January 2, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs in this episode of the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! First, we dive into the chaos of a bachelorette party gone wrong when Elise receives a call from "Trevor," a classically trained dancer who insists on performing at her party despite her protests. Listen as Elise tries to navigate the awkward and hilarious situation, culminating in a twist that will leave you in stitches.
Next, we have Eliza, who gets an unexpected call from the self-proclaimed motivational speaker and new VP, "Todd Sparks." Todd's bizarre and outrageous reason for firing Eliza will have you questioning reality and laughing out loud. Will Eliza keep her cool, or will Todd's antics push her over the edge?
Tune in for these side-splitting pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
Next, we have Eliza, who gets an unexpected call from the self-proclaimed motivational speaker and new VP, "Todd Sparks." Todd's bizarre and outrageous reason for firing Eliza will have you questioning reality and laughing out loud. Will Eliza keep her cool, or will Todd's antics push her over the edge?
Tune in for these side-splitting pranks and more, only on the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties on them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Hi Elise, this is Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Who is This is Trevor? Do I know you? Oh?
I'm sorry. I guess I should identify myself first. My
name is Trevor and I'm calling from entertainment and so, yeah,
I just wanted to talk to you real quick before
like I come up there, come up here? What, yeah,
to like your hotel room and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think you have like the wrong number because.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, I'm talking to you at least Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, so I know, like it's your bachelorette party and
stuff like and so yeah, I'm about to head up
and I just wanted to get like some info from
you and then also set some ground rules ground rules.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, you're not what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Like, so, I'm I prefer to be called a dancer
because like I am classically trained since I was like
a little kid, I did ballet you what?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sorry, Yeah, you're not coming up here?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I'm talking to my friends who I specifically, like,
I'm at my bets rit party.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like yeah, so yeah, they told me all about it,
and so like I think I have a good picked
up yeah, And so like do you like Spider Man
or would you prefer like Wolverine costume? Like I don't
have the biceps necessarily, but either way, like I'm ready
to get like sexy for you.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I just said that I'm sorry, I'm sorry you wasted
your time. But like they this was like this is
not happening.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, like what do you mean it's not happening because
like I'm downstairs and I'm just about to head.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Up, but like no, you're not coming up here.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, So you want me to do it like down
in the lobby of the hotel strip for you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Because I don't care what you do, but you're just
not doing it in front of me. So that's the.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Thing, is like we need to talk about like what
you what I care about, And so I want to
lay down some boundaries with you because like you know,
this is like one of my first gigs doing this,
and like I want you to not get too hansy.
You can't touch a little bit, but like like on
my shoulder, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're not coming up here, you're not dancing. You to
go back where you came from.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, So no, I am is the thing because you're
not okay? But I was hired to dance for you
because you're getting married, like and so I am. I'll
be up there unless you want me to wait until
you get off the elevator and then just like freakdance
you or something like I'm not sure what you're going for.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm going for none of this. I don't know which
one of my friends like scheduled this for you, and
I'm sorry, but like it's just it's not happening. I'm
like here, I'm having an all girls weekend. I specifically
said no strippers, so I don't I said no dancers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, so I get it, like you want to do
over the phone thing. I've never done this.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't think you. I don't think you get it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're not okay coming.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I'm unlunding my shirt right now.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You should stop that, especially if you're in public.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay. So now like I've got my shirt is off
and like, oh, I'm going for my shorts, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, listen, if I ever did hire a stripper, excuse me, dancer,
it would not be with a stringy guy named Trevor
dresses Spider Man. Okay, like you should probably get a
new job.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, So I just thought'd because our company hired a
stripper for your fiance Alex for his bachelor part.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
My friend Tiffany, she just worked his bachelor y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, she's not supposed to have strippers either. So what
when was this? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your bachelorette party.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Set, you hope, are you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They said that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Want to striper at your bacherette party, so they wanted
to message that adult.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What Oh my god, I'm going to kill them. And
so my fiance Alex.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
He didn't have a stripper either, not that I know of, No,
at least not from my company. Okay, we thought Every
Morning with the two Bull phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
to seven Kiss them Hello, Hi Eliza speaking todd Sparks here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
How you doing. I'm oh, I'm good, I know, I know,
I know you're like the todd Sparks. Yes, yes it is.
I know you're probably like, WHOA, I never expected this
guy to call me. But I am on the phone
with you right now, and how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm okay?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
What's this in regard.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
To todd Sparks. I'm sure you know me from my
many books todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in Your
Life and todd Sparks spark Up another one in my
third book, todd Sparks Sparking Ain't easy, but it's necessary.
That's coming out soon in stores. And I you know
a lot of people know me from my motivational work
todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But I've actually.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Taken the job as vice president of your company and
I start in a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh okay, and all right, and you're just calling all the.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Employees to say Hi, No, I'm just calling you today
cuz need to have a conversation with you about a
couple things, Eliza. Very exciting.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Actually, Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Because I'm sure you know. I'm sure you read my books,
so you know that no matter what happens in life,
you gotta stay positive or else you're not gonna be
able to put that spark in your life. You're not
gonna be able to start a fire and get things burning.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That sounds like good advice.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It is great advice. And so I don't know if
you read chapter seven of my first book, Todd's Sparks
from the Spark Back in your Life.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I am.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I have not read it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's called Rising from the Ashes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh like a phanix.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, it is, just like you know what, that's really good.
You should write a book. I didn't even think about
that when I was writing it. But yeah, it's about
getting fired or you know, losing a job or something
bad happening, and then being able to strike up that
match within you and get things burning again.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, and I'll send you a copy of it so
you can read it after this phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I need to read your book after the phone call.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You can just focus on that chapter after this phone call. Okay,
I think it'll really help you out.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm sorry, are you telling me that I'm going to
need help because I'm about to get hired? Yes? Yes,
I I'm sorry. Wait is this a joke? You're calling
me to tell me that you're the new vice president
of my company, Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Todd's Parks. Never heard of todd Sparks.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But you're starting in a few weeks and your birth
official actor is to fire me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yes, but I'm going to need some.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Clarification here, Todd, Why the hell am I being fired?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So it has always been and Eliza, I want you
to know I'm also todd Sparks being the spark back
in your life. I'm always about chasing dreams, okay. And
one of my dreams has been to own a boat
and in order.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
A boat, yes, like on the ocean.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
A boat, yes, a big one. And I'm almost there
after this phone call, I will have freedom enough budget
to be able to do that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
God, I don't care about your well, why am I
being well?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It frees up some budget and then there's a lot
of details that go into it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But just know, Elijah, So you're telling.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Me I'm being fired so you can skim money from
the company, and you think this is an appropriate soul
call to be happy with me.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And what I'm hearing right now from you, Eliza, is
the kind of passion that I know I can feel
better about letting you go because you're gonna be okay,
and I can.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Feel better about the law too, because you are going
to be fired. I'll know in what world you think
it's okay to call an employee before you've even started
a chop to tell them that you're firing them so
that you can take their salary to buy a boat?
Are you out of your mind? Kind as far as
your motivational books, so you're going to be writing the
next one from jail.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is a prank phone call. Then my name is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show, doing a phone rank on
you and your coworker. Jill set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She said that you guys, oh learned that there's a
new president of your company being hired, and she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's credit Gella.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I literally thought that an idiot was.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Retired to take over the company, and then I was
being fired.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We could have a boat.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
We thought that every morning with a jo Bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
Another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties on them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Hi Elise, this is Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Who is This is Trevor? Do I know you? Oh?
I'm sorry. I guess I should identify myself first. My
name is Trevor and I'm calling from entertainment and so, yeah,
I just wanted to talk to you real quick before
like I come up there, come up here? What, yeah,
to like your hotel room and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think you have like the wrong number because.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, I'm talking to you at least Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, so I know, like it's your bachelorette party and
stuff like and so yeah, I'm about to head up
and I just wanted to get like some info from
you and then also set some ground rules ground rules.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, you're not what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Like, so, I'm I prefer to be called a dancer
because like I am classically trained since I was like
a little kid, I did ballet you what?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sorry, Yeah, you're not coming up here?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I'm talking to my friends who I specifically, like,
I'm at my bets rit party.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like yeah, so yeah, they told me all about it,
and so like I think I have a good picked
up yeah, And so like do you like Spider Man
or would you prefer like Wolverine costume? Like I don't
have the biceps necessarily, but either way, like I'm ready
to get like sexy for you.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I just said that I'm sorry, I'm sorry you wasted
your time. But like they this was like this is
not happening.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, like what do you mean it's not happening because
like I'm downstairs and I'm just about to head.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Up, but like no, you're not coming up here.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, So you want me to do it like down
in the lobby of the hotel strip for you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Because I don't care what you do, but you're just
not doing it in front of me. So that's the.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Thing, is like we need to talk about like what
you what I care about, And so I want to
lay down some boundaries with you because like you know,
this is like one of my first gigs doing this,
and like I want you to not get too hansy.
You can't touch a little bit, but like like on
my shoulder, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're not coming up here, you're not dancing. You to
go back where you came from.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, So no, I am is the thing because you're
not okay? But I was hired to dance for you
because you're getting married, like and so I am. I'll
be up there unless you want me to wait until
you get off the elevator and then just like freakdance
you or something like I'm not sure what you're going for.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm going for none of this. I don't know which
one of my friends like scheduled this for you, and
I'm sorry, but like it's just it's not happening. I'm
like here, I'm having an all girls weekend. I specifically
said no strippers, so I don't I said no dancers.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, so I get it, like you want to do
over the phone thing. I've never done this.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't think you. I don't think you get it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're not okay coming.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I'm unlunding my shirt right now.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You should stop that, especially if you're in public.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay. So now like I've got my shirt is off
and like, oh, I'm going for my shorts, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, listen, if I ever did hire a stripper, excuse me, dancer,
it would not be with a stringy guy named Trevor
dresses Spider Man. Okay, like you should probably get a
new job.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, So I just thought'd because our company hired a
stripper for your fiance Alex for his bachelor part.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
My friend Tiffany, she just worked his bachelor y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, she's not supposed to have strippers either. So what
when was this? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your bachelorette party.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Set, you hope, are you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They said that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Want to striper at your bacherette party, so they wanted
to message that adult.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What Oh my god, I'm going to kill them. And
so my fiance Alex.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
He didn't have a stripper either, not that I know of, No,
at least not from my company. Okay, we thought Every
Morning with the two Bull phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
to seven Kiss them Hello, Hi Eliza speaking todd Sparks here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
How you doing. I'm oh, I'm good, I know, I know,
I know you're like the todd Sparks. Yes, yes it is.
I know you're probably like, WHOA, I never expected this
guy to call me. But I am on the phone
with you right now, and how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm okay?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
What's this in regard.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
To todd Sparks. I'm sure you know me from my
many books todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in Your
Life and todd Sparks spark Up another one in my
third book, todd Sparks Sparking Ain't easy, but it's necessary.
That's coming out soon in stores. And I you know
a lot of people know me from my motivational work
todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But I've actually.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Taken the job as vice president of your company and
I start in a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh okay, and all right, and you're just calling all the.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Employees to say Hi, No, I'm just calling you today
cuz need to have a conversation with you about a
couple things, Eliza. Very exciting.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Actually, Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Because I'm sure you know. I'm sure you read my books,
so you know that no matter what happens in life,
you gotta stay positive or else you're not gonna be
able to put that spark in your life. You're not
gonna be able to start a fire and get things burning.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That sounds like good advice.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It is great advice. And so I don't know if
you read chapter seven of my first book, Todd's Sparks
from the Spark Back in your Life.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I am.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I have not read it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's called Rising from the Ashes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh like a phanix.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, it is, just like you know what, that's really good.
You should write a book. I didn't even think about
that when I was writing it. But yeah, it's about
getting fired or you know, losing a job or something
bad happening, and then being able to strike up that
match within you and get things burning again.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, and I'll send you a copy of it so
you can read it after this phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I need to read your book after the phone call.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You can just focus on that chapter after this phone call. Okay,
I think it'll really help you out.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm sorry, are you telling me that I'm going to
need help because I'm about to get hired? Yes? Yes,
I I'm sorry. Wait is this a joke? You're calling
me to tell me that you're the new vice president
of my company, Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Todd's Parks. Never heard of todd Sparks.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But you're starting in a few weeks and your birth
official actor is to fire me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yes, but I'm going to need some.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Clarification here, Todd, Why the hell am I being fired?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So it has always been and Eliza, I want you
to know I'm also todd Sparks being the spark back
in your life. I'm always about chasing dreams, okay. And
one of my dreams has been to own a boat
and in order.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
A boat, yes, like on the ocean.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
A boat, yes, a big one. And I'm almost there
after this phone call, I will have freedom enough budget
to be able to do that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
God, I don't care about your well, why am I
being well?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It frees up some budget and then there's a lot
of details that go into it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But just know, Elijah, So you're telling.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Me I'm being fired so you can skim money from
the company, and you think this is an appropriate soul
call to be happy with me.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And what I'm hearing right now from you, Eliza, is
the kind of passion that I know I can feel
better about letting you go because you're gonna be okay,
and I can.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Feel better about the law too, because you are going
to be fired. I'll know in what world you think
it's okay to call an employee before you've even started
a chop to tell them that you're firing them so
that you can take their salary to buy a boat?
Are you out of your mind? Kind as far as
your motivational books, so you're going to be writing the
next one from jail.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is a prank phone call. Then my name is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show, doing a phone rank on
you and your coworker. Jill set you up.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She said that you guys, oh learned that there's a
new president of your company being hired, and she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's credit Gella.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I literally thought that an idiot was.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Retired to take over the company, and then I was
being fired.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We could have a boat.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
We thought that every morning with a jo Bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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