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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only
one six.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, real funny, real funny.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hmm, I'm sorry I said real funny.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'd love to tell you who's calling. My name is
Pete Eakins and I just received my candle from you.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Oh great?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How are you? Are you enjoying it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What does it sound like?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It didn't sound like.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm super happy, because I am not a happy customer.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm sorry. Can you let me know which order was
you heard? I've actually been about twenty out in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, Yeah, I was on the at sea and I
saw your store, and you make custom candles for people.
So I ordered a candle that was shaped like my
pet bunny, Denise Hopper.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh yeah, so much fun.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, what's your deal? You have a problem with bunnies?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, not at all.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I actually really like bunny.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, Well, you know what I'm looking at right now?
You know what I'm looking at.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I know I don't know what you're looking at right now.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm looking at a very upset bunny. And that bunny
is that bunny's name is Denise Hopper. That is my
pet bunny, and why.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Would you do that?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, so clearly you're not happy with the candle.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
If you could.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Explain to me the problem, I could fix.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now I got a bunny with a complex.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, I'm still kind of confused, sir. If I mean,
I could definitely problem.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I ordered this candle shaped like my bunny, Denise Hopper,
from you. I sent you the picture. You sent me
back the candle, and you made my bundy look fat. Oh,
and I showed it to where I said, here, look
at this candle I got you. She took one look
at it and she instantly burst into little bunny tears,
and she was talking about how our cheeks are my
(02:11):
cheeks really that puffy?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I mean that I basically made the candle. I mean
I was actually pretty happy with you on the candle.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh okay, you're happy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What's your deal?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I mean you're clearly not gladly replaced this.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Self confidence you have.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You've hurt my bunny, Denise Hopper's self confidence, and she
can't even hop the same anymore. She's not bright eyed
and bushy tailed is she she used to be. She
saw your candle that made her look way too puppy
and now she's trying to lose weight.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I guess okay.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I am so sorry. I completely understand you. I offended
your bunny and I would like to make you buy yep,
not sure how.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I would like you to apologize to Miss Denie Hopper
right now. I'll put you on speaker phone, okay, and
I want to apology to be sincere.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, So you just want me to say sorry to
your bunny.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like that's it? Yes, I do. I want them to
put you on speakerphone.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Miss Denie Hopper is right next to me, and I
want you to give her a sincere apology, and then
I guess I'll be happy. Probably we'll never order another
candle from you again, though, but at least she'll know
that you didn't do it on purpose. I'll make the introduction,
Miss Denese Hopper. You know that candle, you know the
one that ruined your self confidence a little bit because
it was a poor depiction of you. Well, I have
(03:29):
the woman who made that on the phone. Her name
is Ashley. She wants to say something to you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Go ahead, Ashley, Hi, missus Denise Hopper, I am Ashley,
I am the person who made the candle.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I would just like to sincerely apologize. I did not
mean to hurt your feeling. You're very cute.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, excuse me? Did you just did.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You just laugh while you were apologizing to Miss Dene Hopper?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Maybe a little bit, because I've never apologize to the
rabbit before, so I'm not quite sure if they How
do you even do that?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wasn't I'll let you know that this is actually a
prank call. This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Rob
set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He said that you you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Made a buddy candle for someone the other day and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I have apologized to a buddy, so I wasn't even
sure what to say. I was like it from the
heart again, we thought Every.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Morning with a jew Bull Phone Pranks Weekday Mornings on
the Twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties. On one.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Hi, It's Trevor, Trevor, and.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So I have a bit of a situation, Okay, Trevor,
who Shelby? Yeah, yeah, No, my last name.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Isn't Shelby, that's your name is Shelby, and my name's Trevor.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So there's been a bit of a situation and I'm
calling you because like I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Okay, Trevor, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Why are you calling?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
How did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So I came over to walk your dog McGrath today.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I thought Kelsey was doing that.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, so yeah, Kelsey's your normal dog walker, but like
Kelsey's friend. And then she said she got busy today
she couldn't do it. So I was like, well, I
like poochas, so I could you know, fill in for
your dog walking duties. And so I showed up today
to walk your dog McGrath. Okay, okay, So we didn't
(06:04):
make it very far.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What happened, Well, I think he's okay, but.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You think he's okay.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Well, okay, so I got him out of his crate
to take him on the walk. Yeah, but he overpowered
me and then he put me in the crate. So like,
I'm stuck in his crate now and I don't know
how to get out.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Wait, what he overpowered you. He's a beagle.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
He's a lot stronger than he looks. I think, you know,
So I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
But you're in the hold, you're inside his crait.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, Like I'm in the crate, but and I don't
know how to get out.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Well, I cut, I don't know how to open it,
and I'm stuck in here.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And your hands through the cage door and slipped the
little lever that's there and you've got thumb.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Okay, but y'all, like I try that, but like I
just kind of seem to do it, and then I
tried like saying if he would come, do it, but
like I don't know where he is now, so I'm
not stuck in the crate.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
But like, I, uh, are you serious?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like what should I just like lay down and take
a nap?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
What the is your problem? What is happening, Trevor? Get
out of my house, Get out of the case, read
your hands through the crate and open the door.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, Oh oh, I just saw my grolf your dog.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah, I hope you saw him. He should be there.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, he poked his head in the door, but then
he ran out.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I didn't even approve you being in my house like this.
You're a stranger, like one per Kelsey's supposed to be
my dog walker. You don't have approval to be in
my home. Is my dog still there?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
My my you?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I said you saw my dog right? Is a door
open and unlocked?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh oh oh oh, y'all that's probably bad.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Hah Yeah the door opened with my dog still there
the door. What's the point of view?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The door's opened.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Like he doesn't have his leash on either, because like
somehow he overpowered me. So I'm wearing the leash.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Oh my god, my dog's gonna get you to your chair.
What are you doing? A meeting in the tell in
five minutes and I have the kids. You have to
come home. Did you out of a dogcase? You're in
my living room in a dog case.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
There's a man in my living room in a dog
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
What's happening to My dog is gone, Shelby.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Say you up, it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is that that you recently hired a new dog walker
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I'm picturing a grown aus man like Wrapped in a
small case in my living room was a beagle. I
don't understand my poor dog, like whimpery and like wondering
what's happening.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You guys wake up every morning with a two volt
phone price weekday mornings on the twenties