July 31, 2025 • 9 mins
In this hilariously twisted episode of The Jubal Show, Jubal dons the persona of Juniper Ravensbrooke, a disturbingly enthusiastic oral surgeon who’s just a little too excited about an upcoming root canal. From sharpened cutlery to escape-proof chairs, this prank takes a darkly comedic turn that leaves the victim completely freaked out—and listeners in stitches.
But wait, there’s more! In the second half, Jubal becomes “Donk” from a dog daycare with a bizarre request: can he keep a listener’s dog for another week... because he may have gifted it to his girlfriend? Things spiral fast as Nicole, the dog’s owner, threatens legal action—until the truth is revealed.
Two pranks. Double the chaos. All the laughs. Tune in for the wildest ride on the airwaves—only on The Jubal Show.
But wait, there’s more! In the second half, Jubal becomes “Donk” from a dog daycare with a bizarre request: can he keep a listener’s dog for another week... because he may have gifted it to his girlfriend? Things spiral fast as Nicole, the dog’s owner, threatens legal action—until the truth is revealed.
Two pranks. Double the chaos. All the laughs. Tune in for the wildest ride on the airwaves—only on The Jubal Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another ju will phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hello, Hi Scott, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. How are you? I?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I'm well, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm so excited to get you in my chair?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Sorry, say you say your name again?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Juniper Ravensbrook. You and I are going to be spending
some quality time together. Well you'll be asleep. I won't
be there, We'll be wide awake.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Are you Where are you calling from?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm really confused.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't fully introduce myself, did I.
I'm the oral surgeon who's going to be taking my
tools to you in a few days.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Oh oh, okay, okay, all right, Yeah this is my
my root canal.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah yeah, I've been talking. I've been talking with my
doctor about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I've got all my cut very sharpened and ready
to go.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah. Well, uh.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wait, so you're where you're you're my oral surgeon for
for my root canal.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, root canal and one of my favorite things teeth extraction.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Mm hmm, it's your favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Walls tilling to check it out with you a little
bit to see how you're feeling, because sometimes people can
be nervous when they go under the knife.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I I yeah, I am nervous. I will admit to you. Doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he's a little nervous. But don't worry. I have
a chair that you can't escape from.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Chair I can't escape from. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I know that when people go in for oral
surgery a lot of times they're a little bit squaremy
and we will be skating you for this, And of
course I will have straps available if you'd like me
to use those on your arms and legs so that
when you wake up.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Dude, Okay, hold up, Like, what what the what the
you talk to your patients like this? I mean, this
is this is your business.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, I don't understand what you mean by talking to
my patients a certain way. I I've always been told
I have a great bedside manner.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I don't know where you heard that from. Maybe it's
a voice in your head or something. But this is
me telling you you don't like.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is not this is not professional.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
This is this is just really kind of creeping me out,
to be honest, and this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is uh.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Behaviors.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The reason I'm calling you is because I heard that
you were a bit nervous about dental procedures, and I
want you to know that I've been doing this for
years and extraction is one of my main focuses, in
one of my main passions in life. And I did
have to ask you, do you like, would you like
to keep your teeth after I rip them out?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Like right there that you just said rip them out?
Like that's that's disgusting, like that, that's that's just creepy. Honestly,
this is just this is just really it's give me
the ick? Can you say that right now? Give me
the ick? Right now?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh well, I want you to know I'm very cleanly
and make sure to clean up every single time I
have someone in my chair, so it's should not be
icky at all.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Look, look, there was no way I'm coming into your office.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm not going to city your chair. You're a creep.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
You're probably some kind of like serial killer and.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't know who.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't know who keeps the lights on your place,
but you got to get shut down right now. There's
no way you can have any kind of practice. There's nothing,
there's nothing that's gonna keep me from calling the police
on you, like I'm I'm on this outrage that we
even like having this, because I mean, you're you're obviously
some kind.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Of disturbed psychopath. They're gonna shut you down right now.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't want to go through that again, so I
guess I'll let you know. It's a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wife set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh what them?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She says that you have I don't like going to
the Dennist and you have to get announce we're done,
and she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm sitting down. Oh my god,
can you have me? So you had me so heated?
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh wait thought every morning with a jew Bol phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties, said another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties on that Hello, Yeah,
what's up? This is Donk.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'm calling from dog daycare and I was looking for Nichole,
whose dog Graham is here for like a week now.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Uh, yes, this is n is everything.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's up, Nichole? It's dog.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm donk, I'm picking Graham up today?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is is everything right?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, so, like I was looking at the schedule today,
you knew, like checking out, like what pops are going
to be going home, what pops need to go for walks,
what pups need to get washes, you know. And I
saw that your dog Graham was scheduled to go home
today and just wanted to call and ask and see
if it's like cool if he stays for like another week?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What for like another wee? Why like if you let.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Us keep him here at the dog daycare for just
like one more week, I'll like cut your the week
that you had for him staying here, like cut it
in half, prize wise, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Like, Okay, donk, why would I pay anything for you
to hold on? Why do you want my dog?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Though?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Now I'm a little frightened.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yan Okay, here's like big discount situation coming up.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I don't care, but I'm it doesn't matter about the discount.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't need him to say.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I appreciate the offer, but I'll be in town, so
I'm going to pick up my dog today. Schedules, please
have him.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Groomed when I just need him to go missing by
I need like another week.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Wait wait, you you want my dog to go missing?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, but I just need another week and then it'll
be all good.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Wait wait, I don't know what you're talking about. You
want to keep my dog so you can make him
go missing. Yeah, so are you saying that you lost
my dog already?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And you know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Your dog is cool? Like he's perfectly fine. Actually he's
like really hobby right now. It's just that like he's
staying at my girlfriend's house because like she didn't know
out of the facility, so like she was mad at
me the other day, you know what I mean, And
she doesn't know I got.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I don't care about your personal relationship. Do you realize
I am going to.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sue you now you removed.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
My This is against every single guideline, every single form
of paperwork that I signed for you to watch my dog.
You realize you're going to jail now?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
You admitted to this.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I need just like another subtle thing.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
He doesn't make any sense, Okay, So it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I gave him to my girlfriend as a guest, like,
so she wouldn't be mad at me.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Legal, I told her that you realize you stole my dog, right,
but like that is an offense.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Well, like I'm gonna give him back.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So like my plan was, Like all I'm saying is
like if I could just like have them stay there
for another couple of days, so like she really thinks
that I got it as a gift. And then like
all of a sudden, like doors left open, he gets away,
and then I just give him back to you, you
know what I mean. Then it's not like I took
him back, you know what I mean. That's all I
need to do.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So you gave my dog to your girlfriend because now
you want it to go missing, and then you're gonna
give it back to me. Dy, That is unacceptable behavior.
Something is wrong with you. I don't know if you've
had too many like protein shakes or something, but something's
(08:53):
not right in your head. Like you are you Your
parents must be so angry they raised somebody like you
because he was such a disappointment.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your friend MICHAELA.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Set you up. Excuse me, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Your friend MICHAELA said, you've been out of town for
a week and had your new puppy at a boarding
place and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Oh my god, I honestly it was so like I
truly couldn't believe that this guy was calling me for that, really,
like it made no sense.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And his name.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Donk, like none of them made
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Any we thought every morning with a jewbel phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another ju will phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hello, Hi Scott, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. How are you? I?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I'm well, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm so excited to get you in my chair?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Sorry, say you say your name again?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Juniper Ravensbrook. You and I are going to be spending
some quality time together. Well you'll be asleep. I won't
be there, We'll be wide awake.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Are you Where are you calling from?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm really confused.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't fully introduce myself, did I.
I'm the oral surgeon who's going to be taking my
tools to you in a few days.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Oh oh, okay, okay, all right, Yeah this is my
my root canal.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah yeah, I've been talking. I've been talking with my
doctor about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I've got all my cut very sharpened and ready
to go.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah. Well, uh.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wait, so you're where you're you're my oral surgeon for
for my root canal.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, root canal and one of my favorite things teeth extraction.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Mm hmm, it's your favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Walls tilling to check it out with you a little
bit to see how you're feeling, because sometimes people can
be nervous when they go under the knife.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I I yeah, I am nervous. I will admit to you. Doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he's a little nervous. But don't worry. I have
a chair that you can't escape from.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Chair I can't escape from. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I know that when people go in for oral
surgery a lot of times they're a little bit squaremy
and we will be skating you for this, And of
course I will have straps available if you'd like me
to use those on your arms and legs so that
when you wake up.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Dude, Okay, hold up, Like, what what the what the
you talk to your patients like this? I mean, this
is this is your business.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, I don't understand what you mean by talking to
my patients a certain way. I I've always been told
I have a great bedside manner.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I don't know where you heard that from. Maybe it's
a voice in your head or something. But this is
me telling you you don't like.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is not this is not professional.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
This is this is just really kind of creeping me out,
to be honest, and this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is uh.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Behaviors.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The reason I'm calling you is because I heard that
you were a bit nervous about dental procedures, and I
want you to know that I've been doing this for
years and extraction is one of my main focuses, in
one of my main passions in life. And I did
have to ask you, do you like, would you like
to keep your teeth after I rip them out?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Like right there that you just said rip them out?
Like that's that's disgusting, like that, that's that's just creepy. Honestly,
this is just this is just really it's give me
the ick? Can you say that right now? Give me
the ick? Right now?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh well, I want you to know I'm very cleanly
and make sure to clean up every single time I
have someone in my chair, so it's should not be
icky at all.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Look, look, there was no way I'm coming into your office.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm not going to city your chair. You're a creep.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
You're probably some kind of like serial killer and.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't know who.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't know who keeps the lights on your place,
but you got to get shut down right now. There's
no way you can have any kind of practice. There's nothing,
there's nothing that's gonna keep me from calling the police
on you, like I'm I'm on this outrage that we
even like having this, because I mean, you're you're obviously
some kind.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Of disturbed psychopath. They're gonna shut you down right now.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't want to go through that again, so I
guess I'll let you know. It's a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wife set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh what them?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She says that you have I don't like going to
the Dennist and you have to get announce we're done,
and she wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm sitting down. Oh my god,
can you have me? So you had me so heated?
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh wait thought every morning with a jew Bol phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties, said another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties on that Hello, Yeah,
what's up? This is Donk.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'm calling from dog daycare and I was looking for Nichole,
whose dog Graham is here for like a week now.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Uh, yes, this is n is everything.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's up, Nichole? It's dog.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm donk, I'm picking Graham up today?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is is everything right?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, so, like I was looking at the schedule today,
you knew, like checking out, like what pops are going
to be going home, what pops need to go for walks,
what pups need to get washes, you know. And I
saw that your dog Graham was scheduled to go home
today and just wanted to call and ask and see
if it's like cool if he stays for like another week?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What for like another wee? Why like if you let.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Us keep him here at the dog daycare for just
like one more week, I'll like cut your the week
that you had for him staying here, like cut it
in half, prize wise, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Like, Okay, donk, why would I pay anything for you
to hold on? Why do you want my dog?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Though?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Now I'm a little frightened.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yan Okay, here's like big discount situation coming up.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I don't care, but I'm it doesn't matter about the discount.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't need him to say.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I appreciate the offer, but I'll be in town, so
I'm going to pick up my dog today. Schedules, please
have him.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Groomed when I just need him to go missing by
I need like another week.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Wait wait, you you want my dog to go missing?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, but I just need another week and then it'll
be all good.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Wait wait, I don't know what you're talking about. You
want to keep my dog so you can make him
go missing. Yeah, so are you saying that you lost
my dog already?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And you know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Your dog is cool? Like he's perfectly fine. Actually he's
like really hobby right now. It's just that like he's
staying at my girlfriend's house because like she didn't know
out of the facility, so like she was mad at
me the other day, you know what I mean, And
she doesn't know I got.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I don't care about your personal relationship. Do you realize
I am going to.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sue you now you removed.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
My This is against every single guideline, every single form
of paperwork that I signed for you to watch my dog.
You realize you're going to jail now?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
You admitted to this.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I need just like another subtle thing.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
He doesn't make any sense, Okay, So it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I gave him to my girlfriend as a guest, like,
so she wouldn't be mad at me.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Legal, I told her that you realize you stole my dog, right,
but like that is an offense.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Well, like I'm gonna give him back.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So like my plan was, Like all I'm saying is
like if I could just like have them stay there
for another couple of days, so like she really thinks
that I got it as a gift. And then like
all of a sudden, like doors left open, he gets away,
and then I just give him back to you, you
know what I mean. Then it's not like I took
him back, you know what I mean. That's all I
need to do.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So you gave my dog to your girlfriend because now
you want it to go missing, and then you're gonna
give it back to me. Dy, That is unacceptable behavior.
Something is wrong with you. I don't know if you've
had too many like protein shakes or something, but something's
(08:53):
not right in your head. Like you are you Your
parents must be so angry they raised somebody like you
because he was such a disappointment.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your friend MICHAELA.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Set you up. Excuse me, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Your friend MICHAELA said, you've been out of town for
a week and had your new puppy at a boarding
place and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Oh my god, I honestly it was so like I
truly couldn't believe that this guy was calling me for that, really,
like it made no sense.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And his name.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Donk, like none of them made
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Any we thought every morning with a jewbel phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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