe a dollar and thirty two cents to our library.
You are not graduating, and you cannot walk today. But unfortunately,
what the hell, what.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
The hell kind of person does that? What the hell
kind of monster does that? Good child to a bright
and shiny, intelligent child. I want to talk to the
principal right now, right now, and you're going to be
fired because I don't know what the hell kind of
game you are playing with my daughter, but you have
(07:54):
picked the wrong person.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well mess with.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
There is a potential of still a allowing her to graduate,
and we can call the college that she's supposed to
go to and let them know that we made a
mistake and they might still be able to take her
if the family was willing to send us a little
bit of a donation both.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
So, you're just doing this to make money. This is
just an elaborate scam to shake me down.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You cannot mess with my daughter's future.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
She is going to college, she is done with high school.
You cannot mess with my daughter's future. You are playing
a dangerous game here.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
We're done with this conversation. I'm getting in my car
right now. We're going to talk about this face to faith.
I'm coming down right now, and you better be ready
with a check, and that principle better be out of
his meeting because I am going.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
To down here now. Is that what I'm hearing?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh, I'm bringing a check for you, gonna cast it with.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hey, hey, Rid, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
He said that your daughter just graduated and he wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Wait say that again.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's a joke. It's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
There's a radio show called the Jubil show that your
husband listens to, and he said that your daughter.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Just no, I listen. I listened to.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We thought that every morning with a Jubol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties