October 2, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a wild ride in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show, where chaos, confusion, and comedy collide! First up, meet Buttons the Clown—a balloon-twisting, existentially tormented party performer who’s anything but kid-friendly. When Buttons calls to confirm a birthday party booking, things spiral fast. From balloon snakes to philosophical despair, this clown leaves the birthday mom questioning reality—and calling the cops!
Then, we dive into the bizarre world of furniture delivery with Juniper, a customer service rep who’s just a little too familiar with the couch he’s delivering. When Justin finds out someone’s been napping on his furniture before it even arrives, he’s ready to call the authorities—until the truth is revealed.
Tune in for the funniest phone pranks on the radio, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Wake up every weekday morning with Jubal and the crew for more absurdity, awkwardness, and pure entertainment!
Then, we dive into the bizarre world of furniture delivery with Juniper, a customer service rep who’s just a little too familiar with the couch he’s delivering. When Justin finds out someone’s been napping on his furniture before it even arrives, he’s ready to call the authorities—until the truth is revealed.
Tune in for the funniest phone pranks on the radio, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Wake up every weekday morning with Jubal and the crew for more absurdity, awkwardness, and pure entertainment!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, it's Buttons. I'm sorry who uh.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Buttons the clown I'm calling from entertainment. Looks like you
had a clown booked for a seven year old's birthday party,
but the one that they already booked for you canceled,
so they called me to fill in.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
My name is Buttons.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a
grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons for
twenty years now.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So hey, how's it going. Just checking in with you.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
For the party tomorrow for your seven year old Stevie.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, I mean I guess just they recommend you. Sorry
about that tite on Hardcore last night.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, what did you want to touch base about?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You know, what kind of hoops do you want Buttons
to jump through for the little ones? I can do
animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know, I
don't get all crazy with it. I just make and
I make balloons snakes, So I just blow up the
balloons straight and I give them to the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Because you know, happiness is an illusion. Uh, okay that
that you don't know any other balloon animals. Yeah, no,
I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I just find it's better that they they break them anyway,
so you know, it's just, uh, they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Know the difference.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I plan on playing musical chairs as well. You know
that's a good one. Just like my relationships, someone always
ends up alone with nowhere to sit.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What's your deal? Button?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't get it. What's my deal? I don't I
guess I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy,
and you're talking about time one on and you're a
you're a clown for a children's birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Party, right, Yeah, imagine that, huh, clown for a children's
birthday party?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Buttons the clown?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous. This is this is
not what I tell me, This is not what I
paid for.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, well you're you're telling me it's ridiculous. I mean,
you're an office manager, you know, got a good job,
some purpose, therapy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So particulous? I'm here already at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Are you kidding me? What do you mean you're at
my house?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, let my car broke down my clown car. I
guess you could call it.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's a it's a real car, but it broke down,
so I took the bus over here. And is it
cool if I camp on your front lawn until the
morning for the party?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, it is not cool.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It is not cool if you camp on my front lawn?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Are you kidding me? Is absolutely insane. There is no
way in hell I can let you work my kid's
birthday party. I'm leaving work right now. I'm calling the costume.
I'm gonna meet them at the house. You better be gone.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, Okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What you got a sister, right?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, Tabitha, Tabitha, yeah yeah, her and I've been hooking
up for a while.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is it weird if I make out with her in
front of the kids?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's weird?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Are you kidding me? If you don't get off my
property right now, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Going to jail, Tori, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your sister.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Tabitha set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She said that you're having a clown for your kid's
birthday party tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh my god, I was picturing like this crazy old
man smoking a cigarette and.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Drinking a beer while you can make the food. Animals,
we thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another ju bol phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Prank, weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Only on ninety six seven, Kistan, Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It'll be there tomorrow. Hello, Who's Who's is? Hi? This
is Juniper. I'm calling from furniture. I was looking for Justin,
who has a couch that he ordered a few weeks ago.
Oh oh yeah, yeah, man, Yeah that's me.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, Hi. Yeah, Okay, you're saying.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm doing okay, Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Waiting on the couch for a bit so uh yeah,
good news. Your couch will be delivered to you tomorrow.
I've been making sure to take extra precautions to make
sure it's all perfect for you and he gets there.
Uh okay, thanks. I guess it's a very comfortable couch. Okay.
(05:55):
I've been spending a lot of time on it. Wait,
what do you mean it's a lot of time on it?
It's supposed to be a new couch. Oh, yes, your couch. Yes,
and the new couch that you're having delivered, that couch
is yes, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, and maybe
I was being confusing. That couch has been boxed up
and ready to go for a while now after they
(06:17):
were putting the finishing touches on it. But I know
it is a comfortable couch. Oh, that's a great It's
a great couch that you ordered, is what I'm saying. Yes,
that's that's why I ordered it. And it's very The
couch is very comfortable as well. I bet you're going
(06:40):
to be sad to see it. Go sad to see what? Go?
Oh the couch. You're the couch that you have now,
I'm sure you're probably said to see that one go,
seeing as you're getting a new couch for tomorrow. Wait
(07:02):
when you say the couch is comfortable?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What couch?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Are you talking about the couch? My couch? Yes, the couch.
How do you know my couch is comfortable? Why are
you meaning weird? Man? Oh, I'm sorry if I'm coming
off strange to you. I don't mean to come off strange.
(07:26):
I was trying to have some pleasant customer service type conversation.
You mean weird, man, You're talking about couch and my
current couch and that's comfortable couch for hours. Do I have?
What did you say you have? What's no? I don't.
(07:48):
Did you say on the couch? I'm sorry? What was that? Justin? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Did you just say that you have that you have
supt on my couch?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Full disclosure. Yes, I've slipped there a few times to
get the field for the space where the new couch
will be. Are you saying you've been in my house? Man? Listen,
I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna have you interrepted.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't like that you've been in my house, and
I'm gonna make sure I take care of this.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, let's not do that, because this is actually
a prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Set you up. Oh it's a Jew's off for a second.
Man said ed a couch a while ago.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, it's still not there yet, but you wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Man, you're really everything. This guy was like, this creepy
guy coming in my house. Man, I just I just
couldn't even deal with that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We thought every morning with a two bolt phone, pranks
weekday mornings.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Ah, that's twenty
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, it's Buttons. I'm sorry who uh.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Buttons the clown I'm calling from entertainment. Looks like you
had a clown booked for a seven year old's birthday party,
but the one that they already booked for you canceled,
so they called me to fill in.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
My name is Buttons.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a
grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons for
twenty years now.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So hey, how's it going. Just checking in with you.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
For the party tomorrow for your seven year old Stevie.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, I mean I guess just they recommend you. Sorry
about that tite on Hardcore last night.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, what did you want to touch base about?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You know, what kind of hoops do you want Buttons
to jump through for the little ones? I can do
animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know, I
don't get all crazy with it. I just make and
I make balloons snakes, So I just blow up the
balloons straight and I give them to the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Because you know, happiness is an illusion. Uh, okay that
that you don't know any other balloon animals. Yeah, no,
I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I just find it's better that they they break them anyway,
so you know, it's just, uh, they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Know the difference.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I plan on playing musical chairs as well. You know
that's a good one. Just like my relationships, someone always
ends up alone with nowhere to sit.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What's your deal? Button?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't get it. What's my deal? I don't I
guess I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy,
and you're talking about time one on and you're a
you're a clown for a children's birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Party, right, Yeah, imagine that, huh, clown for a children's
birthday party?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Buttons the clown?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous. This is this is
not what I tell me, This is not what I
paid for.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, well you're you're telling me it's ridiculous. I mean,
you're an office manager, you know, got a good job,
some purpose, therapy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So particulous? I'm here already at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Are you kidding me? What do you mean you're at
my house?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, let my car broke down my clown car. I
guess you could call it.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's a it's a real car, but it broke down,
so I took the bus over here. And is it
cool if I camp on your front lawn until the
morning for the party?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, it is not cool.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It is not cool if you camp on my front lawn?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Are you kidding me? Is absolutely insane. There is no
way in hell I can let you work my kid's
birthday party. I'm leaving work right now. I'm calling the costume.
I'm gonna meet them at the house. You better be gone.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, Okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What you got a sister, right?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, Tabitha, Tabitha, yeah yeah, her and I've been hooking
up for a while.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is it weird if I make out with her in
front of the kids?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's weird?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Are you kidding me? If you don't get off my
property right now, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Going to jail, Tori, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your sister.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Tabitha set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She said that you're having a clown for your kid's
birthday party tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh my god, I was picturing like this crazy old
man smoking a cigarette and.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Drinking a beer while you can make the food. Animals,
we thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another ju bol phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Prank, weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Only on ninety six seven, Kistan, Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It'll be there tomorrow. Hello, Who's Who's is? Hi? This
is Juniper. I'm calling from furniture. I was looking for Justin,
who has a couch that he ordered a few weeks ago.
Oh oh yeah, yeah, man, Yeah that's me.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, Hi. Yeah, Okay, you're saying.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm doing okay, Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Waiting on the couch for a bit so uh yeah,
good news. Your couch will be delivered to you tomorrow.
I've been making sure to take extra precautions to make
sure it's all perfect for you and he gets there.
Uh okay, thanks. I guess it's a very comfortable couch. Okay.
(05:55):
I've been spending a lot of time on it. Wait,
what do you mean it's a lot of time on it?
It's supposed to be a new couch. Oh, yes, your couch. Yes,
and the new couch that you're having delivered, that couch
is yes, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, and maybe
I was being confusing. That couch has been boxed up
and ready to go for a while now after they
(06:17):
were putting the finishing touches on it. But I know
it is a comfortable couch. Oh, that's a great It's
a great couch that you ordered, is what I'm saying. Yes,
that's that's why I ordered it. And it's very The
couch is very comfortable as well. I bet you're going
(06:40):
to be sad to see it. Go sad to see what? Go?
Oh the couch. You're the couch that you have now,
I'm sure you're probably said to see that one go,
seeing as you're getting a new couch for tomorrow. Wait
(07:02):
when you say the couch is comfortable?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What couch?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Are you talking about the couch? My couch? Yes, the couch.
How do you know my couch is comfortable? Why are
you meaning weird? Man? Oh, I'm sorry if I'm coming
off strange to you. I don't mean to come off strange.
(07:26):
I was trying to have some pleasant customer service type conversation.
You mean weird, man, You're talking about couch and my
current couch and that's comfortable couch for hours. Do I have?
What did you say you have? What's no? I don't.
(07:48):
Did you say on the couch? I'm sorry? What was that? Justin? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Did you just say that you have that you have
supt on my couch?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Full disclosure. Yes, I've slipped there a few times to
get the field for the space where the new couch
will be. Are you saying you've been in my house? Man? Listen,
I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna have you interrepted.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't like that you've been in my house, and
I'm gonna make sure I take care of this.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, let's not do that, because this is actually
a prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Set you up. Oh it's a Jew's off for a second.
Man said ed a couch a while ago.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, it's still not there yet, but you wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Man, you're really everything. This guy was like, this creepy
guy coming in my house. Man, I just I just
couldn't even deal with that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We thought every morning with a two bolt phone, pranks
weekday mornings.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Ah, that's twenty
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