September 24, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for one of the most outrageous Jubal Phone Pranks yet! In this episode, Jubal poses as Donk, a hilariously clueless dog boarding employee who “borrows” a listener’s pup to impress a girl at the dog park. What starts as a simple pickup call turns into a full-blown meltdown when the dog owner learns his furry friend is being used as a wingman—for three weeks!
But that’s not all! The chaos continues with a second prank featuring Juniper, a creepy real estate agent who breaks into a listener’s home to “redecorate” their kitchen… all to help sell the house next door. The reactions are priceless, the confusion is real, and the laughter is non-stop.
Wake up every morning with Jubal Phone Pranks — weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Subscribe, rate, and share with your friends who love a good laugh!
But that’s not all! The chaos continues with a second prank featuring Juniper, a creepy real estate agent who breaks into a listener’s home to “redecorate” their kitchen… all to help sell the house next door. The reactions are priceless, the confusion is real, and the laughter is non-stop.
Wake up every morning with Jubal Phone Pranks — weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Subscribe, rate, and share with your friends who love a good laugh!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to Bill phone Craik weekday mornings on
the twenties on Kiss That.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Then.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I was looking for Craig. Yeah that's me. Yeah, dude,
what's up? This is Donk?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Hello is okay?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh yeah? Sorry, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pickup for three weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be
three weeks dude, until you can pick up your pop.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And Donk could like feels bad.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
About that book?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Did you say, Donk?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me Donk.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand
because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But like, so I was at the gym the other
do you work out?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Hellsu I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,
and I.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Workut you know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, so long story short, dude, there was this hot
check working out next to me.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
No, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, dude, and That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I struck up a convo with her, and like
we were talking and then I set up a date
for talking.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
About my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
She likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude,
you know. But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And you work at a boarding facility.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, Like I don't have a dog, Like, you know,
dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.
And so she wanted to go to the dog park
and I was like, yeah, I got a dog. And
then like I went to work.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
And I okay, he took my dog to the dog
park to get with a girl.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, dude, And like she's totally into it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said, it's going to be three weeks until I can,
you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need
to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude,
I know you understand.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, like don't want you to think about it a
little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pup, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,
they're not gonna be.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Able to go dog And who's taking my dog to
a dog don Okay you are DONK Are you speaking
a third person?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh no, it's just.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You and me.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, there's nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know
why you think there's a third person.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Why are why are we doing this? I'm picking my
dog up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to you know,
I hook up with this check that I want.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sorry, Okay, listen, I don't care if you're wanting to
use my dog or you need my dog for your
own personal purposes.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
This is stupid.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I need to talk to your manager.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I think, oh.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Yeah, definitely upset.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
You've got me there.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm good.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need to
talk to help.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I texted you pick of the check. No, that would
not help.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That would make it worse.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Then you can see like you got all hatches. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Uh? No, you little kid. I need to talk to
your manager, right yeah, okay, well then I'll just let
you know it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend
set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up.
Oh you're out of town and you're coming back to
pick up.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Your dog tomorrow and she wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Jesus, I truly couldn't believe this when he was trying
to take my dog to.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Get wait thought every Morning with a jo Bull Phone
pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Only one six seven kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hello, your kitchen aesthetic needs to be changed just a
little bit, if you don't mind.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Sorry, this u on there?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yes? Hello? Is this Colton? Oh, it's like a halloween thing.
I am sorry. I don't know what you mean by that.
My name is Juniper and I'm a real estate agent
who's selling the house next door to yours.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh okay, how's that going?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Just getting started? And I got your number because I
wanted to call you and go over something that might
be affecting the purchase of the home that I'm selling.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Okay, I'm happy to help.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sorry about that. It's the aesthetic in your kitchen that
I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Are you no, we're not selling you're selling next door.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Don't think we can see inside our kitchen from the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I like to make sure that I do my due
diligence when i'm selling a property. Coulton and so I've.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Been watching and it's a so hard to hear you.
There's a lot of stuff going on in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm so sorry about that. Hold on, let me stop
moving things around. I was just moving some things around.
But as I was saying I've been staying in the
house making sure that everything is right so that we
can get it sold. And I've been watching to see
what views are possible from each window, and I can
(06:39):
see right into your living room and your kitchen.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be weird.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You're kind of over there.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
What does that sound in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm just moving some things around, is all okay? Well?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Are you something or are you moving things around?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Cailling to ask you if you'll change the layout of
your kitchen and your living room just until we get
it sold, because the aesthetic is not going well with
what I've got planned for the inside of the house.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm actually happy with how my kitchen is set up.
And just.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Move that there. What what are you doing here? Oh?
I'm just moving some things around. Is all table right here?
I'm sorry. I was con gys distracted with the The
table's very heavy. I'm sure you know that so heavy?
(07:42):
Move this over here?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Are you in my house?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well? Define what you mean?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Question yes or no?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I called me about wanting to maybe redesign my house
or something, and I hear you moving things. So are
you moving things in my house.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think maybe I should be honest with you, Colton.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I think you should because you better be moving things
in the house you're selling and not in the neighbor's house, which.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Is my house.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, I guess if you were to look at it,
I'm moving things for the house i'm selling. But yes,
I'm in your living room and kitchen right now.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Just get get them.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Get out of my living room. You get out of
my living room right You have no right to be there.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Picture over here.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm going to set up the alarm system in my
house right now.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I don't know why it is turned off.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I'm going to turn it on and the cops will
be there shortly.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'm calling too.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I had to cut the wires.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What what the literal?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I'm calling the cops right now. I'm going to hang
up the phone.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You're going to jail you.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Little Okay, you a little creepy weird man who thinks
you can let themselves into any house you want, just
if you have a real estate license.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hey, Carlton, this is actually Jubeil from the Jewbeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What the heck, it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
She said, the.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
House next door is being sold and she wanted to
creep you out. It is being sold.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
And we just had a conversation last night because I
thought the realization was like coming and going a little late,
and I was like, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Is you weird?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh we thought that every morning
Speaker 1 (09:31):
With a jewbil Phone pranks weekday mornings on its twenties
This is another to Bill phone Craik weekday mornings on
the twenties on Kiss That.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Then.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I was looking for Craig. Yeah that's me. Yeah, dude,
what's up? This is Donk?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Hello is okay?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh yeah? Sorry, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pickup for three weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be
three weeks dude, until you can pick up your pop.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And Donk could like feels bad.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
About that book?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Did you say, Donk?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me Donk.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand
because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But like, so I was at the gym the other
do you work out?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Not really?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Hellsu I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,
and I.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Workut you know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, so long story short, dude, there was this hot
check working out next to me.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
No, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, dude, and That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I struck up a convo with her, and like
we were talking and then I set up a date
for talking.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
About my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
She likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude,
you know. But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And you work at a boarding facility.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, Like I don't have a dog, Like, you know,
dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.
And so she wanted to go to the dog park
and I was like, yeah, I got a dog. And
then like I went to work.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
And I okay, he took my dog to the dog
park to get with a girl.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, dude, And like she's totally into it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said, it's going to be three weeks until I can,
you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need
to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude,
I know you understand.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, like don't want you to think about it a
little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pup, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,
they're not gonna be.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Able to go dog And who's taking my dog to
a dog don Okay you are DONK Are you speaking
a third person?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh no, it's just.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You and me.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, there's nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know
why you think there's a third person.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Why are why are we doing this? I'm picking my
dog up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to you know,
I hook up with this check that I want.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sorry, Okay, listen, I don't care if you're wanting to
use my dog or you need my dog for your
own personal purposes.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
This is stupid.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I need to talk to your manager.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I think, oh.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Yeah, definitely upset.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
You've got me there.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm good.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need to
talk to help.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I texted you pick of the check. No, that would
not help.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That would make it worse.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Then you can see like you got all hatches. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Uh? No, you little kid. I need to talk to
your manager, right yeah, okay, well then I'll just let
you know it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend
set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up.
Oh you're out of town and you're coming back to
pick up.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Your dog tomorrow and she wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Jesus, I truly couldn't believe this when he was trying
to take my dog to.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Get wait thought every Morning with a jo Bull Phone
pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Only one six seven kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hello, your kitchen aesthetic needs to be changed just a
little bit, if you don't mind.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Sorry, this u on there?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yes? Hello? Is this Colton? Oh, it's like a halloween thing.
I am sorry. I don't know what you mean by that.
My name is Juniper and I'm a real estate agent
who's selling the house next door to yours.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh okay, how's that going?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Just getting started? And I got your number because I
wanted to call you and go over something that might
be affecting the purchase of the home that I'm selling.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Okay, I'm happy to help.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sorry about that. It's the aesthetic in your kitchen that
I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Are you no, we're not selling you're selling next door.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Don't think we can see inside our kitchen from the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I like to make sure that I do my due
diligence when i'm selling a property. Coulton and so I've.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Been watching and it's a so hard to hear you.
There's a lot of stuff going on in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm so sorry about that. Hold on, let me stop
moving things around. I was just moving some things around.
But as I was saying I've been staying in the
house making sure that everything is right so that we
can get it sold. And I've been watching to see
what views are possible from each window, and I can
(06:39):
see right into your living room and your kitchen.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be weird.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You're kind of over there.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
What does that sound in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm just moving some things around, is all okay? Well?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Are you something or are you moving things around?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Cailling to ask you if you'll change the layout of
your kitchen and your living room just until we get
it sold, because the aesthetic is not going well with
what I've got planned for the inside of the house.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm actually happy with how my kitchen is set up.
And just.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Move that there. What what are you doing here? Oh?
I'm just moving some things around. Is all table right here?
I'm sorry. I was con gys distracted with the The
table's very heavy. I'm sure you know that so heavy?
(07:42):
Move this over here?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Are you in my house?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well? Define what you mean?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Question yes or no?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I called me about wanting to maybe redesign my house
or something, and I hear you moving things. So are
you moving things in my house.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think maybe I should be honest with you, Colton.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I think you should because you better be moving things
in the house you're selling and not in the neighbor's house, which.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Is my house.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, I guess if you were to look at it,
I'm moving things for the house i'm selling. But yes,
I'm in your living room and kitchen right now.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Just get get them.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Get out of my living room. You get out of
my living room right You have no right to be there.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Picture over here.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm going to set up the alarm system in my
house right now.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I don't know why it is turned off.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I'm going to turn it on and the cops will
be there shortly.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'm calling too.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I had to cut the wires.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What what the literal?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I'm calling the cops right now. I'm going to hang
up the phone.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You're going to jail you.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Little Okay, you a little creepy weird man who thinks
you can let themselves into any house you want, just
if you have a real estate license.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hey, Carlton, this is actually Jubeil from the Jewbeil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What the heck, it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
She said, the.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
House next door is being sold and she wanted to
creep you out. It is being sold.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
And we just had a conversation last night because I
thought the realization was like coming and going a little late,
and I was like, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Is you weird?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh we thought that every morning
Speaker 1 (09:31):
With a jewbil Phone pranks weekday mornings on its twenties
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