September 3, 2025 • 9 mins
In this wild episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show, we hit listeners with a double dose of chaos and comedy! First up, meet Juniper—the most intense exterminator you’ve ever heard of. He’s not just here to kill bugs… he’s already in your walls, watching Netflix, and maybe even joining you for dinner. One poor guy gets the scare of his life when he finds out his pest control guy might be more pest than professional.
Then, we shift gears—literally—with a prank that’ll make any car owner sweat. A woman gets a call from a “newbie” auto detailer who’s taken her engine apart, swapped her car door with a Ford truck, and painted her ride with wood stain. Yes, wood stain. Her reaction? Priceless.
Whether you're into creepy-crawly comedy or automotive absurdity, this episode delivers the laughs and the gasps. Don’t miss it! Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, we shift gears—literally—with a prank that’ll make any car owner sweat. A woman gets a call from a “newbie” auto detailer who’s taken her engine apart, swapped her car door with a Ford truck, and painted her ride with wood stain. Yes, wood stain. Her reaction? Priceless.
Whether you're into creepy-crawly comedy or automotive absurdity, this episode delivers the laughs and the gasps. Don’t miss it! Catch Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven. Hello, Hei, it's Juniper.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's Juniper.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, yes, and I'm here and I'm ready. I've spotted
them and I've tracked them, and I'm ready to eradicate them.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ready to what?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't identify where I'm calling from,
did I? Sometimes I have a tendency to do that,
especially when I'm working a job like this, because I
get so excited about the kill. I'm from. Extermination, that's
the control.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh my god. Okay, yeah, oh hey, and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm on your property and I've seen all the little
vermin that you have running around and I'm ready to
eradicate them.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, Well, that's that's awesome. It was okay, Uh, that's
so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is it gonna Is it gonna take long? Oh? I
don't know quite yet. I haven't really fully inspected, but
I think it might be a little bit of time
until I've got the population fully m destroyed.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay, is there?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Do I neither go anywhere or do I need the
same house?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, you you can stay in the house for sure.
As a matter of fact, it'd be nice to have
some company.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'll be honest, I'm kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Confused by what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, I mean when I come out of the walls
at night, it might be nice to have somebody to
watch some TV with or maybe have dinner with.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Uh, I'm sorry, did you just say come out of
the wall that night?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yes? Yes, at night, every once in a while, skulk
out of the wall and get a snack or something
before I go back in. And it'd be nice to
have someone to watch a little Netflix with.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Or.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Netflix and I watching Netflix. I mean, I'm there's no offense,
but I just kind of want you to just get
rid of the bugs.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And yes, I'm going to make sure that they're all
eradicated and that I take my time and make sure
they pay for what they've.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Done, pay for what they I you're you're you're speaking up.
I mean, you're you're you're kind of weird to be
out dude.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. There's nothing to be
worried about. I just take a lot of pride in
my job.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I want to get you shouldn't like come out of
the walls, but.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You're going to be in my wall.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, I'm not gonna be I'm already here.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're you're in my wall right now.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, I mean I'm in your wall and I'm waiting
and I'm going to take them out one by one.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh, you're in my walls and I don't want you there.
You sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I don't like that, and you're talking about eradicating.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I just want you out, dude. All I'm gonna the cop.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You're correct, he didn't pay for that. This is a
service that I do for free because I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What the I don't know what that means that I
don't like it. You're in my walls. I want you
out now, dude. I'm about to call call the cops.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, well, I mean before you do that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
This is actually Doebeil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She said that you guys hired an exterminator to day
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh my god, I'm so mad right now that I want.
I want to laugh, but I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh god, I I now now now I'm able to.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But man, I'm just so relieved.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's some weirdos not rummings around near.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But we thought every morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
With a two Bull phone pranks Weekday Mornings on the
twenties is another j Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Hello, Yo, Hi, this is Trevor calling from Auto Detail.
I was looking for Sydney.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I don't know if we're gonna be done detailing your
vehicle today, so we're gonna need it like a little
bit longer.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh so much longer.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, I don't know, because it kind of depends on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So look.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
YouTube.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah, like if I can find the right tutorials on
YouTube to like you know, assemble everything again, then like
hopefully by like tomorrow. But like I don't know because
I've already been searching hella, and I'm not finding any
videos that are like super.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Helpful, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So you don't know what you're doing?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Well, uh, well I'm new, you know, So I just
started and this is like my first Auto Detail, so
like just trying to make sure that everything is right,
but like mostly it's just like assembling everything again. It's
kind of like becoming a challenge you know, So like
I'm just seeing if I can find the right YouTube.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Tutes, YouTube tutorials, I mean, yeah, like if you do
you know any good YouTube tutes out there for like
putting engines back together.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
And stuff my engine yeah, because like you signed up,
you know, you wanted like the engine to be clean too,
so like it was very easy to take it apart
and stuff, you know, but like putting it back together
is like kind of challenging. It is like a puzzle.
But like you know, like I always thought I was
pretty good at puzzles because I play a lot of
puzzles with my grandma. But like it's kind of hard
(06:28):
to put it back together. So like I'm trying to
find the right YouTube tutes.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
You took a part my engine? What what the heck? Yeah,
that's not okay.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Well, like because it said like engine cleaning, you know
what I mean. And then the events too, like there's just
a lot of pieces and I'm trying to figure out
how to put all this stuff back together.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh my gosh, what do what do you mean put
everything back together? You're not even supposed to take anything apart?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yeah, And then also like I think I like need
to figure out how to get another door?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
What do you mean another door?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Okay, so, like I know that this might be like
troublesome to hear this part, but like I was trying
to clean the vents out and it said, like there's
vents in the door, So like I took the doors
off too, and then I think I accidentally put like
one of your doors on another car. And so now
like I have yeah, like I have your three of
(07:37):
your doors, but then I also have a random door
for like a Ford truck and it doesn't fit. Right.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What do you realize how much that's gonna cost me
to get a random door? What do you mean? How
did you even switch it with someone.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Else's car door?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well, I was able to put like all the stuff
back on the Ford truck that I was like detailing,
but like one door seemed kind of wonky, and I
guess I didn't realize it. But also it was a
different color. So like I already painted your car the
same color as the door that I have, but then.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It like won't fit.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Oh my god, you painted my car?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
What the Yeah, but like it looks pretty good, Like
I did a good job because like we didn't have
auto paint, so I just went to the hardware store
and I got some wood stained.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
But like, it works pretty good.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You didn't even use auto paint.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You used wood.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm leaving work right now. I'm gonna come pick up
the car and I'll talk to your boss when I
get there, and you're gonna get fired, and you know what,
your company it's gonna buy me a new car.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Well, in that case, i'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
A what Yeah, this is actually Gubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend
and set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh my gos joke.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He said that you took your car and to be
detailed at a new place and he wanted to prank you.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh my gosh, I was literally picturing my car in
a million pieces. I'm just so glad that this is
a prank call.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven. Hello, Hei, it's Juniper.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's Juniper.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, yes, and I'm here and I'm ready. I've spotted
them and I've tracked them, and I'm ready to eradicate them.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ready to what?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't identify where I'm calling from,
did I? Sometimes I have a tendency to do that,
especially when I'm working a job like this, because I
get so excited about the kill. I'm from. Extermination, that's
the control.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh my god. Okay, yeah, oh hey, and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm on your property and I've seen all the little
vermin that you have running around and I'm ready to
eradicate them.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, Well, that's that's awesome. It was okay, Uh, that's
so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is it gonna Is it gonna take long? Oh? I
don't know quite yet. I haven't really fully inspected, but
I think it might be a little bit of time
until I've got the population fully m destroyed.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay, is there?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Do I neither go anywhere or do I need the
same house?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, you you can stay in the house for sure.
As a matter of fact, it'd be nice to have
some company.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'll be honest, I'm kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Confused by what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, I mean when I come out of the walls
at night, it might be nice to have somebody to
watch some TV with or maybe have dinner with.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Uh, I'm sorry, did you just say come out of
the wall that night?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yes? Yes, at night, every once in a while, skulk
out of the wall and get a snack or something
before I go back in. And it'd be nice to
have someone to watch a little Netflix with.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Or.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Netflix and I watching Netflix. I mean, I'm there's no offense,
but I just kind of want you to just get
rid of the bugs.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And yes, I'm going to make sure that they're all
eradicated and that I take my time and make sure
they pay for what they've.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Done, pay for what they I you're you're you're speaking up.
I mean, you're you're you're kind of weird to be
out dude.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. There's nothing to be
worried about. I just take a lot of pride in
my job.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I want to get you shouldn't like come out of
the walls, but.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You're going to be in my wall.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, I'm not gonna be I'm already here.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're you're in my wall right now.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, I mean I'm in your wall and I'm waiting
and I'm going to take them out one by one.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh, you're in my walls and I don't want you there.
You sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I don't like that, and you're talking about eradicating.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I just want you out, dude. All I'm gonna the cop.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You're correct, he didn't pay for that. This is a
service that I do for free because I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What the I don't know what that means that I
don't like it. You're in my walls. I want you
out now, dude. I'm about to call call the cops.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, well, I mean before you do that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
This is actually Doebeil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She said that you guys hired an exterminator to day
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh my god, I'm so mad right now that I want.
I want to laugh, but I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh god, I I now now now I'm able to.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But man, I'm just so relieved.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's some weirdos not rummings around near.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But we thought every morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
With a two Bull phone pranks Weekday Mornings on the
twenties is another j Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Hello, Yo, Hi, this is Trevor calling from Auto Detail.
I was looking for Sydney.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I don't know if we're gonna be done detailing your
vehicle today, so we're gonna need it like a little
bit longer.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh so much longer.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, I don't know, because it kind of depends on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So look.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
YouTube.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah, like if I can find the right tutorials on
YouTube to like you know, assemble everything again, then like
hopefully by like tomorrow. But like I don't know because
I've already been searching hella, and I'm not finding any
videos that are like super.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Helpful, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So you don't know what you're doing?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Well, uh, well I'm new, you know, So I just
started and this is like my first Auto Detail, so
like just trying to make sure that everything is right,
but like mostly it's just like assembling everything again. It's
kind of like becoming a challenge you know, So like
I'm just seeing if I can find the right YouTube.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Tutes, YouTube tutorials, I mean, yeah, like if you do
you know any good YouTube tutes out there for like
putting engines back together.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
And stuff my engine yeah, because like you signed up,
you know, you wanted like the engine to be clean too,
so like it was very easy to take it apart
and stuff, you know, but like putting it back together
is like kind of challenging. It is like a puzzle.
But like you know, like I always thought I was
pretty good at puzzles because I play a lot of
puzzles with my grandma. But like it's kind of hard
(06:28):
to put it back together. So like I'm trying to
find the right YouTube tutes.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
You took a part my engine? What what the heck? Yeah,
that's not okay.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Well, like because it said like engine cleaning, you know
what I mean. And then the events too, like there's just
a lot of pieces and I'm trying to figure out
how to put all this stuff back together.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh my gosh, what do what do you mean put
everything back together? You're not even supposed to take anything apart?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yeah, And then also like I think I like need
to figure out how to get another door?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
What do you mean another door?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Okay, so, like I know that this might be like
troublesome to hear this part, but like I was trying
to clean the vents out and it said, like there's
vents in the door, So like I took the doors
off too, and then I think I accidentally put like
one of your doors on another car. And so now
like I have yeah, like I have your three of
(07:37):
your doors, but then I also have a random door
for like a Ford truck and it doesn't fit. Right.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What do you realize how much that's gonna cost me
to get a random door? What do you mean? How
did you even switch it with someone.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Else's car door?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's what I was.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well, I was able to put like all the stuff
back on the Ford truck that I was like detailing,
but like one door seemed kind of wonky, and I
guess I didn't realize it. But also it was a
different color. So like I already painted your car the
same color as the door that I have, but then.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It like won't fit.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Oh my god, you painted my car?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
What the Yeah, but like it looks pretty good, Like
I did a good job because like we didn't have
auto paint, so I just went to the hardware store
and I got some wood stained.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
But like, it works pretty good.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You didn't even use auto paint.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You used wood.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm leaving work right now. I'm gonna come pick up
the car and I'll talk to your boss when I
get there, and you're gonna get fired, and you know what,
your company it's gonna buy me a new car.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Well, in that case, i'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
A what Yeah, this is actually Gubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend
and set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh my gos joke.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He said that you took your car and to be
detailed at a new place and he wanted to prank you.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh my gosh, I was literally picturing my car in
a million pieces. I'm just so glad that this is
a prank call.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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