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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone trank. Weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one kiss that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, hey, I was looking for Andrea. Hey, slow down,
Sorry about that? Hello, looking for Andrea.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah this is Andrea. Hi, Hey Andrea. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
This is Pete Eakins with and just calling about your
car that was in your phone oil change.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm trying to drive here.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Sorry about that? Sorry about that? Oh boy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What the oil change?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, everything seems to be good. I'm just out taking
her for a test drack.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey, hey, hey, you're driving my car?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, just taking it for a little test drive. Make
sure everything's going well with what. I'm so sorry about that.
I think the Bluetooth connection in your car doesn't work
very well after you have you been having problems with that?
Because I'm not and.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's just a why in my car?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Out?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Don't hawk at me? Buster? I howk at you? I'm
so sorry? What my car okay? With the oil like,
I'll come and pick up my car right now. Why
are you with my car?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah? Car seems to be running smooth. I wish I
could say that for the other drivers that are Ay,
I'm moving here, Hold on one.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Just one second. I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm you know, people get so upset when they think
that they own the road.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know what I mean? You out driving my car?
Bring my car back. I'm ready to come pick it up.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well, just you know, checking it out, making sure it's
running all smooth.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's running.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, it's running pretty good. Uh fast are you going?
Why are you driving my car?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, because you had the oil changed in it, and
I just wanted to give the engine.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey, hey, I will get out of this car so fast. Sorry,
what's that? I'm coming to get my car right now?
In my car?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, you can't come get it just yet because it's
not Hey, it's not done yet.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Why are so many people hawking at you?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I've been asking myself the same question, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Driving my car. I only ask for a change. Nothing
else told you trying to go here? Oh boy, oh boy,
you need to go back so I can pick my
car up.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Hey, just to let you know, any red light camera
tickets that you get in the mail, I will gladly
take care of those.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think I've hit about three or four of them.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Bring a car back to the dealership right now, and
let me know what.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I can come pick it up.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And there's middle fingers for you, bud hereah dow, I'm
honking at you, yeah, conking right at bring my car back?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, okay, yes, it'll be in about two hours. It
should be back. Oh hour.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I thought the little thing was done.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What's that? So sorry it's hard to hear you with
the windows rolled down. Yeah, the oil change. I thought
that's all you were doing.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yep, And and it is all changed and done. It's
just I'm taking it over. I got a dentist appointment.
Got to keep the teeth, you know, sharp in pearly white.
So yeah, and I'll bring it right back after that.
You need to bring my car back right now, because
you're about to get fired. I'm gonna go off on
your boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
This is so inappropriate. Bring my car back right now.
I can't do that actually at all.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubel Show.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Doing a phone prank on you and your husband or honey.
Set you up? What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh seriously, So my car is not Wait, you don't
have my car?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I don't at all Oh my god, I totally thought.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That you actually went out like to the dentist and
someone just like took my car.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm like, what the hell is wait?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Thought?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Every morning with a two bull.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Phone tranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another two
bull phone.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Trank weekday mornings on the twenties me on ninety six
seven Kiss that then.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hello, I'm outside. Hello, I'm outside with big surprise for you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Can you speak up? I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yes, I said, I'm outside with a big surprise for you,
a rather large one.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Sorry. Who is this You're outside with a big surprise
for me?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, Hi Russell. My name is Juniper, and I'm calling
from Chevrolet in regards to your recent test drive with US. Okay, Yes,
you took a liking to the Chevy Silverado, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, I did it, liked you back?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What's your name again?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
My name is Juna and I'm calling because you've came
in to drive the Silverado twice and I you're to
let you know that you like to extend a week
long test drive for you in the vehicle. I'll buy
yourself for a week, just you and the Silverado.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Okay, Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, the vehicle has arrived, and it's just.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
How do you know where I left the keys.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And get behind the wheel and go and tackle the
open roads.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I don't believe I gave any address for home locations.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, I was able to get the address from your
driver's license that you gave us when you took the
original test drives, and so I.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Sure, but I never I don't believe I gave consents
for you to show up, right. Is this is that legal?
I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Let's not go throwing that word around. I don't know
if we need to use that word.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, don't use the weigel.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh no, not that word, the C word that you'd use.
I don't want to use that word. It's sort of
a surprise, and I didn't know we wanted to surprise you.
Just show up with the vehicle so that you could
have it for a week. So the vehicle's whereabouts were
accounted for for the entire week.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
The vehicles whereabouts were known for entire week. What does
that mean?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh, it just means that if anybody were to wonder
where the vehicle was between now and when you return it,
we would have a very good answer for them as
to where the vehicle was.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
This is making me uncomfortable. I don't know what is it. Headed.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sometimes when a company reaches out with extra benefits out
of the blue, it can be overwhelming and feel strange.
But I want you to be able to feel strange, Rustle,
I want you to feel all sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
What you want me to feel? All sorts of things?
What is that supposed to mean? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Just the joys and the pains of life behind the wheel.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Choice in the pain. I don't know what's going on,
but what is wrong with you? You sound like some
weird serial killer type dude and making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
A couple of words we shouldn't use there either. I
don't know why you think the head. I'm just calling
from the dealership with the vehicle outside of your house
for you to test drive for a week and make
sure that if anybody asks, you say you've had it
for the whole week, it's all been clean.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Get away from my house. I don't want you anyone
near me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I've left the keys.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I am calling the cops if I see anything.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
The keys are on the counter.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You went in my house?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh, I noticed the door was almost unlocked, and so
I just kind of let myself.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Okay, no no, no, no no, no, that's not okay. I'm calling
the cops.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jewel Show doing a phone
brank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh my, she said, there, you've.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Been shopping for a new car and she wanted to
creep you out.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Am so creep out.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
We thought that every morning with a Jubile phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,