July 7, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt in this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! First up, Jubal transforms into Clayton the King Crab, frantically searching for his brother Curtis, who was allegedly kidnapped during a crabbing trip. The victim? A confused and terrified new neighbor who has no idea what’s going on—until the claws come out!
Then, things get even more absurd when Jubal becomes Eddie the Elderly Delivery Driver, who refuses to deliver a package because of stairs, GPS issues, and a serious case of bursitis. The recipient? A woman who’s been waiting for her package for days and is not having it—until the truth is revealed.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the madness. New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s—only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, things get even more absurd when Jubal becomes Eddie the Elderly Delivery Driver, who refuses to deliver a package because of stairs, GPS issues, and a serious case of bursitis. The recipient? A woman who’s been waiting for her package for days and is not having it—until the truth is revealed.
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the madness. New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s—only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on maybe six seven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, where is he?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I think that you have the wrong number. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Definitely don't have the wrong number. Where is he? What
have you got in the basement? What are you doing
with him?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Where is who?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Who is your brother? Is your name Ceci? Yes? Yep?
And you just moved in to street? Yeah, how do
you know?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Where? Where is it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Where is who? My brother? You kidnapped him the other day.
I did not kidnap anyone you have. I don't know
how you go my number. I did not kidnap anyone,
So I can't help you. D take my brother? Where
is he?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Who are you? My name is Clayton.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
My name is Clayton, and I'm a crab And you
were crabbing the other day and you took my brother?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Where is he? Where's Curtis? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Was it a joke when you pried Curtis's claws out
of my clauset took him from me?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, it's not a joke. Where's my brother? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If your claws were around Curtis's clause, then I would
have eaten the queue so be able to have this
conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I promised my mom I would find him. Where's Curtis?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, so you're a crab and you're calling me king crab.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
My name's Clayton, and my brother's name is Curtis. And
the other day you were crabbing and you picked up Curtis,
and I told my mom, Cassandra, that I would find him.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So where is he?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, Curtis, I'm really sorry to tell you that your
brother has been boiled and eaten.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
If you want to end up with him, we've got
plenty of room for more in the pot.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not coming over there, no way.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, my name is Clayton, and obviously I'm sorry to
break it to you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I am not a I'm not a crab. No, yes,
sorry about that. I am. Actually I live a few
houses down.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
From you, so that's how I got your phone number
from your neighbor. And uh yeah, I do need to
speak with you though about something involving the crab.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, how can I help you? I am a crab?
Why are you laughing at me? This is not a joke.
Where's my brother? You're ridiculous? Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Why are you laughing at me? Do you know how
hard it was to dial your phone number with my clause?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Are you really my neighbor is?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Do you prank call the new neighbors?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I live three houses down from you. This is not
a prank call. My name is Clayton. I'm the neighborhood's
only mollusk. Yes, And where is my brother?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, I'm I'm trying to a little bit worried here.
Do you I mean, do you really think that you're
a crab?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Of course I don't think I'm a crab. Okay, I
know I'm a crab.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh? Why are you laughing at me?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, I'm just gonna come over. I'm just gonna come over.
I'm gonna come over and then I'm gonna find my
brother Curtis.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Uh Nope, nope, nope. Do you do not come over here?
Do not come to my house.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
If you come to my house, I'm going to call
the police.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you sound like a freaking weirdo? Okay, we'll fine.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Then I'll let you know that your husband, Jeffrey said
you up for a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh my god, this is actually.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Jewbile from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I listen to you all the time. My god, are
you serious?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah? He said that you went crabbing the other day,
and for some reason I decided to call you as
a crab looking for his brother Curtis.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I really was, like I thought some crazy Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We thought every morning with the two Bull Phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the Twenties only.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Hello. It's Eddie and I need you to come pick
it up? What Hello? It's Eddie? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, what I need you to come pick it up?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Come pick what up? What are you talking about? My
name is Eddie? Hello? Okay, yeah, hello Eddie.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't like what do you need me to come
pick up?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm calling from with a package for.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
A a Maggie.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, yeah, there is a package that I'm waiting for.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Your package for three days now and you haven't picked
it up yet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I stay here in my living room and I'm tempted
to open it because you haven't come pick it up yet.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Why is it in your living room? Because I ordered
a package, it should be delivered to me.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I looked in the thing.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The shipping said that it was like delayed two days,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Been at my house for two days now, sitting there
and I have half a mind to open it up.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Why the is it at your house? I picked I
got it to be delivered here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Listen, I've been driving for this company for probably longer
than you've been alive.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh, try to find your address. But the GPS lady
won't shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
When I'm trying to drive, so I had to turn
it off and I couldn't find your house.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, well it needs to be delivered to my house.
I'm waiting for that.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's like I'm waiting for you to come pick it up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
App No, I will not come pick it up.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
That's not how this worked. Like I paid for the services,
it should be delivered to my house. That's why I
paid what I.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Paid it got stairs too.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What do you mean I have please?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Please just I don't care. I do not.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you kidding me? This?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I am, Oh my god, I need that package. It's
already late. I pay for the services. It should be
delivered here. I don't care who you are or if
you don't want to walk up or down to I
do not care. You need to get the package to
me now.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you want me to open?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No? I oh, I'm like, oh my god, let me
see if I understand. It's like you're saying that you
can't deliver the package because you're too old, that you
can't like find the address, you don't want to walk
up the stairs like you're so you're blaming it on
your age.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
All these young kids ordering packages online expect them to
be delivered right to their door. Back when I was
young and we got a package, we had to go
pick it up. We had to walk uphill both ways,
sometimes in the snow or a windstorm, and you guys
just expect to be handed to you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
No, this is I don't even know why, Like, you
need to get that package to me right now.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I got.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I do not give you need to get that package
to me. This cannot be like, this is not real
right now, Like I do not understand. This is ridiculous,
Like I have never dealt.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
With some people.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'll make a deal with you, okay, what I'll deliver
this package to your door, and I'll walk up those stairs.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Right like you should if.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You rub my legs when I get up there, because
they're going to be hurting.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's the I will not This is insane. I'm going
to call your company. This is like I cannot even
believe this is happening right now. You should have fired
so long. This is inane.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Fine, I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call. Then,
what do you what?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What do you mean? It's a prank call?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh you've been waiting on a package to be delivered.
It's like three days later now, and you wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh my god, okay, all right, Oh my Gonda. Seriously,
I was I was about ready to really go off
on this side.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I cannot believe that
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We thought that every morning with a Jubolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties
He's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on maybe six seven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, where is he?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I think that you have the wrong number. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Definitely don't have the wrong number. Where is he? What
have you got in the basement? What are you doing
with him?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Where is who?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Who is your brother? Is your name Ceci? Yes? Yep?
And you just moved in to street? Yeah, how do
you know?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Where? Where is it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Where is who? My brother? You kidnapped him the other day.
I did not kidnap anyone you have. I don't know
how you go my number. I did not kidnap anyone,
So I can't help you. D take my brother? Where
is he?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Who are you? My name is Clayton.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
My name is Clayton, and I'm a crab And you
were crabbing the other day and you took my brother?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Where is he? Where's Curtis? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Was it a joke when you pried Curtis's claws out
of my clauset took him from me?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, it's not a joke. Where's my brother? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If your claws were around Curtis's clause, then I would
have eaten the queue so be able to have this
conversation with me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I promised my mom I would find him. Where's Curtis?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, so you're a crab and you're calling me king crab.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
My name's Clayton, and my brother's name is Curtis. And
the other day you were crabbing and you picked up Curtis,
and I told my mom, Cassandra, that I would find him.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So where is he?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, Curtis, I'm really sorry to tell you that your
brother has been boiled and eaten.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
If you want to end up with him, we've got
plenty of room for more in the pot.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not coming over there, no way.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, my name is Clayton, and obviously I'm sorry to
break it to you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I am not a I'm not a crab. No, yes,
sorry about that. I am. Actually I live a few
houses down.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
From you, so that's how I got your phone number
from your neighbor. And uh yeah, I do need to
speak with you though about something involving the crab.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, how can I help you? I am a crab?
Why are you laughing at me? This is not a joke.
Where's my brother? You're ridiculous? Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Why are you laughing at me? Do you know how
hard it was to dial your phone number with my clause?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Are you really my neighbor is?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Do you prank call the new neighbors?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I live three houses down from you. This is not
a prank call. My name is Clayton. I'm the neighborhood's
only mollusk. Yes, And where is my brother?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, I'm I'm trying to a little bit worried here.
Do you I mean, do you really think that you're
a crab?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Of course I don't think I'm a crab. Okay, I
know I'm a crab.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh? Why are you laughing at me?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, I'm just gonna come over. I'm just gonna come over.
I'm gonna come over and then I'm gonna find my
brother Curtis.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Uh Nope, nope, nope. Do you do not come over here?
Do not come to my house.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
If you come to my house, I'm going to call
the police.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do you sound like a freaking weirdo? Okay, we'll fine.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Then I'll let you know that your husband, Jeffrey said
you up for a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh my god, this is actually.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Jewbile from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I listen to you all the time. My god, are
you serious?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah? He said that you went crabbing the other day,
and for some reason I decided to call you as
a crab looking for his brother Curtis.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I really was, like I thought some crazy Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We thought every morning with the two Bull Phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the Twenties only.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Hello. It's Eddie and I need you to come pick
it up? What Hello? It's Eddie? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, what I need you to come pick it up?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Come pick what up? What are you talking about? My
name is Eddie? Hello? Okay, yeah, hello Eddie.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't like what do you need me to come
pick up?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm calling from with a package for.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
A a Maggie.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, yeah, there is a package that I'm waiting for.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Your package for three days now and you haven't picked
it up yet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I stay here in my living room and I'm tempted
to open it because you haven't come pick it up yet.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Why is it in your living room? Because I ordered
a package, it should be delivered to me.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I looked in the thing.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The shipping said that it was like delayed two days,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Been at my house for two days now, sitting there
and I have half a mind to open it up.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Why the is it at your house? I picked I
got it to be delivered here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Listen, I've been driving for this company for probably longer
than you've been alive.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh, try to find your address. But the GPS lady
won't shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
When I'm trying to drive, so I had to turn
it off and I couldn't find your house.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, well it needs to be delivered to my house.
I'm waiting for that.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's like I'm waiting for you to come pick it up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
App No, I will not come pick it up.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
That's not how this worked. Like I paid for the services,
it should be delivered to my house. That's why I
paid what I.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Paid it got stairs too.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What do you mean I have please?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Please just I don't care. I do not.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you kidding me? This?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I am, Oh my god, I need that package. It's
already late. I pay for the services. It should be
delivered here. I don't care who you are or if
you don't want to walk up or down to I
do not care. You need to get the package to
me now.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you want me to open?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
No? I oh, I'm like, oh my god, let me
see if I understand. It's like you're saying that you
can't deliver the package because you're too old, that you
can't like find the address, you don't want to walk
up the stairs like you're so you're blaming it on
your age.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
All these young kids ordering packages online expect them to
be delivered right to their door. Back when I was
young and we got a package, we had to go
pick it up. We had to walk uphill both ways,
sometimes in the snow or a windstorm, and you guys
just expect to be handed to you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
No, this is I don't even know why, Like, you
need to get that package to me right now.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I got.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I do not give you need to get that package
to me. This cannot be like, this is not real
right now, Like I do not understand. This is ridiculous,
Like I have never dealt.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
With some people.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'll make a deal with you, okay, what I'll deliver
this package to your door, and I'll walk up those stairs.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Right like you should if.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You rub my legs when I get up there, because
they're going to be hurting.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's the I will not This is insane. I'm going
to call your company. This is like I cannot even
believe this is happening right now. You should have fired
so long. This is inane.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Fine, I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call. Then,
what do you what?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What do you mean? It's a prank call?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh you've been waiting on a package to be delivered.
It's like three days later now, and you wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh my god, okay, all right, Oh my Gonda. Seriously,
I was I was about ready to really go off
on this side.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I cannot believe that
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We thought that every morning with a Jubolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties
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