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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My mother. She both phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties on on that I'm calling him right now, dude,
I'm just gonna I mean, it's probably pretty cool, so
I'll probably just tell him, you know, hello, Oh hey.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is Randy. How are you.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I'm good. I'm sorry, Randy.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, Randy, Okay, how can I help you? Randy?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I guess Sorry, dude, I forgot a part. I'm Randy
and I work up. We were you know, had your
guitar in here restringing it?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Uh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So do you do you have gigs and stuff like
you playing a band or whatever.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, so yesterday I got last minute gig. Was I was,
you know, restringing your guitar because I worked, you know,
I worked in the back here and I got a last.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Minty gig and so that's why I'm calling you. What
are you saying? What you use my guitar? Is that
what you're saying? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, So what happened was like I was, you know,
at the shop, and then I got a call and
it was like a three hour drive. We had to
go right then. So I don't have my guitar currently,
so I would just like finish putting the strings on yours,
and then so I took yours with me for.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
The gig and yeah, so I just want to let
you know that that happened. I felt like I should
go clean.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I mean, that's not cool, Like, what why would you
do that? That's not cool. I work at a guitar shop.
Why would you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay from making a guitar.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But so, like, you know, from one you know, guitarist
to another, dude, like it's all good.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
So no, dude, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it's a cool guitar. It's beautiful, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's a beautiful That's why you took it.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It was gorgeous. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What do you mean it was? What? What?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
How it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Would I say? It was?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Shoot?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
She said was that sounds like something happened to it,
something awesome happened.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So we completely like destroyed like we did awesome. We
killed it, you know, and like we were playing our
final song right and.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, yeah, the crowd is going.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nuts, dude, and I got a little bit carried away
and I sort of just like, you know, smashed it.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
You gotta be this is a joke. My guitar is destroyed.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I just got away.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I drop on my guitar to get it restringed, and
it's and you smashed it on a stage.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
If you would have been playing this show too, dude,
and saw the crowd going crazy, you might have.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I just went, like in a blind guitarist.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, it seems probably pretty expensive, but.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, probably pretty expensive. Man. And you, I mean, holy dude,
you're in you are in so much trouble.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So that's the reason I was calling you was to
see if I could, like, you know, we can not
alert my bosses to the situation because.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
A dude, I mean, I'm getting in my car and
heading over there, and I'm probably going to get on
the phone with.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The lawyer because pretty sure, like after the fourth time
of doing this, they my can me and I kind
of need the job.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So dude, you've done this four times.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Every time I take a guitar from the shop and
use it, I just have the best show, dude, and
then I know I ripping and then all of a sudden,
I just like I block out even before I know.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So, do you have any guitars there after you've broken
them off.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Dude, Yeah, we have a ton, so like you're for
you to look at them and see if there's any
that you know.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Great, I'm going to come down there and I'm going
to restring one right around your neck.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I don't know what you meant by that, Like.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I mean exactly that I'm going to choke you out
with the strings.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, yeah, now you get it. Dude, that's not very
rock and roll, or is it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh, that's very rock and roll. It's very rock and roll. Well,
then I.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Should let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your girlfriend Isabella set you up?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's the worst show.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She said that you dropped your favorite guitar off to
be reached trunk the other day and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I mean, that's ridiculous as it sounds. I thought one
of you guys took about guitar to a gig.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And smashed it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That would be the most rock and roll I think, yeah,
it would be pretty rock and roll.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
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weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone
prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, Hi is this Tison?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is creation? But who is this? Hi?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
My name is Juniper, and I was wondering if you
have a moment to speak with me about something it's
rather important. What is this regarding you recently purchased a
new home and I hope you're enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Uh, how the would you know that? Oh? Well, it's because.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm the previous owner of the abode that you're current now,
and I know it's not appropriate or customary for the
old homeowner to reach out to the new Yes, and
I'm so sorry about that, but I needed to call
you because I was wondering if there might be a
(05:46):
time that we can set up so I can come
by and get one of my belongings that I loved there.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Oh yeah, I don't know that the house was completely
empty when we got in there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You couldn't have anything here.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But I don't think any house is really completely empty
to you. It's sort of I feel like it has
the essence of all the people that have been there before,
and some might have left and some never left in
a way if you think about it.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Okay, yeah, sure, but look, man, there's there was nothing
in the house.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
There is nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yes, there's some some very something very important to me.
There things that are very important to me that I
left there. They're actually not out and about in the house,
but they are in the house. And I will promise
you that after I retrieved the items, I will make
sure to clean up and you'll never know that I
(06:46):
was there.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Ah, So what do you have to Where are they?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What do you have to do to them?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
There's a few points in the wall where something certain
points in them all the walls of the house.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yes, yeah, So you're saying you want to damage my
walls of my house.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well, a little bit about me. I'm very handy and
I do all of my home improvements and other things
all DIY, so I wouldn't worry about the cutting of
the wall or the dry wall. I'm very precise and
very good and when I slice into all those things and.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I know how to repair them.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
So you're saying you're really good at cutting in two things.
Do you know that that sounds weird, dude, It sounds weird.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm sorry if that came off the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I definitely don't want us to meet weird maybe twenty
thirty minutes in your house to just retrieve my friends
from out of the wall, so I would gladly share
a little with you.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Dude, it sounds like you have dead bodies in the walls.
You down like a lunaty I am, I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Off right now. You're saying names of people.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
That are in the wall right now, like you've creep.
I'm calling the cop.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I'm so sorry about that. Seems to be a mix up.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I was talking about Benjamin Franklin, who's on the front
of Money. I've I've left some money in the walls
that I would like to get back, and I'm gladly
give you a cut of it.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone rank on.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You and your wife set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Oh my god, Really that was so weird. I did
not know what to think for the time, Like I
kind of thought maybe something was going on, but I
really didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, she said, you guys just moved into a new
house and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
That was weird.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
We thought that every morning with a jubole phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,