September 22, 2025 • 9 mins
In this episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show, we’re serving up double trouble with two outrageously funny calls that push the limits of sanity and suburban patience.
First up, Jubal poses as Pete Eakins, the overly entitled assistant to the president of the B***h Homeowners Association. He accuses poor Miles of harboring an unapproved wind chime—but things spiral out of control when Pete claims he entered Miles’ home, took a shower, and critiqued his hot water heater. Miles’ reaction? Absolutely priceless.
Then, we flip the script with a prank on bride-to-be Hannah. Jubal calls from a fictional dry cleaner to inform her that her wedding dress has been accidentally transformed into a roller derby costume. With pink dye, chopped sleeves, and the number 17 stitched on the back, Hannah is seconds away from a meltdown before the big reveal.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, rage, and the kind of reactions that make Phone Pranks a must-listen every weekday morning. Don’t miss this episode—it’s one for the books!
First up, Jubal poses as Pete Eakins, the overly entitled assistant to the president of the B***h Homeowners Association. He accuses poor Miles of harboring an unapproved wind chime—but things spiral out of control when Pete claims he entered Miles’ home, took a shower, and critiqued his hot water heater. Miles’ reaction? Absolutely priceless.
Then, we flip the script with a prank on bride-to-be Hannah. Jubal calls from a fictional dry cleaner to inform her that her wedding dress has been accidentally transformed into a roller derby costume. With pink dye, chopped sleeves, and the number 17 stitched on the back, Hannah is seconds away from a meltdown before the big reveal.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, rage, and the kind of reactions that make Phone Pranks a must-listen every weekday morning. Don’t miss this episode—it’s one for the books!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven, kiss that thumb. Hello, hey there,
this is p Deakins, assistant to the president of the
Homeoterers Association. I was looking for Miles.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is Miles.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hey there, Miles. How you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm okay, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm great. I got some things to talk about though.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sure if you heard. My name's Pedeakins, assistant to the
president of the Holmoters Association. And I was on my
morning rounds and I noticed a little something.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
My pleasant morning was shook, absolutely jarred. Okay, would you
like to explain the sounds coming from your backyard?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The sounds coming from my backyard?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Where you're talking about crashing, jingling sounds?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I have no idea what you get to the point?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, I'll go ahead and explain it to you. There
is an unapproved wind chime in the.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Back Oh the wind chime is why you're calling me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I went ahead and checked your file and Nope,
no approval for a wind chime. So you want to
talk to me about that? Hm? You guys are crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
An approval for a wind chime is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
M m mm hmmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well you got no approof for the windchime, and so
I'm gonna have to find you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh yeah, m hm, send the bill, Send the bill
my way. I'll be sure to throw right into the shredder.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't you you've got some nerve, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I didn't talked about the hot water. It's the hot
water heater yet as well?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What are you talking about the hot water heater?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well in my house?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you don't know anything about my hot water heater?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's said a little too hot?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You don't. How do you know what my water temperatures
pecked to it in my house?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, while I was in your backyard looking at the
wind chime that was unapproved, h I noticed that a
window was open, and I wanted to get that closed
for you, because I don't want anybody sneaking in your house.
So I went ahead and used the opportunity before I
closed it to go to check out the interior of
the home as well. And I looked at the hot worry.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm sorry, what did you say? You went inside my window? Yes,
check out the youth went into my home.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That that's the violation of the ho way.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You can't just go into people's homes.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, I am the assistant to the president of the
Homelek Association.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I kind of do what I want, which means absolutely nothing. No.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So I was taking a shower and the water felt.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Where were you taking a shower.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In the master bathroom and the.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
My master bathroom? Well, you have to be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm sorry you were in my house taking.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
A shower, Yes, but to inspect the hot water heater
and uh, by the way, the towels you have are great.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What the are you talking about? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
After I'm done finding you for all the things, I
do want a recommendation on where you got those towels,
because they were fabulous. But yes, the hot water heater.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
A little too.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You're not getting a recommendation for anything except to get
the out of this community.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
In the HOA, you you gotta be breaking guns of rules.
I'm gonna call the police.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Because what you did is breaking and entering. You can't
just go into my house and use my m.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You're absolutely getting arrested.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Nobody here is getting.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Find on my end, you're getting arrested for what you did.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, you don't go into somebody's house like that the way.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That you're doing. What you're doing right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You have the audacity to go into.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
My house shower, in my shower.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You don't know who's in my house, if my wife
at home.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What are you doing? I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Hey, Miles, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you. Hey, your wife Sarah,
say you up?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are you Bara? Are you kidding? Right now? My blood
is boiling.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She said that you recently put a windchime up and
we're joking about the homeowners Association getting angry with it
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wait out Every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
With a Jewbol Phone Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties
is another Jubil Phone.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss a thumb. Hello, Yes, h this is Ted Dabodoah.
I'm calling from drag Clean and I was looking for
Hannah who's had a wedding dress in here being all
cleaned up and gusted up and printed up before the
(05:12):
big day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, is it ready for pick up?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Will just need to talk to you a little bit
about the dress and it's exciting you're getting married enough,
she was in just a couple of days here. Is
that Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah? This weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Big congratulations to you and the groom to be. Wadings
make me so happy.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, So can I come get it today?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Will? That is what I needed to call and talk
to you about. Just wondering what the color scheme for
your wedding you what do you mean, Oh, just a
question for you. Just wondering what the color scheme is
for your nuptials. I always like to find that kind
of stuff out. It's fun for me to think about that.
You know. I love love and I love people getting
married and things like that. So sure, Just yeah, wondering
(05:59):
what the color scheme.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
We're going with, like baby pink and it's just black
and white type. But is the dress ready and for pickup?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well? That is exactly why I'm calling. So I do
think it might be a good thing that your wedding
color is got some pink in it. I'm calling to
inform you that there has been a little bit of
a mishap and uh, yeah, that wedding dress is now
dead and gone and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
What's the mishaps?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, something that happened unfortunately now that wedding right?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
What exactly though, like, what exactly happened?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is the dress good?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well? You know, we're very busy, very busy place, and
we do a lot of business with a lot of
different kinds of customers. And unfortunately, somehow your wedding dress
got mixed up with a badge from another client and
it has been tailored and landa in the same way
that you know their clothing was, and so it's been
(07:03):
all to the little bit, I guess I should.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
What So what exactly does that mean?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're beating around the bush? Is my dress ready for pickup?
And is it good to do? What is what is
actually happening?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A little bit of a question for you. What's your
favorite number? Hanna?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Who cares what my favorite number is? What is going
on with my wedding?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
God? You know, you know what my grandma always told me.
She said, when you deliver a new I.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Don't care what is going on with my wedding drive.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was about to say, I'm just gonna have to
rip the band aids straight off. So your dress got
mixed up with another client of OZ. They are a
roller Derby team and they performing wedding dresses, so that's
that's how that happened. But it has been tailored in
the way of the roller Derby team, so it's been
cut down, quite a bit of arms cut off it,
it's been ded pink and it's got number seventeen on
(07:51):
the back.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Jesus, what the f are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I wish I was. Yeah, this.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I am.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
My wedding is in three days and I have a
roller Derby costume now to wear.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So I guess if I'm picking up exactly where you're
going with this, you don't want the dress still, even
though it's been altered to look like a roller.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Not it's not even my dress. You made it a
roller dirty costume for God's sake.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, And I didn't know if you in the roller
dirty because you know, some people would hear about that
and they'd be like, well, that's a cool little spin
on a wedding dress. You know, That's what I was
hoping you would say. But clearly not a roller Derby fan.
But I do want to.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
See me you honestly, must be out of your mind
to think that this conversation is even okay, let alone
that I would accept that as my wedding gowns.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I do want to make this better for you, Hannah,
And I know, because I know you're getting married in
a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's hard to get directly you want to make it better.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, what I was thinking is you could bring in
your grooms tuxedo and we could alter it kind of
the same way, and then you can maybe just maybe
it look like you did it on purpose. Like, no,
you curiously, this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your fiance. Tyson
set you up. Oh my god, I joke. He just
(09:15):
wanted to freak you out before the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I am like still kissed right now. This is I'm pissed.
So my wedding dress is fine?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I was literally I was starting to.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Picture myself walking down the aisle like in this disgusting
threaded football looking draft.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We thought every morning with a Jubel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven, kiss that thumb. Hello, hey there,
this is p Deakins, assistant to the president of the
Homeoterers Association. I was looking for Miles.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is Miles.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hey there, Miles. How you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm okay, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm great. I got some things to talk about though.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sure if you heard. My name's Pedeakins, assistant to the
president of the Holmoters Association. And I was on my
morning rounds and I noticed a little something.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
My pleasant morning was shook, absolutely jarred. Okay, would you
like to explain the sounds coming from your backyard?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The sounds coming from my backyard?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Where you're talking about crashing, jingling sounds?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I have no idea what you get to the point?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, I'll go ahead and explain it to you. There
is an unapproved wind chime in the.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Back Oh the wind chime is why you're calling me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I went ahead and checked your file and Nope,
no approval for a wind chime. So you want to
talk to me about that? Hm? You guys are crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
An approval for a wind chime is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
M m mm hmmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well you got no approof for the windchime, and so
I'm gonna have to find you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh yeah, m hm, send the bill, Send the bill
my way. I'll be sure to throw right into the shredder.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't you you've got some nerve, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I didn't talked about the hot water. It's the hot
water heater yet as well?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What are you talking about the hot water heater?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well in my house?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you don't know anything about my hot water heater?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's said a little too hot?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You don't. How do you know what my water temperatures
pecked to it in my house?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, while I was in your backyard looking at the
wind chime that was unapproved, h I noticed that a
window was open, and I wanted to get that closed
for you, because I don't want anybody sneaking in your house.
So I went ahead and used the opportunity before I
closed it to go to check out the interior of
the home as well. And I looked at the hot worry.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm sorry, what did you say? You went inside my window? Yes,
check out the youth went into my home.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That that's the violation of the ho way.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You can't just go into people's homes.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, I am the assistant to the president of the
Homelek Association.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I kind of do what I want, which means absolutely nothing. No.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So I was taking a shower and the water felt.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Where were you taking a shower.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In the master bathroom and the.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
My master bathroom? Well, you have to be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm sorry you were in my house taking.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
A shower, Yes, but to inspect the hot water heater
and uh, by the way, the towels you have are great.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What the are you talking about? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
After I'm done finding you for all the things, I
do want a recommendation on where you got those towels,
because they were fabulous. But yes, the hot water heater.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
A little too.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You're not getting a recommendation for anything except to get
the out of this community.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
In the HOA, you you gotta be breaking guns of rules.
I'm gonna call the police.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Because what you did is breaking and entering. You can't
just go into my house and use my m.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You're absolutely getting arrested.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Nobody here is getting.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Find on my end, you're getting arrested for what you did.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, you don't go into somebody's house like that the way.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That you're doing. What you're doing right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You have the audacity to go into.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
My house shower, in my shower.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You don't know who's in my house, if my wife
at home.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What are you doing? I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Hey, Miles, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you. Hey, your wife Sarah,
say you up?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are you Bara? Are you kidding? Right now? My blood
is boiling.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She said that you recently put a windchime up and
we're joking about the homeowners Association getting angry with it
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wait out Every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
With a Jewbol Phone Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties
is another Jubil Phone.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss a thumb. Hello, Yes, h this is Ted Dabodoah.
I'm calling from drag Clean and I was looking for
Hannah who's had a wedding dress in here being all
cleaned up and gusted up and printed up before the
(05:12):
big day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, is it ready for pick up?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Will just need to talk to you a little bit
about the dress and it's exciting you're getting married enough,
she was in just a couple of days here. Is
that Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah? This weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Big congratulations to you and the groom to be. Wadings
make me so happy.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, So can I come get it today?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Will? That is what I needed to call and talk
to you about. Just wondering what the color scheme for
your wedding you what do you mean, Oh, just a
question for you. Just wondering what the color scheme is
for your nuptials. I always like to find that kind
of stuff out. It's fun for me to think about that.
You know. I love love and I love people getting
married and things like that. So sure, Just yeah, wondering
(05:59):
what the color scheme.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
We're going with, like baby pink and it's just black
and white type. But is the dress ready and for pickup?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well? That is exactly why I'm calling. So I do
think it might be a good thing that your wedding
color is got some pink in it. I'm calling to
inform you that there has been a little bit of
a mishap and uh, yeah, that wedding dress is now
dead and gone and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
What's the mishaps?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, something that happened unfortunately now that wedding right?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
What exactly though, like, what exactly happened?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is the dress good?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well? You know, we're very busy, very busy place, and
we do a lot of business with a lot of
different kinds of customers. And unfortunately, somehow your wedding dress
got mixed up with a badge from another client and
it has been tailored and landa in the same way
that you know their clothing was, and so it's been
(07:03):
all to the little bit, I guess I should.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
What So what exactly does that mean?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're beating around the bush? Is my dress ready for pickup?
And is it good to do? What is what is
actually happening?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A little bit of a question for you. What's your
favorite number? Hanna?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Who cares what my favorite number is? What is going
on with my wedding?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
God? You know, you know what my grandma always told me.
She said, when you deliver a new I.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Don't care what is going on with my wedding drive.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was about to say, I'm just gonna have to
rip the band aids straight off. So your dress got
mixed up with another client of OZ. They are a
roller Derby team and they performing wedding dresses, so that's
that's how that happened. But it has been tailored in
the way of the roller Derby team, so it's been
cut down, quite a bit of arms cut off it,
it's been ded pink and it's got number seventeen on
(07:51):
the back.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Jesus, what the f are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I wish I was. Yeah, this.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I am.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
My wedding is in three days and I have a
roller Derby costume now to wear.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So I guess if I'm picking up exactly where you're
going with this, you don't want the dress still, even
though it's been altered to look like a roller.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Not it's not even my dress. You made it a
roller dirty costume for God's sake.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, And I didn't know if you in the roller
dirty because you know, some people would hear about that
and they'd be like, well, that's a cool little spin
on a wedding dress. You know, That's what I was
hoping you would say. But clearly not a roller Derby fan.
But I do want to.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
See me you honestly, must be out of your mind
to think that this conversation is even okay, let alone
that I would accept that as my wedding gowns.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I do want to make this better for you, Hannah,
And I know, because I know you're getting married in
a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's hard to get directly you want to make it better.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, what I was thinking is you could bring in
your grooms tuxedo and we could alter it kind of
the same way, and then you can maybe just maybe
it look like you did it on purpose. Like, no,
you curiously, this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your fiance. Tyson
set you up. Oh my god, I joke. He just
(09:15):
wanted to freak you out before the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I am like still kissed right now. This is I'm pissed.
So my wedding dress is fine?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I was literally I was starting to.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Picture myself walking down the aisle like in this disgusting
threaded football looking draft.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We thought every morning with a Jubel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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