October 6, 2025 • 9 mins
In this hilariously chaotic episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, we bring you not one, but TWO unforgettable prank calls that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity all at once.
First up, meet Donk—or as he calls himself, Paul Donkler, the self-proclaimed fitness guru who thinks “human resources” means knowing the human body. He shows up late (via phone), refers to himself in the third person, and tries to land an HR job with zero qualifications and a whole lot of confidence. Poor Giselle, the unsuspecting hiring manager, is left speechless as Donk spirals into absurdity, even offering to send a “pic” mid-interview. Spoiler alert: she’s not impressed.
Then, things get even weirder with Juniper, the eerily soft-spoken assistant photographer who’s been “watching” a man prepping for his engagement. From creepy compliments about his “strong left side” to casually admitting to three weeks of surveillance, this prank takes a darkly hilarious turn. The victim’s reaction? Pure gold.
Whether you're into awkward interviews or spine-tingling weirdos, this episode delivers the kind of comedy only The Jubal Show can pull off. Tune in for the laughs, stay for the chaos, and remember—never trust a call from Donk.
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
First up, meet Donk—or as he calls himself, Paul Donkler, the self-proclaimed fitness guru who thinks “human resources” means knowing the human body. He shows up late (via phone), refers to himself in the third person, and tries to land an HR job with zero qualifications and a whole lot of confidence. Poor Giselle, the unsuspecting hiring manager, is left speechless as Donk spirals into absurdity, even offering to send a “pic” mid-interview. Spoiler alert: she’s not impressed.
Then, things get even weirder with Juniper, the eerily soft-spoken assistant photographer who’s been “watching” a man prepping for his engagement. From creepy compliments about his “strong left side” to casually admitting to three weeks of surveillance, this prank takes a darkly hilarious turn. The victim’s reaction? Pure gold.
Whether you're into awkward interviews or spine-tingling weirdos, this episode delivers the kind of comedy only The Jubal Show can pull off. Tune in for the laughs, stay for the chaos, and remember—never trust a call from Donk.
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's just another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The twenties on on six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Did you think Donk?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah? Is this Giselle?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yeszelle?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh? Maybe I should like introduce myself. So my name
is Paul Dunkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk
and I'm sorry, like I'm like ten minutes late for
the job interview, you know, but like you know, so anyway,
I'm calling about that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Your friend Kiara set it up. She like hooked it up.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She was telling me that, like you're looking for a
human resources coordinator and like you know that I would
be good for the job. So I was like, well, yeah, hell,
I'm like good at any job. So anyway, what's LP,
Like what what what's what are you hiring for?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Okay? I like you said we were looking for a
uh an HR human resources person. Yeah, so just tell
me about a little bit of your qualifications and your
interest in the job. I think I'm just looking more
to a person you are at this point.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, So like human resources is like right like in
my wheelhouse, you know what I mean? Because like I
like I'm religious when it comes to fitness, Like I've
been a personal trainer or anything else like that. So
I know a lot about the human body.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Okay, but not necessarily what we're looking for. Do you
have like interpersonal skills or any other Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Adult has played like in quite a few like intra
personal sports and things like that, So yeah, I got
those skills.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, Donk, I don't think you know what interpersonal means.
It sounds like you're, you know, staying intramural, which is
definitely not right.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's like sports that you play like it in like
let's say you went to college or whatever, but you're
like not on like the college team that plays other colleges.
But it's like a good way to meet people and stuff,
like you play flag football or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did you go to college?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
My I'll look, which is really like Donk is like
a motivator, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So like, if you have any.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Employees that are just like not able to meet their
fitness goals or not able to meet their work goals
or whatever, like Donk knows how to motivate and like to.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Think yourself a third person. No, I asked you a
question why are you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's just you and Donk on the.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Phone, Okay, right, yeah, there's not three p people.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Third person means you are referring to yourself as if
you are not there.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, Donk is here, dude, and I want to be
there every day.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You know, I am a woman. I am someone who's
hiring you. This is a professional setting.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, Donk is down though.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You know also like I get the drop like that
you're a woman, like totally picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But like, I.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Actually don't think you're picking up what I'm putting down.
I actually don't think to continue having this conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't think you're qualified in any sense to even
have a conversation beyond a fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, you know what might be helpful is like if
I texted you a pick right now, I.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Would I would actually hate if you texting me a
pick right now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I'm just going to send you a picky.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
If you send me a pick right now, I'm going to.
But I swear to God, I'm wondering how you know Kira,
because now I'm starting to question her because you are.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hey, Giselle, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your Frank Kira
set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh my god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
A joke, she said.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She said that you're hiring for an HR position and
wanted you to interview the worst candidate ever.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, definitely, I think I need to call HR on
that person. We thought Every Morning with a Jubol Phone
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Hello, are you ready for the big day?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Oh hi ac Sac yes, Hie. Many is Junifer and
I work with photography and I'm just calling to check
in and go over a few things before your big
engagement day.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But wait a minute, Who's Who's Junifer? I've been talking
to Dave.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh, yes, Dave. I'm one of Dave's assistants. So I
help him get ready for shoots and so I'll be
there with him on the big day when you pop
the question to your girlfriend and ask her to be
with you through that.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Hang on, wait, is there something wrong with you or
is this the way you always talk?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I'm not gonna lie to you, and I don't mean
to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
That's okay, but we all grow from her.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But no, no, but you sound creepy.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh well, I don't know why I'm projecting sort of
a creepy demeanor to you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I don't mean like visit Price in an old movie.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I don't even know who Vincent Price is. How are the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nerds, I'm just how are the nerves?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yes? Are you nervous about the big engagement?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, I'm really not. You're making me feel weird. No,
you're making me feel weird. No, No, I need you
to back that down. I need you to back that
down just a little bit.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, let's move off. I can just say I can
tell that I'm you know, maybe you're a little off
boot by my demeanor, which is fine, and I don't
take any offense to it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I know sometimes I don't mean to be offensive.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
But you you sound I'm not gonna lie to you.
You sound creepy, creepy as hell, man, I mean, like really.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't like like like no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I don't think you understand it the way that you
drag everything out, and the weird low almost attempting to
be sultry voice and everything else. Like I feel like
it's a persona that's been put on. So like, just like,
try to talk to me like a normal human, you know,
just to ask the questions.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
But we'd like to make sure that you could position
yourself so that we can be on the left side
of you, because we've noticed that you have a very strong,
solid left side. If you were to be asked what
your good side is, it would be your left side,
just for future reference.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So what's wrong with my right side?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The right side is fine, It's just that the left
side is better and stronger. The other day when you
were getting.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Dry wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
how do you know that?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh, it's just the win you were carrying the drag
cleaning the other day. I noticed.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Wait a minute, Yes, you saw me carrying my drag cleaning.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yes, I saw you're carrying the drag cleaning the other day.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
How no, whohoa, how did you know I was picking
up dry cleaning? And why were you watching me when
I was picking up my dry cleane?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh? I haven't been watching. I've just been taking.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Pictures, that's watching. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Just been taking pictures of you for the last three
weeks in order.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
To prepare waits are you out of here? Damn mine?
What the.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It's just to prepare for the candid shoot of your engagement,
to make sure that we have all our angles covered.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Not what I signed up for. Look, put Dave on
the phone. If he doesn't call me back.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
In a minute and a half, I'm calling.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The cops on your creepy How long has it been
since you heard from Dave?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
What did you do to Dave? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I just wondered how long it's been since you've actually
talked to him. I'll make sure that he calls you.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, it's it's what did you do today?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I will I didn't do anything Todave yet.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, I'm calling the cops. That's it, man, What happened
to day? What did you do today?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your brother set you up.
What this's a joke. It's a prank phone call. Your
brother said that you're getting engaged in about a week,
and you hired a photographer, and he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
He is such an it. I love it, but I
was so worried about Dave Man. I didn't
Speaker 5 (09:42):
We thought every morning with a jew Bolt phone Franks
weekday mornings on the twenties
It's just another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The twenties on on six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Did you think Donk?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah? Is this Giselle?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yeszelle?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh? Maybe I should like introduce myself. So my name
is Paul Dunkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk
and I'm sorry, like I'm like ten minutes late for
the job interview, you know, but like you know, so anyway,
I'm calling about that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Your friend Kiara set it up. She like hooked it up.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She was telling me that, like you're looking for a
human resources coordinator and like you know that I would
be good for the job. So I was like, well, yeah, hell,
I'm like good at any job. So anyway, what's LP,
Like what what what's what are you hiring for?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Okay? I like you said we were looking for a
uh an HR human resources person. Yeah, so just tell
me about a little bit of your qualifications and your
interest in the job. I think I'm just looking more
to a person you are at this point.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, So like human resources is like right like in
my wheelhouse, you know what I mean? Because like I
like I'm religious when it comes to fitness, Like I've
been a personal trainer or anything else like that. So
I know a lot about the human body.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Okay, but not necessarily what we're looking for. Do you
have like interpersonal skills or any other Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Adult has played like in quite a few like intra
personal sports and things like that, So yeah, I got
those skills.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, Donk, I don't think you know what interpersonal means.
It sounds like you're, you know, staying intramural, which is
definitely not right.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's like sports that you play like it in like
let's say you went to college or whatever, but you're
like not on like the college team that plays other colleges.
But it's like a good way to meet people and stuff,
like you play flag football or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did you go to college?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
My I'll look, which is really like Donk is like
a motivator, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So like, if you have any.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Employees that are just like not able to meet their
fitness goals or not able to meet their work goals
or whatever, like Donk knows how to motivate and like to.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Think yourself a third person. No, I asked you a
question why are you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's just you and Donk on the.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Phone, Okay, right, yeah, there's not three p people.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Third person means you are referring to yourself as if
you are not there.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, Donk is here, dude, and I want to be
there every day.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You know, I am a woman. I am someone who's
hiring you. This is a professional setting.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, Donk is down though.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You know also like I get the drop like that
you're a woman, like totally picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But like, I.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Actually don't think you're picking up what I'm putting down.
I actually don't think to continue having this conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't think you're qualified in any sense to even
have a conversation beyond a fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, you know what might be helpful is like if
I texted you a pick right now, I.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Would I would actually hate if you texting me a
pick right now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I'm just going to send you a picky.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
If you send me a pick right now, I'm going to.
But I swear to God, I'm wondering how you know Kira,
because now I'm starting to question her because you are.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hey, Giselle, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your Frank Kira
set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh my god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
A joke, she said.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She said that you're hiring for an HR position and
wanted you to interview the worst candidate ever.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, definitely, I think I need to call HR on
that person. We thought Every Morning with a Jubol Phone
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Hello, are you ready for the big day?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Oh hi ac Sac yes, Hie. Many is Junifer and
I work with photography and I'm just calling to check
in and go over a few things before your big
engagement day.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But wait a minute, Who's Who's Junifer? I've been talking
to Dave.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh, yes, Dave. I'm one of Dave's assistants. So I
help him get ready for shoots and so I'll be
there with him on the big day when you pop
the question to your girlfriend and ask her to be
with you through that.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Hang on, wait, is there something wrong with you or
is this the way you always talk?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I'm not gonna lie to you, and I don't mean
to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
That's okay, but we all grow from her.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But no, no, but you sound creepy.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh well, I don't know why I'm projecting sort of
a creepy demeanor to you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I don't mean like visit Price in an old movie.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I don't even know who Vincent Price is. How are the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nerds, I'm just how are the nerves?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yes? Are you nervous about the big engagement?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, I'm really not. You're making me feel weird. No,
you're making me feel weird. No, No, I need you
to back that down. I need you to back that
down just a little bit.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, let's move off. I can just say I can
tell that I'm you know, maybe you're a little off
boot by my demeanor, which is fine, and I don't
take any offense to it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I know sometimes I don't mean to be offensive.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
But you you sound I'm not gonna lie to you.
You sound creepy, creepy as hell, man, I mean, like really.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't like like like no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I don't think you understand it the way that you
drag everything out, and the weird low almost attempting to
be sultry voice and everything else. Like I feel like
it's a persona that's been put on. So like, just like,
try to talk to me like a normal human, you know,
just to ask the questions.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
But we'd like to make sure that you could position
yourself so that we can be on the left side
of you, because we've noticed that you have a very strong,
solid left side. If you were to be asked what
your good side is, it would be your left side,
just for future reference.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So what's wrong with my right side?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The right side is fine, It's just that the left
side is better and stronger. The other day when you
were getting.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Dry wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
how do you know that?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh, it's just the win you were carrying the drag
cleaning the other day. I noticed.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Wait a minute, Yes, you saw me carrying my drag cleaning.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yes, I saw you're carrying the drag cleaning the other day.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
How no, whohoa, how did you know I was picking
up dry cleaning? And why were you watching me when
I was picking up my dry cleane?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh? I haven't been watching. I've just been taking.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Pictures, that's watching. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Just been taking pictures of you for the last three
weeks in order.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
To prepare waits are you out of here? Damn mine?
What the.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It's just to prepare for the candid shoot of your engagement,
to make sure that we have all our angles covered.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Not what I signed up for. Look, put Dave on
the phone. If he doesn't call me back.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
In a minute and a half, I'm calling.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The cops on your creepy How long has it been
since you heard from Dave?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
What did you do to Dave? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I just wondered how long it's been since you've actually
talked to him. I'll make sure that he calls you.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, it's it's what did you do today?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I will I didn't do anything Todave yet.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, I'm calling the cops. That's it, man, What happened
to day? What did you do today?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your brother set you up.
What this's a joke. It's a prank phone call. Your
brother said that you're getting engaged in about a week,
and you hired a photographer, and he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
He is such an it. I love it, but I
was so worried about Dave Man. I didn't
Speaker 5 (09:42):
We thought every morning with a jew Bolt phone Franks
weekday mornings on the twenties
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