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November 3, 2025 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of outrageous laughter in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First up, Trevor from a cleaning company calls Jason with what he calls a “happy accident” — but things spiral when Jason finds out his kid’s beloved pet lizard’s ashes were vacuumed up and replaced with cigarette ashes. Yes, you read that right. Cigarette ashes.

Then, Blair gets a call from HR about her holiday bonus… only to be transferred to “Donk,” a personal trainer who’s ready to “give her the D” — ten sessions of it. What starts as excitement quickly turns into rage as Blair believes her hard-earned cash bonus has been replaced with unsolicited gym time.

Tune in for the chaos, the comedy, and the catharsis — only on The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, weekday mornings on the 20s! Subscribe, rate, and share if you love prank calls that go from awkward to explosive in seconds!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Them.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from cleaning.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Uh is this Jason?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, Hi Jason.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's Trevor calling from cleaning.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
You know, we clean your house every week.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, Hi, Hi, how are you today, Trevor.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm not too bad, Thank you for asking. I mean,
it's been a stressful day here at work. But other
than that, you know, I'm doing pretty good. I have
some plans later to hop on PlayStation Live with some
friends of mine in a game for a while, you know,
and I think I'm going to have probably some beef

(01:00):
oging off for dinner or something like that. So all
in all, i'd say it's been a pretty good day,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Except Okay, Trevor. I'm happy that you're having a great
day or a stressful day, and then you're just going
to get better later. But I'm a little.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Busy right now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
My boss told me to call you, okay, because well,
so when we were cleaning your house today, there was
like a little incident and so they said I should
tell you about it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, So te tell me about the little incident because
I got things to do so with How little of
an incident was it?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Well? I think have you ever heard of a happy accident? Before?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are talking about missage pilot? What are you talking about, Trevor?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh No, it's like where you know, something happens where
it's like an accident, but then it ends up to
be like a happy thing, like a happy accident. I
guess you could actually call it a accident. That would
be good too, if you can find the words I
never heard?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do me a favorite ever?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Can you tell me what what you're calling about? Because
I have a lot of to do. What do you
mean you had an accident in my house? What do
you mean a happy accident?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Can you tell me what happened? Yeah? Yeah, I saw. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
They told me to tell you about it because you
might it might be important for me.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Tell me about it.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Just tell me about it, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Anyway, So I was cleaning, you know, because I'm a
cleaner at your houlls.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay? So I knocked over a vase? And then.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Which vase did you knock over?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Well, it's like a little vase, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And which color is a little vase? And where was it?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Uh, well, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So I was in the living room on a table
by the TV. It's like a bluish kind of color.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
On the Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I had some headphones and and then I was kind
of like, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
About your headphones. Boy. So what happened to the vaves? Trevor?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh well, du'st the happy accident part, because.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like not a happy accident. What happened to the vase?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
So I tipped it over but it didn't break.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
There was a bunch of dust in it, and so
I vacuumed all the dust uff.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, that wasn't dust. That wasn't dust, you idiot. Have
you ever seen an urn before? You vacuumed up my
kid's dead lizard ashes. I gotta, I gotta do something
about this. I gotta call your manager. Do you have
anything else to say to me?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, that wasn't the main reason. My boss told me
I should call you. What are you talking about? What
do you mean?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's them for me?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, because I wanted to replace the dust, which I
guess is you can't.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You can't replace the dust. It was a living creature.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Now it's gone, and.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That was its ashes. We were holding we were holding
ceremonies for that living.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Your house smells like cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, my house tills like cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
So okay, I don't smoke, but to refill it.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I went to the store and I got a hell
of cigarettes, and so I was just burning cigarettes the
whole time while I was crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Where are you from? What is wrong with you? What
is like? What are you?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
The real thing is one of them fell on the
couch and it burns the entire couch shop Are you?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Are you in my house? Right now? Are you there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are you there?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Where are you?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I want to see you.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I want to see you in person.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Set you up?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh okay, all right. I was wondering. I was wondering
how someone Hey, Yeah, I was imagining going home with
my house, my couch burning, my kids are crying?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Wait thought every morning with a two bolltone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Another two bolltone pranks weekday mornings on.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
The twenties on ninety six, Hello, hey Blair, how you doing.
This is P Dickins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I
don't think we've met before. Oh hi, Hi, Hi, I'm great.

(05:20):
The fun day for me I get to call people
and talk about their holiday bonuses, so that's why I'm calling.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Oh yeah, okay, I know.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
You haven't dealt with me in the past, but you
know it's my job this year to call and give
the good news. So do you have a minute to
talk about your holiday.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Bonus that you'll be receiving this year? Yes, yeah, absolutely, yes.
I do very excited about it.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
And I'm looking at what you got last year for
your holiday bonus and it's you probably like that a lot, huh.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I worked very hard.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, well we appreciate your hard work, and that
is why I'm on the phone with you right now.
And for your holiday bonus this year, we are doing
something a little bit different, very exciting though. And I'm
actually got a place on a brief hold, and I'm
going to transfer you over to someone who's going to
inform you all about your holiday bonus this year because
it's a really cool one.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Okay, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Just hang on one second.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
I'll transfer right over and the happy holidays to you
and thank you again for all.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Your hard work.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, all right, one second, y'all, what's up? It is Donk?
Are you ready or what?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
I think I think this my have been a mistake.
I'm actually I was sorry.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Who is this Donk?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, like my full name is Paul Donkler, but you know,
people just call me Donk and I am ready Blair
to give you the D for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wait, no, no, no, this must be wrong.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I uh my HR.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Company was y were they were?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
They were creat yeahs.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And today was p Dgin's the one like you were
talking talk to you a minute ago. Like, so I'm
just you know, he's transferring phone calls to me so
I can introduce myself because like the holiday bonus this
year is like ten personal training sassions with me, and
so like just want to go say, hang on, I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Sorry, I just I just want to clarify.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Did you just say that they are saying that the
bonus is ten personal training sessions with you?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, And I can't wait to give you and all
your other like employees the D for the holiday season
because like the D is now joke.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Okay, first of all, I'm married, and I find that
joke really offensive. Wait what hang on? No, no, no, Like
I literally plan my life around bonuses, So I don't
know what to do right now because I've worked so
hard for god you like.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
You know, like it sounds like maybe if I'm like
picking up on the vibe, right, like you're not interested.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
In Like, no, I'm not interested. You're totally right. I'm
not fucking interested in personal training when my job is
is supposed to give me a bonus for how hard
I've been working the entire year, and then you're telling
me that I'm not getting that bonus, like I have a.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Child to feed, like I can't.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
This is ridiculous, Like why.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Do I even work here?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think it was like a little bit autom my,
like expertise zone, you know, so like I can you
want to transfer me back to that?

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Like pop, transfer me back? Yeah, transfer me back?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
All right?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Cool? Like sorry, you can work out or whatever?

Speaker 6 (08:29):
You know, maybe, Okay, thank you, I guess that's Pdkin's
how can to help Pete?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
This is fucking bullshit.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
This is bullshit.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
I have worked my ass off and you're giving me
ten personal training sessions? Are you kidding me because I
feel so invalidated, Like I literally work so hard and
for what for you to give me some passive aggressive
personal training session to tell me I need to lose weight? Like,
what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 6 (08:57):
This is just the company doesn't have a lot of cash,
so we paid a lot of money to hire this
personal trainer for everybody for the holiday.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You didn't have.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
You don't have a lot of cash, so you paid
a lot of money to hire This is why you
guys don't have any money, because you guys are bad
at business. This is a you know what, I have
a great resume. I'm gonna go somewhere.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Else, Like this is ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
A yeah, you hear me?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I quit.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, then I'll let you know. It's a prank phone call.
Just I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
This is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Tom set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh, you said that you were worried about your company
being cheap this year for the holiday bonus, and he
wanted to.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Mess with you.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Oh my god, my heart is beating so.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Fast right now. I was so upset, and I have
like a meeting in five minutes.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I don't even know how I'm gonna like, oh

Speaker 6 (09:46):
My wait, thought that every morning with the two volt
phone pranks weekday mornings on that twenties
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