October 10, 2025 • 5 mins
In this hilarious episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show, Jubal takes on the persona of Donk, a self-proclaimed gym bro who just bought a yoga studio with cash and is ready to “revolutionize” the peaceful practice with protein shakes and hardcore workouts. When he calls Chelsea, the longtime manager and instructor, things spiral fast—from confusion to outrage to full-blown meltdown.
Chelsea’s passion for yoga and her studio shines through as she defends the sacred space from Donk’s absurd ideas like trademarking “Namasté” and turning yoga into a frat party. Just when she’s about to quit and unleash her fury, Jubal reveals the prank—set up by her coworker Courtney, who knew Chelsea was stressed about the studio’s recent sale.
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Chelsea’s passion for yoga and her studio shines through as she defends the sacred space from Donk’s absurd ideas like trademarking “Namasté” and turning yoga into a frat party. Just when she’s about to quit and unleash her fury, Jubal reveals the prank—set up by her coworker Courtney, who knew Chelsea was stressed about the studio’s recent sale.
Tune in for your daily dose of laughter and don’t forget to subscribe for more weekday morning madness on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties on then Hello, Yeah it's Donk. Is this Chelsea? Uh?
Yes it is? But who am I speaking with? Donk? Okay?
(00:25):
And and who and who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh? My bad normal sleigh Chelsea. Uh So I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage,
like just bought it like a couple of days ago,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hustle hard.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So yeah, I just call and introduce myself, say what's up.
Let you know, I'll be in like later on this
week probably check everything out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh you're the new owner. Yeah, well welcome. Yeah, bottom
of cash okay, that's yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
A business like I had an they're gem you now,
and then I was like, dude, time to get into
the untapped market at yoga, you know what I mean.
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
so like, what's up.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're ready to get it or what?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not sure what that means, but yeah, you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Years, and I am.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's also not not a stay, not a slay isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga, but it's yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, not anymore, like you know, I mean that, like
we're supposed to respectfully, you know what I mean, but
like we're going to switch things up like a lot
when normal sleigh is what we're gonna say from now on.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like I've already trademarked up. Uh so you say your
name is doc, like like a doc like.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dog Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like
everybody just calls me donk.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Donk like like short for donkey.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like I'll be like a donkey, but like not with
the E part, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Mm okay, And and my my, my biggest question here
is have you ever taken a yoga class before or
you you just thought.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, dude, Like I've done yoga mostly try pick up
chicks or whatever, you know, And every time I've been
in there, I'm like, okay, cool, like you're scratching and stuff,
but like it's not even a workout at all. So
we're gonna bring in some hardcore like workout techniques and
start including them into the class, you know, and I'll
start training everybody on them at the end of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry. I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
One hundred percent of full body worked out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And yeah, like maybe if you never worked out before,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know, maybe you should come to my class, and
I bet you would be it would be difficult for you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So yeah, I thought this might happen with our first conversation.
I get like inviting me to the class and stuff like,
I know what that means, but I really want to
keep a professional.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh my god, are you serious? For rest of all,
I don't go out with men.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To talk like this. You don't talk like that.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, nobody talks like that, you see, idiot. Okay, I
don't know what protein prouder you snorted before you called me.
You're not changing the yoga studio, you're ruining it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It is the one.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Safe haven that we have in our neighborhood for people
to come and skate. Meatheads like you, you piece of pork. Okay,
so I don't, I will quit okay.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Fraternity from hell, like go shove the keg up.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
This is bold and yeah yeah yourself okay. So that's
in the intensity that I was hoping for, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like like Chelsea, this is actually double from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And your coworker. Courtney set you up. Oh my gosh,
that's she said.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And she knows I've been so stressed doubt about that.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What an app Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Oh my gosh. We go out every morning with a
jewbole phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties on then Hello, Yeah it's Donk. Is this Chelsea? Uh?
Yes it is? But who am I speaking with? Donk? Okay?
(00:25):
And and who and who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh? My bad normal sleigh Chelsea. Uh So I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage,
like just bought it like a couple of days ago,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hustle hard.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So yeah, I just call and introduce myself, say what's up.
Let you know, I'll be in like later on this
week probably check everything out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh you're the new owner. Yeah, well welcome. Yeah, bottom
of cash okay, that's yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
A business like I had an they're gem you now,
and then I was like, dude, time to get into
the untapped market at yoga, you know what I mean.
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
so like, what's up.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're ready to get it or what?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not sure what that means, but yeah, you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Years, and I am.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's also not not a stay, not a slay isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga, but it's yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, not anymore, like you know, I mean that, like
we're supposed to respectfully, you know what I mean, but
like we're going to switch things up like a lot
when normal sleigh is what we're gonna say from now on.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like I've already trademarked up. Uh so you say your
name is doc, like like a doc like.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dog Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like
everybody just calls me donk.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Donk like like short for donkey.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like I'll be like a donkey, but like not with
the E part, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Mm okay, And and my my, my biggest question here
is have you ever taken a yoga class before or
you you just thought.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, dude, Like I've done yoga mostly try pick up
chicks or whatever, you know, And every time I've been
in there, I'm like, okay, cool, like you're scratching and stuff,
but like it's not even a workout at all. So
we're gonna bring in some hardcore like workout techniques and
start including them into the class, you know, and I'll
start training everybody on them at the end of the week.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry. I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
One hundred percent of full body worked out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And yeah, like maybe if you never worked out before,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know, maybe you should come to my class, and
I bet you would be it would be difficult for you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So yeah, I thought this might happen with our first conversation.
I get like inviting me to the class and stuff like,
I know what that means, but I really want to
keep a professional.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh my god, are you serious? For rest of all,
I don't go out with men.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To talk like this. You don't talk like that.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, nobody talks like that, you see, idiot. Okay, I
don't know what protein prouder you snorted before you called me.
You're not changing the yoga studio, you're ruining it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It is the one.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Safe haven that we have in our neighborhood for people
to come and skate. Meatheads like you, you piece of pork. Okay,
so I don't, I will quit okay.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Fraternity from hell, like go shove the keg up.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
This is bold and yeah yeah yourself okay. So that's
in the intensity that I was hoping for, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like like Chelsea, this is actually double from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And your coworker. Courtney set you up. Oh my gosh,
that's she said.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And she knows I've been so stressed doubt about that.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What an app Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Oh my gosh. We go out every morning with a
jewbole phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
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