October 29, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a double dose of absurdity in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First, Jubal calls a Halloween store employee pretending to be a frantic customer named Pete Eakins, who’s stuck in a honeypot costume—naked—in a park, while his cat Pickles is lost in a Winnie the Pooh outfit up a tree. Confused costume instructions, public nudity, and a desperate plea for pants make this prank one for the ages.
Then, Jubal poses as Trevor, a clueless new restaurant employee who created “secret menu items” like the Dirty Unicorn (yes, it includes dish soap) and the Flaming Unicorn (which literally sets the kitchen on fire). The unsuspecting manager, on vacation, is dragged into a fiery mess that ends with a shocking twist. These outrageous calls showcase Jubal’s unmatched ability to push the limits of prank comedy.
Tune in for laughs, chaos, and the kind of storytelling that makes The Jubal Show a morning must-listen. New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, Jubal poses as Trevor, a clueless new restaurant employee who created “secret menu items” like the Dirty Unicorn (yes, it includes dish soap) and the Flaming Unicorn (which literally sets the kitchen on fire). The unsuspecting manager, on vacation, is dragged into a fiery mess that ends with a shocking twist. These outrageous calls showcase Jubal’s unmatched ability to push the limits of prank comedy.
Tune in for laughs, chaos, and the kind of storytelling that makes The Jubal Show a morning must-listen. New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say another to both. Don't crank weekday mornings on the
twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, Halloween store, this is.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Help, help, I need help.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Pickles, Pickle, Pickles, get down, get down from there. Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was just sit there and I purchased I purchased
a costume, and I think your products are faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'd be great and happy to help you with that.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I came in there just a few minutes ago. I'm
sorry I sound like this because your cost I purchased
a costume for me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And my kiddy cat.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh pick name is pickles, and what's going on on
your I have I'm about to pick because these costumes
don't fit at all. Oh, not only that, but Wiggles
is in a tree now it's just winning the pool
up there.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Oh wow, can you tell me which costume this one?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, okay, hold on, let me see if.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I can get this down a little bit on my neck.
Doesn't sound like I'm junking a little bit. Hold on,
are you hold on?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Are you gonna get the zipper down a little bit
so you.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Can hear me? Okay, Okay, I got it down a
little bit. Okay, So I purchased a.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Winned the Pool costume and has a little honey pot.
It's a costume that you wear with your pet, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So it doesn't fit at all, and not only I
can barely breathe in pickles. He's in the Winny the
Pool costume and he's climbed up a tree. So now
I don't even know if he's in the pool costume,
but he's hanging it from a branch on the tree.
I think in the Winny the Pool costume, and I'm
sitting here and I'm laying at the bottom of it
with the stupid honey pot around my neck, with the
(02:20):
honeypot costume, bot, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I think that maybe to the fact that the costume
that you have it definitely should fit you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Because you're supposed to be winning the pool.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The pool costume is too huge for the cat too.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
By the way, yeah, that's your costume, sir. The cat's
supposed to be the honeypot.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I don't wait, you're telling me that the cat is
supposed to be the honeypot, and I was supposed to
be Winny the poop yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That makes a lot more sense. Oh no, okay, so.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You should tell people that the poney pot is where
the cat and the poo costume is for the humid
you should put that on there.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sure, I'll call the cops.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, don't, please, don't call the authorities, okay, because I
could probably be in a lot of trouble. So I'm
right behind the store in a park. I just gonna
go to the park with Pickles, my cat, and try
on the costume and run around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I thought it'd be fun. So I'm at a park.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh okay, I'll tell you where it is, but I
need to come help me because if the cops come on,
it's not gonna be good because I already took off
all my clothes to put the honeypot thing on.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
So I'm at the bottom of a.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Tree, just wearing the lonepot and the cats up in
the tree, in the poo costumes, in the poo costume.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Just cut the honeypot thing around my neck and nothing
else on. Well, oh God, swing over here, maybe throw
some pants on me. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Let me get this straight.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You're going at the park.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeap bottom of a tree, just any costume?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Arow my throat did give us a day bird?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh I just well, maybe I'll just tell you that
this is actually a prank phone call. Then this is
actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone break
on you and your coworker set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh my god, I'm fun. She said that you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
She said, you guys work at a halloween store and
you can't can't get some weird complaints sometimes about customers
who don't know how to put on their costumes.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Right, we thought every morning with a jew Boll phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. Is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on them. Hello,
this is Treubor. Who is this? Oh yeah, Hi Skyler,
(05:06):
this is she? Who who is it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
This is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
We haven't officially met yet, but I just started at
your restaurant two days ago, and there's been a little
bit of a problem this morning. So I figured I
would call you, and I got your phone omber from
like the emergency phone O her list.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Why are you calling me? Where's Candice? Your direct manager?
You shouldn't be calling me. I'm on vacation.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh well, yeah, she's talking to the fire department. So
I figured it would be better to just get you
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
WHOA, what do you mean the fire department? What do
you mean what happened?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yeah, because the secret drink So anyway, Yeah, I was
just calling you to let you know that the secret
menu items are not working very well.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Secret menu items? What are you talking about? Tell me
why the fire department is there?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Well, they're here because of the secret menu items. Like
I don't think that they went off, like they should.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Have secret drink menu and you don't have secret strinthen
you items are.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, So okay, let me explain because like sorry, I
might be talking kind of fast because like it's just
been like really stressful around here this morning because of
like you know, people getting sick and then the fire and.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
All that kind of stuff, and so like it's just
been super busy.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So I need you to get to the point. Oh
is the business still standing?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Well? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Also, like I don't know, like it's just been very
very dramatic around here this morning, because like.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Be honest with me, where's Candice can? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Where is cand She's talking to the firefighters and so
like I can't get her right now. But so basically,
because like you know, I just started two days ago,
I thought it would be like, hella cool if we
had like secret menu items, like how the Starby's and
the other big like coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Places are you talking about? What did you do?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So? I?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh, well, okay, so like I created some secret menu
items because I thought it would be hell of cool,
but I, like, I don't think that it worked off
very well. So there was a dirty Unicorn, but unfortunately
a lot of people like started like you know, getting
sick because of that one, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The dirty unicorn. What the are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So it was like it's a coffee drink, but because
it's the dirty Unicorn, because like Starbey's has the other
unicorn drinks, this one is like it's with dish soap
and also dirty dishwater and then you make the coffee
and then you put it in the coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What the are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You serve guests dirty dishwater in the coffee.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
No, I thought it would be kind of kitchy, oh
like really cool for like.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know you're fired.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Uh, well, like I don't know. Okay, did you say
I was getting fired?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
What do you think, Trevor? What the do you think, Trevor?
The fire department is called Oh, well.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, that's because of the flaming unicorn. What the is
a flaming unicorn?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Well, I thought that one would also be kind of
kitchy and very cool for like social media. So I
put like one fifty one floater on top of it
because you know, we of alcohol in the evenings, and
then set it on fire.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
About what ideas?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
But the fire department was called.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, the kitchen set on fire because I realized I
never made a flaming drink before, and then I got
scared and tipped it over.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm on vacation.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't even know who you are, but I'm coming
back now. I'm gonna get you fired, and I hope
you know you're gonna be sued if my building is
to the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, well, then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
This is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your employee Candace set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Oh my god, my heart, my heart.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
She said, it's the first time you've taken a vacation
since you opened the business, and she wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh my god, I leave for one week and I.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Thought my business.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Wait, thought every morning with a Jewbil phone pranks weekday mornings.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh that's twenty
Say another to both. Don't crank weekday mornings on the
twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, Halloween store, this is.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Help, help, I need help.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Pickles, Pickle, Pickles, get down, get down from there. Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was just sit there and I purchased I purchased
a costume, and I think your products are faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'd be great and happy to help you with that.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I came in there just a few minutes ago. I'm
sorry I sound like this because your cost I purchased
a costume for me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And my kiddy cat.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh pick name is pickles, and what's going on on
your I have I'm about to pick because these costumes
don't fit at all. Oh, not only that, but Wiggles
is in a tree now it's just winning the pool
up there.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Oh wow, can you tell me which costume this one?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, okay, hold on, let me see if.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I can get this down a little bit on my neck.
Doesn't sound like I'm junking a little bit. Hold on,
are you hold on?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Are you gonna get the zipper down a little bit
so you.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Can hear me? Okay, Okay, I got it down a
little bit. Okay, So I purchased a.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Winned the Pool costume and has a little honey pot.
It's a costume that you wear with your pet, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So it doesn't fit at all, and not only I
can barely breathe in pickles. He's in the Winny the
Pool costume and he's climbed up a tree. So now
I don't even know if he's in the pool costume,
but he's hanging it from a branch on the tree.
I think in the Winny the Pool costume, and I'm
sitting here and I'm laying at the bottom of it
with the stupid honey pot around my neck, with the
(02:20):
honeypot costume, bot, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I think that maybe to the fact that the costume
that you have it definitely should fit you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Because you're supposed to be winning the pool.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The pool costume is too huge for the cat too.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
By the way, yeah, that's your costume, sir. The cat's
supposed to be the honeypot.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I don't wait, you're telling me that the cat is
supposed to be the honeypot, and I was supposed to
be Winny the poop yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That makes a lot more sense. Oh no, okay, so.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You should tell people that the poney pot is where
the cat and the poo costume is for the humid
you should put that on there.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sure, I'll call the cops.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, don't, please, don't call the authorities, okay, because I
could probably be in a lot of trouble. So I'm
right behind the store in a park. I just gonna
go to the park with Pickles, my cat, and try
on the costume and run around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I thought it'd be fun. So I'm at a park.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh okay, I'll tell you where it is, but I
need to come help me because if the cops come on,
it's not gonna be good because I already took off
all my clothes to put the honeypot thing on.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
So I'm at the bottom of a.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Tree, just wearing the lonepot and the cats up in
the tree, in the poo costumes, in the poo costume.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Just cut the honeypot thing around my neck and nothing
else on. Well, oh God, swing over here, maybe throw
some pants on me. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Let me get this straight.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You're going at the park.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeap bottom of a tree, just any costume?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Arow my throat did give us a day bird?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh I just well, maybe I'll just tell you that
this is actually a prank phone call. Then this is
actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone break
on you and your coworker set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh my god, I'm fun. She said that you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
She said, you guys work at a halloween store and
you can't can't get some weird complaints sometimes about customers
who don't know how to put on their costumes.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Right, we thought every morning with a jew Boll phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. Is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on them. Hello,
this is Treubor. Who is this? Oh yeah, Hi Skyler,
(05:06):
this is she? Who who is it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
This is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
We haven't officially met yet, but I just started at
your restaurant two days ago, and there's been a little
bit of a problem this morning. So I figured I
would call you, and I got your phone omber from
like the emergency phone O her list.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Why are you calling me? Where's Candice? Your direct manager?
You shouldn't be calling me. I'm on vacation.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh well, yeah, she's talking to the fire department. So
I figured it would be better to just get you
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
WHOA, what do you mean the fire department? What do
you mean what happened?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yeah, because the secret drink So anyway, Yeah, I was
just calling you to let you know that the secret
menu items are not working very well.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Secret menu items? What are you talking about? Tell me
why the fire department is there?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Well, they're here because of the secret menu items. Like
I don't think that they went off, like they should.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Have secret drink menu and you don't have secret strinthen
you items are.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, So okay, let me explain because like sorry, I
might be talking kind of fast because like it's just
been like really stressful around here this morning because of
like you know, people getting sick and then the fire and.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
All that kind of stuff, and so like it's just
been super busy.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So I need you to get to the point. Oh
is the business still standing?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Well? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Also, like I don't know, like it's just been very
very dramatic around here this morning, because like.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Be honest with me, where's Candice can? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Where is cand She's talking to the firefighters and so
like I can't get her right now. But so basically,
because like you know, I just started two days ago,
I thought it would be like, hella cool if we
had like secret menu items, like how the Starby's and
the other big like coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Places are you talking about? What did you do?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So? I?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh, well, okay, so like I created some secret menu
items because I thought it would be hell of cool,
but I, like, I don't think that it worked off
very well. So there was a dirty Unicorn, but unfortunately
a lot of people like started like you know, getting
sick because of that one, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The dirty unicorn. What the are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So it was like it's a coffee drink, but because
it's the dirty Unicorn, because like Starbey's has the other
unicorn drinks, this one is like it's with dish soap
and also dirty dishwater and then you make the coffee
and then you put it in the coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What the are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You serve guests dirty dishwater in the coffee.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
No, I thought it would be kind of kitchy, oh
like really cool for like.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know you're fired.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Uh, well, like I don't know. Okay, did you say
I was getting fired?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
What do you think, Trevor? What the do you think, Trevor?
The fire department is called Oh, well.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, that's because of the flaming unicorn. What the is
a flaming unicorn?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Well, I thought that one would also be kind of
kitchy and very cool for like social media. So I
put like one fifty one floater on top of it
because you know, we of alcohol in the evenings, and
then set it on fire.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
About what ideas?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
But the fire department was called.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, the kitchen set on fire because I realized I
never made a flaming drink before, and then I got
scared and tipped it over.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm on vacation.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't even know who you are, but I'm coming
back now. I'm gonna get you fired, and I hope
you know you're gonna be sued if my building is
to the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, well, then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
This is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your employee Candace set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Oh my god, my heart, my heart.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
She said, it's the first time you've taken a vacation
since you opened the business, and she wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh my god, I leave for one week and I.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Thought my business.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Wait, thought every morning with a Jewbil phone pranks weekday mornings.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh that's twenty
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