October 3, 2025 • 9 mins
In this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show, Jubal takes things to a whole new level of absurdity when he calls a newly opened bar owner with a bizarre complaint: the service was too good, leading to a drunken night, public indecency, and an $850 fine! The prank escalates quickly as “Pete Ekins” threatens protests with hardened felons and demands compensation for his wild night. But the chaos doesn’t stop there...
Later, Jubal targets a frustrated customer waiting for her cable installation. Instead of help, she gets hold music, sizzling bacon, and a manager who’s more interested in feeding birds than fixing her Wi-Fi. It’s customer service gone completely off the rails!
Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Subscribe, rate, and share to never miss a prank that’ll leave you laughing out loud!
Later, Jubal targets a frustrated customer waiting for her cable installation. Instead of help, she gets hold music, sizzling bacon, and a manager who’s more interested in feeding birds than fixing her Wi-Fi. It’s customer service gone completely off the rails!
Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM. Subscribe, rate, and share to never miss a prank that’ll leave you laughing out loud!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Kiss at Them Jay's Bar. This is Jay. How
can I help you?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
How can you help me? You can help me by
getting somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
On the phone that I can talk to who is
in charge over there, because I have a huge complaint.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh all right, Well you are talking to the owner,
proprietor operator. You are talking to the guy. How can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay? Can you do me a favorite? Can you please
put on the owner or a manager.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't appreciate that. Like I said, you are talking
to key.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, So I'm going to report this conversation to your
manager when I finally get them on as well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay. Yeah, so I am the owner and operator. There
is no manager but myself. So whatever your complaint is,
hurry up and lodge it so we can move on
with our day.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So you mean to tell me that the owner of
this bar that just opened by the way in my neighborhood,
you're answering the phones as well.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I am on this day, cowboy?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay? Did you just call me a cowboy?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I did? Are you hard of hearing?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I am not, but I do have a complaint, and
I am a customer while I was a customer there
the other night.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Aha, what is the complaint?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
My complaint is that you and your establishment owes me
eight hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because the service was very good, by the way, very
almost too good. Actually not almost too good, it was
completely too good. My problem is they were too attentive,
and I would not have gotten so drunk if they
were a little less attentive. And because of that, after
I left your establishment, I ended up taking off my
(01:58):
pants in the middle of the street and wading quite
a scene, and I was arrested for a decent exposure.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I spent the night in the holding.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Cell, and I received a ticket and a fine for
eight hundred and fifty dollars of which you are entitled today.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wait, you're saying it's my fault. You can't hold your
liquor and you took your pants off indecent exposure in public.
You're saying that's my.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Fault, Yes, and I can hold my liquor. I did
not puke or anything. I was just way too tipsy
after eating at your establishment, like I said, and I
would not have normally gone out and taken my pants
off at the middle of the street and started dancing
around like I was.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It sounds like you make poor choices and don't exercise
your pre will correctly. So you know, lawyer up if
you want.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, I'm going to do more than that, all right,
find you asked for it, then, if you asked for it,
prepare for the storm, my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The storm. What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What I mean is I met a bunch of new
friends that night when I was in the big house.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Until I get my fine paid, me and my new
buddies are going to be protesting outside of your establishment
in business with a bunch of hardened felons protested outside, Sucker.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Look, dude, I've had enough for your If you want
to bring your drunk buddies hum jail over to protest,
that's fine. You'll be met with off duty firemen, off
duty cops and they will bash your faces in, so
good luck.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What's your name? I'm gonna write this down so I
remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Please do write it down and remember it, Sucker, my
name is peked p E T E say a loud
and proud eakins e E K I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
N S pt e Ken.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes, remember that name, Sucker. Who who the is this?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Nobody's name p Dkin's shut the who is this?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
My name is Peedekins Low Pedikins.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm going to trace this number.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Melissa set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What it's a joke, she said, her creative But like
she said, you just opened a bar and she wanted
to say congratulations on the grand opening the other day.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh thank yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The hell of a way to say congratulations, we thought.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Every morning with a Jewbol Phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on
the twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hello, Yeah, it's a great day of cable. This is Pekins.
I was looking for our customer, Rech. I know that
we've gotten a couple of phone calls from you, and
it seems that you've been missing the uh, the person
that install your cable and get y' all set up
and good to go in your new place.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, I haven't been missing. They haven't been showing up.
They've been there. Who No, I didn't miss them.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I was home, I was available that people never showed up,
and I've been calling you multiple times to see what
the deal is, what the problem is. And I'm right
upset by this because I need my WiFi. You know,
I haven't had WiFi all month. What's the problem, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I can tell you're upset, and I'm so sorry about that.
Let me put you on a brief hold. We'll make
sure that you get set up by the end of
this phone call, because that is unacceptable. All right, all right,
put you on a brief hold real quick, and I'll
be right back with you.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Humpty dumpty. Sat on my counter, Humpty dumpty. I had
a great fall, dumpy. Hello my tummy?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
What hello?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What is that? What is happening?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hello? Hello, there can buddy excuse.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Me breaking buddies ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What is happening? Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
It sounds like you're cooking.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, I am cooking along, Yeah, cooking along. Getting it
all resolved for you. I'm gonna put you right back
on hold. Okay, frying can got what? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hung?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I could hear you cooking? What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Are you going to fix the problems.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you going to set up my internet?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, and hello?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I cannot believe this.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I want to fix your manager right now, because this
is truly one of.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The most ridiculous experiences I've ever had to deal with,
and you're not even helping me at all. Instead, you're
like sitting there cooking breakfast and singing to your eggs
like a weirdo. You think I want to hear that?
That's not how you do customer service?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What kind of job?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
How did you even get this job?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, that's a very good point.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm going to transfer you along if I could interest
you to do a real quick customer satisfaction review survey
for me.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You don't want to hear what I have to say?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, good point. I'm going to send you along to
a manager. How about that they'll help you out?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Hello, this is the manager. My name is Teddbde. How
can I help? What is going on over there?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I have one guy leaving me on hold, cooking eggs and.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Singing singing to his breakfast.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What is the problem? I don't understand. I need my
internet hooked up. You guys act like you're going to
help me and It's the worst customer service.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Experience I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
As you said that, one of our employees put you
on hold but was making eggs and breakfast.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Is that what you're saying, Yes, yeah, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I could hear sizzling eggs, bacon, you name it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I heard it all.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The guy was cooking breakfast and singing.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
To his eggs. And that's what I have to deal
with when I just need internet.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm so sorry I would to.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Go to another provider.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
This is absurd, well completely understandable.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Now, urge the company that you're running.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, that is what I'm thinking here in what you
just told me, because that is highly unaccepted. But what
kind of company are we running here? Nobody should be
doing that on a customer service phone call. That It's
just ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Now, how did this.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Person get hired in the first place? Now, are you
gonna help me or are you gonna put me on hold?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And took some eggs as well.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I do need to place here on a brief hold,
but I will not be cooking eggs, that is for sure.
But I need to just get some information from you,
and then since I'm the manager, I have to pull
up your account and stuff like that. So I'm gonna
put you on hold and I will be talking to
that employee later on trust on that. Okay, So sorry
about this. So I'm just gonna place here on a
brief hold and I will be right back with you.
(08:34):
I'm gonna get that dealt with. And I can't believe
that's ridiculous. I just got to check on the birdies.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Everything you're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Hi, you idiot, I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Hello, Yes, yes, Hello, it is Reese.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, this is Reese.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
And cancel my service right now. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Okay, Well, in that case, I'll just let you know
it's a prank phone calling.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What hey, this is actually Jubeil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and no your friends
samand to set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's a joke. She said that you've been trying to
do something like that. She said, you've been trying to get.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said, you've been trying to get kable in any place
and they keep messing up, and she wanted to mess
with you. We thought every morning with a Jubol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
He's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Kiss at Them Jay's Bar. This is Jay. How
can I help you?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
How can you help me? You can help me by
getting somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
On the phone that I can talk to who is
in charge over there, because I have a huge complaint.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh all right, Well you are talking to the owner,
proprietor operator. You are talking to the guy. How can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay? Can you do me a favorite? Can you please
put on the owner or a manager.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't appreciate that. Like I said, you are talking
to key.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, So I'm going to report this conversation to your
manager when I finally get them on as well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay. Yeah, so I am the owner and operator. There
is no manager but myself. So whatever your complaint is,
hurry up and lodge it so we can move on
with our day.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So you mean to tell me that the owner of
this bar that just opened by the way in my neighborhood,
you're answering the phones as well.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I am on this day, cowboy?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay? Did you just call me a cowboy?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I did? Are you hard of hearing?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I am not, but I do have a complaint, and
I am a customer while I was a customer there
the other night.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Aha, what is the complaint?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
My complaint is that you and your establishment owes me
eight hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because the service was very good, by the way, very
almost too good. Actually not almost too good, it was
completely too good. My problem is they were too attentive,
and I would not have gotten so drunk if they
were a little less attentive. And because of that, after
I left your establishment, I ended up taking off my
(01:58):
pants in the middle of the street and wading quite
a scene, and I was arrested for a decent exposure.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I spent the night in the holding.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Cell, and I received a ticket and a fine for
eight hundred and fifty dollars of which you are entitled today.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wait, you're saying it's my fault. You can't hold your
liquor and you took your pants off indecent exposure in public.
You're saying that's my.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Fault, Yes, and I can hold my liquor. I did
not puke or anything. I was just way too tipsy
after eating at your establishment, like I said, and I
would not have normally gone out and taken my pants
off at the middle of the street and started dancing
around like I was.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It sounds like you make poor choices and don't exercise
your pre will correctly. So you know, lawyer up if
you want.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, I'm going to do more than that, all right,
find you asked for it, then, if you asked for it,
prepare for the storm, my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The storm. What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What I mean is I met a bunch of new
friends that night when I was in the big house.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Until I get my fine paid, me and my new
buddies are going to be protesting outside of your establishment
in business with a bunch of hardened felons protested outside, Sucker.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Look, dude, I've had enough for your If you want
to bring your drunk buddies hum jail over to protest,
that's fine. You'll be met with off duty firemen, off
duty cops and they will bash your faces in, so
good luck.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What's your name? I'm gonna write this down so I
remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Please do write it down and remember it, Sucker, my
name is peked p E T E say a loud
and proud eakins e E K I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
N S pt e Ken.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes, remember that name, Sucker. Who who the is this?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Nobody's name p Dkin's shut the who is this?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
My name is Peedekins Low Pedikins.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm going to trace this number.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Melissa set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What it's a joke, she said, her creative But like
she said, you just opened a bar and she wanted
to say congratulations on the grand opening the other day.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh thank yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The hell of a way to say congratulations, we thought.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Every morning with a Jewbol Phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on
the twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Hello, Yeah, it's a great day of cable. This is Pekins.
I was looking for our customer, Rech. I know that
we've gotten a couple of phone calls from you, and
it seems that you've been missing the uh, the person
that install your cable and get y' all set up
and good to go in your new place.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, I haven't been missing. They haven't been showing up.
They've been there. Who No, I didn't miss them.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I was home, I was available that people never showed up,
and I've been calling you multiple times to see what
the deal is, what the problem is. And I'm right
upset by this because I need my WiFi. You know,
I haven't had WiFi all month. What's the problem, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I can tell you're upset, and I'm so sorry about that.
Let me put you on a brief hold. We'll make
sure that you get set up by the end of
this phone call, because that is unacceptable. All right, all right,
put you on a brief hold real quick, and I'll
be right back with you.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Humpty dumpty. Sat on my counter, Humpty dumpty. I had
a great fall, dumpy. Hello my tummy?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
What hello?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What is that? What is happening?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hello? Hello, there can buddy excuse.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Me breaking buddies ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What is happening? Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
It sounds like you're cooking.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, I am cooking along, Yeah, cooking along. Getting it
all resolved for you. I'm gonna put you right back
on hold. Okay, frying can got what? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hung?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I could hear you cooking? What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Are you going to fix the problems.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you going to set up my internet?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, and hello?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I cannot believe this.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I want to fix your manager right now, because this
is truly one of.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The most ridiculous experiences I've ever had to deal with,
and you're not even helping me at all. Instead, you're
like sitting there cooking breakfast and singing to your eggs
like a weirdo. You think I want to hear that?
That's not how you do customer service?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What kind of job?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
How did you even get this job?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, that's a very good point.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm going to transfer you along if I could interest
you to do a real quick customer satisfaction review survey
for me.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You don't want to hear what I have to say?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, good point. I'm going to send you along to
a manager. How about that they'll help you out?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Hello, this is the manager. My name is Teddbde. How
can I help? What is going on over there?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I have one guy leaving me on hold, cooking eggs and.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Singing singing to his breakfast.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What is the problem? I don't understand. I need my
internet hooked up. You guys act like you're going to
help me and It's the worst customer service.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Experience I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
As you said that, one of our employees put you
on hold but was making eggs and breakfast.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Is that what you're saying, Yes, yeah, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I could hear sizzling eggs, bacon, you name it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I heard it all.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The guy was cooking breakfast and singing.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
To his eggs. And that's what I have to deal
with when I just need internet.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm so sorry I would to.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Go to another provider.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
This is absurd, well completely understandable.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Now, urge the company that you're running.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, that is what I'm thinking here in what you
just told me, because that is highly unaccepted. But what
kind of company are we running here? Nobody should be
doing that on a customer service phone call. That It's
just ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Now, how did this.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Person get hired in the first place? Now, are you
gonna help me or are you gonna put me on hold?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And took some eggs as well.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I do need to place here on a brief hold,
but I will not be cooking eggs, that is for sure.
But I need to just get some information from you,
and then since I'm the manager, I have to pull
up your account and stuff like that. So I'm gonna
put you on hold and I will be talking to
that employee later on trust on that. Okay, So sorry
about this. So I'm just gonna place here on a
brief hold and I will be right back with you.
(08:34):
I'm gonna get that dealt with. And I can't believe
that's ridiculous. I just got to check on the birdies.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Everything you're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Hi, you idiot, I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Hello, Yes, yes, Hello, it is Reese.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, this is Reese.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
And cancel my service right now. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Okay, Well, in that case, I'll just let you know
it's a prank phone calling.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What hey, this is actually Jubeil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and no your friends
samand to set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's a joke. She said that you've been trying to
do something like that. She said, you've been trying to get.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She said, you've been trying to get kable in any place
and they keep messing up, and she wanted to mess
with you. We thought every morning with a Jubol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
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