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May 23, 2025 9 mins
What happens when a Call of Duty grudge turns into a full-blown identity crisis? In this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, a gamer gets the scare of his life when a mysterious caller starts rattling off numbers that sound suspiciously like... his bank account?!

A salty “kid” claims he’s been dominated in-game one too many times and decides to take revenge—by “hacking” the guy’s phone and threatening to shut down his finances unless he throws the next match. Just when the panic peaks, we hit him with prank #2: a cleaner who accidentally vacuums up a beloved pet’s ashes and replaces them with cigarette dust—then sets the couch on fire!

From digital warfare to domestic disaster, this episode is a rollercoaster of:
  • Epic overreactions
  • Unbelievable misunderstandings
  • And the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the meltdowns - weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven kiss that time?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, four chicks? Three? What who is this?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ninety four eighty six?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
What the hell? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Why do you keep calling me?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
What are these numbers?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's going? Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Three?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
What? Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Do you want to read it back to you? Against soccer? Wait? Hello?
Do you want me to read ouse numbers?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Do you want me to read those numbers back to
you against soccer?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (00:59):
My god, you're that's that smiley face that sax.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I recognize the vice.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh my god, it's you.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You're the You're the kid. You're the kid that's bothering me.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
On call of duty?

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Yes, How the heck did you get my number?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Man's weird, like getting numbering.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I don't know if you recognize what that first number
I had was. I called you a few kids hung up?
You know what that number?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
West?

Speaker 8 (01:19):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:19):
And I'm not here for riddles, man, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Not into that.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's this is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Why are you.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Calling me calling?

Speaker 5 (01:25):
I'm tired of you camping when you're playing Call of
duty and killing me every time?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Tis better than you?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Strategy it's a game. It's strategy. It's strategy, it's strategy.
And you always saying I'm camping. I'm not camping.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Camp wait for me walking on the corner and like
and then you kill me how the blue and then
like every single time.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Whatever, and I don't care what is this number?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:46):
What number you're talking about? And then it better not
be weird. You better not have my like my girlfriend's number,
my mom's number, or like an address or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Please, okay, like, let's just keep it a call of duty.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
I'll take you.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't call it duty.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
I'll take you out.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You're oh you yays are over?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Whoa dude? Relaxed man? How old are you?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Don't worry about John, Okay, don't worry about that. I'm
own us to play call of duty. So I'm sired
for people saying that I'm not I am. And I'm
tired of you sitting around and camping and then hacking
and then killing me every single time playing. So I
hacked your account and I got your number because you
shouldn't be making people you don't online and so yeah,
so I'm on the phone and tell you, like back off,
and the next time we play, you're going to let
me kill you at least forty times, and then you're

(02:28):
gonna have to deactivate your account.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, he's gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You have to deact a yeah right, yeah right?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
And what are you gonna do about it? What are
you going to do?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know if you know what those numbers was
that I read at the beginning of the phone call.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What I called you three times? I hung up?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
That was me.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, I don't know what would you like slower?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (02:51):
Four?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Three?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Look, I don't know what is wrong with you.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
I don't know what that number was, But I don't
know what that is. I don't know where you're saying
to me.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
That is your bank account number? What that's right?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
If I can your bank account as well, and if
you do not deacuvate your account, then I would be
deactivating your bank account.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
You cannot do that.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
What are who are you?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Who are you?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Why are you bothering me with this right now? Why
do you have my bank account number on you?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm just typical teenager.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
You mess with the wrong teenager, you mess with.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
The wrong adult. I'm an adult.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Top, I'm an adult top with an ADULTA.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Oh yeah, okay, you're gonna you're gonna take my banky okay, cool,
I'm gonna call the cops right now, and you're gonna
go all the way to jail until you're an adult,
top you hear me?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Kid?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Uh so you're saying like you like you're not going
to delete your gamer tag.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
No, I'm not gonna delete my account. I'm gonna call
the cops right now and you're gonna go to jail.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, Well then, can I just tell you that this
is a brank phone call and this is Jewel from
the Jewel Show doing a break on you and your
girlfriend Tess.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
My god, are you?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Are you pretty?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Kid of me? Right now?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
She says, You've been arguing with some kid online for
like the last couple of weeks and wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I seriously thought that
this kid has like packed my life like you saw
in my identity.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
He's like, have my bank account. I don't even know
my bank accounts.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
On the man, this kid was like repeating numbers to me.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I thought he was like spitting matrixes at me.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
What wait thought that every morning with a jew Boll phone
pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties is another ju wolphone.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
On one six seven kiss Them.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from cleaning.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh is this Jason?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, Hi, Jason.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
It's Trevor calling from cleaning.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You know we clean your house every week.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Okay, Hi, Hi, how are you today, Trevor.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
I'm not too bad, Thank you for asking. I mean,
it's been a stressful day here at work, but other
than that, you know, I'm doing pretty good. I have
some plans later to hop on PlayStation Live with some
friends of mine in a game for a while, you know,
and I think I'm gonna have probably some beef stroking

(05:34):
off for dinner or something like that. So all in all,
i'd say it's been a pretty good day, you know, except.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, Trevor. I'm happy that you're having a great day
or stressful day, and then you're just gonna get better later.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
But I'm a little busy right now. Yeah. My boss
told me to call you.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Okay, Well, so when we were cleaning your house today,
there was like a little incident, and so they said
I should tell you about it.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Okay, So, so chev tell me about the little incident because.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I got things to do.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
How little of an incident was it?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well?

Speaker 6 (06:10):
I think have you ever heard of a happy accident before?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Are you talking about missage?

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
What are you talking about, Trevor?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh no, it's like where you know, something happens where
it's like an accident, but then it ends up to
be like a happy thing, like a happy accident. I
guess you could actually call it a accident. That would
be good too, if you can find the words I've
never heard.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Do me a favorite, Tevor? Can you tell me what
you're calling about?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because I have a lot of to do. What do
you mean you had.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
An accident in my house? What do you mean a
happy accident?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Can you tell me what happened?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh yeah, I saw. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
They told me to tell you about it because you
might it might be important for.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Me, So tell me about it. Just tell me about it, okay.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Anyway, So I was cleaning, you know, because I'm a
cleaner at your Haulls.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay? So I knocked over a vase? And then.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Which vase did you knock over?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, it's like a little vase, you know, and which
color is a little vase?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
And where was it?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Well, okay, so I was in the living room on
a table by the TV.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's like a bluish kind of color on the Are
you serious?

Speaker 6 (07:31):
I had some headphones in and then I was kind
of like, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
About your headphones. So what happened to the vase?

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Trevor, Oh, well, that's the happy accident part, because.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Like, not a happy accident.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
What happened to the vase? So I tipped it over
but it didn't break.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
There was a bunch of dust in it, and so
I vacuumed all the dust uff.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
No, that wasn't dust.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
That wasn't dust, you idiot. Have you ever seen an
urn before? You vacuumed up my kid's dead lizard ashes?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Well, I gotta I gotta do something about this. I
gotta call your manager. Do you have anything else to
say to me?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Well, yeah, that wasn't the main reason. My boss told
me I should call you.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's them for me?

Speaker 8 (08:20):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Because I wanted to replace the dolls, which I guess
is you can't.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
You can't replace the dust. It was a living creature.
Now it's gone, and that was its ashes we were holding.
We were holding ceremonies for that living.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Your house smells like cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Now my house.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Smells like cigarettes?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
So?

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Okay, I don't smoke, but to refill it, I went
to the store and I got a hell of cigarettes,
and so I was just burning cigarettes the whole time
while I was craving.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
What is like?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
The real thing is one of them fell on the
couch and it burned the entire couch shop. You are you?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Where are you?

Speaker 8 (08:58):
Are you in my house?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Are you there? Where are you?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Where are you? I want to see you.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I want to see you in person.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show
doing a.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Phone prank on you and your wife. Set you up?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh okay, all right. I was wondering. I was wondering
how someone Yeah, I was imagining going home with my house,
my my couch burning, my kids are crying?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Wait thought every morning with a Jewbil phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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