June 17, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt with this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In today’s double-feature, we dive into two of the most hilariously awkward prank calls ever aired.
First up, meet Barkley Amadeus—a self-proclaimed third understudy and “direct descendant of Mozart”—who calls a theatergoer to accuse her of ruining his performance with a rogue ringtone. The drama escalates fast with Shakespearean flair, wild accusations, and a twist that’ll leave you howling.
Then, things get even weirder when a “pharmacist” follows up on a prescription and starts asking if the patient is feeling... tingling? Disoriented? Should he unlock his front door for emergency crews?! The tension builds until the truth is revealed—and it’s comedy gold.
Whether you're a fan of improv, love a good prank, or just need a laugh, this episode delivers big time. Don’t miss these epic moments of confusion, chaos, and comedy.
Subscribe for more prank calls every weekday morning on the 20s! Only on 96.7 KISS FM
First up, meet Barkley Amadeus—a self-proclaimed third understudy and “direct descendant of Mozart”—who calls a theatergoer to accuse her of ruining his performance with a rogue ringtone. The drama escalates fast with Shakespearean flair, wild accusations, and a twist that’ll leave you howling.
Then, things get even weirder when a “pharmacist” follows up on a prescription and starts asking if the patient is feeling... tingling? Disoriented? Should he unlock his front door for emergency crews?! The tension builds until the truth is revealed—and it’s comedy gold.
Whether you're a fan of improv, love a good prank, or just need a laugh, this episode delivers big time. Don’t miss these epic moments of confusion, chaos, and comedy.
Subscribe for more prank calls every weekday morning on the 20s! Only on 96.7 KISS FM
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another both phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven Kiss that then.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, my name.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is Barkleyama dais and I'm calling from theater. Is this Katie?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi Katie. I'm not sure if you heard where I
was calling from.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah, you're with the theater.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh yeay?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Are you you're Oh you're returning my call?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Right, Yes, I'm returning your call. This is bark Hey.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you for taking the time I call.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I mean, I am pretty busy, so.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I imagine it's just I called to notify the theater
of what was going on because we had that woman
in front of us with that incessant beeping, and when
I tried to talk to her about it, she just
shrugged and told me she didn't know how to turn
off the phone.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh boy, okay, Well, I guess you're looking for a
job here, aren't you maybe looking to take my job?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Well, outside from you identifying yourself as someone who works
at the theater and calling me back, I.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Don't know what you're We already have a lead for
the show that you saw, but a really.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Good acting job on the line. There I really liked it.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Sorry the line, Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Obviously it was your phone that was going off, and
I'm surprised that you don't recognize my name.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I no, I don't recognize your name. And it was
certainly was not my phone. It was the woman who
was in a row in front of us.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Let me just introduce myself one more time. This is
Barkley Amadeis aside from this show?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
What? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I most certainly did not.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'll have you know that I am the third understudy
to the lead role of the show that you saw.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Way wait, why would you be calling me? Why would
the theater give.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Me my number?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I went to the box office and I was talking
to them because I was upset that my process was broken,
and I asked them if they knew where that phone
ringing was coming from, and they said one person had
called in to complain, and I knew it was you,
And that's why I'm on the phone. You completely ruined
the night's.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Performance for me.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, no, no, no, no. I'm calling because my experience was disturbed, Paul,
my husband's experience was disturbed. Everyone who sat intersection within
hearing of that person was disturbed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Doest thou hear a liar in our.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Midst Yes, sire, no, no, I just did two parts there.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I did the sire, and then the person saying, hark.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Okay, I don't again. I don't know why you're calling me.
You said you're just an understudy, and you're not even
the understudy. You're as third people away from being on stage.
You don't do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Anything Barkley, the third understudy to the lead.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And I want to tell you right now, Barkley Amadeus,
no one on this phone called Cares.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's not a stage name.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You know, that's not the phone.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Directly, really to.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Look, I am telling you we were there and there
was this noise going and sassaly at the play. It
has nothing to do with us. It has everything to
do with the person I complained about.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Initially, twas you, which is who what.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It was you who ruined the knight's performance and tarnished
my good family name.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What did you say your name was again.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Barkley Amadeus, a direct descendant from the great Amadeus Mozart.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh my god, you have got to be kidding me
with all of this line of chat. And I can't
believe you keep going. You are so persistent. Wait, you
just said Mozart your last You're a descendant.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Direct descendant of Amadeus Mozart. It is my name after all,
Barkley Amadas.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
No, okay, if you're a direct descendant of Mozart and
Amadius isn't even his first thing. His name was Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You've dim with you?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Ask me some kind of stupid actor.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yes, I am. Also, I'm not an actor at all.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Really, I think you and I probably agree on the.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
First name in this conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Actually, Jewbel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Tamara set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
What's a joke?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is Jewbil.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, she said that you guys went to the theater
together and somebody's phone in front was going crazy, so
you complained to the theater and she wanted me to
mess with you. Oh my god, glad you called me
out on the last name thing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't even think about that when I said it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
We thought Every morning with a jew bul phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven,
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from pharmacy. I was
looking for Daniel.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, this is list Me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hi Daniel. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh? Okay great.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm just doing a follow up on the Maxi silan
that you picked up yesterday from the pharmacy.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, yeah, yeah, No, I have it great.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A couple of questions, just because we like to follow
up with our patients to make sure that everything is
going okay. Are you at home currently? Yes? Okay great?
And have you taken your first dose of the medication
yet this morning?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I have okay, wonderful. Just a couple of questions for
you because I don't know if you've ever taken this
medication before.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, I haven't. I did a compultation yesterday when I
picked it up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, I know I saw that on your chart, but
I'm the one who filled the dose, so I want
to make sure that I did everything correctly. Are you
feeling any tingling yet or a gentle hum in your
ears by any chance? No? Are your arms feeling slightly
heavier than usual yet? No? What do you mean yet? Oh?
(06:34):
Did I say?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just meant like if that were to happen, it
could be an adverse reaction. So I'm just checking to
make sure that everything was right with what I filled
your prescription. With any disorientation at all.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No, I'm not disoriented.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Why would I be disoriented? Oh there's an antibiotic, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But sometimes these things can be very powerful, and I
just wanted to make sure that you were feeling okay
and hadn't kicked in in a weird way or anything
like that. Make sure the front door is not locked.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Why would I be making show my front door is
not locked?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, just in case there's any adverse reactions to the
medication that you've been given, it would be good to
leave it unlocked so that if emergency crews had to
show up, they were able to get in the door,
just in case.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, okay, something my medication.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did I put something in your medication?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Did you put some hum of medication? You're asking me
if you know? I'm all just if I'm being disoriented?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Take your speech might be getting slurred? Is it is? It?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
No? And what do you sound so exciting about that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What did you do? Did I sound excited about the
possibility of becoming disoriented and maybe taking a nap. Are
you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Be I'm gonna come down there with the cops.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh if Oh, well, if you'd like to come down here,
might I suggest I come pick you up to drive
you because I don't know if you'll be able to
operate heavy machinery soon.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I want to call the cops and you want to
go to the jail, get pervert? If we could just
maybe not oh not talking right now, pervert? You are
going to jail?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay? Well then, final, I'll let you know that this
is a prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
On you and your wife set you up. It's a job.
She said that you had to get a prescription for something.
I wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I was sitting up there like, what did I just
take
Speaker 1 (09:25):
His We thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks
weekday mornings on its twenties
It's another both phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only one six seven Kiss that then.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, my name.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is Barkleyama dais and I'm calling from theater. Is this Katie?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi Katie. I'm not sure if you heard where I
was calling from.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah, you're with the theater.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh yeay?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Are you you're Oh you're returning my call?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Right, Yes, I'm returning your call. This is bark Hey.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you for taking the time I call.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I mean, I am pretty busy, so.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I imagine it's just I called to notify the theater
of what was going on because we had that woman
in front of us with that incessant beeping, and when
I tried to talk to her about it, she just
shrugged and told me she didn't know how to turn
off the phone.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh boy, okay, Well, I guess you're looking for a
job here, aren't you maybe looking to take my job?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Well, outside from you identifying yourself as someone who works
at the theater and calling me back, I.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Don't know what you're We already have a lead for
the show that you saw, but a really.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Good acting job on the line. There I really liked it.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Sorry the line, Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Obviously it was your phone that was going off, and
I'm surprised that you don't recognize my name.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I no, I don't recognize your name. And it was
certainly was not my phone. It was the woman who
was in a row in front of us.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Let me just introduce myself one more time. This is
Barkley Amadeis aside from this show?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
What? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I most certainly did not.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'll have you know that I am the third understudy
to the lead role of the show that you saw.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Way wait, why would you be calling me? Why would
the theater give.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Me my number?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I went to the box office and I was talking
to them because I was upset that my process was broken,
and I asked them if they knew where that phone
ringing was coming from, and they said one person had
called in to complain, and I knew it was you,
And that's why I'm on the phone. You completely ruined
the night's.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Performance for me.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, no, no, no, no. I'm calling because my experience was disturbed, Paul,
my husband's experience was disturbed. Everyone who sat intersection within
hearing of that person was disturbed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Doest thou hear a liar in our.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Midst Yes, sire, no, no, I just did two parts there.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I did the sire, and then the person saying, hark.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Okay, I don't again. I don't know why you're calling me.
You said you're just an understudy, and you're not even
the understudy. You're as third people away from being on stage.
You don't do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Anything Barkley, the third understudy to the lead.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And I want to tell you right now, Barkley Amadeus,
no one on this phone called Cares.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's not a stage name.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You know, that's not the phone.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Directly, really to.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Look, I am telling you we were there and there
was this noise going and sassaly at the play. It
has nothing to do with us. It has everything to
do with the person I complained about.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Initially, twas you, which is who what.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It was you who ruined the knight's performance and tarnished
my good family name.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What did you say your name was again.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Barkley Amadeus, a direct descendant from the great Amadeus Mozart.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh my god, you have got to be kidding me
with all of this line of chat. And I can't
believe you keep going. You are so persistent. Wait, you
just said Mozart your last You're a descendant.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Direct descendant of Amadeus Mozart. It is my name after all,
Barkley Amadas.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
No, okay, if you're a direct descendant of Mozart and
Amadius isn't even his first thing. His name was Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You've dim with you?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Ask me some kind of stupid actor.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yes, I am. Also, I'm not an actor at all.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Really, I think you and I probably agree on the.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
First name in this conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Actually, Jewbel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Tamara set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
What's a joke?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is Jewbil.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, she said that you guys went to the theater
together and somebody's phone in front was going crazy, so
you complained to the theater and she wanted me to
mess with you. Oh my god, glad you called me
out on the last name thing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I didn't even think about that when I said it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
We thought Every morning with a jew bul phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven,
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from pharmacy. I was
looking for Daniel.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, this is list Me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hi Daniel. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh? Okay great.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm just doing a follow up on the Maxi silan
that you picked up yesterday from the pharmacy.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, yeah, yeah, No, I have it great.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A couple of questions, just because we like to follow
up with our patients to make sure that everything is
going okay. Are you at home currently? Yes? Okay great?
And have you taken your first dose of the medication
yet this morning?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I have okay, wonderful. Just a couple of questions for
you because I don't know if you've ever taken this
medication before.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, I haven't. I did a compultation yesterday when I
picked it up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, I know I saw that on your chart, but
I'm the one who filled the dose, so I want
to make sure that I did everything correctly. Are you
feeling any tingling yet or a gentle hum in your
ears by any chance? No? Are your arms feeling slightly
heavier than usual yet? No? What do you mean yet? Oh?
(06:34):
Did I say?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just meant like if that were to happen, it
could be an adverse reaction. So I'm just checking to
make sure that everything was right with what I filled
your prescription. With any disorientation at all.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No, I'm not disoriented.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Why would I be disoriented? Oh there's an antibiotic, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But sometimes these things can be very powerful, and I
just wanted to make sure that you were feeling okay
and hadn't kicked in in a weird way or anything
like that. Make sure the front door is not locked.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Why would I be making show my front door is
not locked?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, just in case there's any adverse reactions to the
medication that you've been given, it would be good to
leave it unlocked so that if emergency crews had to
show up, they were able to get in the door,
just in case.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, okay, something my medication.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did I put something in your medication?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Did you put some hum of medication? You're asking me
if you know? I'm all just if I'm being disoriented?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Take your speech might be getting slurred? Is it is? It?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
No? And what do you sound so exciting about that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What did you do? Did I sound excited about the
possibility of becoming disoriented and maybe taking a nap. Are
you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Be I'm gonna come down there with the cops.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh if Oh, well, if you'd like to come down here,
might I suggest I come pick you up to drive
you because I don't know if you'll be able to
operate heavy machinery soon.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I want to call the cops and you want to
go to the jail, get pervert? If we could just
maybe not oh not talking right now, pervert? You are
going to jail?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay? Well then, final, I'll let you know that this
is a prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
On you and your wife set you up. It's a job.
She said that you had to get a prescription for something.
I wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I was sitting up there like, what did I just
take
Speaker 1 (09:25):
His We thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks
weekday mornings on its twenties
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