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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six to seven.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Kiss that then, Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins.
I'm looking for a somebody named Lou.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Hello Lou.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hi, Why are you calling?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm calling because I have quite the bone to pick
with you, Ye little rat?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
What? Yeah? You ratted me out?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Do I know you?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You should know me because you got me fired. So yeah,
I think you should know me.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Okay, I don't recall getting anyone fired. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Oh, let me just take your memory for a little
bit of a job. Then, Hi, you want to go
for a little bit of a jography. You want to
go for a little jog dumb memory lane, just a
little jaunt, little jog. Huh yeah, your fitbeet on. Yeah,
your Apple watch with the pedometer stuff on it.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Huh. You want to go for the little jog down
memory lane with me, just a little jog.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I mean it sounds like we're going to so oh I.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Guess yeah, yeah, because I got nothing but time now,
nothing but time. Because you were at the movie theater
the other day and you complained about me to my bosses,
and because of that, I was fired. I grabbed your
phone number and your information on the way out so
I could have this phone call.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
H Okay, I think you have things a little confused.
I didn't complain about anyone who worked at the movie.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Theater, Yes he did, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, No, I.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Went to the movies and someone was being incredibly rude
and loud.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Right behind me and my friends, so we couldn't enjoy
the movie.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
So I complained about that, like.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I was having an important conversation, just so you know
what I said. I was having an important conversation.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay, because I just heard someone very loudly saying, who
is that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Who is that girl? What's going on here?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Because they missed like the first five minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yes, because yes, I missed the first couple of minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I was getting caught up.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Like I said, I was having an important conversation, and
then you had to get up and go tell my bosses,
and I got fired. I was a few minutes late
because I was working concessions and I had to get
somebody popcorn, and then we're trying to get caught up
on the movie, and then all of a sudden, my
managers are dragging me out and I'm fired.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Okay, well, I didn't know that you were there, but
I mean, you should have known if you work there,
that it's really rude to talk at full I was
caught out in the middle of a movie. I was
trying to watch a movie.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I was also trying to watch a movie. I didn't
even get to see the end of the movie. Unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I had a customer asked for some popcorn at the
concessions dan, and it took a little too long and
I missed the beginning.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Wait, you were watching the movie when you were supposed
to be working.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Exactly and you ratted me out and I got fired.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, I don't see how you're blaming me.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
You're the one who like blew off your job to
go watch a movie and be loud like me and
my friend were not alone and thinking that you were
being completely obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It was like the entire row, and the row in
front of me and the row in.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Front of them. I was getting caught up.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, of course you're gonna get fired, are you
an idiot?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You were supposed to.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Be working concessions and you blew that off to go
watch a movie and be obnoxious in the middle of it. Now,
what else do you want? It's not like I have
all day for this.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Well I was. I was calling just to ask you
how the ending was.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You have got to be kidding. No, I didn't get.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
To see it. I thought, I just, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Like, you know, give you a little crap about getting
me fired and all that, But I didn't see the ending.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So I just really want to know what happened.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, I'm not telling you the ending of the movie.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Come on, why would I do that.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
You've ruined it for me, and now you're calling me
up and harassing me on my day off.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh what would you want to go to the movies
and it's your day off?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I got nothing of my days off.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Now I'm not going to the movies with you.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're a jerk.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually a Jewbel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
brank on you and your buddy Donovan set you up.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh no, you totally this obnoxious person.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
You said, you guys are at the movies the other
day and you complained about somebody talking loudly, and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We both I mean we both did.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
It was me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I don't even sound like you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
We thought every morning with a jewbol phone Prenks weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another juwbile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Preank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Kiss that then, Hello, I've got your things. Hello, Hi,
I've got all your things?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
You go.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh, hi Connor. My name is Juniper, and I'm calling
from Airlines Items Resolution and Recovery Team. And you recently
lost a piece of luggage on one of our flights,
didn't you.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah, yeah, I did, Yes, And I have.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Some good news and some bad news for you. If
you'd like to let me know which one you would
like first, I'll deliver it. Uh. Oh, bad news first, Okay, Yes,
I knew you were going to say that. Oftentimes people
(05:11):
like to receive the bad before the good. Well, the
bad news and I'm so sorry to inform you of this,
but your luggage was unfortunately ruined, destroyed my two thousand
small little pieces on the tarmac. It met its ultimate
(05:37):
demise on the tarmac. It was hit by a luggage cart.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
And oh my luggage was hit by Yes, yes it
was destroyed when it luggage cart ran over your bag
and demolished it on the time.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But the good new noise that I'll give you is
that all of your items, they were all recovered and
are doing well. And see.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Oh okay, well that's so I've taken care of.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Ok you're not home right now, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Sorry you're not at your house right now? Oh okay,
how do you know that? Oh? I stopped by to
deliver your items and you're not there, and I noticed
that you weren't outside of the house or in the
(06:48):
house or in your bedroom. So I decided to go
ahead and makeing a little more of a personal delivery
since I've grown so attached to your clothing or you're.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Dealing dude, or why you're leg you you sound like alert,
like I don't know why you're on my property and
not calling me.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I've left your property. Yes, I've left your property because
I knew that you weren't there, and so I've decided
to do a little more of a personal delivery. So
the items are in the trunk of your car. I
you what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
The items are in the trunk of my car.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I was able to deliver them to the trunk of
your car.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
You were able to deliver them to the trunk of
my car? And how were you able to do that? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You know, just some things that I've learned along the
way of how to get into certain places. Anyway, they're
all here. We're all here, and we await your arrival
so that the delivery can be made.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
So you're waiting for my arrival. And it's trunk of
my car, and.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You're at your desk right now. But me and your
items are all warm and comfy and the back good
here be waiting for you.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Okay, Dad, I don't know who you are. You're telling
me you're in the trunk of my car, like I'm
about to call the police, dude, because you're creeping me thet.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
If we could not call the police, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't need I would appreciate if you were in
a trunk of my car.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Hey, Connor, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prik on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Oh, it's a joke.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
She said that you lost your luggage recently and when
you guys are on vacation and she wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh wait, thought every morning with a two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties