October 7, 2025 • 10 mins
In this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show, we dive into two epic prank calls that will leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning reality. First up, Jubal poses as a fraud department rep from a bank, sending poor Robbie into a spiral of frustration with a hilariously broken automated phone system. From fake surveys to accidental account cancellations and even a bizarre marriage proposal from a robot named Jimmy, this prank is a masterclass in chaos.
Then, Erica gets a call from a “doctor’s office” informing her that a Lego pirate head named Captain Side-Eye may have been accidentally left inside her nose during surgery. Her reaction? Priceless. And just when she thinks it’s over, she learns about Motorcycle Steve... Whether you're a longtime fan or new to The Jubal Show, this episode is guaranteed to make your day.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the chaos. Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, Erica gets a call from a “doctor’s office” informing her that a Lego pirate head named Captain Side-Eye may have been accidentally left inside her nose during surgery. Her reaction? Priceless. And just when she thinks it’s over, she learns about Motorcycle Steve... Whether you're a longtime fan or new to The Jubal Show, this episode is guaranteed to make your day.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the chaos. Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another you both ohone frank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Pull me on ninety six seven. Hello, Hello, Hello, this
is bank from the fraud department. We've noticed some potentially
fraudulent activity on your account ending in If this is
(00:25):
the owner of the account, please say or press one one.
Got it? Thank you very much. We've noticed some fraudulent
activity on your account. But before we go over that,
would you like to take a quick customer satisfaction survey?
Please press or say one for yes or two or
no no two sorry Q. Got it? You selected to
(00:48):
take a customer service satisfaction survey. I said no. On
a scale of one to ten. How much do you
like customer satisfaction surveys?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Zero customer service please, a real person please?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Got it? You selected on a scale of one to ten.
You like customer satisfaction surveys at ten? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What the no customer service?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
A live person please? Your boss? Got it? You'd like
to go back to the customer satisfaction survey before we
tell you about the producent.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Account on your eye?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Got it? No? You selected for me to tell you
about Christ Please take this or press one for yes,
two for no.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, two. I need to speak to someone at My
account has been hacked.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Got it? You'd like to speak to an actual person,
Please press or say one for yes, or press or
say two for no. One yes, got it? One moment, stupid,
It's a great day Bank. This is Peekins say I
can to help. Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I just got a call from you guys saying that
I have some sort of fraudulent activity on my account
I verify.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh boy, I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, let me
just send you into the automated system. That's how we
deal with all the fraud these days. So I can
just send you back in there and you can get
it all verified that way. One moment, please do no,
I ain't talk to you. Not a provo. Hello, this
is Jimmy, the automated phone system for bank. There's been
(02:22):
some fraudulent activity on your account ending in. If this
is the owner of the account, please press or say
one one got it. You are not the owner of
this account. Would you like to speak to a person?
Please press or.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Say please one yes, one.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, got it? You selected yes? Please hold please.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Can I I'm really hoping you guys can connect with
This is bank.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is Ted tibideau. What can I do you for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Please don't hang out on me and don't transfer me
to anybody. Somebody called me telling me my account might
be hacked or just some fraudulent charges. Oh can something
that you can deal with on your side.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm so sorry about this, so let me just look
into that point. Did you try an automated phone system,
because we have a new automa.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I tried that six times. I'm good. Please do not
send me back to that. I need someone who's a
living human being to help me here.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What did you think of Jimmy on the automated phone system.
I think it's working great.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I got the honesty that he sucked and I never
want to deal with him again. So please don't ever
do that again to anybody, not.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Just being, but the human rights. Oh well, that is
a shame, you know what. Something must have just gone
a little funky with it. Let me just send you
back over to it and try it out that it
will work. I'll make sure it works for you this time.
Please hold hello, This is Jimmy the automated phone system
for Bake. The account Indian has had some fraudulent activity.
(03:48):
If you would like to hear the fraudulent activity. Please
press or say one free S two for no one. Yeah,
got it? You selected to cancel your account and credit cards.
If this is correct, please say one. If this is
not correct, please say two two.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
This is not were you coming up with? No?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Got it? Your accounts have been canceled. Well, I don't
like to come back as a member. We're always interested
in having you. No, I love you. What's happening here?
What just happened? Will you marry me? If yes, press one?
If no, press or say two. What the Robbie? This
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
(04:30):
brank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you up?
Oh my, that was ridiculous. She said that automated phone
systems bug you and she wanted to mess with you
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man, I hated you and I wanted to kill him.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Actually, honestly, we talked every morning with a two boltone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is another ju boltone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Only one kiss.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Erica. Yeah, Hey, Erica. How's the
old honker working out? It's okay. Everything heilling up, okay,
after you came in here and had a little bit
of surgery on the deviated septum. Yeah, I had heard
(05:28):
for a while.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The accepts the pain killers and everything's good.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now, Yeah, just call it check in and see how
things are going, and that everything is fine. And you
haven't noticed anything strange.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, everything seems good.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Nothing, nothing out of the ordinary at all. Nothing. No
king's blocking anything or you're coming out out of the
old nose just perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Why do you keep asking me questions like that something there.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That shouldn't be there? What you're you're being really weird? Yeah,
I apologize, Okay, full transparency. I guess I should just
get to the point. So we think that maybe possibly
Captain Sideye might be still up in your nose there,
(06:21):
and I wanted to make sure captain what captain Captain Sideye, Yeah,
that's his name, Captain side Eye. What is that? Okay? Well,
all right, So the doctor who performed your procedure, the
surgery on your deviated steptum there, he has a lucky
charm basically that he keeps with him during all of
(06:43):
his surgeries. It's a lego pirate head named Captain side Eye. Yeah,
and after your surgery, he could not locate Captain side
Eye and he's you think it's in my note? I'm sorry?
Can I just you say, think it's in my nose?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you think there's a lego in my nose?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Pretty sure that there is a lego pirate head stuck
in your nose yet? Sorry? What you know? That's kind
of probably shocking me here, but yeah, so apparently you're
kidding me. I wish I was, you know, but it
sounds like your voice is moving pretty well and then
nothing's blocking it, so that's good. We just want to
make sure that the you know, the lego pirate head
(07:25):
doesn't you know, fall out of where it's at. You
need to get this out of my nose right now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I'm just this is crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Right now? There's something in my nose that he left
this is You need to take this out of my
nose right now, or I'm gonna call my lawyer and
I'm gonna sue is a. Yeah. See that's that's why
I was calling. We were hoping we could do this
sort of under the radar. No lawyer is involved, nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, I'm going to call my lawyer right after we
get off the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
This is unacceptable. I can't believe there's a lego in
my nose.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, like little lego, pirate head and little guy. So
it's not you know.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You are going to get I'm gonna shoe this out
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This is so up.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Are you kidding? That's my nose, that's the center of
my face. Yea, yeah, yep. And see this is the
fourth time the laugh. Did I hear you laugh? This
is just this has happened this month, and so we're
trying to kind of keep it under wraps. Fourth time
(08:32):
you're telling me that there are four other people that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Got lego stuck at their nose. Well, that's a class
action lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Then hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'm sorry million dollars, Erica.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I am so sorry about that. I didn't hear a
word you said, because I just heard from the doctor.
He just pecked his head around the corner. Apparently he
found he found the head of his pirate there, pirate
side eye.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Uh well, then I'm gonna do for emotional this I
can't believe you just put me through that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, So anyway, Yeah, sorry about the false alarm there.
I'm motorcycle starring is still unaccounted.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
For though, motorcycle Steve.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, it's a lego motorcycle questions. Are you about to
ask me ify the pirate lego up my nose right now?
Because I don't think I can say that. Hey, Erica,
this is actually a Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
What it's a joke. He said that you had surgery
(09:33):
on your deviated stuffed him a little while ago and
wanted to mess with you. Oh my god, what I'm
gonna kill you. There are no legos in your nose.
Just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I can't believe that there is a lego U my notes.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We thought every morning with a jewbel phone pranks WEEKDA
mornings on that twenties
This is another you both ohone frank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Pull me on ninety six seven. Hello, Hello, Hello, this
is bank from the fraud department. We've noticed some potentially
fraudulent activity on your account ending in If this is
(00:25):
the owner of the account, please say or press one one.
Got it? Thank you very much. We've noticed some fraudulent
activity on your account. But before we go over that,
would you like to take a quick customer satisfaction survey?
Please press or say one for yes or two or
no no two sorry Q. Got it? You selected to
(00:48):
take a customer service satisfaction survey. I said no. On
a scale of one to ten. How much do you
like customer satisfaction surveys?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Zero customer service please, a real person please?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Got it? You selected on a scale of one to ten.
You like customer satisfaction surveys at ten? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What the no customer service?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
A live person please? Your boss? Got it? You'd like
to go back to the customer satisfaction survey before we
tell you about the producent.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Account on your eye?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Got it? No? You selected for me to tell you
about Christ Please take this or press one for yes,
two for no.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, two. I need to speak to someone at My
account has been hacked.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Got it? You'd like to speak to an actual person,
Please press or say one for yes, or press or
say two for no. One yes, got it? One moment, stupid,
It's a great day Bank. This is Peekins say I
can to help. Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I just got a call from you guys saying that
I have some sort of fraudulent activity on my account
I verify.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh boy, I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, let me
just send you into the automated system. That's how we
deal with all the fraud these days. So I can
just send you back in there and you can get
it all verified that way. One moment, please do no,
I ain't talk to you. Not a provo. Hello, this
is Jimmy, the automated phone system for bank. There's been
(02:22):
some fraudulent activity on your account ending in. If this
is the owner of the account, please press or say
one one got it. You are not the owner of
this account. Would you like to speak to a person?
Please press or.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Say please one yes, one.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, got it? You selected yes? Please hold please.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Can I I'm really hoping you guys can connect with
This is bank.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is Ted tibideau. What can I do you for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Please don't hang out on me and don't transfer me
to anybody. Somebody called me telling me my account might
be hacked or just some fraudulent charges. Oh can something
that you can deal with on your side.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm so sorry about this, so let me just look
into that point. Did you try an automated phone system,
because we have a new automa.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I tried that six times. I'm good. Please do not
send me back to that. I need someone who's a
living human being to help me here.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What did you think of Jimmy on the automated phone system.
I think it's working great.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I got the honesty that he sucked and I never
want to deal with him again. So please don't ever
do that again to anybody, not.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Just being, but the human rights. Oh well, that is
a shame, you know what. Something must have just gone
a little funky with it. Let me just send you
back over to it and try it out that it
will work. I'll make sure it works for you this time.
Please hold hello, This is Jimmy the automated phone system
for Bake. The account Indian has had some fraudulent activity.
(03:48):
If you would like to hear the fraudulent activity. Please
press or say one free S two for no one. Yeah,
got it? You selected to cancel your account and credit cards.
If this is correct, please say one. If this is
not correct, please say two two.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
This is not were you coming up with? No?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Got it? Your accounts have been canceled. Well, I don't
like to come back as a member. We're always interested
in having you. No, I love you. What's happening here?
What just happened? Will you marry me? If yes, press one?
If no, press or say two. What the Robbie? This
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
(04:30):
brank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you up?
Oh my, that was ridiculous. She said that automated phone
systems bug you and she wanted to mess with you
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man, I hated you and I wanted to kill him.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Actually, honestly, we talked every morning with a two boltone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is another ju boltone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Only one kiss.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Erica. Yeah, Hey, Erica. How's the
old honker working out? It's okay. Everything heilling up, okay,
after you came in here and had a little bit
of surgery on the deviated septum. Yeah, I had heard
(05:28):
for a while.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The accepts the pain killers and everything's good.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now, Yeah, just call it check in and see how
things are going, and that everything is fine. And you
haven't noticed anything strange.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, everything seems good.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Nothing, nothing out of the ordinary at all. Nothing. No
king's blocking anything or you're coming out out of the
old nose just perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Why do you keep asking me questions like that something there.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That shouldn't be there? What you're you're being really weird? Yeah,
I apologize, Okay, full transparency. I guess I should just
get to the point. So we think that maybe possibly
Captain Sideye might be still up in your nose there,
(06:21):
and I wanted to make sure captain what captain Captain Sideye, Yeah,
that's his name, Captain side Eye. What is that? Okay? Well,
all right, So the doctor who performed your procedure, the
surgery on your deviated steptum there, he has a lucky
charm basically that he keeps with him during all of
(06:43):
his surgeries. It's a lego pirate head named Captain side Eye. Yeah,
and after your surgery, he could not locate Captain side
Eye and he's you think it's in my note? I'm sorry?
Can I just you say, think it's in my nose?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you think there's a lego in my nose?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Pretty sure that there is a lego pirate head stuck
in your nose yet? Sorry? What you know? That's kind
of probably shocking me here, but yeah, so apparently you're
kidding me. I wish I was, you know, but it
sounds like your voice is moving pretty well and then
nothing's blocking it, so that's good. We just want to
make sure that the you know, the lego pirate head
(07:25):
doesn't you know, fall out of where it's at. You
need to get this out of my nose right now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I'm just this is crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Right now? There's something in my nose that he left
this is You need to take this out of my
nose right now, or I'm gonna call my lawyer and
I'm gonna sue is a. Yeah. See that's that's why
I was calling. We were hoping we could do this
sort of under the radar. No lawyer is involved, nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, I'm going to call my lawyer right after we
get off the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
This is unacceptable. I can't believe there's a lego in
my nose.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, like little lego, pirate head and little guy. So
it's not you know.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You are going to get I'm gonna shoe this out
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This is so up.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Are you kidding? That's my nose, that's the center of
my face. Yea, yeah, yep. And see this is the
fourth time the laugh. Did I hear you laugh? This
is just this has happened this month, and so we're
trying to kind of keep it under wraps. Fourth time
(08:32):
you're telling me that there are four other people that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Got lego stuck at their nose. Well, that's a class
action lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Then hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'm sorry million dollars, Erica.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I am so sorry about that. I didn't hear a
word you said, because I just heard from the doctor.
He just pecked his head around the corner. Apparently he
found he found the head of his pirate there, pirate
side eye.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Uh well, then I'm gonna do for emotional this I
can't believe you just put me through that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, So anyway, Yeah, sorry about the false alarm there.
I'm motorcycle starring is still unaccounted.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
For though, motorcycle Steve.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, it's a lego motorcycle questions. Are you about to
ask me ify the pirate lego up my nose right now?
Because I don't think I can say that. Hey, Erica,
this is actually a Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
What it's a joke. He said that you had surgery
(09:33):
on your deviated stuffed him a little while ago and
wanted to mess with you. Oh my god, what I'm
gonna kill you. There are no legos in your nose.
Just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I can't believe that there is a lego U my notes.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We thought every morning with a jewbel phone pranks WEEKDA
mornings on that twenties
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