November 13, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for a wild ride with the latest Phone Pranks segment from The Jubal Show! In this episode, Jubal pulls off a hilarious prank that will leave you in stitches. Listen as he calls a man named Dion, claiming to be a “citizen officer” issuing a citizen's arrest for repeatedly rolling through a stop sign. The absurdity escalates as Dion tries to defend himself, leading to a comical exchange filled with misunderstandings and witty banter.
But that’s not all! Jubal also pranks a frustrated customer dealing with internet issues, turning a stressful situation into a laugh-out-loud moment. With clever twists and unexpected reveals, this episode showcases the perfect blend of humor and chaos that fans have come to love. Tune in for your daily dose of laughter and see how far Jubal can push the limits of a prank!
But that’s not all! Jubal also pranks a frustrated customer dealing with internet issues, turning a stressful situation into a laugh-out-loud moment. With clever twists and unexpected reveals, this episode showcases the perfect blend of humor and chaos that fans have come to love. Tune in for your daily dose of laughter and see how far Jubal can push the limits of a prank!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another bollone crank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, hello, evildoer,
evil doer, it's time to pay the piper. My name
(00:20):
is Pete Eakins and this is Dion. Correct, Yeah, this
is the mother what it's time to pay the piper. No,
you do not know me, but you've rolled through the
stop sign outside of my house about seventeen times this month,
(00:41):
and it's time to pay the piper. And the piper's calling,
and that would be me. I'm talking about me when
I describe the piper by the way that I'm talking
about me.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Wait, what you call your piper?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's a figure of speech.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I am not the police. Let me describe it
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
At a stop sign for do you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Or do you not? Blow through the stop sign at
intersection every morning at about seven forty five.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it.
But I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm
not going to lie to you. I don't come to
a complete stop. There's no one ever there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let the record show that he's admitted to it. Lets
the record show. Let the records show that Dion has
admitted to blowing through this stop sign at intersection every
single morning gets seven forty five. And that's why I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You need let the record show is this court.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm issuing a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
A citizens arrest via the phone. What kind of moron
are you? I can't arrest someone through the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I tried to chase you down the other day, but
you are going a little too fast for me, and
I will not speed because I like to obey the law,
unlike you. So I'm calling you to let you know
that I will.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest or
a stop sign.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let's a record television show. I can show that Dianna
is resisting citizens arrest right now? Do you want to
keep resisting?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There is no rest. We're on the phone. Dump, I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I will be by your house later this evening to
pick you up and take you down to the precinct.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You don't even know where I live.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Street.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wait a minute and I will best.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because I'm a good citizen detective. If you are, I
told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing a
citizen's arrest.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Weirdo don't follow me to my house. If you come
to my door, please understand I'm knocking you the stout.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Let's be clear, assaulting an officer, you will be assaulting
a citizen officer of the law at that point, and
the penalty is very big for that.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I would suggest you behave is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A citizen officer? What plane are you all?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Citizen officer? P deakins here on the telling you that
I am issuing a citizen's arrest and I will be
by around six forty five this evening after I have
my dinner and cup of tea to put you under
citizen's arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy handcuffs
that me and my wife use, and I will take
you down to the precinct and you will pay thee
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Little first. First of all, you're not arresting me. You're
not putting any fuzzy handcuffs on me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Peter.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're a pervert, that's all you are, and I'm gonna
blow through it. Stop signed tomorrow on my way to work.
You can't do, Peter, But if you want to come
to my house this evening, come through. I got a
knuckle sandwich to go with that cup with tea.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, she said that you come.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You always blow through this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Not blowing through it all. Look it's the stop sign.
There's no one ever there.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I just cruised through it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't blow through it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No one, there's no one there. But guess what you
can tell my wife?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Guess whose car is.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not getting washed this week Yes, he's not putting gaps
in her car this weekend. And oh in that small
repair of that t needs Yes, who's not gonna take
care of this this weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake thought Every morning with a Jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. It's another Jubull phone prank weekday
mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven kiss that them. Hello, yeah, Hi,
this is okay. Well this is Sasha. I was looking
(04:38):
for my ava a.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
This is may MAE is what you're looking for?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I guess, yeah, so yeah, mave. Maybe that's how you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Say yeah, that's why you say it okay, because it's.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Kind of spelled like mava a uh huh.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Are you calling me back?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I've been trying to contact you guys week.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, I guess so you've put in a couple tickets
and like hit the contact us thing about your internet
being bad or something.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, my internet has been down now for I guess
it's like seven days and I'm in panic mode. I
need you guys to fix it. This is unaccessible.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah no, no, I mean no, and I'm so sorry
to have to say it that way, but our service
is the best and if there's like an issue, if
there's an issue, it's probably operator error. If you tried
rebooting your modem, yes.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Of course I tried rebooting. If you look at the
notes in my previous like multiple calls, I've called multiple
times today.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I've done everything I can.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I've been sent to like fourteen different people.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
They keep saying they're going to send someone out to
fix it. I needed to be fixed.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Asa.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, let me just stop you there for one sec, okay,
because I want to get this fixed for you. I do, okay, Okay,
So the modem, Yeah, that's a little box.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Right, Okay, what is your problem? Why are you speaking
to me like this?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What do you mean speaking to you like? What?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Like I'm an idiot? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, no, I'm not speaking to you that way. I'm
so sorry. Does it sound like I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You an idiot?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, it sounds like you're an idiot and you're.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Calling me an idiot. Well, I'm not the one who
can't figure out how to work my wife. Why am I?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Okay with that? Right there?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What was that where? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
stop you there? What was what?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
What was what? What you just did? You just said
I can't work my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I like, first of all, I'm right, Well, don't talk
to me like that.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I can work my wife, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What I'm going to do now, because like I've just
had enough of this conversation.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I've had enough of you and your conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, so I'm over it. So I'm gonna I'm just
gonna transfer your call and escalate it to like somebody
who can maybe help you.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, thank you, because you clearly don't know. Well, I'll
be doing a survey at the end of this call,
because I do have some notes for.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You and your best by fy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, cool, I wasn't even listening to what you said there.
I'm just gonna put you on the hold.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay, Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I got who do I transfer this person to? I
have her on hold? Like she's so dumb? Hello, literally
cannot figure out how to work at all? Like I
don't know who wants, who wants to who wants.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
To be you?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Does anybody want to beat their head against wall?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh my god, sir, I am still on the call,
and you're calling me the idiot, and you're an idiot
who came and worked the whole button. This is your
one job. You literally have one job. It is to
call me and help service my internet, my WiFi.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Honestly, you this what is actually your name? I would
like your name, your employee number.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm going to be contacting your boss.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
This is literally the worst I've ever been treated. This
has been going on for seven days, and then you
have the audacity you call me and talk to me
like that. I'm going to call your boss. I'm going
to get you fired. This is ridiculous. I work in
customer service as well. I know what to do and
how to treat people, and this is unacceptable.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Fine, my name is Jubil.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Jubile. Yeah, your name is Jubal and you couldn't pronounced
my name is May.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, oh my god, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh my god, he said, Oh my god, you've been.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Having problems with your wife. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I could not believe that I was in this world.
It's so funny, but also that really sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So thank you for shressing me out.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, whatever, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Please, no, I'm promises I'll do that to me. But also,
can you help me fix our liven?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We thought that every morning with a Juwbole phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
It's another bollone crank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, hello, evildoer,
evil doer, it's time to pay the piper. My name
(00:20):
is Pete Eakins and this is Dion. Correct, Yeah, this
is the mother what it's time to pay the piper. No,
you do not know me, but you've rolled through the
stop sign outside of my house about seventeen times this month,
(00:41):
and it's time to pay the piper. And the piper's calling,
and that would be me. I'm talking about me when
I describe the piper by the way that I'm talking
about me.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Wait, what you call your piper?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's a figure of speech.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I am not the police. Let me describe it
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
At a stop sign for do you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Or do you not? Blow through the stop sign at
intersection every morning at about seven forty five.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it.
But I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm
not going to lie to you. I don't come to
a complete stop. There's no one ever there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let the record show that he's admitted to it. Lets
the record show. Let the records show that Dion has
admitted to blowing through this stop sign at intersection every
single morning gets seven forty five. And that's why I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You need let the record show is this court.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm issuing a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
A citizens arrest via the phone. What kind of moron
are you? I can't arrest someone through the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I tried to chase you down the other day, but
you are going a little too fast for me, and
I will not speed because I like to obey the law,
unlike you. So I'm calling you to let you know
that I will.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest or
a stop sign.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let's a record television show. I can show that Dianna
is resisting citizens arrest right now? Do you want to
keep resisting?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There is no rest. We're on the phone. Dump, I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I will be by your house later this evening to
pick you up and take you down to the precinct.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You don't even know where I live.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Street.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wait a minute and I will best.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because I'm a good citizen detective. If you are, I
told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing a
citizen's arrest.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Weirdo don't follow me to my house. If you come
to my door, please understand I'm knocking you the stout.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Let's be clear, assaulting an officer, you will be assaulting
a citizen officer of the law at that point, and
the penalty is very big for that.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I would suggest you behave is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A citizen officer? What plane are you all?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Citizen officer? P deakins here on the telling you that
I am issuing a citizen's arrest and I will be
by around six forty five this evening after I have
my dinner and cup of tea to put you under
citizen's arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy handcuffs
that me and my wife use, and I will take
you down to the precinct and you will pay thee
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Little first. First of all, you're not arresting me. You're
not putting any fuzzy handcuffs on me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Peter.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're a pervert, that's all you are, and I'm gonna
blow through it. Stop signed tomorrow on my way to work.
You can't do, Peter, But if you want to come
to my house this evening, come through. I got a
knuckle sandwich to go with that cup with tea.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, she said that you come.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You always blow through this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Not blowing through it all. Look it's the stop sign.
There's no one ever there.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I just cruised through it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't blow through it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No one, there's no one there. But guess what you
can tell my wife?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Guess whose car is.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not getting washed this week Yes, he's not putting gaps
in her car this weekend. And oh in that small
repair of that t needs Yes, who's not gonna take
care of this this weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake thought Every morning with a Jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. It's another Jubull phone prank weekday
mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven kiss that them. Hello, yeah, Hi,
this is okay. Well this is Sasha. I was looking
(04:38):
for my ava a.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
This is may MAE is what you're looking for?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I guess, yeah, so yeah, mave. Maybe that's how you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Say yeah, that's why you say it okay, because it's.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Kind of spelled like mava a uh huh.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Are you calling me back?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I've been trying to contact you guys week.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, I guess so you've put in a couple tickets
and like hit the contact us thing about your internet
being bad or something.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, my internet has been down now for I guess
it's like seven days and I'm in panic mode. I
need you guys to fix it. This is unaccessible.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah no, no, I mean no, and I'm so sorry
to have to say it that way, but our service
is the best and if there's like an issue, if
there's an issue, it's probably operator error. If you tried
rebooting your modem, yes.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Of course I tried rebooting. If you look at the
notes in my previous like multiple calls, I've called multiple
times today.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I've done everything I can.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I've been sent to like fourteen different people.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
They keep saying they're going to send someone out to
fix it. I needed to be fixed.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Asa.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, let me just stop you there for one sec, okay,
because I want to get this fixed for you. I do, okay, Okay,
So the modem, Yeah, that's a little box.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Right, Okay, what is your problem? Why are you speaking
to me like this?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What do you mean speaking to you like? What?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Like I'm an idiot? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, no, I'm not speaking to you that way. I'm
so sorry. Does it sound like I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You an idiot?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, it sounds like you're an idiot and you're.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Calling me an idiot. Well, I'm not the one who
can't figure out how to work my wife. Why am I?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Okay with that? Right there?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What was that where? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
stop you there? What was what?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
What was what? What you just did? You just said
I can't work my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I like, first of all, I'm right, Well, don't talk
to me like that.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I can work my wife, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What I'm going to do now, because like I've just
had enough of this conversation.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I've had enough of you and your conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, so I'm over it. So I'm gonna I'm just
gonna transfer your call and escalate it to like somebody
who can maybe help you.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, thank you, because you clearly don't know. Well, I'll
be doing a survey at the end of this call,
because I do have some notes for.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You and your best by fy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, cool, I wasn't even listening to what you said there.
I'm just gonna put you on the hold.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Okay, Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I got who do I transfer this person to? I
have her on hold? Like she's so dumb? Hello, literally
cannot figure out how to work at all? Like I
don't know who wants, who wants to who wants.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
To be you?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Does anybody want to beat their head against wall?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh my god, sir, I am still on the call,
and you're calling me the idiot, and you're an idiot
who came and worked the whole button. This is your
one job. You literally have one job. It is to
call me and help service my internet, my WiFi.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Honestly, you this what is actually your name? I would
like your name, your employee number.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm going to be contacting your boss.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
This is literally the worst I've ever been treated. This
has been going on for seven days, and then you
have the audacity you call me and talk to me
like that. I'm going to call your boss. I'm going
to get you fired. This is ridiculous. I work in
customer service as well. I know what to do and
how to treat people, and this is unacceptable.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Fine, my name is Jubil.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Jubile. Yeah, your name is Jubal and you couldn't pronounced
my name is May.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, oh my god, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh my god, he said, Oh my god, you've been.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Having problems with your wife. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I could not believe that I was in this world.
It's so funny, but also that really sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So thank you for shressing me out.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, whatever, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Please, no, I'm promises I'll do that to me. But also,
can you help me fix our liven?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We thought that every morning with a Juwbole phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
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