May 15, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for another hilarious episode of the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In this episode, Jubal takes on the persona of "The Piper" to prank a guy who thinks he's canceled his cable service years ago. The Piper claims the guy owes a whopping $23,000 and even has his bank account number! Listen as the victim gets increasingly frustrated, denies owing anything, and threatens to report the prankster. The twist? It's all a setup by his girlfriend, Val, who knows just how much he hates the cable company. Tune in for the laughs, the outrage, and the ultimate reveal that it's all just a joke. Don't miss this side-splitting episode of the Jubal Show's Phone Pranks!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that Hello, Time to pay
the piper.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is the piper? Is this true?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes? This is I don't know any piper.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Tracked you down, buddy, Time to pay the piper. My
name is Petkinson. I'm calling from cable ring a bell.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, I don't have any cable service. I think you
got the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes you do, sir.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I canceled my cable like a year ago. Like
years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know anybody any day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No you didn't, Yes I did. I'm looking at your
account right here. No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I can go to my email and pull up the
confirmation number if you want.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, go for it if you think that's gonna help.
But I'm looking at your account right now, still open.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well you must be looking at somebody else's has not
come account with you, has not been paid. Yeah, because
I don't have an accoun with you. I have nothing
to pay for you guys, And it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Took me a while to track you down. But the
piper is here and it's time to pay the piper.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Fine. My contact number has not changed in all those years.
My email address hasn't changed either, So I don't know
who you've been trying to track down. But it wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, then you must have been ignoring us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
No, I don't ignore my caul.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And now that I've got you on the phone, it's
time to pay up.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't owe you anything. I don't have cable. I
don't have cable service. I haven't had cable in like
a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, I don't know if you made a mistake, but
you definitely didn't cancel your account, and we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It sounds like you guys made a mistake. I don't
have an account with you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, we're the cable company, Yes you are, and we
don't make stakes.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well that's absolutely false, because I mean, if I still
owe you there was a cable.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't have.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Cable with you, guys. I haven't had cable guys with
you guys in years. You guys literally sent somebody over
here to take the box. So what the fuck talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Let me just read some numbers to you, okay, real quick,
go ahead, Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm just going.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
To read some numbers to you real quick. The numbers
for mean anything to you. That's your checking account number.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
SUCKA.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, hold on, yeah, you should not have that account number.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, looks like I do, don't I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So I'm just gonna go ahead and automatically debit what
you owe.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
One that's a legalist and two I'm immediately going to
go report that to my credit card company. And your
policy states that you shouldn't be giving any form of
account number over the phone, let alone my bank account number.
How much? How much do you think I owe?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Anyway, Well, let's see, let's look at it was a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You say you canceled cable, but yeah, actually didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And with the late fees and everything else, we're looking
at about twenty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I'm absolutely not paying that. You can go yourself.
I don't owe you guys. That's the whole reason that
I canceled my cable years ago, because you guys are crugd. One,
I don't have service. Two you sent me a confirmation
number telling me that my service was canceled years ago,
and now you're trying to blackmail me with all of
my account information over the phone. You can go yourself. Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, it's quite easy. All you have to do pay it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm not paying you anything. And what was your name again,
or some.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Book Pete Ekans, I'm the piper that's coming for his money,
because it's time to pay the piper.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, first of all, nobody from a credit card collection
company calls themselves some piper. And I don't know you,
Peter Egan, Pete Eakins, and your name's p Dkins like
Pete Eakins, like.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like you're some like little there's something some little kid.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm sorry, mister Piper p Dkins. I'm not going to
be paying you. I don't owe anything to your company. Plus,
all of my calls that come in are recorded, and
I'm definitely going to be recording this to your company.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm recording this phone call too.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That's lovely cool. We've got double evidence of your wrong
double recordings.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I love it me.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Take me off of your list, get rid of my account.
I do not want it, I do not owe it.
I don't have the service. So you've been charging me
for a service that I don't have yourself, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I will do that. Actually that was what I was
going to do for this, and you do.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It out of outside of my Why.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, I'll let you know that this is a prank
phone call, and this is actually Jubile from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Val set you up. What, Yeah, it's a joke. Your
girlfriend set you up. She said that you hate the
cable company and you'd be mad if they called up
to charge you like you didn't cancel your service.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I was about to lose my mind, we thought.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Every Morning with a Jewbil phone pranks Weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six sevens.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That them.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Hello, Yeah, Hyatt's Trevor.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm sorry, Trevor, Yeah, Or?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Who is this? Bridget?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
This is this is Bridget?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who? Who is this? This is Trevor, Trevor.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
From Trevor from where?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Who were you to call to help you?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm sorry to help me, I'm sorry. Maybe you have
the wrong number to help me with.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What I'm oh?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh sorry, I'm new here, so I'm still getting used
to how.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To do it. I'm okay, do what? Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So I'm gonna just kind of reboot the conversation for
a second.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hot. My name is Trevor.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm calling from home, and I was looking for our customer,
Bridget Blank, who has a problem with our smart thermostat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes. Is that better? Yes? Okay, I know?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is that how I should start the calls?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You think I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't work for your company.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm just trying to figure out how to work my thermostat.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's I'm extremely frustrated.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
It sounds like your thermostat isn't working correctly.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, it's not working correct It has not been working correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, I got it, and.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I just okay, so I can help you. The first
thing I'm going to need you to do is like
I'm going to tell you how to reboot it, so
we should.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Try already I already rebooted it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, let's reboot it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Did you not hear what I just said? I already
did that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, we need to reboot it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'm sir, I'm telling you I have already done that.
This is brand new that should not be happening for
this brand new thermostat that was just installed. Stop saying reboot.
I already did that.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, So you don't. Okay, So I want to make
sure that I'm clear. You don't want me to say
the word reboot.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I oh my god, I no, I already did that.
And you've said reboot like so many times that I
don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, so let's read start it.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
No, that's the same thing. Reboot and restart is the
same thing. I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, Well we need to reboot it. Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
How many times have I told you I have already
done that.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I swear to God, if I.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Hear the word reboot one more time, I'm gonna reboot
your I really, my head is going to explode.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, Well I uh, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So I don't want your head to explode, because like
that would be like intense, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I mean, this is just it's insane. I just this
should be working and you're not.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It's pretty simple to do just a reboot real quick.
I think we need to read.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
My God, if I swear, I'm gonna jump through this phone,
and if you say reboot one more time, I'm gonna
lose it.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Okay, So you okay, So maybe there's another way we
could look at what might be going on with your thermostat.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I mean, this is just this is insane, This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It seems like you might be frustrated.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm extremely frustrated, and this is like literally the most
insane conversation.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
So maybe we should reboot the conversation again.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
God, if I this, I'm literally fuming.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do not say reboot what.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I already said.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I have rebooted it like twenty five times.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh okay, okay, let me look at something. Oh no,
oh what, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Well I don't I okay, so I was pulling up
something on my computer.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But if you say reboot, I'm gonna freak out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, it looks like I have to reboot it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There it is again.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Reboot, reboot, Hey, Bridget, boot Bridget. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He said that you've been having problems with your Hometownberstat
and they keep telling you to reboot it, and so
you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh my god. I never want to hear the word
ever again in my life.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We ought every morning with a jewbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that Hello, Time to pay
the piper.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is the piper? Is this true?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes? This is I don't know any piper.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Tracked you down, buddy, Time to pay the piper. My
name is Petkinson. I'm calling from cable ring a bell.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, I don't have any cable service. I think you
got the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes you do, sir.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I canceled my cable like a year ago. Like
years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know anybody any day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No you didn't, Yes I did. I'm looking at your
account right here. No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I can go to my email and pull up the
confirmation number if you want.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, go for it if you think that's gonna help.
But I'm looking at your account right now, still open.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well you must be looking at somebody else's has not
come account with you, has not been paid. Yeah, because
I don't have an accoun with you. I have nothing
to pay for you guys, And it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Took me a while to track you down. But the
piper is here and it's time to pay the piper.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Fine. My contact number has not changed in all those years.
My email address hasn't changed either, So I don't know
who you've been trying to track down. But it wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, then you must have been ignoring us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
No, I don't ignore my caul.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And now that I've got you on the phone, it's
time to pay up.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't owe you anything. I don't have cable. I
don't have cable service. I haven't had cable in like
a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, I don't know if you made a mistake, but
you definitely didn't cancel your account, and we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It sounds like you guys made a mistake. I don't
have an account with you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, we're the cable company, Yes you are, and we
don't make stakes.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well that's absolutely false, because I mean, if I still
owe you there was a cable.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't have.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Cable with you, guys. I haven't had cable guys with
you guys in years. You guys literally sent somebody over
here to take the box. So what the fuck talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Let me just read some numbers to you, okay, real quick,
go ahead, Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm just going.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
To read some numbers to you real quick. The numbers
for mean anything to you. That's your checking account number.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
SUCKA.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, hold on, yeah, you should not have that account number.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, looks like I do, don't I.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So I'm just gonna go ahead and automatically debit what
you owe.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
One that's a legalist and two I'm immediately going to
go report that to my credit card company. And your
policy states that you shouldn't be giving any form of
account number over the phone, let alone my bank account number.
How much? How much do you think I owe?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Anyway, Well, let's see, let's look at it was a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You say you canceled cable, but yeah, actually didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And with the late fees and everything else, we're looking
at about twenty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I'm absolutely not paying that. You can go yourself.
I don't owe you guys. That's the whole reason that
I canceled my cable years ago, because you guys are crugd. One,
I don't have service. Two you sent me a confirmation
number telling me that my service was canceled years ago,
and now you're trying to blackmail me with all of
my account information over the phone. You can go yourself. Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, it's quite easy. All you have to do pay it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm not paying you anything. And what was your name again,
or some.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Book Pete Ekans, I'm the piper that's coming for his money,
because it's time to pay the piper.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, first of all, nobody from a credit card collection
company calls themselves some piper. And I don't know you,
Peter Egan, Pete Eakins, and your name's p Dkins like
Pete Eakins, like.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like you're some like little there's something some little kid.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm sorry, mister Piper p Dkins. I'm not going to
be paying you. I don't owe anything to your company. Plus,
all of my calls that come in are recorded, and
I'm definitely going to be recording this to your company.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm recording this phone call too.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That's lovely cool. We've got double evidence of your wrong
double recordings.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I love it me.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Take me off of your list, get rid of my account.
I do not want it, I do not owe it.
I don't have the service. So you've been charging me
for a service that I don't have yourself, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I will do that. Actually that was what I was
going to do for this, and you do.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It out of outside of my Why.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, I'll let you know that this is a prank
phone call, and this is actually Jubile from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Val set you up. What, Yeah, it's a joke. Your
girlfriend set you up. She said that you hate the
cable company and you'd be mad if they called up
to charge you like you didn't cancel your service.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I was about to lose my mind, we thought.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Every Morning with a Jewbil phone pranks Weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six sevens.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That them.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Hello, Yeah, Hyatt's Trevor.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm sorry, Trevor, Yeah, Or?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Who is this? Bridget?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
This is this is Bridget?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who? Who is this? This is Trevor, Trevor.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
From Trevor from where?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Who were you to call to help you?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm sorry to help me, I'm sorry. Maybe you have
the wrong number to help me with.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What I'm oh?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh sorry, I'm new here, so I'm still getting used
to how.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To do it. I'm okay, do what? Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So I'm gonna just kind of reboot the conversation for
a second.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hot. My name is Trevor.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm calling from home, and I was looking for our customer,
Bridget Blank, who has a problem with our smart thermostat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes. Is that better? Yes? Okay, I know?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is that how I should start the calls?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You think I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't work for your company.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm just trying to figure out how to work my thermostat.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's I'm extremely frustrated.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
It sounds like your thermostat isn't working correctly.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, it's not working correct It has not been working correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, I got it, and.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I just okay, so I can help you. The first
thing I'm going to need you to do is like
I'm going to tell you how to reboot it, so
we should.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Try already I already rebooted it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, let's reboot it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Did you not hear what I just said? I already
did that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, we need to reboot it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'm sir, I'm telling you I have already done that.
This is brand new that should not be happening for
this brand new thermostat that was just installed. Stop saying reboot.
I already did that.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, So you don't. Okay, So I want to make
sure that I'm clear. You don't want me to say
the word reboot.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I oh my god, I no, I already did that.
And you've said reboot like so many times that I
don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, so let's read start it.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
No, that's the same thing. Reboot and restart is the
same thing. I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, Well we need to reboot it. Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
How many times have I told you I have already
done that.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I swear to God, if I.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Hear the word reboot one more time, I'm gonna reboot
your I really, my head is going to explode.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, Well I uh, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So I don't want your head to explode, because like
that would be like intense, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I mean, this is just it's insane. I just this
should be working and you're not.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It's pretty simple to do just a reboot real quick.
I think we need to read.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
My God, if I swear, I'm gonna jump through this phone,
and if you say reboot one more time, I'm gonna
lose it.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Okay, So you okay, So maybe there's another way we
could look at what might be going on with your thermostat.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I mean, this is just this is insane, This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It seems like you might be frustrated.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm extremely frustrated, and this is like literally the most
insane conversation.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
So maybe we should reboot the conversation again.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
God, if I this, I'm literally fuming.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do not say reboot what.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I already said.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I have rebooted it like twenty five times.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh okay, okay, let me look at something. Oh no,
oh what, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Well I don't I okay, so I was pulling up
something on my computer.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But if you say reboot, I'm gonna freak out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, it looks like I have to reboot it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There it is again.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Reboot, reboot, Hey, Bridget, boot Bridget. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He said that you've been having problems with your Hometownberstat
and they keep telling you to reboot it, and so
you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh my god. I never want to hear the word
ever again in my life.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We ought every morning with a jewbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties
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