December 30, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for two of the wildest phone pranks from The Jubal Show! In this episode, Jubal calls a proud Ducati owner with shocking news: his beloved motorcycle might have been used in a Renaissance joust. Yes, you read that right—wooden swords, grog, and a Ducati lying on its side! Then, Jubal dials up a customer service nightmare, where an elliptical workout collides with a denied TV refund. From jousting disasters to panting customer reps, these pranks will have you laughing out loud.
Tune in for the chaos, the confusion, and the ultimate reveals that make Jubal the king of phone pranks!
Tune in for the chaos, the confusion, and the ultimate reveals that make Jubal the king of phone pranks!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another Jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, this is Trevor. Okay, yeah, so okay, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh oh, I guess I forgot to tell you where
I was calling from. My name is Trevor, and I
work up where your motorcycle is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Parked and stored.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, And by the way, that's a really it's a
very cool motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Just thought i'd tell you that.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, thank you, thankv what's going on, Trevor, I can
help you with.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh, so question for you real quick about your motorcycle?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Uh Is it a motorcycle that can be like parked
on its side?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Or is it one of the ones that has to
stay on two wheels all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
On its side? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know, because like some motorcycles you can just park
them on the side, like lay them down on the
side and then otherwise, No, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There are no motorcycles you can lay on the side.
They have to stay up on wheels. Is my motorcycle
on its side?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh no, no, it's not on its side. But I
just was making sure just you know, because like I'm
new here, just kind of going over.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So you drop my did you drop my Jakati?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Dude? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh? No, I didn't drop them. I mean that's a
heavy motorcycle. I don't think I could lift it up
to drop it, if that's what you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, I didn't mean did you lift it up and
drop it? Did it fall on its side? Oh? Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
So that was like a question with a lot of
different answers.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, so pick one because it sounds like my motorcycle tipped.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Over and you're not doing anything about it.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, okay, so technically, uh, it didn't tip over.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, well technically what did it do? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So I lost and then uh, you know, it's kind
of what happens in those battles, and so like yeah it,
uh it's.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
What what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, So I'll just get to the point because it
sounds like, yeah, okay, So did I tell you already
it's a nice motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I'm new here. And then me and Chad, who
is the other employee here, we were having a renaissance
fair down in the garage, and so we were just
like you know, fighting like sword fighting. You know, we
have our our wood swords that we do the sword
(02:58):
fights with, and.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Then like grog and what are you talking about? What
happened to my motorcycle? Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So have you ever seen like, you know, back in
the medieval times when if they would get on horses
and then they had the long poles?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Trevor, are you jousting with my motorcycle right now? No?
Oh my god, dude, I'm going to kill you. You
you used my motorcycle in a in a renaissance joust
in a parking lot.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, So that sounds bad how you said it, but
uh I.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Thought it doesn't sound bad, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It is bad.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's real bad, real bad for you at that place
ole garage, dude, sewing, I'm suing.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, I do want to let you know that, like
I figured, might not be happy with the fact that, uh,
your motors is like you know, parked on the side
instead of on the wheels.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's not called park that's called wrecked.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, Well, so I would like to make it better.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What how can you how can you make this better?
You're gonna buy me a new gaudio You're gonna lose
your job.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, so I have a vesta? No, I don't want
your vesta?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Which one every jo just it's been in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're idiot, dude. Just I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You're gonna get fired, and I want to talk to
your manager.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Okay, Well, then I'll just say that comes in. I'll
let you know it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Then what this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, she said that you have a motorcycle in storage
and it's your baby and she wanted to mess with you.
Wait thought that every morning with a two voltone weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Kiss that thumb, Come on, Pete.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Push Hello, push Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh hi? Is this hold on one second?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Sorry? Just tell off a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Who Yeah, Hey, this is a Pete Deacons calling from
guy was looking for Rachel.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
She is Rachel. Yes, can I help you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is Pete Deakins. How you doing today. I'm calling
from and uh calling in regards to a TV that
you shipped back to us and we're hoping to get
a return on the TV.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, I'm sorry. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Not much? Having a pretty good day. What's going on
with you?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, well you're just like chanting in my ear just to.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Get a boy. How was your holiday?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
By the way, I'm fine, But you were talking about
the return.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh yes, sorry about that. Obviously you didn't like the
TV or something because you returned it. But I got
I had a great Christmas. I just I got this
under the desk elliptical machine. You know those little walking
pads that you can put on the desk and get
a little workout while you do your job.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I've been using that thing. Yeah, just trying.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
To Yeah, oh boy, you get off of it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I just positive again. I'm taking a break here for
a second. I can't get my workout back on.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh boy, you got one of those?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
No, I do not have one of.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You should really get one. There quite a workout. I'll
tell you what. One of my New Year's resolution is
to lose a little bit of weight, you know, and
getting a little more fit. Cardio wise, and so I
figured why not go hardcore on the under the desk elliptical,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So anyway, what's the what's the issue?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Well, I have an issue with the TV, but I
also have an issue with the way this call is
going so far, you called me and your panteing and
you're doing a workout on your elliptical, and I am
just making sure that you got my TV. You're issuing
me my refund? Yes, no, no, what do you mean now?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I call to let you know we cannot honor your refund,
so we can't put the charge back on your card.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Okay, okay, well no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you
give me my refund.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Push push push.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No, no, no no, don't push push pushing my buttons right now?
Why can't you give me my money back?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Did you hurt? I heard some bop and okay, I
think I'm it might be my Achilles tendant.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I felt good and then all my.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
All are you okay?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't Oh this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh it's just a cramp and it's gone now Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Anyway, what we're saying, what I need from you right
now is to stay off the elliptical and get me
your manager because this is insane. I can't believe you're
allowed to even be on that at work. So give
me your manager because I want my money back, and
honestly I want you fired at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, I think that that's warranted. Probably not the most
professional thing to be getting a hard work out in
while you're trying to deal with customer service.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh huh. So question for you, Rachel, I got a
question for you. Oh my god, Yes, what I like
your attitude?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And do you think I could call you once in
a while to kind of be a coach for me
to help me on my elliptical journey?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
You can get no, what is wrong with you? Your
certifiable right now? No, you cannot call me to help
you motivate you while you're in your elliptical.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Are you insane?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I am, because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Shore doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Paul set you up. It's a joke, he.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Said, you're getting me right now.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
He gave you a.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
TV over the holidays and it didn't work, so he
returned it and you wanted to be a mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh my god, I thought it was losing my mind.
Right now, he's such a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't believe he did. Wait thought that every morning
with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another Jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, this is Trevor. Okay, yeah, so okay, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh oh, I guess I forgot to tell you where
I was calling from. My name is Trevor, and I
work up where your motorcycle is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Parked and stored.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, And by the way, that's a really it's a
very cool motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Just thought i'd tell you that.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, thank you, thankv what's going on, Trevor, I can
help you with.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh, so question for you real quick about your motorcycle?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Uh Is it a motorcycle that can be like parked
on its side?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Or is it one of the ones that has to
stay on two wheels all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
On its side? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know, because like some motorcycles you can just park
them on the side, like lay them down on the
side and then otherwise, No, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There are no motorcycles you can lay on the side.
They have to stay up on wheels. Is my motorcycle
on its side?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh no, no, it's not on its side. But I
just was making sure just you know, because like I'm
new here, just kind of going over.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So you drop my did you drop my Jakati?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Dude? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh? No, I didn't drop them. I mean that's a
heavy motorcycle. I don't think I could lift it up
to drop it, if that's what you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, I didn't mean did you lift it up and
drop it? Did it fall on its side? Oh? Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
So that was like a question with a lot of
different answers.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, so pick one because it sounds like my motorcycle tipped.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Over and you're not doing anything about it.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, okay, so technically, uh, it didn't tip over.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, well technically what did it do? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So I lost and then uh, you know, it's kind
of what happens in those battles, and so like yeah it,
uh it's.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
What what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, So I'll just get to the point because it
sounds like, yeah, okay, So did I tell you already
it's a nice motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I'm new here. And then me and Chad, who
is the other employee here, we were having a renaissance
fair down in the garage, and so we were just
like you know, fighting like sword fighting. You know, we
have our our wood swords that we do the sword
(02:58):
fights with, and.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Then like grog and what are you talking about? What
happened to my motorcycle? Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So have you ever seen like, you know, back in
the medieval times when if they would get on horses
and then they had the long poles?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Trevor, are you jousting with my motorcycle right now? No?
Oh my god, dude, I'm going to kill you. You
you used my motorcycle in a in a renaissance joust
in a parking lot.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, So that sounds bad how you said it, but
uh I.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Thought it doesn't sound bad, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It is bad.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's real bad, real bad for you at that place
ole garage, dude, sewing, I'm suing.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, I do want to let you know that, like
I figured, might not be happy with the fact that, uh,
your motors is like you know, parked on the side
instead of on the wheels.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's not called park that's called wrecked.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, Well, so I would like to make it better.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What how can you how can you make this better?
You're gonna buy me a new gaudio You're gonna lose
your job.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, so I have a vesta? No, I don't want
your vesta?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Which one every jo just it's been in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're idiot, dude. Just I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You're gonna get fired, and I want to talk to
your manager.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Okay, Well, then I'll just say that comes in. I'll
let you know it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Then what this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, she said that you have a motorcycle in storage
and it's your baby and she wanted to mess with you.
Wait thought that every morning with a two voltone weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Kiss that thumb, Come on, Pete.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Push Hello, push Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh hi? Is this hold on one second?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Sorry? Just tell off a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Who Yeah, Hey, this is a Pete Deacons calling from
guy was looking for Rachel.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
She is Rachel. Yes, can I help you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is Pete Deakins. How you doing today. I'm calling
from and uh calling in regards to a TV that
you shipped back to us and we're hoping to get
a return on the TV.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, I'm sorry. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Not much? Having a pretty good day. What's going on
with you?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, well you're just like chanting in my ear just to.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Get a boy. How was your holiday?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
By the way, I'm fine, But you were talking about
the return.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh yes, sorry about that. Obviously you didn't like the
TV or something because you returned it. But I got
I had a great Christmas. I just I got this
under the desk elliptical machine. You know those little walking
pads that you can put on the desk and get
a little workout while you do your job.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I've been using that thing. Yeah, just trying.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
To Yeah, oh boy, you get off of it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I just positive again. I'm taking a break here for
a second. I can't get my workout back on.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh boy, you got one of those?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
No, I do not have one of.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You should really get one. There quite a workout. I'll
tell you what. One of my New Year's resolution is
to lose a little bit of weight, you know, and
getting a little more fit. Cardio wise, and so I
figured why not go hardcore on the under the desk elliptical,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So anyway, what's the what's the issue?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Well, I have an issue with the TV, but I
also have an issue with the way this call is
going so far, you called me and your panteing and
you're doing a workout on your elliptical, and I am
just making sure that you got my TV. You're issuing
me my refund? Yes, no, no, what do you mean now?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I call to let you know we cannot honor your refund,
so we can't put the charge back on your card.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Okay, okay, well no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you
give me my refund.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Push push push.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No, no, no no, don't push push pushing my buttons right now?
Why can't you give me my money back?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Did you hurt? I heard some bop and okay, I
think I'm it might be my Achilles tendant.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I felt good and then all my.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
All are you okay?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't Oh this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh it's just a cramp and it's gone now Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Anyway, what we're saying, what I need from you right
now is to stay off the elliptical and get me
your manager because this is insane. I can't believe you're
allowed to even be on that at work. So give
me your manager because I want my money back, and
honestly I want you fired at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, I think that that's warranted. Probably not the most
professional thing to be getting a hard work out in
while you're trying to deal with customer service.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh huh. So question for you, Rachel, I got a
question for you. Oh my god, Yes, what I like
your attitude?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And do you think I could call you once in
a while to kind of be a coach for me
to help me on my elliptical journey?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
You can get no, what is wrong with you? Your
certifiable right now? No, you cannot call me to help
you motivate you while you're in your elliptical.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Are you insane?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I am, because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Shore doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Paul set you up. It's a joke, he.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Said, you're getting me right now.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
He gave you a.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
TV over the holidays and it didn't work, so he
returned it and you wanted to be a mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh my god, I thought it was losing my mind.
Right now, he's such a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't believe he did. Wait thought that every morning
with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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