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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another ju bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one kiss that.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Then Hello, it's Donk. What it's Donk? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I don't know a Donk well.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Like not totally not yet at least, like I'm the
dude that you're meeting up with here pretty soon in
an hour for our blind date.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I thought your name was Zach.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, it's Zach Donkler.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So like, you know, my friends call me Donk, So
like you can call me Donk or you can call
me Zach if you want to, Like either one is cool.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But Donk is like super excited to meet you.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Wait so but you're but you're dunk.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, and like I know it's a blind day, Like
this is crazy because I've never like been out on
like an actual blind day before.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don knew. Well, I guess you probably have.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like so I don't really know like how it works,
like do you need help like getting into the restaurant
and stuff, like you need like lead you or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think maybe you fake that a blind day things
that I flind Yeah, but I'm no I can.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
See Oh okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well that's easier then because I was just like, you know,
I want to make sure I'm respectful or whatever, you know,
because I've never been on a blind date before.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So so then you're cool. You don't need me to.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Like, you know, be like hey, left right, like here's
where we say it like and then like describe the
restaurant or whatever, like cause I went there yesterday, like
scope it out so I could like get good descriptions
on where we're eating, you know, so I could describe
it to you.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Awful. No, I I.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Don't need you to describe anything to me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, cool, Well, just so you know, like Donk is
super thoughtful dude, Like I did that yesterday, Like I
took the doubtful work and went there and like eight
and you know that's kind of the stuff you'll get
with me, just to so you know, like I'm always
like you know, going the extra mile and stuff like that,
and so like I'm super excited for you to meet me,
(02:19):
you know. And that's why I was calling, just to
check in make sure you're not too nervous, you know,
just checking in to make sure like you're doing okay.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But but you're excited for me to meet you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, Like I'm super excited for that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, So like one, I want to lay down real quick,
like I do believe that like boundaries are cool, you know,
Like I watched a lot of TikTok and they're talking
about like boundaries on there.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I'm gonna have to go ahead and say this
before like we meet up, Like no, you know what
I mean, Like I don't want to move too quick.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, Dunk wasn't really on my radar. And to be honest,
like you're kind of the biggest I've ever talked to.
And I'm a lot to talk with Carly for setting
up with you, I don't even know how you know
her or how why she would associate herself with you
at all.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, fine, Like okay, like I hear you and I
see you, and okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Let's skip dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll just come over and I really like, like I
really like you a lot, like I can tell, and
so yes, we can do that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'll be over like in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No no no, no no no, no, like absolutely not
absolutely not after.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
This like good talk we've had though, like I think
it's gone really well, and so like yeah, like why
not you know, like yolo, listen.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I know that you assumed that I was blind, but
I am now assuming that you cannot hear because you're
not listening to anything. A sang. I do not want
to hook up with you. I am not into in
you in anyway. Don't come to my house and I'm
gonna call Carly and try to figure out what she
was thinking.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, she was thinking that she would mess with you
because this is actually Jubeil from the Jubel Show doing
a phone prank on you, and she wanted to mess
with you before your blind day.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes, she said, she lined up a blind day for
you and you guys haven't seen her talk to each other,
and she wanted to freak you out before you went.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I hate her.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I hate her.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Listen okay, So.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm oh my god, I like can't breathe. I was like,
this guy should not be real. This guy cannot be crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We thought that every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties, it's another ju bol phone.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties. Only on ninety six seven,
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hello, Yeah, this is DAWNK calling from I was looking
for Jaya who's getting married at our venue this weekend?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Uh yeah, yeah, what's up giants? Donk? How are you?
I'm good? How are you crushing it? Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So Donk needs to talk to you about your upcoming
nupstoles this weekend?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, yeah, what about it?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So like probably not going to be like the most
exciting news for you right now, but I won't let
you know.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
All good. Donk's got it handled and not a thing
to worry about.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But Edgar, the dude who is supposed to like officiate
the wedding you know, our our venues wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Efficient guy, Yeah Edgar, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, so he like a illness, you know, so he's
outded So he's not going to be able to do
your wedding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But like, no worries. We got you covered. You know,
we do have a feeling. What did you just say?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You said?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What do you mean? What did you just what you
just said?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, that dude, Edgar the officiant. You know that our
venue has that you're going to use for your wedding.
Yeah yeah, dude is dude is a week sauce. Huh
that was like a joke. Anyway, he got sick, you know,
so so we have a feeling, you know what, I
(06:20):
don't know, d'de, but like he's going to be out
for a week so.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Wait, but wait, but my wedding is this weekend though.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, and that's why I figure like you might be.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
A little worried, you know what I mean, because you're
ready to tie the knaw, ready to go at it
with your husband after and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You know, I have three hundred people coming to this wedding.
I think you're taking it as a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, no joke. I'm calling that.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We have a very qualified feeling, you know what I mean,
Like said, not worry. What the hell?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Who's going to do my wedding? What the hell?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Who's going to do my Wedding's not going to be Edgar?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, so, Jaya, my husband's not going to believe this.
Who's going to do it? So good news, Jaya, you're
talking to him? What do you mean, I'm talking to him?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Donc is going to be the one officiating your wedding.
Not a big deal, dude, We will crush it together,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You have got to be giving me that is not happening.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hell no, that's not happening. No, it's not happening.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You're not officiating my way.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You talk about yourself in third person?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, No, I'm like I said, it's just me and
you on the phone.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, it's just me and you, But you are not
officiating my wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I have upwards.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I already told you I already have upwards of three
hundred people come into.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
My damn wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You're not going to.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Embarrass me in front of all of my friends and
family and my fiance.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm not doing it well. But DONK wants you to know.
Donk's God. I don't care what.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, I don't care what DONK wants me to know.
I need to talk to a supervisor.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, you know it's actually going to save you money,
you know what I mean, because like, DONK also give.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
A damn about the money. I don't care about that.
What are you trying to say? Are you trying to
call me broke like I need a discount or something?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, dude, I'm just saying, DONK also DJs, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
So like right after the officiating part, dude, DONK will
like take the stage.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
We don't need anything from Donk. I can't even believe
I'm talking to you right now.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm not doing this with you.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
My wedding is in a couple of days, okay, and
I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I can't do this. I need to speak to somebody
who can help me.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I need and less Edgar is in ice you Okay,
he needs to be at my wedding, and you can
tell him.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I sold you that I don't care JOI wall you
know you said I see you, and I see you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Cannot be happening.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Wait till I tell my fiance. He's gonna be soap
off at you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
We're probably not even gonna pay you a damn dime.
I'm not letting some frat heead frat boy meetthead type
of dude who can't even speaks to him something third
person officiate my wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You've got to be kidding me. Not it's just me
and you on the phone.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
That's not what.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Idiot, Hey, Jaya, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your sister
set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What it's a joke. This is actually double from the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's a radio show, and your sister said you were
getting married this weekend and she wanted to brank you.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh my god, I'm gonna beat her. I can believe her.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
She knows this is a stressful time for me.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
My wedding is in a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Why the hell wish to do that?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I can't believe that. You didn't want Don officiating
your wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Did Hell no, I.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Would cancel the wedding before I led Don through my wedding.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We thought that every morning with the two volt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,