July 28, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a double dose of outrageous laughter in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First up, Jubal poses as an airline rep calling Bobby, a frustrated passenger, to inform him that he’s being banned from flying—for using the armrest, wearing socks, and going to the bathroom too many times. The twist? It’s all a prank set up by his husband after a nightmare vacation flight!
Then, Jubal strikes again—this time as a distracted customer service rep named Pete Eakins, strumming a guitar while trying to “help” Miranda with her broken TV. Her rage builds as Pete tunes out and tunes up, until the prank is revealed and the laughter explodes.
These calls are packed with absurd scenarios, epic reactions, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Whether you’ve had a bad flight or a broken TV, this episode will make your day better.
Tune in every weekday morning on the 20s on 96.7 KISS FM for more pranks that will leave you in stitches!
Then, Jubal strikes again—this time as a distracted customer service rep named Pete Eakins, strumming a guitar while trying to “help” Miranda with her broken TV. Her rage builds as Pete tunes out and tunes up, until the prank is revealed and the laughter explodes.
These calls are packed with absurd scenarios, epic reactions, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Whether you’ve had a bad flight or a broken TV, this episode will make your day better.
Tune in every weekday morning on the 20s on 96.7 KISS FM for more pranks that will leave you in stitches!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven Kiss That Them. Hello, Hi, this
is P.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Didkins calling from Airlines. I was looking for our customer
and frequent flyer, Bobby, who was on a flight recently.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, yeah, that's me. Yes, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm okay. I'm frustrated the flight wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh no, it definitely was not great. And that's why
I'm calling.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, good, because I would like to hear from someone.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was a big issue.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, it was a big issue, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I mean a flight being not delayed and there
was like horrible customer service. It was really frustrating and
really dampered our trip.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right, That's not why I'm calling. That wasn't the issue
I was calling about. I'm actually calling about the issues
with you as a passenger on our airline and calling
to let you know. Yes, I'm trying to let you
know that you will no longer be allowed to fly
with us, and we're evoking all of your frequent flyer
points and miles and things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So good, what are you about?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Why would you do it? Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wait? Wait a minute, wait, a minute, Wait a minute,
what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, do you want me to rattle off the list
for you? Because I can do that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Rattle off the list.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You guys have a delayed plate or anything, I should
be not wanting to fly with you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
H m hmm. Okay, let's talk about the arm rest.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh okay, arm rests okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Little thing you might not know about us as an airline,
we have secret flyers, people who are paid to sit
on the flights and watch some of the other passengers
to make sure they're acting appropriately. And at the end
of your row, you were at the window seat, was
a secret flyer and they saw everything.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What are you talking about? I'm not allowed to use
arm list. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
The flight was delayed three and.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
A half hours.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We were sitting in the windows seat, EM and you
monopolized the middle seats arm rest the whole flight.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That was my husband in the middle seat. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mm? Okay, Well, it's up to him to say something.
I guess to you personally about that, but we as
an airline do not appreciate that that arm rest in
the middle is for the middle seat, and you monopolized.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I paid for both.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, no, no, no no, I paid for both seats. If if my
husband doesn't need the arm ress, I can use.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The arm ress.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You're going to ban someone for using an arm wress.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's talk about the tops.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What. Yeah, we are a shoe on only airline and
halfway through the flight you take your shoes off.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I adjusted my socks and put them back on. It
sound like I left them off the whole flight. Are
you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Are you for real calling me and telling me.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That I can't You're calling me about an arm rest
and my shoes. Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You're calling me to say sorry, the flight's delayed. So
are we ruined your vacation? Here's a credit not rerebanding
you because you used your husband's armors on chairs that
you bought. What is your problem?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You have like a horrible attitude.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's talk about let's talk about the three times you
use the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Am I not allowed to use the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, you are in the window seat and you made
our secret flyer get up three times to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One of those times you were still in your socks.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
For one, there's no way I was still in my
socks for two Who cares how many times I've use
the bathroom. The flight was delayed there to take a
different round.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
The flight was extended. It was a long flight. I
just wanted to get to.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Where I was going, and I was frustrated. You're really
gonna you guys should be apologizing to me for what
you put me through. All the waiting, We had to
go from gate to gate, the flight had to do
a whole thing. Are you joking? What did your.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is that, hey, Bobby, this is actually Jewel from
the Jewel Show doing a phone break on you and
your husband, say you up.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm like, I'm like paintings. I'm ready to go through
the room. I'm like, oh my god. He said, oh god,
I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You guys said a flight reason and it was a
terrible experience, and he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Mess with its horrible. It's horrible.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
My blood pressure is through the roof right now.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I thought I was gonna go crazy. Oh my god,
you got me, You got me. I'm still I can't
even calm down. Oh my god, you got me. Really good.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We thought every morning with the two Bull Phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the Twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss That Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Hey, yeah, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm calling from
I was looking for Miranda, who unfortunately had her TV
delivered and it was broken.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So I'll call the schedule to pick up for it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Okay, this is is this Miranda?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What I want to know is why?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What is that? What's up?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Sorry? What is that like? Guitar sound?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh that's a guitar? Sorry about that. I'm working from home.
I'm working from home today, telecommutant. So okay, Well, getting
a little distracted with things down?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yep, I'm sorry. What put the guitar down?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Gotcha? Sorry about that. I realized I kind of tuned
out there. So what's the issue.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, the issue was that it's been a week and
a show a little over a week, and I was
told that someone would call me to take care of
the problem with the TV that does.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Not work with me a week there, Yes, sir, yep.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Sir, get the guitar down or you're gonna end up
wearing the guitar.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
This is not cute. Oh it's not funny. Sorry about that.
Stay on task, Pete, that's what my.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's not starting to become really clear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Why it's taking you a week to call me? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, I just got the news. I just got the
email today that I need to follow up. So I
don't know, you know, I don't know what's going on
with with our offices.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm so sorry about that. So what exactly was the issue? Again?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The issue is the TV doesn't work, and the issue
V doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Word.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Dude, tell me your name again. Tell me your name again.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
It's Pete. Spell that for me, please, Pete? Okay, what's
your last name?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Sirs? I need to speak to a supervisor.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I need to speak to somebody else, because if I
speak to you much longer, I'm going to start saying
some things that I don't want to stay on a
recorded line.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know, how does that sound to you? I've been practicing,
but I just cannot seem to get this thing down.
You ever played practice guitar, or play guitar or anything
like that.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
You want to know how it sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It sounds like it sounds like you're about to lose
your job.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
So I need you to get off this phone with
me and get me to somebody who has a lick
of sense and no guitar.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, so listen, friend of mine, not my friend.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I need you to put the guitar down, like I said.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I need you tell me your name one more time.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I need to make sure I've got it, because, believe me,
your manager is going to know your name.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
By the end of today. It's jeez. You know what
is there any way I can make this better with you?
Maybe if I sing, you can tell me.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
No, you can tell me your name, and then you
can stop talking to me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Those are the two things. It's Pete Eakins. Wait a minute, eh, Pete.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Pete Eachan's Petekins. Petiekins, Yes, that's your name.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, brouh, what is your name? Is Petiekins? Yep? Guilty
is charged? No? No, nobody's name is Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
U oh my?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is this is this for real?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is this a joke? Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh, he is the deadest man that has.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ever been dead.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
He said that you got a broken TV and you've
been waiting for them to call you back, and they
still haven't called me when you're messed with you.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I can't believe. Oh
my god. Okay, thank god, because this guy's playing the
guitar like I'm like, what.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Is actually happening right now?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like, oh my god, I was so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on my twenties
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven Kiss That Them. Hello, Hi, this
is P.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Didkins calling from Airlines. I was looking for our customer
and frequent flyer, Bobby, who was on a flight recently.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, yeah, that's me. Yes, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm okay. I'm frustrated the flight wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh no, it definitely was not great. And that's why
I'm calling.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, good, because I would like to hear from someone.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was a big issue.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, it was a big issue, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I mean a flight being not delayed and there
was like horrible customer service. It was really frustrating and
really dampered our trip.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right, That's not why I'm calling. That wasn't the issue
I was calling about. I'm actually calling about the issues
with you as a passenger on our airline and calling
to let you know. Yes, I'm trying to let you
know that you will no longer be allowed to fly
with us, and we're evoking all of your frequent flyer
points and miles and things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So good, what are you about?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Why would you do it? Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wait? Wait a minute, wait, a minute, Wait a minute,
what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, do you want me to rattle off the list
for you? Because I can do that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Rattle off the list.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You guys have a delayed plate or anything, I should
be not wanting to fly with you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
H m hmm. Okay, let's talk about the arm rest.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh okay, arm rests okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Little thing you might not know about us as an airline,
we have secret flyers, people who are paid to sit
on the flights and watch some of the other passengers
to make sure they're acting appropriately. And at the end
of your row, you were at the window seat, was
a secret flyer and they saw everything.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What are you talking about? I'm not allowed to use
arm list. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
The flight was delayed three and.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
A half hours.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We were sitting in the windows seat, EM and you
monopolized the middle seats arm rest the whole flight.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That was my husband in the middle seat. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mm? Okay, Well, it's up to him to say something.
I guess to you personally about that, but we as
an airline do not appreciate that that arm rest in
the middle is for the middle seat, and you monopolized.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I paid for both.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, no, no, no no, I paid for both seats. If if my
husband doesn't need the arm ress, I can use.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The arm ress.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You're going to ban someone for using an arm wress.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's talk about the tops.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What. Yeah, we are a shoe on only airline and
halfway through the flight you take your shoes off.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I adjusted my socks and put them back on. It
sound like I left them off the whole flight. Are
you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Are you for real calling me and telling me.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That I can't You're calling me about an arm rest
and my shoes. Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You're calling me to say sorry, the flight's delayed. So
are we ruined your vacation? Here's a credit not rerebanding
you because you used your husband's armors on chairs that
you bought. What is your problem?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You have like a horrible attitude.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's talk about let's talk about the three times you
use the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Am I not allowed to use the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, you are in the window seat and you made
our secret flyer get up three times to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One of those times you were still in your socks.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
For one, there's no way I was still in my
socks for two Who cares how many times I've use
the bathroom. The flight was delayed there to take a
different round.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
The flight was extended. It was a long flight. I
just wanted to get to.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Where I was going, and I was frustrated. You're really
gonna you guys should be apologizing to me for what
you put me through. All the waiting, We had to
go from gate to gate, the flight had to do
a whole thing. Are you joking? What did your.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is that, hey, Bobby, this is actually Jewel from
the Jewel Show doing a phone break on you and
your husband, say you up.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm like, I'm like paintings. I'm ready to go through
the room. I'm like, oh my god. He said, oh god,
I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You guys said a flight reason and it was a
terrible experience, and he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Mess with its horrible. It's horrible.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
My blood pressure is through the roof right now.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I thought I was gonna go crazy. Oh my god,
you got me, You got me. I'm still I can't
even calm down. Oh my god, you got me. Really good.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We thought every morning with the two Bull Phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the Twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss That Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Hey, yeah, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm calling from
I was looking for Miranda, who unfortunately had her TV
delivered and it was broken.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So I'll call the schedule to pick up for it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Okay, this is is this Miranda?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What I want to know is why?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What is that? What's up?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Sorry? What is that like? Guitar sound?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh that's a guitar? Sorry about that. I'm working from home.
I'm working from home today, telecommutant. So okay, Well, getting
a little distracted with things down?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yep, I'm sorry. What put the guitar down?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Gotcha? Sorry about that. I realized I kind of tuned
out there. So what's the issue.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, the issue was that it's been a week and
a show a little over a week, and I was
told that someone would call me to take care of
the problem with the TV that does.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Not work with me a week there, Yes, sir, yep.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Sir, get the guitar down or you're gonna end up
wearing the guitar.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
This is not cute. Oh it's not funny. Sorry about that.
Stay on task, Pete, that's what my.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's not starting to become really clear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Why it's taking you a week to call me? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, I just got the news. I just got the
email today that I need to follow up. So I
don't know, you know, I don't know what's going on
with with our offices.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm so sorry about that. So what exactly was the issue? Again?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The issue is the TV doesn't work, and the issue
V doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Word.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Dude, tell me your name again. Tell me your name again.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
It's Pete. Spell that for me, please, Pete? Okay, what's
your last name?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Sirs? I need to speak to a supervisor.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I need to speak to somebody else, because if I
speak to you much longer, I'm going to start saying
some things that I don't want to stay on a
recorded line.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know, how does that sound to you? I've been practicing,
but I just cannot seem to get this thing down.
You ever played practice guitar, or play guitar or anything
like that.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
You want to know how it sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It sounds like it sounds like you're about to lose
your job.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
So I need you to get off this phone with
me and get me to somebody who has a lick
of sense and no guitar.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, so listen, friend of mine, not my friend.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I need you to put the guitar down, like I said.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I need you tell me your name one more time.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I need to make sure I've got it, because, believe me,
your manager is going to know your name.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
By the end of today. It's jeez. You know what
is there any way I can make this better with you?
Maybe if I sing, you can tell me.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
No, you can tell me your name, and then you
can stop talking to me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Those are the two things. It's Pete Eakins. Wait a minute, eh, Pete.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Pete Eachan's Petekins. Petiekins, Yes, that's your name.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, brouh, what is your name? Is Petiekins? Yep? Guilty
is charged? No? No, nobody's name is Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
U oh my?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is this is this for real?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is this a joke? Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh, he is the deadest man that has.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ever been dead.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
He said that you got a broken TV and you've
been waiting for them to call you back, and they
still haven't called me when you're messed with you.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I can't believe. Oh
my god. Okay, thank god, because this guy's playing the
guitar like I'm like, what.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Is actually happening right now?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like, oh my god, I was so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on my twenties
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