August 19, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for one of the most outrageous and side-splitting episodes of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! In this segment, Jubal calls William pretending to be from a pet grooming salon, claiming his beloved poodle “Noodle” is now completely hairless. What follows is a rollercoaster of confusion, disbelief, and hilarious accusations as William tries to make sense of what happened to his furry friend. Just when he thinks it couldn’t get worse, Jubal doubles down with a second prank—this time on Scott, who’s told his house is experiencing a catastrophic plumbing disaster involving a “Category 7 backflow anomaly.”
From fake bald dogs to imaginary toilet tsunamis, this episode is packed with absurdity, laughter, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Don’t miss it - tune in weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
From fake bald dogs to imaginary toilet tsunamis, this episode is packed with absurdity, laughter, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Don’t miss it - tune in weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Then Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins over a pet
grooming and I speak to William.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is him. Hey, William, your hairless poodle is all
ready to be picked up whenever you want to come
get him. Yeah, that's a quick.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hair Sorry did you say my hairless poodle?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, you're a poodle is ready to get you been
all groomed up. I didn't take long, you know, of course,
because they no hair thinks.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm sorry I'm missing the last part of your sentence there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you say no hair poodle? Yeah, I've never actually
seen a hairless poodle. Where'd you get that little guy?
So cute? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
They don't have hairless poodles, and my poodle is definitely
not hairless.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, yes, uh no.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When we dropped him off, he had a full coat
and that's why we brought him in to be groomed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, he didn't. He was not hairless man, Nope, he
was hairless. He's a hairless Are.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You sure is it noodle that you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Noodle?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Your poodle? Yes, which is, by the way, is a
cute name for a poodle.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, okay, my wife dropped him off this morning and
he was fine. I saw him before he left the house.
He was not hairless, from one hundred percent sure of that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Let me get the groomer on for you that actually
worked on him. Maybe they can answer some questions for you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, please hold okay, yeah, yes, hello, this is Tanty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You must speak with.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
My name is William.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'm a little confused right now.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was told that my did.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You guys show right now? You are the owner of Noodle?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I am the owner of Noodle.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, I don't know if that was your manager, Joy.
I enjoyed working on him so much as I mean,
it's really easy for a dog groom and to work
on a halet's dog. So yes, he has all done.
Is there any questions you hat?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
My dog is not hairless? Yes, I can't tell if
it's confusing for you guys, or if you shot.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
All this naked body down with some lotion. Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
No, it's not okay because that kind of dog can't
have hair that sure. It needs to be a certain
link in order for them to have a protective layer.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We had no hair when you When y'all brought him in,
he was naked in a jay bird and I was like,
I've never seen a hairless poodle before. Get he and
noodle and I, I mean, I did give him the
veil of copper treatment, red coppet treatment or whatever compete is.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Listen, my wife brought my dog in. She told you guys,
she just wanted the normal cut that we get every
single time, and we don't. We didn't want to shave
it down.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm so sorry about this. I might have to put
your hold.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What the is going on right now?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, it's Pete back here, So hopefully you got all
your questions answered and you'll be picking the little guy
up soon.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I am going to pick him up soon. But I
don't know what the hell's going on. My dog is
not hairless. I didn't bring him in a hair hair Okay,
my wife brought my dog in this morning to just
get a trim. It's not supposed to be shaved. It
sounds like to me that you guys shaved our dogs
and are not trying to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're like gaslighting me or something.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I didn't want to have to say it, but it
sounds like to me, you're lying about bringing in a
hairless dog so you can get out of pain for it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do you hear the words coming out of your face
right now? The dumb's coming out of your mouth. That
doesn't make any sense. Why any human being would do
that on the face of the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Earth, That's what I'm saying. So we obviously got a
hairless dog, and now you're trying to get out of
payment by saying that the dog had had buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Buddy, there's no such thing as a hairless poodle. They
don't exist. They need their fur on a certain level,
like heightwise, in order to protect them.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, then why am I looking at a hairless poodle
right now?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Because you shaved my dog and you're trying to lie
about it.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Hey, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing
a phone on you and your wife Sarah has set
you up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Let me what this is Jubil from the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show, and your your wife that she
dropped the dog off with the groom. I want to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh my god, dude, my heart is jumping out of
my chest right now. I thought you guys legitimately shaved
my dog ball.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was freaking out there for a second.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's quite camp and good one.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We thought every morning with a jew Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties on one six. Hello, Hey,
this is pe Dekins calling from plumbing. Is this Scott?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, Hey Scott, so took a look at your toilets
this morning. Thank you for calling us in for this
emergency service. Yeah, we got a big, big problem here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So none of the toilets had water in them this
morning when you woke up. Yeah yeah, Well, I mean
(05:12):
I know you already know that. But what you got
is a category seven backflow anomaly going on seven backflow anomaly,
which means all of you got pressure and all the
water has sucked itself back into the system.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Uh oh okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It basically means, you know, you ever see a tsunami wave,
how they kind of you know, they the water sucks
back and then the big wave comes. Yeah yeah, So
essentially that's what you got going on in your pipes here.
All the water's sort of back in. Yeah, so you
gotta be real careful with this. So it's gonna you know,
(05:56):
it's gonna take a little bit of work.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh oh oh oh oh oh right now, man.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hell's gotten it's got Oh yeah, yeah, it was uh
uh oh boy. Here hold on one. I'm just gonna
open up that bathroom door again one more time. Okay,
just see if what's going on in there real quick.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, oh man, keep just keep swimming man like oh man,
oh man, oh I got this.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh it's gonna be such as he's got.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know if you heard what happened there, but yeah,
we got a you got a big problem going on.
I heard Have I heard an explosion of something?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah? Ah boy, oh boy. Yeah. Well I was about
to say you shouldn't light any any sort of flammable
items around the toilets for until we get this sorted out.
But Jimmy over here had to light up a cigarette.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
One of your guys.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Let his cigarette in my house. Yes, what was he doing? Now?
And I mean, oh my goodness, it's it's it's it's
uh oh boy, it's up to my ankles now. So yeah, uh, hey,
should I call you back a little bit, maybe work
on this.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
So I'm coming home right now and I'm going to
come and kick you.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I'll just let you know that this is a prank
phone call and your wife sets you up. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. Oh my wife said, you guys had to
call emergency plumbers today for something and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh I'm so glad my house isn't being destroyed right now.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We thought that every morning with a jew boltone pranks,
weekday mornings on that twenties
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Then Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins over a pet
grooming and I speak to William.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is him. Hey, William, your hairless poodle is all
ready to be picked up whenever you want to come
get him. Yeah, that's a quick.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hair Sorry did you say my hairless poodle?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, you're a poodle is ready to get you been
all groomed up. I didn't take long, you know, of course,
because they no hair thinks.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm sorry I'm missing the last part of your sentence there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you say no hair poodle? Yeah, I've never actually
seen a hairless poodle. Where'd you get that little guy?
So cute? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
They don't have hairless poodles, and my poodle is definitely
not hairless.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, yes, uh no.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When we dropped him off, he had a full coat
and that's why we brought him in to be groomed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, he didn't. He was not hairless man, Nope, he
was hairless. He's a hairless Are.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You sure is it noodle that you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Noodle?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Your poodle? Yes, which is, by the way, is a
cute name for a poodle.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, okay, my wife dropped him off this morning and
he was fine. I saw him before he left the house.
He was not hairless, from one hundred percent sure of that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Let me get the groomer on for you that actually
worked on him. Maybe they can answer some questions for you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, please hold okay, yeah, yes, hello, this is Tanty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You must speak with.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
My name is William.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'm a little confused right now.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was told that my did.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You guys show right now? You are the owner of Noodle?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I am the owner of Noodle.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, I don't know if that was your manager, Joy.
I enjoyed working on him so much as I mean,
it's really easy for a dog groom and to work
on a halet's dog. So yes, he has all done.
Is there any questions you hat?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
My dog is not hairless? Yes, I can't tell if
it's confusing for you guys, or if you shot.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
All this naked body down with some lotion. Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
No, it's not okay because that kind of dog can't
have hair that sure. It needs to be a certain
link in order for them to have a protective layer.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We had no hair when you When y'all brought him in,
he was naked in a jay bird and I was like,
I've never seen a hairless poodle before. Get he and
noodle and I, I mean, I did give him the
veil of copper treatment, red coppet treatment or whatever compete is.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Listen, my wife brought my dog in. She told you guys,
she just wanted the normal cut that we get every
single time, and we don't. We didn't want to shave
it down.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm so sorry about this. I might have to put
your hold.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What the is going on right now?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, it's Pete back here, So hopefully you got all
your questions answered and you'll be picking the little guy
up soon.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I am going to pick him up soon. But I
don't know what the hell's going on. My dog is
not hairless. I didn't bring him in a hair hair Okay,
my wife brought my dog in this morning to just
get a trim. It's not supposed to be shaved. It
sounds like to me that you guys shaved our dogs
and are not trying to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're like gaslighting me or something.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I didn't want to have to say it, but it
sounds like to me, you're lying about bringing in a
hairless dog so you can get out of pain for it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do you hear the words coming out of your face
right now? The dumb's coming out of your mouth. That
doesn't make any sense. Why any human being would do
that on the face of the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Earth, That's what I'm saying. So we obviously got a
hairless dog, and now you're trying to get out of
payment by saying that the dog had had buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Buddy, there's no such thing as a hairless poodle. They
don't exist. They need their fur on a certain level,
like heightwise, in order to protect them.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, then why am I looking at a hairless poodle
right now?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Because you shaved my dog and you're trying to lie
about it.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Hey, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing
a phone on you and your wife Sarah has set
you up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Let me what this is Jubil from the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show, and your your wife that she
dropped the dog off with the groom. I want to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh my god, dude, my heart is jumping out of
my chest right now. I thought you guys legitimately shaved
my dog ball.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was freaking out there for a second.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's quite camp and good one.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We thought every morning with a jew Bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties on one six. Hello, Hey,
this is pe Dekins calling from plumbing. Is this Scott?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, Hey Scott, so took a look at your toilets
this morning. Thank you for calling us in for this
emergency service. Yeah, we got a big, big problem here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So none of the toilets had water in them this
morning when you woke up. Yeah yeah, Well, I mean
(05:12):
I know you already know that. But what you got
is a category seven backflow anomaly going on seven backflow anomaly,
which means all of you got pressure and all the
water has sucked itself back into the system.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Uh oh okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It basically means, you know, you ever see a tsunami wave,
how they kind of you know, they the water sucks
back and then the big wave comes. Yeah yeah, So
essentially that's what you got going on in your pipes here.
All the water's sort of back in. Yeah, so you
gotta be real careful with this. So it's gonna you know,
(05:56):
it's gonna take a little bit of work.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh oh oh oh oh oh right now, man.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hell's gotten it's got Oh yeah, yeah, it was uh
uh oh boy. Here hold on one. I'm just gonna
open up that bathroom door again one more time. Okay,
just see if what's going on in there real quick.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, oh man, keep just keep swimming man like oh man,
oh man, oh I got this.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh it's gonna be such as he's got.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know if you heard what happened there, but yeah,
we got a you got a big problem going on.
I heard Have I heard an explosion of something?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah? Ah boy, oh boy. Yeah. Well I was about
to say you shouldn't light any any sort of flammable
items around the toilets for until we get this sorted out.
But Jimmy over here had to light up a cigarette.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
One of your guys.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Let his cigarette in my house. Yes, what was he doing? Now?
And I mean, oh my goodness, it's it's it's it's
uh oh boy, it's up to my ankles now. So yeah, uh, hey,
should I call you back a little bit, maybe work
on this.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
So I'm coming home right now and I'm going to
come and kick you.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I'll just let you know that this is a prank
phone call and your wife sets you up. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. Oh my wife said, you guys had to
call emergency plumbers today for something and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh I'm so glad my house isn't being destroyed right now.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We thought that every morning with a jew boltone pranks,
weekday mornings on that twenties
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