October 17, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a wild ride in this episode of Phone Pranks from the Jubal Show! Jubal and his crew unleash two of their most outrageous pranks yet — and the reactions are priceless.
First up, Dexter gets a terrifying call from a haunted house where his lost wallet becomes the center of a chainsaw-fueled horror show. From creepy ghouls to ghostly screams, this prank pushes the limits of spooky fun and leaves Dexter hilariously frustrated.
Then, Marie faces the ultimate gym nightmare: a relentless wave of personal trainers calling her non-stop, each more absurd than the last. From dropped weights to childcare offers, her patience wears thin — until the final twist reveals it was all a setup by her best friend.
Subscribe now and catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM!
First up, Dexter gets a terrifying call from a haunted house where his lost wallet becomes the center of a chainsaw-fueled horror show. From creepy ghouls to ghostly screams, this prank pushes the limits of spooky fun and leaves Dexter hilariously frustrated.
Then, Marie faces the ultimate gym nightmare: a relentless wave of personal trainers calling her non-stop, each more absurd than the last. From dropped weights to childcare offers, her patience wears thin — until the final twist reveals it was all a setup by her best friend.
Subscribe now and catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven, kiss that them?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello? Is this the wrong number? I don't understand how
you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
How you doing there? Probably pretty scared? Okay? What yo?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dexter? Yeah, hey, Dexter, how you doing? This is Pete
Dikins calling from Conda House.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh okay, did you guys find my wallet?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? Yes, you dropped a wallet when you were in
here the other day, right, and so you called us
and you want to see if we found it? That
is correct? Did I find your wallet? I don't know
whether there's somebody stop.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, Pete stop, okay, Okay, dude, listen, I get it.
You work at a haunted house. Scary sound effects or
your thing?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh that's not a sound effect. That's James. He's like
he's one of the gals here with a chain saw.
He's back here with me. We figured we'd can you again?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Can you ask James if he found my wallet?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I can't ask James. He just left. But yes, we
did find your wallet. Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
How do I go about picking it up?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let me ask the ghost that lives here, Beatrice. Hey, Beatrice.
Where can Dexter get his wallet back? You gotta be
freaking out now.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, I'm not, because I know this is a haunted house,
like I just want my wallet like it's It's also
in the middle of the day, so I'm not deared
of what's that?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm sorry, there's a mad man with a chainsawy me?
Whoa James? Stop? Games stop stop stop? Okay, bro speak?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Can I speak to a manager please?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh that's me. I run the place. Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Listen, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can I come pick up the last thing you expected
was for a madman with a chain thowt I'll call yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sure, so yes, Like, what time can I pick it up?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh? Your wallet? You want to come get it? Correct? Well,
then you can come down and I'll tell you exactly
when you can come down. But James has it now
and he's got a chainsaw. Keep doing it, James, keep going. Yeah,
he's got it. He's got a chainsaw though, and you
(02:46):
got to get through James to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, what time can I come and get the wallet? Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, got a bit of a problem, damn it, James,
What the dude?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You're being so annoying right now? Can't I just get
my wallet?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like, why did I get a wallet?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You can get both of them, I guess now. It
would be a good way to see it both. What
the what do you talking?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I left one wallet. It's a black I don't understand
what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, uh, sometimes we have a little too much fun
here at the Haunted House. And James was messing around
with the chainsaw because we're trying to give you a
little scary experience to say you can come get your wallet,
and uh sort of dropped it, dropped it on the chainsaw,
and it's uh, dude, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You did not try, like the chain chawed your heart
throned their prop Oh why are you play.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On my phone? Good?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm just gonna leave work now and get my wallet.
You're being so stupid right now. I don't have time
for this, so I'll see you guys in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, Well don't do that, because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your girlfriend set you up. Oh my gosh, it's
a joke. She said that you lost your wallet at
a hanted house. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That was so annoying.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
We thought every morning with a Jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This is another ju bullphone prank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Hello, it's
a great day of fitness. I was looking for our
new member, Marie. H yeah me, Hey Marie, how you doing?
(04:32):
This is P Dakins. We haven't beneficially yet, but you
just signed up for the gym and I'm calling to
talk to you about maybe getting in some personal training
with us. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh? No, you know, I actually spoke to someone on
the phone before him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't need personal training, but thank you, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All right, Well, just want to check in, Thank you very.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Much, okay, thanks, all right, by bye.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hello. Hey Marie, it's Pe Deakins again from the Fitness.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Hi, I know I just got off the phone with you,
but was just calling you back to ask you sure
you don't want to get in on the training prinel training.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh yeah, no, no, definitely no, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, just get one more shot, have a good day,
took bye.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from Fitness.
I was looking for a new member, Marie, just to
talk to you for if you've been autes. Yeah, hi Marie,
my name is Trevor.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I was just calling to see if you would be
interested any personal training with OZ.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So I don't know if they take notes or whatever
in the gym, but you guys have called me some
times already and I clearly said no, so thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Would you like to know about our childcare services and
the childcare department that we have at the gym as well? No,
I'm going I dropped to wait on my foot the
other day.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Are you sure it wasn't on your head?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, it was right on my foot.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But anyway, okay, it sounds like you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, thank you. Bye. Hello. Yes, hello, this is tit Now.
I'm calling from Fitness and I was looking for our
new member Marine. We just signed up with us. Just
want to check in and see how things are going
at the new gym. Is this Marie? Oh? Yes, yes, Hey,
(06:58):
how you doing Marie? I was actually called if you
might be interested in doing any personal training with us
at the gym.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh I'm gonna go crazy.
I don't want any personal training because someone just write
it down and put it in the system or something.
Because this is like the the fifth call that I've received.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You're saying you received a few phone calls about these.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, I received like four phone calls in a row.
Now I'm really starting to get angry.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh boy, I'm well, I'm so sorry about it. I
have a job. Yes, okay, Well, I no personal training.
I got you so sorry about this, and let's calling
you all the time. Just want to check in and
see if you were interested in hearing about the childcare
services we have.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh my god. No, I don't want any childcare or training. Okay,
I'm freaking out right now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, okay, sorry about dad. Well I will let you go,
and I promise to make sure that this is noted
in here not to call you back about the personal
training or the childcare services. All right, good, thank you.
I appreciate it. Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's dog. I'm
calling from fitness all.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
What's no, No, that's it. I don't don't don't you
dare say it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I was just calling to say that I can't wait
to meet you.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm your new personal trainer, and I just wanted to call,
like schedule the days or whatever that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You come in.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That's it. That's it. I'm quitting. I'm quitting the Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have died.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I can't understand that. It's like, Holy mother of God,
how many people work there?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hey, Marie, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your friend Allison
set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Good.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
She said that you guys just signed to put the
gym together and they were bucking you about training and
she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill But I love you guys,
But oh my god, I can't wake up every morning
with a jewbol phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven, kiss that them?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello? Is this the wrong number? I don't understand how
you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
How you doing there? Probably pretty scared? Okay? What yo?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dexter? Yeah, hey, Dexter, how you doing? This is Pete
Dikins calling from Conda House.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh okay, did you guys find my wallet?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? Yes, you dropped a wallet when you were in
here the other day, right, and so you called us
and you want to see if we found it? That
is correct? Did I find your wallet? I don't know
whether there's somebody stop.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, Pete stop, okay, Okay, dude, listen, I get it.
You work at a haunted house. Scary sound effects or
your thing?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh that's not a sound effect. That's James. He's like
he's one of the gals here with a chain saw.
He's back here with me. We figured we'd can you again?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Can you ask James if he found my wallet?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I can't ask James. He just left. But yes, we
did find your wallet. Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
How do I go about picking it up?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let me ask the ghost that lives here, Beatrice. Hey, Beatrice.
Where can Dexter get his wallet back? You gotta be
freaking out now.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, I'm not, because I know this is a haunted house,
like I just want my wallet like it's It's also
in the middle of the day, so I'm not deared
of what's that?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm sorry, there's a mad man with a chainsawy me?
Whoa James? Stop? Games stop stop stop? Okay, bro speak?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Can I speak to a manager please?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh that's me. I run the place. Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Listen, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can I come pick up the last thing you expected
was for a madman with a chain thowt I'll call yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sure, so yes, Like, what time can I pick it up?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh? Your wallet? You want to come get it? Correct? Well,
then you can come down and I'll tell you exactly
when you can come down. But James has it now
and he's got a chainsaw. Keep doing it, James, keep going. Yeah,
he's got it. He's got a chainsaw though, and you
(02:46):
got to get through James to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, what time can I come and get the wallet? Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, got a bit of a problem, damn it, James,
What the dude?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You're being so annoying right now? Can't I just get
my wallet?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like, why did I get a wallet?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You can get both of them, I guess now. It
would be a good way to see it both. What
the what do you talking?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I left one wallet. It's a black I don't understand
what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, uh, sometimes we have a little too much fun
here at the Haunted House. And James was messing around
with the chainsaw because we're trying to give you a
little scary experience to say you can come get your wallet,
and uh sort of dropped it, dropped it on the chainsaw,
and it's uh, dude, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You did not try, like the chain chawed your heart
throned their prop Oh why are you play.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
On my phone? Good?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm just gonna leave work now and get my wallet.
You're being so stupid right now. I don't have time
for this, so I'll see you guys in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, Well don't do that, because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your girlfriend set you up. Oh my gosh, it's
a joke. She said that you lost your wallet at
a hanted house. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That was so annoying.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
We thought every morning with a Jo Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This is another ju bullphone prank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Hello, it's
a great day of fitness. I was looking for our
new member, Marie. H yeah me, Hey Marie, how you doing?
(04:32):
This is P Dakins. We haven't beneficially yet, but you
just signed up for the gym and I'm calling to
talk to you about maybe getting in some personal training
with us. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Oh? No, you know, I actually spoke to someone on
the phone before him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't need personal training, but thank you, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All right, Well, just want to check in, Thank you very.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Much, okay, thanks, all right, by bye.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hello. Hey Marie, it's Pe Deakins again from the Fitness.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Hi, I know I just got off the phone with you,
but was just calling you back to ask you sure
you don't want to get in on the training prinel training.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh yeah, no, no, definitely no, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, just get one more shot, have a good day,
took bye.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from Fitness.
I was looking for a new member, Marie, just to
talk to you for if you've been autes. Yeah, hi Marie,
my name is Trevor.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I was just calling to see if you would be
interested any personal training with OZ.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So I don't know if they take notes or whatever
in the gym, but you guys have called me some
times already and I clearly said no, so thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Would you like to know about our childcare services and
the childcare department that we have at the gym as well? No,
I'm going I dropped to wait on my foot the
other day.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Are you sure it wasn't on your head?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, it was right on my foot.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But anyway, okay, it sounds like you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, thank you. Bye. Hello. Yes, hello, this is tit Now.
I'm calling from Fitness and I was looking for our
new member Marine. We just signed up with us. Just
want to check in and see how things are going
at the new gym. Is this Marie? Oh? Yes, yes, Hey,
(06:58):
how you doing Marie? I was actually called if you
might be interested in doing any personal training with us
at the gym.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh I'm gonna go crazy.
I don't want any personal training because someone just write
it down and put it in the system or something.
Because this is like the the fifth call that I've received.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You're saying you received a few phone calls about these.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, I received like four phone calls in a row.
Now I'm really starting to get angry.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh boy, I'm well, I'm so sorry about it. I
have a job. Yes, okay, Well, I no personal training.
I got you so sorry about this, and let's calling
you all the time. Just want to check in and
see if you were interested in hearing about the childcare
services we have.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh my god. No, I don't want any childcare or training. Okay,
I'm freaking out right now.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, okay, sorry about dad. Well I will let you go,
and I promise to make sure that this is noted
in here not to call you back about the personal
training or the childcare services. All right, good, thank you.
I appreciate it. Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's dog. I'm
calling from fitness all.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
What's no, No, that's it. I don't don't don't you
dare say it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I was just calling to say that I can't wait
to meet you.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm your new personal trainer, and I just wanted to call,
like schedule the days or whatever that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You come in.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That's it. That's it. I'm quitting. I'm quitting the Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have died.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I can't understand that. It's like, Holy mother of God,
how many people work there?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hey, Marie, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your friend Allison
set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Good.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
She said that you guys just signed to put the
gym together and they were bucking you about training and
she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill But I love you guys,
But oh my god, I can't wake up every morning
with a jewbol phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties
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