May 5, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions in this hilarious episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! Jubal takes on the persona of Tia Devoro from Geek Squad, calling Ethan to deliver some shocking news about his beloved MacBook Pro. What starts as a routine check-up quickly spirals into chaos as Tia reveals the catastrophic mishap involving spilled coffee, a forklift, and a completely destroyed computer. Ethan's reactions range from disbelief to fury, and just when things couldn't get worse, Jubal drops the bombshell that it's all a prank set up by Ethan's cousin Tim. Tune in for the laughs, the drama, and the unforgettable moments that make The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks a must-listen!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven tum Hello, Yes, Hello, my
name is Ted dev Eux.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm calling from geek Squad and I have a computer
for Ethan in my position right now that he was
having worked on.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is this Ethan?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, this is Ethan.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What how do we doing today, Ethan? I'm fine, Thank you,
It's just wonderful. You know what I'm doing pretty swell. Actually,
thank you very much for asking. You know, a lot
of people don't really ask you about how days. They
just like, where's my computers? My computer done? Can I
get my computer fix? They don't often ask us about
our day, So thank you very much for asking.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's fair kind of you.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Eating Yeah, no problem. Is my computer done?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, actually it is. It is very done.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Like, okay, so can I come pick it up?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, that is what I just needed to call you
to talk about a little something with your computer first. Okay,
So I guess that's the best way to say this. So, sometimes,
you know, when you're working on things in the setting
where there's other people around, sometimes someone will leave some
sort of beverage or something like that on the counter,
and then every once in a while you'll be working
away on the computer and you won't notice it, and
(01:17):
then you'll knock it over and go all over the computer.
And anyway, I just get to the point. So that
computer is dead and that computer is gone now, and
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, you had a beverage and my computer is ruined.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well it's yes, it's yes. Your computer is dead and
gone now. I'm so sorry about this, but I would
like to make it better if I could.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And there's there's it's more shape than when I brought
it in, and there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, it is, yes, it is. It is in way
worse shape.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So there was there was a liquid that was spilled
on it, and then when the liquid spilled on it,
I kind of like, I kind of freaked out a
little bit, and then I tossed it over my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm trying to make sure you guys aren't drinking on
the job or anything. It was coff the opposite of
the job, So I want to make sure thick with.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Or Like one of my co workers, Randy, he's always
leaving his coffee cups all willing nearly about the office,
which I think is just it is filthy and it's ridiculous, and.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm I brought my computer for you to fix it,
and Randy Randy broke it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, not exactly, Tiffany broke it. He drives the folk left.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why do you need Why is Tiffany forklift to work
on my computer?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, no, that's not exactly what happened. So the liquid
had spilled on the computer. I knocked it over. It
had spilled on the computer. It startled me. I tossed
it over my shoulder, and Tiffany just happened to be
driving the fork left by at the same time, just
bad time, and I guess, and she ran right over
your computer and just completely snatched it to pieces.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And so that computer is dead and gone.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm so so sorry about this anyway, So, yes, I
understand that you're frustrated, because I would be also frustrated
if somebody had dead gone my computer when I did
not want a dead gown. But we do have an
iPad many that we would love to just give to you.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I gave you a MacBook pro.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You broke my MacBook prose. You offered me iPad many
I need to.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Speak to a manager or a possible.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know, I think if I could give you a
little if I my grandma that she always gave me
in these situation.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, unless your grandma has a better MacBook Pro like
in front of me right now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Always said.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She always said, you always see what you're looking at,
and so that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, I.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Don't even know what any of that means. I'm coming
over to you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You always see what you're looking at. So if you're
looking at the bad parts of things, you're gonna see
the bad parts of things. If you're looking at the
good part, well that would be a bad part of things.
But if you think about it, that MacBook was so big,
and this I Pad Many it is so slim and trim,
and it can fit in any kind of bag.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You won't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh, you know what I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm heading over. I'm getting all your inspired and.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm gonna shove that iPad many so far.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I just let you notice it's a prank phone Calliday,
and this is actually Jewbil from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your cousin Tim set
you up. Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh he said he had to have your MacBook fixtion
and it's still at the geek Squad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And you wanted me to say they broke it.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, well now I got to go destroy Tim's laptop.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, we thought every.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Morning with a jew Bull Phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties, Jubile Phone.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six seven,
kiss that thumb? Hello, Yeah it's Donk? Is this Chelsea?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes it is? But who am I speaking with?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Donk?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay? And and who and who are you?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh? My bad normal Sleigh Chelsea. Uh so I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage, like,
just bought it like a couple of days ago, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hustle hard. So yeah, I just call and introduced myself.
Say what's up.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Let you know, I'll be in like later on this
week probably check everything out.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh you're the new owner.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, well welcome.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I bought it with cash, Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So like a business like I had another gem, you know,
and then I was like, dude, time to get into
the untapped market at yoga, you know what I mean.
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
so like what's up? You ready to get it or what?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I'm not sure what that means, but yeah, you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many years,
and I am.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's also not not a stay, not a slay isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
But it's yeah, yeah, so no, not anymore, like you
know what I mean that Like we're supposed to respectfully,
you know what I mean, but like we're gonna switch
things up like a lot when normal Sleigh is what
we're gonna say from now on.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like I've already trademarked up. Uh so you say your
name is doc like like a doc like dog.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like everybody
just calls me donk.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Donk like like short for donkey.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like I'd be like a donkey, but like not with
the e part, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Mm okay, and and my, my, my biggest question here
is have you ever taken a yoga class before or
you just thought no.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Dude, Like, I've done yoga mostly try pick up chicks
or whatever, you know, And every time I've been in there,
I'm like, okay, cool, like you're scratching and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But like it's not even a workout at all.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
So We're going to bring in some hardcore like workout
techniques and start including them into the class, you know,
and I'll start training everybody on them at the end
of the week.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry. I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is one.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hundred percent of full body workout. And yeah, like maybe
if you never worked out before, you know, you.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Know, maybe you should come to my class, and I
bet you would be it would be difficult for you, okay, Like,
so yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This might happen. With our first conversation, I.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Get like inviting me to the class and stuff, like
I know what that means, but I really want to
keep a professional Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
My god, are you serious. First of all, I don't
go out with men.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
To talk like this.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
You don't talk like that.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Okay, nobody talks like that, you idiot. Okay, I don't
know what protein prouder you snorted before you called me.
You're not changing the yoga studio, You're ruining it. It
is the one safe haven that we have in our
neighborhood for people to come and escape meatheads like you,
(08:29):
you piece of pork. Okay, so I don't, I will
quit okay, Oh my god. Yeah, fraternity from hell, like
go shove a keg up, this is bolk my god.
(08:50):
Yeah yeah, go yourself Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So that's in the intensity that I was hoping for,
you know.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna hang up, yeah, like bye.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Like, oh, Chelsea, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Courtney set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh my gosh, that's she said.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Oh my gosh, and she knows I've been so stressed
out about that. What an app Oh oh my gosh.
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven tum Hello, Yes, Hello, my
name is Ted dev Eux.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm calling from geek Squad and I have a computer
for Ethan in my position right now that he was
having worked on.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is this Ethan?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, this is Ethan.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What how do we doing today, Ethan? I'm fine, Thank you,
It's just wonderful. You know what I'm doing pretty swell. Actually,
thank you very much for asking. You know, a lot
of people don't really ask you about how days. They
just like, where's my computers? My computer done? Can I
get my computer fix? They don't often ask us about
our day, So thank you very much for asking.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's fair kind of you.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Eating Yeah, no problem. Is my computer done?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, actually it is. It is very done.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Like, okay, so can I come pick it up?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, that is what I just needed to call you
to talk about a little something with your computer first. Okay,
So I guess that's the best way to say this. So, sometimes,
you know, when you're working on things in the setting
where there's other people around, sometimes someone will leave some
sort of beverage or something like that on the counter,
and then every once in a while you'll be working
away on the computer and you won't notice it, and
(01:17):
then you'll knock it over and go all over the computer.
And anyway, I just get to the point. So that
computer is dead and that computer is gone now, and
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, you had a beverage and my computer is ruined.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well it's yes, it's yes. Your computer is dead and
gone now. I'm so sorry about this, but I would
like to make it better if I could.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And there's there's it's more shape than when I brought
it in, and there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, it is, yes, it is. It is in way
worse shape.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So there was there was a liquid that was spilled
on it, and then when the liquid spilled on it,
I kind of like, I kind of freaked out a
little bit, and then I tossed it over my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm trying to make sure you guys aren't drinking on
the job or anything. It was coff the opposite of
the job, So I want to make sure thick with.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Or Like one of my co workers, Randy, he's always
leaving his coffee cups all willing nearly about the office,
which I think is just it is filthy and it's ridiculous, and.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm I brought my computer for you to fix it,
and Randy Randy broke it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, not exactly, Tiffany broke it. He drives the folk left.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why do you need Why is Tiffany forklift to work
on my computer?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, no, that's not exactly what happened. So the liquid
had spilled on the computer. I knocked it over. It
had spilled on the computer. It startled me. I tossed
it over my shoulder, and Tiffany just happened to be
driving the fork left by at the same time, just
bad time, and I guess, and she ran right over
your computer and just completely snatched it to pieces.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And so that computer is dead and gone.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm so so sorry about this anyway, So, yes, I
understand that you're frustrated, because I would be also frustrated
if somebody had dead gone my computer when I did
not want a dead gown. But we do have an
iPad many that we would love to just give to you.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I gave you a MacBook pro.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You broke my MacBook prose. You offered me iPad many
I need to.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Speak to a manager or a possible.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know, I think if I could give you a
little if I my grandma that she always gave me
in these situation.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, unless your grandma has a better MacBook Pro like
in front of me right now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Always said.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
She always said, you always see what you're looking at,
and so that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, I.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Don't even know what any of that means. I'm coming
over to you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You always see what you're looking at. So if you're
looking at the bad parts of things, you're gonna see
the bad parts of things. If you're looking at the
good part, well that would be a bad part of things.
But if you think about it, that MacBook was so big,
and this I Pad Many it is so slim and trim,
and it can fit in any kind of bag.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You won't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh, you know what I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm heading over. I'm getting all your inspired and.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm gonna shove that iPad many so far.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I just let you notice it's a prank phone Calliday,
and this is actually Jewbil from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your cousin Tim set
you up. Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh he said he had to have your MacBook fixtion
and it's still at the geek Squad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And you wanted me to say they broke it.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, well now I got to go destroy Tim's laptop.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, we thought every.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Morning with a jew Bull Phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties, Jubile Phone.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six seven,
kiss that thumb? Hello, Yeah it's Donk? Is this Chelsea?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes it is? But who am I speaking with?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Donk?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay? And and who and who are you?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh? My bad normal Sleigh Chelsea. Uh so I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage, like,
just bought it like a couple of days ago, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hustle hard. So yeah, I just call and introduced myself.
Say what's up.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Let you know, I'll be in like later on this
week probably check everything out.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh you're the new owner.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, well welcome.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I bought it with cash, Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So like a business like I had another gem, you know,
and then I was like, dude, time to get into
the untapped market at yoga, you know what I mean.
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
so like what's up? You ready to get it or what?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I'm not sure what that means, but yeah, you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many years,
and I am.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's also not not a stay, not a slay isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
But it's yeah, yeah, so no, not anymore, like you
know what I mean that Like we're supposed to respectfully,
you know what I mean, but like we're gonna switch
things up like a lot when normal Sleigh is what
we're gonna say from now on.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like I've already trademarked up. Uh so you say your
name is doc like like a doc like dog.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like everybody
just calls me donk.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Donk like like short for donkey.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like I'd be like a donkey, but like not with
the e part, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Mm okay, and and my, my, my biggest question here
is have you ever taken a yoga class before or
you just thought no.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Dude, Like, I've done yoga mostly try pick up chicks
or whatever, you know, And every time I've been in there,
I'm like, okay, cool, like you're scratching and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But like it's not even a workout at all.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
So We're going to bring in some hardcore like workout
techniques and start including them into the class, you know,
and I'll start training everybody on them at the end
of the week.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry. I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is one.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hundred percent of full body workout. And yeah, like maybe
if you never worked out before, you know, you.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Know, maybe you should come to my class, and I
bet you would be it would be difficult for you, okay, Like,
so yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This might happen. With our first conversation, I.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Get like inviting me to the class and stuff, like
I know what that means, but I really want to
keep a professional Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
My god, are you serious. First of all, I don't
go out with men.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
To talk like this.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
You don't talk like that.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Okay, nobody talks like that, you idiot. Okay, I don't
know what protein prouder you snorted before you called me.
You're not changing the yoga studio, You're ruining it. It
is the one safe haven that we have in our
neighborhood for people to come and escape meatheads like you,
(08:29):
you piece of pork. Okay, so I don't, I will
quit okay, Oh my god. Yeah, fraternity from hell, like
go shove a keg up, this is bolk my god.
(08:50):
Yeah yeah, go yourself Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So that's in the intensity that I was hoping for,
you know.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna hang up, yeah, like bye.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Like, oh, Chelsea, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Courtney set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh my gosh, that's she said.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Oh my gosh, and she knows I've been so stressed
out about that. What an app Oh oh my gosh.
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties
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