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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Them.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from cleaning.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Uh is this Jason?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, Hi Jason.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's Trevor calling from cleaning.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You know, we clean your house every week.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, Hi, Hi, how are you today, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm not too bad, Thank you for asking. I mean,
it's been a stressful day here at work. But other
than that, you know, I'm doing pretty good. I have
some plans later to hop on PlayStation Live with some
friends of mine in a game for a while, you know,
and I think I'm going to have probably some beef
(01:00):
oging off for dinner or something like that. So all
in all, i'd say it's been a pretty good day,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Except Okay, Trevor. I'm happy that you're having a great
day or a stressful day, and then you're just going
to get better later. But I'm a little.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Busy right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
My boss told me to call you, okay, because well,
so when we were cleaning your house today, there was
like a little incident and so they said I should
tell you about it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, So te tell me about the little incident because
I got things to do so with How little of
an incident was it?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Well? I think have you ever heard of a happy accident? Before?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are talking about missage pilot? What are you talking about, Trevor?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh No, it's like where you know, something happens where
it's like an accident, but then it ends up to
be like a happy thing, like a happy accident. I
guess you could actually call it a accident. That would
be good too, if you can find the words I
never heard?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do me a favorite ever?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Can you tell me what what you're calling about? Because
I have a lot of to do. What do you
mean you had an accident in my house? What do
you mean a happy accident?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Can you?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Can you tell me what happened? Yeah? Yeah, I saw. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
They told me to tell you about it because you
might it might be important for me.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Just tell me about it, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Anyway, So I was cleaning, you know, because I'm a
cleaner at your houlls.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay? So I knocked over a vase? And then.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Which vase did you knock over?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Well, it's like a little vase, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And which color is a little vase? And where was it?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Uh, well, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So I was in the living room on a table
by the TV. It's like a bluish kind of color.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
On the Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I had some headphones and and then I was kind
of like, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
About your headphones. Boy. So what happened to the vaves? Trevor?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh well, du'st the happy accident part, because.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like not a happy accident. What happened to the vase?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So I tipped it over but it didn't break.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
There was a bunch of dust in it, and so
I vacuumed all the dust uff.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, that wasn't dust. That wasn't dust, you idiot. Have
you ever seen an urn before? You vacuumed up my
kid's dead lizard ashes. I gotta, I gotta do something
about this. I gotta call your manager. Do you have
anything else to say to me?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, that wasn't the main reason. My boss told me
I should call you. What are you talking about? What
do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's them for me?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, because I wanted to replace the dust, which I
guess is you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You can't replace the dust. It was a living creature.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Now it's gone, and.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That was its ashes. We were holding we were holding
ceremonies for that living.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Your house smells like cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, my house tills like cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
So okay, I don't smoke, but to refill it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I went to the store and I got a hell
of cigarettes, and so I was just burning cigarettes the
whole time while I was crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Where are you from? What is wrong with you? What
is like? What are you?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
The real thing is one of them fell on the
couch and it burns the entire couch shop Are you?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Are you in my house? Right now? Are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I want to see you.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I want to see you in person.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Set you up?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh okay, all right. I was wondering. I was wondering
how someone Hey, Yeah, I was imagining going home with
my house, my couch burning, my kids are crying?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Wait thought every morning with a two bolltone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Another two bolltone pranks weekday mornings on.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
The twenties on ninety six, Hello, hey Blair, how you doing.
This is P Dickins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I
don't think we've met before. Oh hi, Hi, Hi, I'm great.
(05:20):
The fun day for me I get to call people
and talk about their holiday bonuses, so that's why I'm calling.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Oh yeah, okay, I know.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You haven't dealt with me in the past, but you
know it's my job this year to call and give
the good news. So do you have a minute to
talk about your holiday.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Bonus that you'll be receiving this year? Yes, yeah, absolutely, yes.
I do very excited about it.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
And I'm looking at what you got last year for
your holiday bonus and it's you probably like that a lot, huh.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I worked very hard.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, well we appreciate your hard work, and that
is why I'm on the phone with you right now.
And for your holiday bonus this year, we are doing
something a little bit different, very exciting though. And I'm
actually got a place on a brief hold, and I'm
going to transfer you over to someone who's going to
inform you all about your holiday bonus this year because
it's a really cool one.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Just hang on one second.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I'll transfer right over and the happy holidays to you
and thank you again for all.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Your hard work.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, all right, one second, y'all, what's up? It is Donk?
Are you ready or what?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I think I think this my have been a mistake.
I'm actually I was sorry.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Who is this Donk?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, like my full name is Paul Donkler, but you know,
people just call me Donk and I am ready Blair
to give you the D for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wait, no, no, no, this must be wrong.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I uh my HR.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Company was y were they were?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
They were creat yeahs.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And today was p Dgin's the one like you were
talking talk to you a minute ago. Like, so I'm
just you know, he's transferring phone calls to me so
I can introduce myself because like the holiday bonus this
year is like ten personal training sassions with me, and
so like just want to go say, hang on, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Sorry, I just I just want to clarify.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Did you just say that they are saying that the
bonus is ten personal training sessions with you?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, And I can't wait to give you and all
your other like employees the D for the holiday season
because like the D is now joke.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Okay, first of all, I'm married, and I find that
joke really offensive. Wait what hang on? No, no, no, Like
I literally plan my life around bonuses, So I don't
know what to do right now because I've worked so
hard for god you like.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You know, like it sounds like maybe if I'm like
picking up on the vibe, right, like you're not interested.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
In Like, no, I'm not interested. You're totally right. I'm
not fucking interested in personal training when my job is
is supposed to give me a bonus for how hard
I've been working the entire year, and then you're telling
me that I'm not getting that bonus, like I have a.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Child to feed, like I can't.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
This is ridiculous, Like why.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Do I even work here?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think it was like a little bit autom my,
like expertise zone, you know, so like I can you
want to transfer me back to that?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Like pop, transfer me back? Yeah, transfer me back?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Cool? Like sorry, you can work out or whatever?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
You know, maybe, Okay, thank you, I guess that's Pdkin's
how can to help Pete?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
This is fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This is bullshit.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I have worked my ass off and you're giving me
ten personal training sessions? Are you kidding me because I
feel so invalidated, Like I literally work so hard and
for what for you to give me some passive aggressive
personal training session to tell me I need to lose weight? Like,
what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
This is just the company doesn't have a lot of cash,
so we paid a lot of money to hire this
personal trainer for everybody for the holiday.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You didn't have.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
You don't have a lot of cash, so you paid
a lot of money to hire This is why you
guys don't have any money, because you guys are bad
at business. This is a you know what, I have
a great resume. I'm gonna go somewhere.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Else, Like this is ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
A yeah, you hear me?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I quit.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, then I'll let you know. It's a prank phone call.
Just I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
This is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Tom set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh, you said that you were worried about your company
being cheap this year for the holiday bonus, and he
wanted to.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Mess with you.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Oh my god, my heart is beating so.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Fast right now. I was so upset, and I have
like a meeting in five minutes.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I don't even know how I'm gonna like, oh
Speaker 6 (09:46):
My wait, thought that every morning with the two volt
phone pranks weekday mornings on that twenties