August 13, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of absurdity in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First, Jubal calls Amber to let her know that her car—dropped off for a simple brake job—has been invaded by a family of raccoons. Not only are they honking the horn and eating the seats, but they somehow manage to start the car and drive off! Amber’s reaction is priceless as she spirals into disbelief and rage, only to find out it’s all a prank set up by her boyfriend.
Then, we switch gears to Diana, who gets a call from a lawn care worker with a serious Bluetooth problem. Every time he tries to explain the issue—he crushed a flower—his music keeps blasting through the call. Diana’s patience wears thin as the chaos escalates, leading to one of the most frustrating and hilarious prank reveals ever.
Tune in for non-stop laughs, outrageous scenarios, and the kind of prank calls only Jubal can deliver. Perfect for fans of comedy, morning radio, and anyone who loves a good twist!
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, we switch gears to Diana, who gets a call from a lawn care worker with a serious Bluetooth problem. Every time he tries to explain the issue—he crushed a flower—his music keeps blasting through the call. Diana’s patience wears thin as the chaos escalates, leading to one of the most frustrating and hilarious prank reveals ever.
Tune in for non-stop laughs, outrageous scenarios, and the kind of prank calls only Jubal can deliver. Perfect for fans of comedy, morning radio, and anyone who loves a good twist!
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another do will phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only onety six seven. Hello, Hi, this is Petecons.
I'm calling from Gotta Works. I was looking for Amber,
who's car is in here getting the brakes done?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is her.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi, Amber, I'm calling to talk to you about something
because we've got a bit of an issue with your car.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like mocking, Wait, what's going on? I'm sorry, it's
honking the horn even.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's my car in the background.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, going on with my car?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well okay, well, oh my, what is it do there?
I'm so sorry. So last night over night one of
our texts left a candy bar in the back and
the windows down.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So yeah, okay, what are you trying to?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, we got a family of raccoons that's currently in
your car tearing.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It to pieces. What's going Yeah, my car?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You got there's raccoons in my mark.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's like, I don't know how the horns muted in that, Like,
what are they doing? They're they're honking the horn there,
I don't Yeah, there's a family raccoons in there. We
can't get them out, and so they're like.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hold on, hold on, honk, I dropped my car up
like a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Just get my brakes done.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Now that there's raccoons in my car and my hornse
going off. Yeah, at least change in the interior. Yeah,
and you're not paying for this, and you're gonna pay
for this?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well? Uh, I mean, I I just don't know what
to do. Have you ever? I'm wondering if you can
come down here and maybe coax them out.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You want me to come down there?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know. I mean, do you have any advice
on how to get raccoons out of a car? Because
I do know.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's why I dropped my car up, because I don't
know how to do they do that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
They they're eating the seat, they're eating the seats.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm just that, like, I'm not a I'm just in
disbelief that this is happening.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean, imagine me when I showed up to work
and I, you know, I went to the car. I
saw the windows open, and I looked in and they's
just like raccoon almost spit my face off, do you know?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, Well, I don't really care about that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
In your face or the raccoon. I care about my car,
and what I want to know is she's the text
that Why is there a candy bar in my back seat?
No one should be eating in my car.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
You should be working on my break.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, they started at all. I don't know
how they even go. You must have left the keys.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That doesn't make any sense, like raccoons don't. Oh my god,
they do have something still they wait, but you need
to get an extinguished a fire extinguisher or a hose
and spray them out or get them out of my car.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
When they started, Oh my god, it's rolling, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my goodness, I don't know if you heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh boy, Like, what just happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What's your name again?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Pete? Pete?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What just happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, it seems as though they were able to start
it and put it in drive.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I'm not paying for this?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is my car? Did? Did the rections just total my car?
At your stupid unprofessional body shop where you hire dumb
people that don't even know how to roll up a
window and are eating in my car. That's extremely unprofessional.
I can't believe you guys are in business and I'm
not paying for this. If you ruin my car not
paying for.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This, well then I'll just let you know it's a
phone prank. Then what this is? Actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend?
Say you have you see me?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my, I like a sweating bullets right here, wedding bullets.
I'm about to go to a meeting? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is that? Your car is in the shop and I
just wanted to mess with you And I don't think
raccoons are eating the seats and driving it anywhere, So
I think you're fine.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh well, I hope not, but I feel like nothing.
Even if something does go wrong, nothing could be worse.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Than this phone call.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh my, gosh, gosh, No, we thought every morning with
a Jubol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is
another Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six seven,
Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, hear you?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hello? I was looking for from cat problem. Hi can
you hello? I'm so sorry? Yes, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Your music's very loud.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't know who is this again?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh, I'm so sorry about this. Sometimes my bluetooth speaker
I cannot control it. It just comes on. So I
think it must have been on playing the bluetooth playing
my music while I was talking.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Okay, that's whatever, that's fine, it's good now.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So I'm sorry. What is the figure?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
My name is Heinrich, and I am calling from Blonde
Care and we are having a problem that I must
speak with you about because normally at this time you're
supposed to be doing your lawn care.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hello, we're already having a problem. Your music again?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Is the blue too is back on?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, I'm so sorry one moment, just hello.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You turn your music?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Hi, If you just turn your music off, the bleachers
will no longer be affected by it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It just keeps coming on. Sometimes when I'm trying to
make a phone call.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Your music keeps coming on.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, music off.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
If you turn it off.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It will come on and then, like if you'll be
talking on my phone and then the music and the
bluetooth will come on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, So I'm not.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Here to troubleshoot your bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You're calling me about.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is a problem that you've had a very big problem
with your lawn cat today, and so I'm calling to
see if I can go over.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yes, you can come up. Wait, what is the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Is back on one moment? Yes,
I'm so sorry. I turned it off. My bluetooth is
not off.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Not your blue shoote.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's the music.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Turn the music off.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, the music. I'm trying to talk. So I'm listening
to a music like.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Did you call me to talk about your blue stooth
or are you calling me about something else?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, if you have a problem at your with your
lawn cast service, a major problem. But sometimes when I
am work, and when I'm doing the lawn, when I'm
doing the mowing and the mulching and the cutting and
the bruning, sometimes I'm listening to music. And so sometimes
right now.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Right now, turn it off.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm so sorry. Okay, I think I have got the music.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Are you are you mulching, pruning, doing any of that
right now?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
You're on your phone. You're making a phone call.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So then therefore you should not have your music on. Okay,
So please turn it off and please tell me what
the problem is. What kind of problem could I possibly
be having with my lawn.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, we did the lawn car today, all of the
lawn car. But then once we were done, we noticed
a huge problem.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh my god, you do you have annoying it and
every let me say there's a problem, and you don't
come me what the problem is.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
But then your music comes on. Your music keeps disrupting
me right when you tell me what the problem is,
so I cannot hear what the problem is.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Do you want to do you want call me back
or if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
To just come in?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Did you say your pots to come back another time?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No? No, I want to know what the problem. Hey,
I'm a god.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'm about to hang up. Okay, you've got two seconds
to get your bluetooe figured out and tell me what
the problem is it. Is this something that's gonna cost money?
Is it something that you just need to fix? Do
you need to come back out? Like, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I accidentally stepped on a flower? Is that?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Oh my god, you're calling me about a flower. So
you step on a flower and you're calling me and
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, I accidentally crushed a flower.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
No, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, I don't care. I cannot believe you just put
me call me.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, not with the music you step on a flower.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is actually Jebel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh what she.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Said that you have people come to your line every
couple of weeks and you wanted to mess with you today.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Oh my god, that was the most frustrating call I
think I have ever.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Tried to handle in my life.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh my god, I'm so good.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We thought every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
Is another do will phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only onety six seven. Hello, Hi, this is Petecons.
I'm calling from Gotta Works. I was looking for Amber,
who's car is in here getting the brakes done?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is her.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi, Amber, I'm calling to talk to you about something
because we've got a bit of an issue with your car.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like mocking, Wait, what's going on? I'm sorry, it's
honking the horn even.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's my car in the background.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, going on with my car?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well okay, well, oh my, what is it do there?
I'm so sorry. So last night over night one of
our texts left a candy bar in the back and
the windows down.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So yeah, okay, what are you trying to?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, we got a family of raccoons that's currently in
your car tearing.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It to pieces. What's going Yeah, my car?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You got there's raccoons in my mark.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's like, I don't know how the horns muted in that, Like,
what are they doing? They're they're honking the horn there,
I don't Yeah, there's a family raccoons in there. We
can't get them out, and so they're like.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hold on, hold on, honk, I dropped my car up
like a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Just get my brakes done.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Now that there's raccoons in my car and my hornse
going off. Yeah, at least change in the interior. Yeah,
and you're not paying for this, and you're gonna pay
for this?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well? Uh, I mean, I I just don't know what
to do. Have you ever? I'm wondering if you can
come down here and maybe coax them out.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You want me to come down there?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know. I mean, do you have any advice
on how to get raccoons out of a car? Because
I do know.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's why I dropped my car up, because I don't
know how to do they do that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
They they're eating the seat, they're eating the seats.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm just that, like, I'm not a I'm just in
disbelief that this is happening.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean, imagine me when I showed up to work
and I, you know, I went to the car. I
saw the windows open, and I looked in and they's
just like raccoon almost spit my face off, do you know?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, Well, I don't really care about that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
In your face or the raccoon. I care about my car,
and what I want to know is she's the text
that Why is there a candy bar in my back seat?
No one should be eating in my car.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
You should be working on my break.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, they started at all. I don't know
how they even go. You must have left the keys.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That doesn't make any sense, like raccoons don't. Oh my god,
they do have something still they wait, but you need
to get an extinguished a fire extinguisher or a hose
and spray them out or get them out of my car.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
When they started, Oh my god, it's rolling, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my goodness, I don't know if you heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh boy, Like, what just happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What's your name again?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Pete? Pete?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What just happened to my car?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, it seems as though they were able to start
it and put it in drive.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I'm not paying for this?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is my car? Did? Did the rections just total my car?
At your stupid unprofessional body shop where you hire dumb
people that don't even know how to roll up a
window and are eating in my car. That's extremely unprofessional.
I can't believe you guys are in business and I'm
not paying for this. If you ruin my car not
paying for.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This, well then I'll just let you know it's a
phone prank. Then what this is? Actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend?
Say you have you see me?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my, I like a sweating bullets right here, wedding bullets.
I'm about to go to a meeting? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is that? Your car is in the shop and I
just wanted to mess with you And I don't think
raccoons are eating the seats and driving it anywhere, So
I think you're fine.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh well, I hope not, but I feel like nothing.
Even if something does go wrong, nothing could be worse.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Than this phone call.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh my, gosh, gosh, No, we thought every morning with
a Jubol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is
another Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six seven,
Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, hear you?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hello? I was looking for from cat problem. Hi can
you hello? I'm so sorry? Yes, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Your music's very loud.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't know who is this again?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh, I'm so sorry about this. Sometimes my bluetooth speaker
I cannot control it. It just comes on. So I
think it must have been on playing the bluetooth playing
my music while I was talking.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Okay, that's whatever, that's fine, it's good now.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So I'm sorry. What is the figure?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
My name is Heinrich, and I am calling from Blonde
Care and we are having a problem that I must
speak with you about because normally at this time you're
supposed to be doing your lawn care.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hello, we're already having a problem. Your music again?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Is the blue too is back on?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, I'm so sorry one moment, just hello.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You turn your music?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Hi, If you just turn your music off, the bleachers
will no longer be affected by it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It just keeps coming on. Sometimes when I'm trying to
make a phone call.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Your music keeps coming on.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, music off.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
If you turn it off.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It will come on and then, like if you'll be
talking on my phone and then the music and the
bluetooth will come on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, So I'm not.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Here to troubleshoot your bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You're calling me about.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is a problem that you've had a very big problem
with your lawn cat today, and so I'm calling to
see if I can go over.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yes, you can come up. Wait, what is the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Is back on one moment? Yes,
I'm so sorry. I turned it off. My bluetooth is
not off.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Not your blue shoote.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's the music.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Turn the music off.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, the music. I'm trying to talk. So I'm listening
to a music like.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Did you call me to talk about your blue stooth
or are you calling me about something else?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, if you have a problem at your with your
lawn cast service, a major problem. But sometimes when I
am work, and when I'm doing the lawn, when I'm
doing the mowing and the mulching and the cutting and
the bruning, sometimes I'm listening to music. And so sometimes
right now.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Right now, turn it off.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm so sorry. Okay, I think I have got the music.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Are you are you mulching, pruning, doing any of that
right now?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
You're on your phone. You're making a phone call.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So then therefore you should not have your music on. Okay,
So please turn it off and please tell me what
the problem is. What kind of problem could I possibly
be having with my lawn.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, we did the lawn car today, all of the
lawn car. But then once we were done, we noticed
a huge problem.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh my god, you do you have annoying it and
every let me say there's a problem, and you don't
come me what the problem is.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
But then your music comes on. Your music keeps disrupting
me right when you tell me what the problem is,
so I cannot hear what the problem is.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Do you want to do you want call me back
or if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
To just come in?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Did you say your pots to come back another time?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No? No, I want to know what the problem. Hey,
I'm a god.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'm about to hang up. Okay, you've got two seconds
to get your bluetooe figured out and tell me what
the problem is it. Is this something that's gonna cost money?
Is it something that you just need to fix? Do
you need to come back out? Like, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I accidentally stepped on a flower? Is that?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Oh my god, you're calling me about a flower. So
you step on a flower and you're calling me and
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, I accidentally crushed a flower.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
No, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, I don't care. I cannot believe you just put
me call me.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, not with the music you step on a flower.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is actually Jebel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh what she.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Said that you have people come to your line every
couple of weeks and you wanted to mess with you today.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Oh my god, that was the most frustrating call I
think I have ever.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Tried to handle in my life.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh my god, I'm so good.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We thought every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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