July 3, 2025 • 9 mins
In this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks with Jubal, we hit you with a double dose of chaos and comedy. First up, a dog daycare counselor calls a pet owner to inform her that her beloved pup “Checkers” has decided he hates his name and now wants to be called “Oswaldo.” What follows is a hilarious meltdown involving dog whispering, identity crises, and even couples counseling for pets and their humans.
Then, things get even weirder when a man receives a call from his IKEA furniture assembler—who claims he’s already inside the house… because he shipped himself in one of the boxes. As the prank spirals into full-blown horror movie territory, the victim’s reaction is priceless.
You won’t want to miss these two back-to-back prank calls that will leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning reality. Tune in now and subscribe for more weekday madness!
Then, things get even weirder when a man receives a call from his IKEA furniture assembler—who claims he’s already inside the house… because he shipped himself in one of the boxes. As the prank spirals into full-blown horror movie territory, the victim’s reaction is priceless.
You won’t want to miss these two back-to-back prank calls that will leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning reality. Tune in now and subscribe for more weekday madness!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that son. Hello, Hi,
this is Chivago. I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy
Lounge and Daycare. I was looking to speak with Emma. Yes,
this is this is her. Hi, Emma, I'm calling in
(00:26):
regards to your puppy who's been staying with us for
a few days.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, I'm picking Checkers up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, well no you're not. I'm sorry. Well Checkers is
the name that you had given your puppy when you
dropped it off here. Yes, because that's his name. Right. Well,
I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy Lounge and Daycare
and I needed to speak with you before you come
(00:54):
pick up your dog. What is the problem. Well, I
have had a few days is to meet with your
puppy and we've had a few long conversations. And the
name Checkers, which you had given to him, yes, he
does not like at all, so we've renamed him and
his name is now Oswaldo. I beg your pardon. Yes,
(01:18):
what do you mean his name is Oswaldo? That's not
his name. That's the name that he chose, and that's
what he would like to be called.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, Checkers is a dog and he's a smart dog.
But no, you don't get to rename my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What's a dog counselor.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't understand what that means. I'm the guidance counselor here. Okay,
so I'm sort of a dog whisper, if you will,
I meet with all the puppies and I try to
find out about their home life. Now things are going,
and your dog formerly known as Checkers shared with me
that he didn't like the name one bit and was
very embarrassed by it. So I counseled him and we
(01:53):
spoke for a while and he said he wanted to
be called Oswaldo. So we've been training him to answer
to his new name, Oswaldo here, and he's doing I'm sorry, you've.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Been training him to answer to a new name.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He can't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That is that is not no, No, that's not his name.
I'm not calling him as Waldo. He's not telling you
that he doesn't like his name.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
And this is exactly what Oswaldo said. You would be
like when I broke.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Kay, if you're talking about Checkers, no, Checkers is his name,
not Oswaldo, And Checkers didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Checkers is the name that you gave your puppy, because
that's his name. He also said that the universe spoke
with him about what he would like to be called,
and that's also very okay.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You can't rename my dog. This is not your dog.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is my dog.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
My dog's name is Checkers.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I picked the name because I thought it was cute,
and it is cute.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And he's a cute dog.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
And you get to roll in here.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know you. I have never met you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You are a stranger to me. This is my dog.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You don't take care of him. I do. This is
my dog.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You can't just show up and rename him. That's not
how this works.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I didn't. I hope. We're gonna have to get to
this point, but before we can release Oswaldo back into
your care, you're going to need to come That's not
his name. Stop. What is wrong with you? God? We're
going to need you to come in here for a
week of intensive couples counseling with as Waldo.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I say, you know I will not be doing that
couple's counseling with my dog. No, no, I'm coming down
there right now. I'm going to get Checkers.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's his name, Checkers.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, it's not you need Oh my god, shut up.
His name is Checkers. I'm going to get him right now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I am going to.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sue your off and I'm going to ruin your company.
I cannot possibly be the first person who did this,
so I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm the first person to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
This is and this is ridiculous. I'm going there right
now and getting Checkers. Say as Waldo one more time,
Well I think you don't want me to what do
you think, genius? No, no, I don't because of his
name is Checkers, not as Waldo, and you are a IDIOK.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, then I'll just let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband. Set you up. What it's
a joke. Are you serious? They said that you dropped
your dog off for take care. For the first time,
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I like freaked out
that these guys renamed my dog.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my God, we thought every morning with a jewbel
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. It's another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Only one six seven kiss that tham.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hello, I'm ready to build for you. Hello? Hello? Is
this Freddy? Yeah? This is Freddy? Was it Freddy? I
like that name. It reminds me of a character from
a movie series that I like a lot and nightmares.
(05:02):
And I'm sorry, I probably get that a lot, don't you, Freddy?
Who is it? Oh? I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself.
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Ikea, the
(05:24):
Swedish furniture website. I'm the one that's going to be
assembling your furniture today, okay, and I'm very excited to
get to work. You're from Ikea, Yes, the furniture assembly
that you ordered? All right?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
What time are you supposed to be at my house?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery. Cutlery,
what what?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet. I hope not. No, I have not
white cutlery. Why not like a box knife? I like
to cut the boxes open myself and lay the wood
out and let it breathe for a while. Dude, I
(06:28):
don't know. Why do you sound like that?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Are you okay? Oh? I'm great? Do what I love
Every single day I get to put together mom. Is
this how you talk? Is this how you talk? Or
are you like they're starting to freak me out? Oh?
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
(06:52):
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first and then i'll get started. Hold up,
what do you mean out of the box. It's just
a term that I use for getting started on taking
(07:12):
all the furniture out of the boxes and piecing them
together in your living room or wherever you want me
to be. Sometimes they're very frustrating putting together that furniture,
isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when they put it together.
(07:33):
I've seen that before. Dude.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling IKEA right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. Don't care how frustrating
(08:01):
it is. But my man, you are not gay getting
inside my house. You are not coming to my house.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, So should I exit the property? Then? If you
don't want me to be putting together you mean, should
you exit the property? What the hell does that mean?
Are you in my house? Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday. Yeah,
the boxes were delivered. They're in my house. Yes, What
(08:27):
the are you're saying?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Are you in one of the boxes that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Was delivered, Will? Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise
for you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
But it's surprise you damn right, it's a surprise.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, right now,
you're all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm pressing charges. I'm calling IKEA.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Holy are you in my house right now?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you call I Kia, you may have to give
them a different name because they might not know my name.
Holy right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang
up right now, Freddy, this is actually Jewel from the
Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend.
Casey set you up. It's a joke. She said that
(09:22):
you guys got some my Kia boxes the other day
and we're waiting for a furniture as simply person to
call you and she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
We thought every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenty
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that son. Hello, Hi,
this is Chivago. I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy
Lounge and Daycare. I was looking to speak with Emma. Yes,
this is this is her. Hi, Emma, I'm calling in
(00:26):
regards to your puppy who's been staying with us for
a few days.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, I'm picking Checkers up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, well no you're not. I'm sorry. Well Checkers is
the name that you had given your puppy when you
dropped it off here. Yes, because that's his name. Right. Well,
I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy Lounge and Daycare
and I needed to speak with you before you come
(00:54):
pick up your dog. What is the problem. Well, I
have had a few days is to meet with your
puppy and we've had a few long conversations. And the
name Checkers, which you had given to him, yes, he
does not like at all, so we've renamed him and
his name is now Oswaldo. I beg your pardon. Yes,
(01:18):
what do you mean his name is Oswaldo? That's not
his name. That's the name that he chose, and that's
what he would like to be called.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, Checkers is a dog and he's a smart dog.
But no, you don't get to rename my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What's a dog counselor.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't understand what that means. I'm the guidance counselor here. Okay,
so I'm sort of a dog whisper, if you will,
I meet with all the puppies and I try to
find out about their home life. Now things are going,
and your dog formerly known as Checkers shared with me
that he didn't like the name one bit and was
very embarrassed by it. So I counseled him and we
(01:53):
spoke for a while and he said he wanted to
be called Oswaldo. So we've been training him to answer
to his new name, Oswaldo here, and he's doing I'm sorry, you've.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Been training him to answer to a new name.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He can't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That is that is not no, No, that's not his name.
I'm not calling him as Waldo. He's not telling you
that he doesn't like his name.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
And this is exactly what Oswaldo said. You would be
like when I broke.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Kay, if you're talking about Checkers, no, Checkers is his name,
not Oswaldo, And Checkers didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Checkers is the name that you gave your puppy, because
that's his name. He also said that the universe spoke
with him about what he would like to be called,
and that's also very okay.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You can't rename my dog. This is not your dog.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is my dog.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
My dog's name is Checkers.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I picked the name because I thought it was cute,
and it is cute.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And he's a cute dog.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
And you get to roll in here.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know you. I have never met you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You are a stranger to me. This is my dog.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You don't take care of him. I do. This is
my dog.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You can't just show up and rename him. That's not
how this works.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I didn't. I hope. We're gonna have to get to
this point, but before we can release Oswaldo back into
your care, you're going to need to come That's not
his name. Stop. What is wrong with you? God? We're
going to need you to come in here for a
week of intensive couples counseling with as Waldo.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I say, you know I will not be doing that
couple's counseling with my dog. No, no, I'm coming down
there right now. I'm going to get Checkers.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's his name, Checkers.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, it's not you need Oh my god, shut up.
His name is Checkers. I'm going to get him right now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I am going to.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sue your off and I'm going to ruin your company.
I cannot possibly be the first person who did this,
so I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm the first person to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
This is and this is ridiculous. I'm going there right
now and getting Checkers. Say as Waldo one more time,
Well I think you don't want me to what do
you think, genius? No, no, I don't because of his
name is Checkers, not as Waldo, and you are a IDIOK.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, then I'll just let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband. Set you up. What it's
a joke. Are you serious? They said that you dropped
your dog off for take care. For the first time,
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I like freaked out
that these guys renamed my dog.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my God, we thought every morning with a jewbel
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. It's another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Only one six seven kiss that tham.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hello, I'm ready to build for you. Hello? Hello? Is
this Freddy? Yeah? This is Freddy? Was it Freddy? I
like that name. It reminds me of a character from
a movie series that I like a lot and nightmares.
(05:02):
And I'm sorry, I probably get that a lot, don't you, Freddy?
Who is it? Oh? I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself.
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Ikea, the
(05:24):
Swedish furniture website. I'm the one that's going to be
assembling your furniture today, okay, and I'm very excited to
get to work. You're from Ikea, Yes, the furniture assembly
that you ordered? All right?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
What time are you supposed to be at my house?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery. Cutlery,
what what?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened
the boxes yet. I hope not. No, I have not
white cutlery. Why not like a box knife? I like
to cut the boxes open myself and lay the wood
out and let it breathe for a while. Dude, I
(06:28):
don't know. Why do you sound like that?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Are you okay? Oh? I'm great? Do what I love
Every single day I get to put together mom. Is
this how you talk? Is this how you talk? Or
are you like they're starting to freak me out? Oh?
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
(06:52):
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first and then i'll get started. Hold up,
what do you mean out of the box. It's just
a term that I use for getting started on taking
(07:12):
all the furniture out of the boxes and piecing them
together in your living room or wherever you want me
to be. Sometimes they're very frustrating putting together that furniture,
isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when they put it together.
(07:33):
I've seen that before. Dude.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling IKEA right now. I do
not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want
you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't
want you doing anything that has to do with me.
I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I
will put together my own furniture. Don't care how frustrating
(08:01):
it is. But my man, you are not gay getting
inside my house. You are not coming to my house.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, So should I exit the property? Then? If you
don't want me to be putting together you mean, should
you exit the property? What the hell does that mean?
Are you in my house? Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday. Yeah,
the boxes were delivered. They're in my house. Yes, What
(08:27):
the are you're saying?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Are you in one of the boxes that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Was delivered, Will? Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise
for you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
But it's surprise you damn right, it's a surprise.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, right now,
you're all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm pressing charges. I'm calling IKEA.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Holy are you in my house right now?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you call I Kia, you may have to give
them a different name because they might not know my name.
Holy right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang
up right now, Freddy, this is actually Jewel from the
Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend.
Casey set you up. It's a joke. She said that
(09:22):
you guys got some my Kia boxes the other day
and we're waiting for a furniture as simply person to
call you and she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
We thought every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenty
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.