December 4, 2025 • 10 mins
Get ready to laugh until your cheeks hurt! In this episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, we’ve got two absolutely outrageous calls that will make you question reality. First, Wesley just wants his Wi-Fi back—but instead, he’s bounced between the “Last Name Department” and the “Zip Code Department” in the most ridiculous customer service nightmare ever. Then, Shannon thinks she’s getting life-altering medical news after a routine dental cleaning… only to find out the shocking truth about her zodiac sign. These pranks are pure chaos, pure comedy, and pure Jubal.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ninety six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
That Hello, Hey there, it's a great day at cable.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I was looking for our customer, Wesley, who has Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, it's about time. I've been waiting all day for
you guys to call me back.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes, I see on your account here that there is
something under review, and so I'm giving you a call
back to go over that.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah. I told them I've already paid. I've already paid
my bill and you guys just suspended my bill.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, what is that their account suspended on there? Hey Wesley,
one second, I got to put you on a brief hold.
Send your channel apartment real quick. That can handle.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
When I wrote, I've been waiting all day.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hello this oh Cable. This is Trevor.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I work on the last name's department, So if you
can just confirm your last name, then I'll go ahead
and get you over to somebody who can help you
work here.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
In the last name What do you what do you
mean you work in the last names department.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
If you can just confirm your last name, then I'll
send you over to someone who can help you with
your issue.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Wesley is my name? You should be able to see
it on my boot I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay, it's been verified. I'm going to transfer you to
someone else now threefold and then they'll be on healthy shortly.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, let me talk to somebody that can give my WiFi.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, elis ISD in the zip code department here cable?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm so sorry about that. Well, I'm certainly not joking
with you. Is somebody joking with you? I don't know?
Is this a Wesley?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You have a zip The last guy said that there's
a last name department.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Now there's a good Yes, yes, you were just transferred
over to me from the last name department.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I would know, sir. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I need to be put on the phone with somebody
that can get my WiFi on right now.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, And I would love to do that for you,
because I see here your account has been suspended.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, yes, it's been suspended.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, trying to get that everybody.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm tired of talking to different people. I want to
be I want to talk to your manager. Give me,
I want to talk to your manager, right now.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, I can get you to the manager. I just
need to confirm your zip code and I can send
you wherever you want to go.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay, you have all my information? Okay, you should have
it on the bill. Everyone is asked that's the same thing,
and I've given I've given it to all of you.
I don't understand what I can.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Just confirm the zip code I get you on the way.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, it's it's the same zip code that's been on
the account the entire time I've had the account.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, but you know if you give me the numbers
on that, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's it's it's seven six, great.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thank you very much, Wesley. It has been confirmed.
I'm gonna get you on over to another department they
can help you out on. Is that gonna place you
on a brief hob?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why am I?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's a great day cable. Who am I speaking with?
And what can I do you for? It's Peedecins.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I need to get my WiFi back on. It's Wes.
I told you my name, all my information. You should
have my information suspended my account. I can't tell you
guys this anymore. I don't know how many people I
talk to you. How many people even work at your company?
It isn't even nothing to the company. It's a local company.
Why there's so many people working in so many different departments?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Mm hmm, who oh, I'm sorry you got you were
done talking there? You know, Wesley's her transparency. I was
looking at something on my computer, completely spaced out.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What was the issue?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my god, get this is the worst customer service ever. Okay,
I've never experienced this in my entire life. I've talked
to like five trelli different people who's been to waste
my I want to get off. I want to off cooking,
twitching my internet. I don't even do anymore. It doesn't
matter how good of the internet, it is not worth
the amount of stress. This entire combination is none.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wesley, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend. Tessa set
you up. Wait, it's a joke. She said that you've
been having trouble with the cable company and she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh my god, killer.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
God.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was about ready to throw my phone out the
brigging room.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
We thought that every morning with a jew Bolt phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubolt phone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor. I'm calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Shannon, who just had a cleaning
with us.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh yeah, that's sure, Shannon.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
How are you doing today? Is everything okay? Are you
feeling all right? No lightheadedness or any other issues going on?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, I don't know why i'd be light headed. I
just got my teeth.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Okay, because, uh, you know, during your cleaning, we found
out something that is a bit concerning. What do you
mean concerning Well, it's just you know, there's some information
that we should probably give you that it's just a
(06:08):
little bit of concerning for the doctor.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What do you mean concerning?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Well, like concerning means like uh, well, I don't know
how like the definition from the Dictionary of what concerning means.
I gotta look it up for you. Well, it means
like we're, like you worried about like some stuff you
know that we noticed when you were getting your teeth
cleaned in here.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I know what concerning means.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
One second, I'm sorry. One second. Yeah, yeah, I'm on
the phone with her right now. Yeah, so yeah, I
told her. While I'm getting hold on one second, I'm
just gonna pull up the definition of concerning for you,
so you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I don't need the definition of concerning. I know what
it means. But the is wrong with me? I came
in two weeks ago, you guys said everything was fine,
and now you're calling me telling me that you found
the concerning after my teeth going on.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Just something that we noticed during your appointment that we
really think we should talk to you about, and so
I want to make.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What the hell is it?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Well, it's just that there's something very troubling that we
noticed when you were here getting your teeth cleaned.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, you're you're not getting to the point I'm asking
right now. What is just.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Something that we find a little unsettling?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I think old tell me what it is.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I don't even know all the different words for concerning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm hitting here and you've got me freaking out.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
So what is it you keep saying concerning disturbing?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
What is wrong with me?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's just some distrustful news that the doctor wants to
share with you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
How many different synonyms for concerning. Can you come up
with and without telling me what I have?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Well, because you were struggling with the definition of concerning,
I went ahead and looked up synonyms. Actually, so I
have one, two, three, I still have four that I
could use. If it's not making sense, just.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Tell me what's wrong right now?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Okay, Well I'm shining. Would you like me to tell
you because, like the doctor wanted to talk to you
about it, but I can talk to you about it
if you want.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes, just tell me.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I've spent like fifteen minutes on the phone and you
still haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Told me what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Well, it's just that when you were in here getting
your teeth cleaned, we noticed that, uh that this is
going to be tough to hear. Okay, so I hope
you're sitting down.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm sitting down.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Now get to the plank.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Okay, Well, you are in aquarius.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What does that have to do with anything.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
It's just that we noticed your birthday and then we're
kind of amateur astrologers around here. So the first part
of the year is going to be very rough and
chaotic for you, but you should come out of that around.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Mart you put me through all of that just so.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You can get my zodiac sign to me.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Well, Like, I know, it's probably pretty tough to hear,
but y'all, it's just going to be very chaotic for
a little while.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You wasted fifteen to twenty minutes of my life on
this phone call to give me my astrology prediction for
the year or for the month.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
What your hell is going on?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Year?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Just very chaotic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know what, You're going to go through a chaotic
time because you're going to get fired. I'm literally going
to call your manager, call the owner, call somebody to
get you fired. Because this is the most pointless phone
call I've ever been on in my life. I'm going
to see you guys, we're your manager.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm suing you right now.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But he's not here, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Set you hug.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
No he didn't, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He said that you always dressed it up.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I'm going to say, what do I have, like hands,
put in mouth.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
So on on?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
He said he always press about stuff like that. I
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I was just sitting there thinking that I just had.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Some terrible disease and there.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Was something going on in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I've never had a cavity.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I was like, and this guy is talking about my astrocoty.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We thought every morning with a ju bol phone Franks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ninety six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
That Hello, Hey there, it's a great day at cable.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I was looking for our customer, Wesley, who has Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, it's about time. I've been waiting all day for
you guys to call me back.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes, I see on your account here that there is
something under review, and so I'm giving you a call
back to go over that.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah. I told them I've already paid. I've already paid
my bill and you guys just suspended my bill.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, what is that their account suspended on there? Hey Wesley,
one second, I got to put you on a brief hold.
Send your channel apartment real quick. That can handle.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
When I wrote, I've been waiting all day.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hello this oh Cable. This is Trevor.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I work on the last name's department, So if you
can just confirm your last name, then I'll go ahead
and get you over to somebody who can help you
work here.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
In the last name What do you what do you
mean you work in the last names department.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
If you can just confirm your last name, then I'll
send you over to someone who can help you with
your issue.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Wesley is my name? You should be able to see
it on my boot I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay, it's been verified. I'm going to transfer you to
someone else now threefold and then they'll be on healthy shortly.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, let me talk to somebody that can give my WiFi.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, elis ISD in the zip code department here cable?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm so sorry about that. Well, I'm certainly not joking
with you. Is somebody joking with you? I don't know?
Is this a Wesley?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You have a zip The last guy said that there's
a last name department.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Now there's a good Yes, yes, you were just transferred
over to me from the last name department.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I would know, sir. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I need to be put on the phone with somebody
that can get my WiFi on right now.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, And I would love to do that for you,
because I see here your account has been suspended.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, yes, it's been suspended.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, trying to get that everybody.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm tired of talking to different people. I want to
be I want to talk to your manager. Give me,
I want to talk to your manager, right now.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, I can get you to the manager. I just
need to confirm your zip code and I can send
you wherever you want to go.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay, you have all my information? Okay, you should have
it on the bill. Everyone is asked that's the same thing,
and I've given I've given it to all of you.
I don't understand what I can.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Just confirm the zip code I get you on the way.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, it's it's the same zip code that's been on
the account the entire time I've had the account.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, but you know if you give me the numbers
on that, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's it's it's seven six, great.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thank you very much, Wesley. It has been confirmed.
I'm gonna get you on over to another department they
can help you out on. Is that gonna place you
on a brief hob?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why am I?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's a great day cable. Who am I speaking with?
And what can I do you for? It's Peedecins.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I need to get my WiFi back on. It's Wes.
I told you my name, all my information. You should
have my information suspended my account. I can't tell you
guys this anymore. I don't know how many people I
talk to you. How many people even work at your company?
It isn't even nothing to the company. It's a local company.
Why there's so many people working in so many different departments?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Mm hmm, who oh, I'm sorry you got you were
done talking there? You know, Wesley's her transparency. I was
looking at something on my computer, completely spaced out.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What was the issue?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my god, get this is the worst customer service ever. Okay,
I've never experienced this in my entire life. I've talked
to like five trelli different people who's been to waste
my I want to get off. I want to off cooking,
twitching my internet. I don't even do anymore. It doesn't
matter how good of the internet, it is not worth
the amount of stress. This entire combination is none.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wesley, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend. Tessa set
you up. Wait, it's a joke. She said that you've
been having trouble with the cable company and she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh my god, killer.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
God.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was about ready to throw my phone out the
brigging room.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
We thought that every morning with a jew Bolt phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubolt phone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only one six seven kiss.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor. I'm calling from doctor's office.
I was looking for Shannon, who just had a cleaning
with us.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh yeah, that's sure, Shannon.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
How are you doing today? Is everything okay? Are you
feeling all right? No lightheadedness or any other issues going on?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, I don't know why i'd be light headed. I
just got my teeth.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Okay, because, uh, you know, during your cleaning, we found
out something that is a bit concerning. What do you
mean concerning Well, it's just you know, there's some information
that we should probably give you that it's just a
(06:08):
little bit of concerning for the doctor.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What do you mean concerning?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Well, like concerning means like uh, well, I don't know
how like the definition from the Dictionary of what concerning means.
I gotta look it up for you. Well, it means
like we're, like you worried about like some stuff you
know that we noticed when you were getting your teeth
cleaned in here.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I know what concerning means.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
One second, I'm sorry. One second. Yeah, yeah, I'm on
the phone with her right now. Yeah, so yeah, I
told her. While I'm getting hold on one second, I'm
just gonna pull up the definition of concerning for you,
so you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I don't need the definition of concerning. I know what
it means. But the is wrong with me? I came
in two weeks ago, you guys said everything was fine,
and now you're calling me telling me that you found
the concerning after my teeth going on.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Just something that we noticed during your appointment that we
really think we should talk to you about, and so
I want to make.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What the hell is it?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Well, it's just that there's something very troubling that we
noticed when you were here getting your teeth cleaned.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, you're you're not getting to the point I'm asking
right now. What is just.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Something that we find a little unsettling?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I think old tell me what it is.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I don't even know all the different words for concerning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm hitting here and you've got me freaking out.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
So what is it you keep saying concerning disturbing?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
What is wrong with me?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's just some distrustful news that the doctor wants to
share with you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
How many different synonyms for concerning. Can you come up
with and without telling me what I have?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Well, because you were struggling with the definition of concerning,
I went ahead and looked up synonyms. Actually, so I
have one, two, three, I still have four that I
could use. If it's not making sense, just.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Tell me what's wrong right now?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Okay, Well I'm shining. Would you like me to tell
you because, like the doctor wanted to talk to you
about it, but I can talk to you about it
if you want.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes, just tell me.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I've spent like fifteen minutes on the phone and you
still haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Told me what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Well, it's just that when you were in here getting
your teeth cleaned, we noticed that, uh that this is
going to be tough to hear. Okay, so I hope
you're sitting down.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm sitting down.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Now get to the plank.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Okay, Well, you are in aquarius.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What does that have to do with anything.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
It's just that we noticed your birthday and then we're
kind of amateur astrologers around here. So the first part
of the year is going to be very rough and
chaotic for you, but you should come out of that around.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Mart you put me through all of that just so.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You can get my zodiac sign to me.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Well, Like, I know, it's probably pretty tough to hear,
but y'all, it's just going to be very chaotic for
a little while.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You wasted fifteen to twenty minutes of my life on
this phone call to give me my astrology prediction for
the year or for the month.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
What your hell is going on?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Year?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Just very chaotic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know what, You're going to go through a chaotic
time because you're going to get fired. I'm literally going
to call your manager, call the owner, call somebody to
get you fired. Because this is the most pointless phone
call I've ever been on in my life. I'm going
to see you guys, we're your manager.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm suing you right now.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But he's not here, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Set you hug.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
No he didn't, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He said that you always dressed it up.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I'm going to say, what do I have, like hands,
put in mouth.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
So on on?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
He said he always press about stuff like that. I
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I was just sitting there thinking that I just had.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Some terrible disease and there.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Was something going on in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I've never had a cavity.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I was like, and this guy is talking about my astrocoty.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We thought every morning with a ju bol phone Franks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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