January 15, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In today's segment, Jubal pulls off two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have Darwin, who gets a call from an auto shop with some unexpected news about his car's new "pretty pretty pink" paint job. Listen as Darwin's confusion and frustration escalate, leading to a hilarious climax. Then, we switch gears to Sarah, who receives a bizarre call from Pete Eakins, claiming she has a Great Dane in her apartment complex where no dogs are allowed. The twists and turns in this prank will have you laughing out loud. Don't miss out on these epic pranks that showcase Jubal's unmatched prank-calling skills!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's another both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven kiss that time.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello and Bill. Yeah, yep this bill.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is Darwin. Yeah, Darwin is Bill. Hey how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, you gotta talk to you about your car? We
ain't doing anything. Shout from out of works car here
for it breaksdown. This bill called from out of works
looking for Darwin. Car here the breakdown, Yes, yes, yeah yeah,
break there to break the pigs were one days.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We didn't replace the break pays what it come. I'm sorry,
but because you were this bill, you're hearing your car
works on in here.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
He gotta works got breakpays it breaks them Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
The brake page offense ship.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
But we had a little bit of issues to you
only picked up a car a little bit different than
the when you dropped off.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
No, I want to pick up my car.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, it's your car. Your car is ready to go
with the brake page are done. We could be had
a little bit of an issue, go a little ding
on the doors. We had do a little bit of
paint work, but only paint. We have pretty pretty pink
so uh your car pretty pretty pink color. There, but
it looks pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'm sorry, I'm having I'm having so much trouble understanding you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
My car is what pretty pretty pink?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There's an official name of the color we had the paint's.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Wait a minute, I only ask that you guys work
on the brake.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, quell, what heaven? We waved up break page.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But then uh Jimmy, he had rine and came out
with the rinch hit the inside of the door, ding
it up pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But we had to paint the pane on the door.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But all we had with the color from another car
were painting painted car pretty pretty pink, And so we
just went ahead and paint the whole car that color.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But it looked good.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You got the brand, so you painted my car pink.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We were not, no, you know, we did not paint
that pink. See pretending the.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Name of the neme of the color, name of the color,
official color, pretty pretty pink.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I don't care what the official color of it is,
call or referred to pretty.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's pretty pretty original, it's pretty pretty pink number six
the name of the color.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I want my original color. I'm not driving around in
a pretty pretty pink.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We look pretty good. You haven't even seen the year.
If you come down the shop, maybe look at it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My find it. You like pretty pretty pink number six.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, there's no way I'm going to be driving around
in a car that's the color of pretty pretty pink number.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
See pretty Pink number six the official name of that color,
pretty pin numbers.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You don't care. You are going to reverse the color
back just like I asked you to, or you're going
to reverse.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You're saying you want the original color on that car
and now pretty pretty pink color number six the original color. Yeah, okay,
we can't pay it back the original color, but it's
gonna be a lot of weakers sold. We'll go to
get that color in because all we had with a
pretty rety pink number sick. So if you want to
bring it back, we can do that for you. So
we'll take you take by a week or so.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What I need you to do is paint my car
color back.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We paint that bag will be about twenty five hundred bucks.
So so put it no quote, no quote.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
You know what's going to happen is I'm gonna come
down there. I'm gonna talk to your boss, and I'm
gonna get you fired. And you guys are gonna paint
my car back to its original color.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That's what's gonna to make sure hear you create you
don't like it pretty pretty pink nubasis on that call.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, I don't like the color pretty pretty pink, and
I definitely don't mind you, So do what I ask
you to.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, I can't do that because this is actually Jebel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Say you up?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
What a joke?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, your wife said you were having your car work
down and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh my wow, so your cars. I think your car
is fine. I don't know if it's pretty pretty pink
or now, but it sounds really nice.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We got that every morning with the two Volte one
tracks Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is another bullphone Frank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Only onety six seven.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hello, we weren't born yesterday? Were we?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, you thought you could get one over on old
Pete Eakins, But not today, missy, not today.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
My name? Is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I'm calling from the offices of apartments where you live,
and we found out, so the jig is officially up, Sarah.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Okay, I'm You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
I'm sorry, I don't know what we're.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Talking about here.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh okay, I'll just go ahead and say I'm talking
about Charlie.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't knowah Charlie.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh okay, Well let me make it clear then, the enormous,
huge Great Dane that you have have in your apartment
when we don't even allow dogs at all.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Okay, I know what.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You're talking about now. Oh okay, Yp's not my dog, No,
it is your dog.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I saw the dog today and I marched straight up
to who was with it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Who you've had watching it?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I guess, And I said, there are no dogs in
this apartment complex, let alone a huge great Dane. And
they said that it wasn't theirs, and it was apartment
three O Two's guess who lives in three O two.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So yes, you've been found out.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Okay, Okay, I don't have a dog. I'm allergic to dogs.
I can't even a dog. I think whoever was walking
it was just trying to get off the hug.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But it's not mine, I said, that paying them to
watch the dog while you're at work.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I don't even know those people.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Listen, I've seen the dog around, but I've never talked
to the people.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I don't know their names. I don't know what apartment
they're in. I'm not sure, so I can't. I can't
give you a name. But I don't have anything to.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Do with the dog. I do you expect me to?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
But I do. I guess you're just gonna have to.
I don't know the next time you see the dog,
confront them again and say that you know what's the making.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The dog is back in its home. The dog is
back in its home.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Okay, yeah, it's home. It's not it's not in my home.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Wait what the dog is now? Where he should be
in your home? I said, okay, fine, I'm taking him.
It was his name, Charlie. I'm taking him back to
apartment three to Oho two. I scolded them a little bit.
But you're being fined four hundred and fifty dollars and
the dog is back in there, and we've got to
figure something out.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Why would you put this giant dog.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
In my apartment.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Why would you take it from the people that are
walking it and put it in a random apart.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Why would you believe them.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Right because they said it was yours? Am I supposed
to think that they're lying about that.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Yes, you're supposed to think that they're lying when they're
saying that I'm paying them to walk the dog.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
So I don't know why they would let you take
their dog and put it in my apartment.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
But if you don't get it back out of my apartment,
I'm I'm calling animal.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Control or something. You're also gonna have to pay. You're
also gonna have to pay for the cleaning of the carpet.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I'm not paying for anything.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
You can fix the carpet if the dogs is something
in there.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Put him in the apartment. He's a big dog.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
When I put him in your well, back in his home,
he went crazy on the floor, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So you're gonna have to pay for the carpet.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You're gonna have to pay for a hundred fifty dollars
fee for lying toes about not having a dog, and
probably face a fiction.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Okay, I'll mean I'll probably move out because This is
absolutely insane.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
But no, you're gonna fix the carpet. It is not
my fault.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
And you were so big of an idiot that you
just took some random person's word for it that this
dog belonged to another apartment and you put it.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Into my hope. Like I said, I'm allergic.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
If I went in there and Mike slow closes up
and I go to the hospital, I mean, you could
be basically on the hook for murder.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I mean, what's your name.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Again, Pete pe deakins Peedecins.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Okay, all right, Pete Deacons, I'm going to come down
to the office and I'm gonna do what the dog
did in my apartment.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
On your desk.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
How about I let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jebel Show doing a phone frank on
you and your roommates.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Wait, what is it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
She said that you've been complaining because somebody in your
apartment is hiding a Great Dane for management and wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You you did, you did, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No wait thought every morning with a two volt phone
pranks weekday mornings on that twenties
Here's another both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven kiss that time.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello and Bill. Yeah, yep this bill.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is Darwin. Yeah, Darwin is Bill. Hey how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, you gotta talk to you about your car? We
ain't doing anything. Shout from out of works car here
for it breaksdown. This bill called from out of works
looking for Darwin. Car here the breakdown, Yes, yes, yeah yeah,
break there to break the pigs were one days.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We didn't replace the break pays what it come. I'm sorry,
but because you were this bill, you're hearing your car
works on in here.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
He gotta works got breakpays it breaks them Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
The brake page offense ship.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
But we had a little bit of issues to you
only picked up a car a little bit different than
the when you dropped off.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
No, I want to pick up my car.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, it's your car. Your car is ready to go
with the brake page are done. We could be had
a little bit of an issue, go a little ding
on the doors. We had do a little bit of
paint work, but only paint. We have pretty pretty pink
so uh your car pretty pretty pink color. There, but
it looks pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'm sorry, I'm having I'm having so much trouble understanding you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
My car is what pretty pretty pink?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There's an official name of the color we had the paint's.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Wait a minute, I only ask that you guys work
on the brake.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, quell, what heaven? We waved up break page.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But then uh Jimmy, he had rine and came out
with the rinch hit the inside of the door, ding
it up pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But we had to paint the pane on the door.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But all we had with the color from another car
were painting painted car pretty pretty pink, And so we
just went ahead and paint the whole car that color.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But it looked good.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You got the brand, so you painted my car pink.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We were not, no, you know, we did not paint
that pink. See pretending the.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Name of the neme of the color, name of the color,
official color, pretty pretty pink.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I don't care what the official color of it is,
call or referred to pretty.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's pretty pretty original, it's pretty pretty pink number six
the name of the color.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I want my original color. I'm not driving around in
a pretty pretty pink.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We look pretty good. You haven't even seen the year.
If you come down the shop, maybe look at it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My find it. You like pretty pretty pink number six.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, there's no way I'm going to be driving around
in a car that's the color of pretty pretty pink number.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
See pretty Pink number six the official name of that color,
pretty pin numbers.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You don't care. You are going to reverse the color
back just like I asked you to, or you're going
to reverse.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You're saying you want the original color on that car
and now pretty pretty pink color number six the original color. Yeah, okay,
we can't pay it back the original color, but it's
gonna be a lot of weakers sold. We'll go to
get that color in because all we had with a
pretty rety pink number sick. So if you want to
bring it back, we can do that for you. So
we'll take you take by a week or so.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What I need you to do is paint my car
color back.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
We paint that bag will be about twenty five hundred bucks.
So so put it no quote, no quote.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
You know what's going to happen is I'm gonna come
down there. I'm gonna talk to your boss, and I'm
gonna get you fired. And you guys are gonna paint
my car back to its original color.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That's what's gonna to make sure hear you create you
don't like it pretty pretty pink nubasis on that call.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, I don't like the color pretty pretty pink, and
I definitely don't mind you, So do what I ask
you to.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, I can't do that because this is actually Jebel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Say you up?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
What a joke?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, your wife said you were having your car work
down and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh my wow, so your cars. I think your car
is fine. I don't know if it's pretty pretty pink
or now, but it sounds really nice.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We got that every morning with the two Volte one
tracks Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is another bullphone Frank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Only onety six seven.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hello, we weren't born yesterday? Were we?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, you thought you could get one over on old
Pete Eakins, But not today, missy, not today.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
My name? Is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I'm calling from the offices of apartments where you live,
and we found out, so the jig is officially up, Sarah.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Okay, I'm You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
I'm sorry, I don't know what we're.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Talking about here.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh okay, I'll just go ahead and say I'm talking
about Charlie.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't knowah Charlie.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh okay, Well let me make it clear then, the enormous,
huge Great Dane that you have have in your apartment
when we don't even allow dogs at all.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Okay, I know what.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You're talking about now. Oh okay, Yp's not my dog, No,
it is your dog.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I saw the dog today and I marched straight up
to who was with it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Who you've had watching it?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I guess, And I said, there are no dogs in
this apartment complex, let alone a huge great Dane. And
they said that it wasn't theirs, and it was apartment
three O Two's guess who lives in three O two.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So yes, you've been found out.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Okay, Okay, I don't have a dog. I'm allergic to dogs.
I can't even a dog. I think whoever was walking
it was just trying to get off the hug.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But it's not mine, I said, that paying them to
watch the dog while you're at work.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I don't even know those people.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Listen, I've seen the dog around, but I've never talked
to the people.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I don't know their names. I don't know what apartment
they're in. I'm not sure, so I can't. I can't
give you a name. But I don't have anything to.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Do with the dog. I do you expect me to?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
But I do. I guess you're just gonna have to.
I don't know the next time you see the dog,
confront them again and say that you know what's the making.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The dog is back in its home. The dog is
back in its home.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Okay, yeah, it's home. It's not it's not in my home.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Wait what the dog is now? Where he should be
in your home? I said, okay, fine, I'm taking him.
It was his name, Charlie. I'm taking him back to
apartment three to Oho two. I scolded them a little bit.
But you're being fined four hundred and fifty dollars and
the dog is back in there, and we've got to
figure something out.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Why would you put this giant dog.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
In my apartment.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Why would you take it from the people that are
walking it and put it in a random apart.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Why would you believe them.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Right because they said it was yours? Am I supposed
to think that they're lying about that.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Yes, you're supposed to think that they're lying when they're
saying that I'm paying them to walk the dog.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
So I don't know why they would let you take
their dog and put it in my apartment.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
But if you don't get it back out of my apartment,
I'm I'm calling animal.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Control or something. You're also gonna have to pay. You're
also gonna have to pay for the cleaning of the carpet.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I'm not paying for anything.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
You can fix the carpet if the dogs is something
in there.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Put him in the apartment. He's a big dog.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
When I put him in your well, back in his home,
he went crazy on the floor, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So you're gonna have to pay for the carpet.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You're gonna have to pay for a hundred fifty dollars
fee for lying toes about not having a dog, and
probably face a fiction.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Okay, I'll mean I'll probably move out because This is
absolutely insane.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
But no, you're gonna fix the carpet. It is not
my fault.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
And you were so big of an idiot that you
just took some random person's word for it that this
dog belonged to another apartment and you put it.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Into my hope. Like I said, I'm allergic.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
If I went in there and Mike slow closes up
and I go to the hospital, I mean, you could
be basically on the hook for murder.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I mean, what's your name.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Again, Pete pe deakins Peedecins.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Okay, all right, Pete Deacons, I'm going to come down
to the office and I'm gonna do what the dog
did in my apartment.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
On your desk.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
How about I let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jebel Show doing a phone frank on
you and your roommates.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Wait, what is it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
She said that you've been complaining because somebody in your
apartment is hiding a Great Dane for management and wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You you did, you did, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No wait thought every morning with a two volt phone
pranks weekday mornings on that twenties
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