April 30, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for another hilarious episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In this segment, Jubal takes on the persona of Ted Dibido from Party Rental to deliver some shocking news to Morgan, who has been eagerly anticipating her bachelorette party on a rented party bus. With a deadpan delivery, Jubal informs Morgan that her party bus is "dead and gone," leading to a series of increasingly absurd explanations and offers. From a crashed bus to a tandem bike tour, Jubal's prank pushes Morgan to the brink, all while maintaining his signature humor. Tune in to hear the full prank and Morgan's priceless reactions as she navigates the chaos. Plus, stay tuned for a bonus prank where Jubal poses as a quirky colorectal engineer, giving Tony a scare before his routine colonoscopy. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter that you won't want to miss!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another bull phone cranking weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted Dibbideaux. I'm calling from
party rental and I was looking for a Morgan. Yes, yes,
hi Morgan. How are you have a party bus rented
with us for tomorrow evening? Uh huh yes, okay. Well, unfortunately,
I'm calling to let you know we had a little
bit of an issue and that reservation and that party
bus is unfortunately dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm so sorry, dead and gone, dead and gone.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is what I mean when something can't happen that
was scheduled to happen, it's now not going to happen.
So that party bus is dead and gone. I'm so
so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I I is there another one that you can get me?
You are like a big company. I've mesked this book
for months now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, that's understandable, and I'm so sorry about this. Unfortunately,
one of our technicians named Carl just installed a new
speaker system and they took it for a ride and
unfortunately had a little bit of an accident. And now
that bus is dead gone. That means the reservation is
dead gone, I'm so sorry about this, but I would
love to help you out if I can, because we
do have a few other options.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
This is like a really important weekend. I'm with like
a whole group of girls for a box creat Everything's
already been planned. I have reservations booked this party bus.
It was supposed to be a very certain time because
it were on like a very clear like cut scheduled.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
People have already paid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, I can understand. It's definitely not ideal.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The situation that you're dealing with right now, being that
the party bus is dead gone again.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, so can't you just get me another bus? Well,
if we've paid for this reservation months ago, I've already
put a deposit down.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I understand that. And you want another bus? Is what
you're asking for for this event?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yes, we need a party by it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, we only have the one bus.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What do you mean you only have one bus?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You're like a big company.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I looked on your whole website.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, well, unfortunately we only had to one bus and
now that party bus is bus diad.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's probably the wrong time to be joking with you,
because it sounds like you're not ready for jokes yet,
but anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yet, No, I don't understand why you don't have another
bus you have. This is so misleading that it's nothing
but your website or your company advertised at all. You
said you had a whole fleet of buses.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yes, of tires. Excuse me, Yes, we have a whole
fleet of tires. If that bus ever got a flat tire,
I'll tell you what we have covered for years so
we could always keep that thing rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Unfortunately, can't roll if it's in crash. I called it.
What kind of messed.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Up company are you? This is absolutely absurd. I have
never heard of anything like this, which is so unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, I can see that you're upset.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I can hear that you're upset, and I do want
to make this better because I do not feel good
that I had to call it. You know that your
party bus has been dead gone, So I would like
to make it up to you because we do have
some other options here that I think are just as fantastic,
if not better than the party bus.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, and needs to be absolutely.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Free of charge because it is all fault. Well, it's
cars fault that he crashed the bus. But it is
all fault that we had the dead gone the reservation.
So what I can do is I can switch you
to a tandem bike to it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We're not taking a bike tour.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's that's not what it is.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
At this point, the only option is to give me
my money back because.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I need to look elsewhere. Well.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Unfortunately, if you didn't see it on the website, everything
is non refundable, so we won't be able to refund them.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But you can.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I gave you a freaking depositive. We're not taking.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Fault.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It cannot be refunded. I'm so sorry about this, but
it can be useful. Is for the next time you
book with us, and I'm sure there'll be a.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Next time ever booking with you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Every okay you stay? You in town for a bachelor party, yes,
and I am never coming back.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He gave just one thing if you could just get
you to think about this one thing now. The divorce rate
is very high in this country, so it's a good opportunity.
You could be back in town from random to two
and then we will make sure that the bus is
ready for you, all.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Tied up to Now that my friend is going to
get divorced, who are.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Most marriages in this country get dead? Gone?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is there I need to speak to someone else at
your company?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is there a.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Manager that I can maybe you sholl speak with your
friend Meghan about these She might know what what? Because
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your friend Megan set you up?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What She says that you've.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Been stressed out planning this bachelorette weekend and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh my, are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes? That's joke.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh my god. Now okay, Now I'm going to go
to the pool. I need like a ton of drinks
to get over that. You just made my blood pressure
go through the room. I was not planning on that.
This was not on the agenda for.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
This bachelor weekends.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wait out every morning with the two Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on My Twenties is another ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties only on maybe six
seven Kiss that son? Hello, Hi, I'm very excited for
our time today.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What the what the hell is it? Hello?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh? I'm sorry? Is this Tony? Yeah? Hi, Tony, this
is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot of each other
this afternoon, won't we.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What the what the hell is hold on? What is this?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What do you calling me for?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I guess I
didn't do that at the beginning of this call. I'm
so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the forms
that you were sent. But my name is Juniper. Okay,
and I'll be your col engineer today when you come
in for your colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh and you you man, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying so that they come
are you?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Are you okay? Is going on?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling? Because I
know sometimes when i'd.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Really tired or something, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early, go
to bed. Anyway, A lot of people tend to get
kind of vigity and nervous when they know they're coming
in for a colonoscopy. So is there anything in particular
that you're concerned about when it comes to your regions?
(06:40):
Back there where I'll be navigating.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Uh, okay, navigate your region.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm going to be navigating your region, and I didn't
know anything in particular you wanted me to pay attention
to when I'm perusing your area.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yo, man, I don't want you bruising like navigating it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Just do look my wife come in.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm at that age. I'm just doing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Its routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess is what we're doing totally.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, no navigation here, bro.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.
(07:41):
But what's the fun?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Bro? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No? Yo?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one who's
gonna be doing.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Even guilty as charged? Yes? I will. I will be
navigating through all of the areas if you.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh yo, bro okay, no, I'm good. You know, like
you need? Is there anybody else at that thing? Because
I mean, I'm not I don't want to be like
you know that dude or anything like that. But I
appreciate someone else. Man, I don't navigating and perusing it
having any fun?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You already fun?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You see you're a little nervous maybe, which is fine.
I know how I can put you at ease when you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, no, no, I'm not nervous.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I'm switter or what I said.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I said, I'm freaking out. I'm not nervous. You're making
me more nervous.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wait, what's okay? Hold? Hold the hold all right, dude,
I'm gonna call the cops if you sound d if
we could.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Not involve the authorities. I don't need that kind of
drama again.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this
planet that I'm letting you get near my bus. You
neddar Regions or whatever you said earlier.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
No way, bro, Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And your wife Jessica set you up?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh what bro?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You okay?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This is creepy.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She said that you were going in for a routine
called oscopy today and if you were nervous about it
and wanted to brank you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, go be here when I get home.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's for damn sure. Hopefully, oh man, you feel a
little bit better about you today, We
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Thought every morning with a jew Bolt phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
It's another bull phone cranking weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One six seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted Dibbideaux. I'm calling from
party rental and I was looking for a Morgan. Yes, yes,
hi Morgan. How are you have a party bus rented
with us for tomorrow evening? Uh huh yes, okay. Well, unfortunately,
I'm calling to let you know we had a little
bit of an issue and that reservation and that party
bus is unfortunately dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm so sorry, dead and gone, dead and gone.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is what I mean when something can't happen that
was scheduled to happen, it's now not going to happen.
So that party bus is dead and gone. I'm so
so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I I is there another one that you can get me?
You are like a big company. I've mesked this book
for months now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, that's understandable, and I'm so sorry about this. Unfortunately,
one of our technicians named Carl just installed a new
speaker system and they took it for a ride and
unfortunately had a little bit of an accident. And now
that bus is dead gone. That means the reservation is
dead gone, I'm so sorry about this, but I would
love to help you out if I can, because we
do have a few other options.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
This is like a really important weekend. I'm with like
a whole group of girls for a box creat Everything's
already been planned. I have reservations booked this party bus.
It was supposed to be a very certain time because
it were on like a very clear like cut scheduled.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
People have already paid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, I can understand. It's definitely not ideal.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The situation that you're dealing with right now, being that
the party bus is dead gone again.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, so can't you just get me another bus? Well,
if we've paid for this reservation months ago, I've already
put a deposit down.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I understand that. And you want another bus? Is what
you're asking for for this event?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yes, we need a party by it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, we only have the one bus.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What do you mean you only have one bus?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You're like a big company.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I looked on your whole website.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, well, unfortunately we only had to one bus and
now that party bus is bus diad.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's probably the wrong time to be joking with you,
because it sounds like you're not ready for jokes yet,
but anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yet, No, I don't understand why you don't have another
bus you have. This is so misleading that it's nothing
but your website or your company advertised at all. You
said you had a whole fleet of buses.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yes, of tires. Excuse me, Yes, we have a whole
fleet of tires. If that bus ever got a flat tire,
I'll tell you what we have covered for years so
we could always keep that thing rolling.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Unfortunately, can't roll if it's in crash. I called it.
What kind of messed.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Up company are you? This is absolutely absurd. I have
never heard of anything like this, which is so unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, I can see that you're upset.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I can hear that you're upset, and I do want
to make this better because I do not feel good
that I had to call it. You know that your
party bus has been dead gone, So I would like
to make it up to you because we do have
some other options here that I think are just as fantastic,
if not better than the party bus.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, and needs to be absolutely.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Free of charge because it is all fault. Well, it's
cars fault that he crashed the bus. But it is
all fault that we had the dead gone the reservation.
So what I can do is I can switch you
to a tandem bike to it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We're not taking a bike tour.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's that's not what it is.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
At this point, the only option is to give me
my money back because.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I need to look elsewhere. Well.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Unfortunately, if you didn't see it on the website, everything
is non refundable, so we won't be able to refund them.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But you can.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I gave you a freaking depositive. We're not taking.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Fault.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It cannot be refunded. I'm so sorry about this, but
it can be useful. Is for the next time you
book with us, and I'm sure there'll be a.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Next time ever booking with you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Every okay you stay? You in town for a bachelor party, yes,
and I am never coming back.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He gave just one thing if you could just get
you to think about this one thing now. The divorce rate
is very high in this country, so it's a good opportunity.
You could be back in town from random to two
and then we will make sure that the bus is
ready for you, all.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Tied up to Now that my friend is going to
get divorced, who are.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Most marriages in this country get dead? Gone?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is there I need to speak to someone else at
your company?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is there a.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Manager that I can maybe you sholl speak with your
friend Meghan about these She might know what what? Because
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your friend Megan set you up?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What She says that you've.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Been stressed out planning this bachelorette weekend and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh my, are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes? That's joke.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh my god. Now okay, Now I'm going to go
to the pool. I need like a ton of drinks
to get over that. You just made my blood pressure
go through the room. I was not planning on that.
This was not on the agenda for.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
This bachelor weekends.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wait out every morning with the two Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on My Twenties is another ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties only on maybe six
seven Kiss that son? Hello, Hi, I'm very excited for
our time today.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What the what the hell is it? Hello?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh? I'm sorry? Is this Tony? Yeah? Hi, Tony, this
is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot of each other
this afternoon, won't we.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What the what the hell is hold on? What is this?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What do you calling me for?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I guess I
didn't do that at the beginning of this call. I'm
so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the forms
that you were sent. But my name is Juniper. Okay,
and I'll be your col engineer today when you come
in for your colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh and you you man, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying so that they come
are you?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Are you okay? Is going on?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling? Because I
know sometimes when i'd.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Really tired or something, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early, go
to bed. Anyway, A lot of people tend to get
kind of vigity and nervous when they know they're coming
in for a colonoscopy. So is there anything in particular
that you're concerned about when it comes to your regions?
(06:40):
Back there where I'll be navigating.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Uh, okay, navigate your region.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm going to be navigating your region, and I didn't
know anything in particular you wanted me to pay attention
to when I'm perusing your area.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yo, man, I don't want you bruising like navigating it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Just do look my wife come in.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm at that age. I'm just doing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Its routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess is what we're doing totally.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, no navigation here, bro.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.
(07:41):
But what's the fun?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Bro? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No? Yo?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one who's
gonna be doing.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Even guilty as charged? Yes? I will. I will be
navigating through all of the areas if you.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh yo, bro okay, no, I'm good. You know, like
you need? Is there anybody else at that thing? Because
I mean, I'm not I don't want to be like
you know that dude or anything like that. But I
appreciate someone else. Man, I don't navigating and perusing it
having any fun?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You already fun?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You see you're a little nervous maybe, which is fine.
I know how I can put you at ease when you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, no, no, I'm not nervous.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I'm switter or what I said.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I said, I'm freaking out. I'm not nervous. You're making
me more nervous.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wait, what's okay? Hold? Hold the hold all right, dude,
I'm gonna call the cops if you sound d if
we could.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Not involve the authorities. I don't need that kind of
drama again.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this
planet that I'm letting you get near my bus. You
neddar Regions or whatever you said earlier.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
No way, bro, Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And your wife Jessica set you up?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh what bro?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You okay?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This is creepy.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She said that you were going in for a routine
called oscopy today and if you were nervous about it
and wanted to brank you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, go be here when I get home.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's for damn sure. Hopefully, oh man, you feel a
little bit better about you today, We
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Thought every morning with a jew Bolt phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
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