September 16, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for double the laughs in this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First up, Jade is just days away from her wedding when she gets a call from a salon manager who drops a bombshell: her hair appointment has been canceled… for none other than Jimmy Cruise, the alleged cousin of Tom Cruise! Is this real life or just Hollywood madness?
Then, things get even creepier when a man receives a call from “Juniper” at the public utilities department, asking strange questions about his hallway, guest room, and… the walls. Is someone actually living in his house? Or is it just another twisted prank?
Don’t miss these epic prank calls that will leave you laughing, cringing, and wondering who might be next! Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM.
Then, things get even creepier when a man receives a call from “Juniper” at the public utilities department, asking strange questions about his hallway, guest room, and… the walls. Is someone actually living in his house? Or is it just another twisted prank?
Don’t miss these epic prank calls that will leave you laughing, cringing, and wondering who might be next! Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubilephone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Kiss Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Teddaboda collar from Salon.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was looking for the bride to be Jade. That's me, Hello, Jade.
How are you today? Excited about your nuptials coming up soon?
I really am?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I bet you. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We have you down for an appointment this week to
get your.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Head dead for your wedding day.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's right, yes, And unfortunately I'm calling to let you
know that we had to cancel your appointment. So your
appointment is now dead gone, and I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is no, there's no other option. I can't have it canceled?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Can we?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is there someone else available or is there a way
to reschedule?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, you know, I went ahead and checked everybody else.
I checked everybody else schedule and we're just not gonna
be able to fish in this week. I'm so sorry
about this.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, sorry is not going to cut it. I'm trying
to remain calm here, but this is not possible. I
am getting married. There is no other option. Why is
it being canceled?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, So normally we would not cancel. But we did
have something happen that is just a big deal, and
I think you will understand when I let you know.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But do you know Tom Cruise, No, right now a
big deal is my wedding. I'm getting married in a
few days. I don't I'm a time. I don't have
tied to find another person.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
To do my hair. We did have I don't want
to talk.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
About Tom Cruse, Yes, it is okay.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The reason that I mentioned Tom Cruise, the huge celebrity actor,
is that we did have a major celebrity call up
and say they want to be serviced by us and
our have salon and the time that they requested was
the time of your appointment, and that is the only
time that they will do.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So we had to cancel that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, that that celebrity has plenty of money on resources.
They can find another place. And I highly doubt that
you're gonna have a celebrity coming to your nasty place.
Put me back on the boat. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We were also surprised. But that's why I see if
you'd heard of Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Tom Cruise is a husband. Okay, I am having my
wedding in a few days.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Please to.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Your manager right now.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm so sorry about this, and that I am the
current manager on duty right now. That's why I'm calling you,
because I figured it might be a.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Little Look, here's the owner.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The owner. Well, let me just explain and maybe you
understand where we're coming from. I'm so sorry about this,
but we can't fit you in next week.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
No, do you understand where I'm coming from. I am
getting married this week. I don't need my hair done
when I'm already married. I need to look good for
my wedding. There is no one else I can find
to do my hair. You guys, I can't believe this
is happening.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know, I'm so sorry about that. We did not
expect it. But Tom Cruise's cousin, Jimmy CRUs called up.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And this is not even Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
This is his cousin some scientologists.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This does not matter.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
His name is Jimmy Crews.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That Tom Cruise, Jimmy Cruz, Jimmy Cruse, Jimmy Crews. I
cannot believe that you're trying to cancel my wedding hair
appointment for Tom Cruise's cousin. Is it even his cousin
Jimmy CRUs.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yes, he's been in some off Broadway acting. I think
you know, he's never been in a major motion picture,
but it's still big deal.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I not believe it. I don't want to hear one
more word about Jimmy Cruse and his horrible career. I
am getting married. I need to speak to the owner.
Get me the owner right now.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, well, Canine or what's their.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Name, let me have their number. I'm gonna call them directly.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm not gonna be able to do that because this
is actually Jewbel from the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Doing a phone prank. You and your fiance, Brett set
you up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh, it's I'm lit. My heart rate right now is
like coming out of my nose.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
My heart.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh, I am going to get even with him.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
So I have my hair appointment.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, yes, you still have your hair appointment. And I
don't even know if Jimmy Cruz is a real person.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I cannot believe that they were going to cancel my
appointment for Jimmy Cruz and that couldn't have been real.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wait thought every morning with a jew.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another
ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Only on ninety six seven, kissam.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hello, how have the showers been? Oh? I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Public Utility
and we had to turn the water off in your
neighborhood the other day, and so I'm needing to call
all the residents and go over a few things. And
I'm just wondering if your showers are working correctly and
(05:16):
all of your water is flowing as.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It should be. Yeah, yeah, I think so. It seems as.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
If when you're showering, the water is moving through the
pipes as it should.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I mean, I'm I haven't had any issues.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
That's great. Have you noticed any strange sounds that might
be coming from any of the areas in your house
and the walls or anything such as a knocking or
that are pattering, any sort of sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, should I be listening for that?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
No, I was just wanting to make sure because sometimes
when we do work in areas and have to shut
the water off, people report interesting things going on in
their house, and especially in the hallway there in your house.
Sometimes it's a little creaky on that floor, and so
I just wanted to make sure that there's no creaking
(06:20):
or any sound.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm sorry, Were you you said creaking in my hallway?
Were you in my hallway?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh well, I just know that sometimes houses tend to
have creaking in the hallways when you're going through them
by the guest room, and so I was just sort
of assuming that that might happen in your establishment.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't know. This is you're describing my hallway and
my guest room. And when I was called last week,
they said that they were working away from my house,
like underground.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What are you the pie?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
There had been a problem with the pipes and in
front of your house under the ground there, and and
so I don't I don't know why you would think
I was describing your specific hallway and just wondering about
the if you had heard any any sounds of anything
that might be there.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What the hell are you talking about? You're continually checking
what that like? Do you have anything better to do?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This is what they pay you for.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You sound like you live in the piping.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh oh well, I know I couldn't fit in a pipe.
Don't live in the pipes. I just go in the walls.
Occasionally and the walls.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No where where my walls?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh no, I didn't say inside of your walls to
check the piping.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
When no, you did. You said you couldn't fit into
a pie.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sometimes you go into the walls. What I thought your
manager or something. What the hell is going on? I'm
getting I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Getting a little uncomfortable, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're you're talking about my pipes and my walls, and
now I'm worried that like something was going to come
out of the wall. It might be you.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's just that I was sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did you just say you would never come out?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Well, yes, but I meant if I were hypothetically in
your wall checking a pipe, I would not come out
of the wall. I would be in the wall.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, this is getting too weird.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Are you are you? Are you telling me that you've
been in my walls?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Are you in my walls?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Are you calling me after having been in my walls?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Not currently in the wall? Now I should probably get
going now that I've checked my.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh no, no, no, no, we're like, I want to
stop it.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Man, You're you're going to nor This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on you
and your wife set you up. It's a joke. She
said that the utility company, no nobody's in your walls,
had to shut off the water the other day, and
she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh god, oh God. Now I need to take a
shower to wipe the scuzz off.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
We thought every morning with a Jubol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
This is another jubilephone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Kiss Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Teddaboda collar from Salon.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was looking for the bride to be Jade. That's me, Hello, Jade.
How are you today? Excited about your nuptials coming up soon?
I really am?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I bet you. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We have you down for an appointment this week to
get your.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Head dead for your wedding day.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's right, yes, And unfortunately I'm calling to let you
know that we had to cancel your appointment. So your
appointment is now dead gone, and I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is no, there's no other option. I can't have it canceled?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Can we?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is there someone else available or is there a way
to reschedule?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, you know, I went ahead and checked everybody else.
I checked everybody else schedule and we're just not gonna
be able to fish in this week. I'm so sorry
about this.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, sorry is not going to cut it. I'm trying
to remain calm here, but this is not possible. I
am getting married. There is no other option. Why is
it being canceled?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, So normally we would not cancel. But we did
have something happen that is just a big deal, and
I think you will understand when I let you know.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But do you know Tom Cruise, No, right now a
big deal is my wedding. I'm getting married in a
few days. I don't I'm a time. I don't have
tied to find another person.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
To do my hair. We did have I don't want
to talk.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
About Tom Cruse, Yes, it is okay.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The reason that I mentioned Tom Cruise, the huge celebrity actor,
is that we did have a major celebrity call up
and say they want to be serviced by us and
our have salon and the time that they requested was
the time of your appointment, and that is the only
time that they will do.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So we had to cancel that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, that that celebrity has plenty of money on resources.
They can find another place. And I highly doubt that
you're gonna have a celebrity coming to your nasty place.
Put me back on the boat. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We were also surprised. But that's why I see if
you'd heard of Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Tom Cruise is a husband. Okay, I am having my
wedding in a few days.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Please to.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Your manager right now.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm so sorry about this, and that I am the
current manager on duty right now. That's why I'm calling you,
because I figured it might be a.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Little Look, here's the owner.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The owner. Well, let me just explain and maybe you
understand where we're coming from. I'm so sorry about this,
but we can't fit you in next week.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
No, do you understand where I'm coming from. I am
getting married this week. I don't need my hair done
when I'm already married. I need to look good for
my wedding. There is no one else I can find
to do my hair. You guys, I can't believe this
is happening.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know, I'm so sorry about that. We did not
expect it. But Tom Cruise's cousin, Jimmy CRUs called up.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And this is not even Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
This is his cousin some scientologists.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This does not matter.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
His name is Jimmy Crews.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That Tom Cruise, Jimmy Cruz, Jimmy Cruse, Jimmy Crews. I
cannot believe that you're trying to cancel my wedding hair
appointment for Tom Cruise's cousin. Is it even his cousin
Jimmy CRUs.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yes, he's been in some off Broadway acting. I think
you know, he's never been in a major motion picture,
but it's still big deal.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I not believe it. I don't want to hear one
more word about Jimmy Cruse and his horrible career. I
am getting married. I need to speak to the owner.
Get me the owner right now.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, well, Canine or what's their.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Name, let me have their number. I'm gonna call them directly.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm not gonna be able to do that because this
is actually Jewbel from the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Doing a phone prank. You and your fiance, Brett set
you up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh, it's I'm lit. My heart rate right now is
like coming out of my nose.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
My heart.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh, I am going to get even with him.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
So I have my hair appointment.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, yes, you still have your hair appointment. And I
don't even know if Jimmy Cruz is a real person.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I cannot believe that they were going to cancel my
appointment for Jimmy Cruz and that couldn't have been real.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Wait thought every morning with a jew.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another
ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Only on ninety six seven, kissam.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hello, how have the showers been? Oh? I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Public Utility
and we had to turn the water off in your
neighborhood the other day, and so I'm needing to call
all the residents and go over a few things. And
I'm just wondering if your showers are working correctly and
(05:16):
all of your water is flowing as.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It should be. Yeah, yeah, I think so. It seems as.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
If when you're showering, the water is moving through the
pipes as it should.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I mean, I'm I haven't had any issues.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
That's great. Have you noticed any strange sounds that might
be coming from any of the areas in your house
and the walls or anything such as a knocking or
that are pattering, any sort of sounds.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, should I be listening for that?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
No, I was just wanting to make sure because sometimes
when we do work in areas and have to shut
the water off, people report interesting things going on in
their house, and especially in the hallway there in your house.
Sometimes it's a little creaky on that floor, and so
I just wanted to make sure that there's no creaking
(06:20):
or any sound.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm sorry, Were you you said creaking in my hallway?
Were you in my hallway?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh well, I just know that sometimes houses tend to
have creaking in the hallways when you're going through them
by the guest room, and so I was just sort
of assuming that that might happen in your establishment.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't know. This is you're describing my hallway and
my guest room. And when I was called last week,
they said that they were working away from my house,
like underground.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What are you the pie?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
There had been a problem with the pipes and in
front of your house under the ground there, and and
so I don't I don't know why you would think
I was describing your specific hallway and just wondering about
the if you had heard any any sounds of anything
that might be there.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What the hell are you talking about? You're continually checking
what that like? Do you have anything better to do?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This is what they pay you for.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You sound like you live in the piping.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh oh well, I know I couldn't fit in a pipe.
Don't live in the pipes. I just go in the walls.
Occasionally and the walls.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No where where my walls?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh no, I didn't say inside of your walls to
check the piping.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
When no, you did. You said you couldn't fit into
a pie.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sometimes you go into the walls. What I thought your
manager or something. What the hell is going on? I'm
getting I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Getting a little uncomfortable, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're you're talking about my pipes and my walls, and
now I'm worried that like something was going to come
out of the wall. It might be you.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's just that I was sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did you just say you would never come out?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Well, yes, but I meant if I were hypothetically in
your wall checking a pipe, I would not come out
of the wall. I would be in the wall.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, this is getting too weird.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Are you are you? Are you telling me that you've
been in my walls?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Are you in my walls?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Are you calling me after having been in my walls?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Not currently in the wall? Now I should probably get
going now that I've checked my.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh no, no, no, no, we're like, I want to
stop it.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Man, You're you're going to nor This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on you
and your wife set you up. It's a joke. She
said that the utility company, no nobody's in your walls,
had to shut off the water the other day, and
she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh god, oh God. Now I need to take a
shower to wipe the scuzz off.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
We thought every morning with a Jubol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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