September 26, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry with this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! In today’s double-feature:
- Trevor the Panicked Neighbor calls Erica with an emergency: his goldfish, Lord Glitterpants, has slipped down the sink and might have popped up in her apartment. What follows is a bizarre, hilarious plea for access that leaves Erica stunned and furious.
- Then, Dr. Donk, a CrossFit-loving “doctor” with shaky hands, calls Marcus to confirm his vasectomy appointment—sorry, brosectomy. Between dropping his phone and flexing his muscles, Donk’s confidence-inspiring skills are anything but professional.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Hello, Yeah, I need I need access?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh anyway, what am I talking to?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh? Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access
to your apartment.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I think you get the wrong number of Trevor is Erica.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, I need access to your apartment. But I'm
like kind of an emergency.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So I don't even know who you are Trevor. I'm sorry,
I don't No, I don't think So what do you
mean you need access to my apartment? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
My name is Trevor, and I live next door to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh and so, but why do you need to come
to my apartment?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Because I had a problem with Lord glitter Pants and
I'm pretty sure he's probably there. Now what what are
you talking about? You need access to who?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Lord glitter Pants? He So, okay, I guess I should
give you the full story.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes you should.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay. So I live next door to you, and my
name is Trevor. Okay, and we haven't met before. I've
seen you, yeah, but I've never met you. Yeah, okay,
And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants and then
he slipped out of my hands, and so I think
he's there.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now, who's Lord clear pant?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh? Lord, I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't explain it because
like I'm a little bit panicked, but like so, Lord,
glitter pants is my goal, and I was washing him
in the sink, and then he slipped out of my hand.
He slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, you cannot. I haven't even said to you one
word ever. Are you home? You haven't be. If you
could just look in the sink and see if you
see him, because like I figure, maybe he wanted to
come back home. But then like when I was washing him,
like you know, he went down there and then like
popped up over there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you could check, I'm not gonna look at my sink.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm not look.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I can't even do that any right now because I'm
not even home. Okay, this is so weird.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Who does that?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Wat should the goldfish and just sink.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh weird though, So, uh, you're not home, so you
can't check in the sink. Is it possible if I
could just like go in there and then take a look.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, you can't come to my house. Absolutely
not no.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped up on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not going to appear on my sink.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, I work like that, normally I would think that.
But lord, Lord Glitterpants is like a very smart goldfish,
and he's found his way home three times now because
this has happened before. Except oh my god, no, I'm
thinking that maybe he hopped up on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I the thing is that I'm not even home.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
First of all, No, I'm not going to allow.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You to come to my home. You can't, so you're
gonna have to get another fish.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm actually outside of your door right now. You can
hear me. I'm knocking on it.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No, I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I told you me knock again.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm wondering if Lord Glitterpins maybe we'll answer the door.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh my god, you're like the whole stommorn person up
I've ever met in my life. I never even said
hi to you, and now you're like, want to come
into my house?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Like, who dropped a goldfish on the sink?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You idiot?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Like, no, hey, I'm not home.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, hey, Erica, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Doing a phone brank on you and your roommates set
you up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my, it's a I hater.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Why would she do that?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
She knows I'm so afraid of my neighbors.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, there's no uh that Trevor's not your neighbor, and
there's no cold fish maybe in your sink.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god, I will totally believe that he would
do that too, so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wait thought that every morning with the two boltone Pranks
weekday Mornings on the Twenties is another two bottone prank
weekday Mornings on the Twenties on ninety six.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude. It's Donk, super excited to
get you.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
In here today.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Bro. I'm sorry, who is it?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah, hey dude, Sorry, this is doctor Donk. I'm calling
from the Center and I was looking for Marcus. He's
coming in to go a little snip snip today, get
your pro sectomy done.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Did you say bro sectomy?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, dude, it's what Donk calls it. Oh like I
know it's called it a sactom me. You didn't mean
I'm a doctor. But anyway, Hey, so, like I know
you had originally scheduled with doctor fought like for whatever reason,
he's not going to be in this afternoon. So like
I'm gonna be the dude filling in who's gonna just
you know, snip up, get y'all good to go, so
(05:57):
you will you know you're shooting blanks from now on, dude,
you know what I mean? Like I said, I just
want to call that, you know that kind of go
over a few things, you know, see if you had
any uh hold on, was that one second?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
One?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Sac?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Dropped it again? D hold on one second?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
All right, yeah, sorry about that, dude, I just dropped
my phone. But anyway, you got any questions for me
before I snip you up?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Before you snit me up? So you guys normally refer
to it as snipping up and dropped.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
One dude, I dropped it again? Hold on? Was that
one second? Okay? Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Why are you dropping the phone so much?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What is what's going on over there?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh dude, sorry about that, brother, But like I hit
a PR today doing curls, you know what I mean, Uh,
just got down with my wad, you know. So I
hit a PR today with doing curls and my hands
are hella shaky, and I keep dropping my phone, you
know how it is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Like, but you're going to be doing you said your
hands are hella shaky.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, dude, Like, well, you know, I go, I like
to get my wad done in the morning, you know
what I mean. Said Donk was like I was just like,
let me see if I could set a record day
with the curls, you know what I mean. So, like,
you know, everything's kind of like just jacked up and
like kind of shaky right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But don't worry about it, dude, Like I'll be good to.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Go by the time it comes to get down and
your mix up and uh, you know, cut it.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Off, get down and my mix up?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You're you're kidding me right, Well, no, dude, I don't
know if you knew what.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Okay, so you met with the doctor before right to
go over whatever sectomy is. Yes, yeah, so like I
have to go down there, dude, you know, I'm gonna
have to grab it and like pull it around a
little bit and really like get a good view of
what I'm working with before, you know, so I snip
it up just right. I'm really good at doing these
(08:13):
new worries.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Uh, dude, you don't. You're not filling this confidence right now.
I don't really.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, you like doing and understand like how it might be,
you know, because like you're coming in here to get
like things snipped up and you might not be feeling
like much of a man. But like I can assure you, dude,
I've had three of these and like you know, like
I still got all the test toss around. So you're
not going to lease any tas.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Three of these or you've done three of these.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, like I've done too, but I've had three, so
like I got a lot of experience with these as aectomies,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Like, so how do you even have three theseectomies? That's
how is that possible? But I'm not gonna let some
meatheads sounding CrossFit bro do my vasectomy.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Well I could castle for you, boy, I gotta let
you noted like no refunds, so like you're gonna be
built for it today anyway, So like if you can
find the time, you might as well come in here
for dude.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm not coming in so you're not billing me.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
All right, Fine, then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call then, dude, what Yeah, this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up. Oh my god,
said that you have a mistake to me later this afternoon.
You were nervous about it and she wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I was gonna say, there's no way this guy is
a doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Dude, Oh my gosh, I was.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You had me freaked out, like, what.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wait out every morning with a Jo bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on that's twenty
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Hello, Yeah, I need I need access?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh anyway, what am I talking to?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh? Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access
to your apartment.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I think you get the wrong number of Trevor is Erica.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, I need access to your apartment. But I'm
like kind of an emergency.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So I don't even know who you are Trevor. I'm sorry,
I don't No, I don't think So what do you
mean you need access to my apartment? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
My name is Trevor, and I live next door to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh and so, but why do you need to come
to my apartment?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Because I had a problem with Lord glitter Pants and
I'm pretty sure he's probably there. Now what what are
you talking about? You need access to who?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Lord glitter Pants? He So, okay, I guess I should
give you the full story.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes you should.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay. So I live next door to you, and my
name is Trevor. Okay, and we haven't met before. I've
seen you, yeah, but I've never met you. Yeah, okay,
And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants and then
he slipped out of my hands, and so I think
he's there.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now, who's Lord clear pant?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh? Lord, I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't explain it because
like I'm a little bit panicked, but like so, Lord,
glitter pants is my goal, and I was washing him
in the sink, and then he slipped out of my hand.
He slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, you cannot. I haven't even said to you one
word ever. Are you home? You haven't be. If you
could just look in the sink and see if you
see him, because like I figure, maybe he wanted to
come back home. But then like when I was washing him,
like you know, he went down there and then like
popped up over there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you could check, I'm not gonna look at my sink.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm not look.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I can't even do that any right now because I'm
not even home. Okay, this is so weird.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Who does that?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Wat should the goldfish and just sink.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh weird though, So, uh, you're not home, so you
can't check in the sink. Is it possible if I
could just like go in there and then take a look.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, you can't come to my house. Absolutely
not no.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped up on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not going to appear on my sink.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, I work like that, normally I would think that.
But lord, Lord Glitterpants is like a very smart goldfish,
and he's found his way home three times now because
this has happened before. Except oh my god, no, I'm
thinking that maybe he hopped up on your side.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I the thing is that I'm not even home.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
First of all, No, I'm not going to allow.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You to come to my home. You can't, so you're
gonna have to get another fish.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm actually outside of your door right now. You can
hear me. I'm knocking on it.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No, I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I told you me knock again.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm wondering if Lord Glitterpins maybe we'll answer the door.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh my god, you're like the whole stommorn person up
I've ever met in my life. I never even said
hi to you, and now you're like, want to come
into my house?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Like, who dropped a goldfish on the sink?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You idiot?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Like, no, hey, I'm not home.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, hey, Erica, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Doing a phone brank on you and your roommates set
you up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my, it's a I hater.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Why would she do that?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
She knows I'm so afraid of my neighbors.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, there's no uh that Trevor's not your neighbor, and
there's no cold fish maybe in your sink.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god, I will totally believe that he would
do that too, so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wait thought that every morning with the two boltone Pranks
weekday Mornings on the Twenties is another two bottone prank
weekday Mornings on the Twenties on ninety six.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude. It's Donk, super excited to
get you.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
In here today.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Bro. I'm sorry, who is it?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah, hey dude, Sorry, this is doctor Donk. I'm calling
from the Center and I was looking for Marcus. He's
coming in to go a little snip snip today, get
your pro sectomy done.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Did you say bro sectomy?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, dude, it's what Donk calls it. Oh like I
know it's called it a sactom me. You didn't mean
I'm a doctor. But anyway, Hey, so, like I know
you had originally scheduled with doctor fought like for whatever reason,
he's not going to be in this afternoon. So like
I'm gonna be the dude filling in who's gonna just
you know, snip up, get y'all good to go, so
(05:57):
you will you know you're shooting blanks from now on, dude,
you know what I mean? Like I said, I just
want to call that, you know that kind of go
over a few things, you know, see if you had
any uh hold on, was that one second?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
One?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Sac?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Dropped it again? D hold on one second?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
All right, yeah, sorry about that, dude, I just dropped
my phone. But anyway, you got any questions for me
before I snip you up?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Before you snit me up? So you guys normally refer
to it as snipping up and dropped.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
One dude, I dropped it again? Hold on? Was that
one second? Okay? Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Why are you dropping the phone so much?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What is what's going on over there?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh dude, sorry about that, brother, But like I hit
a PR today doing curls, you know what I mean, Uh,
just got down with my wad, you know. So I
hit a PR today with doing curls and my hands
are hella shaky, and I keep dropping my phone, you
know how it is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Like, but you're going to be doing you said your
hands are hella shaky.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, dude, Like, well, you know, I go, I like
to get my wad done in the morning, you know
what I mean. Said Donk was like I was just like,
let me see if I could set a record day
with the curls, you know what I mean. So, like,
you know, everything's kind of like just jacked up and
like kind of shaky right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But don't worry about it, dude, Like I'll be good to.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Go by the time it comes to get down and
your mix up and uh, you know, cut it.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Off, get down and my mix up?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You're you're kidding me right, Well, no, dude, I don't
know if you knew what.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Okay, so you met with the doctor before right to
go over whatever sectomy is. Yes, yeah, so like I
have to go down there, dude, you know, I'm gonna
have to grab it and like pull it around a
little bit and really like get a good view of
what I'm working with before, you know, so I snip
it up just right. I'm really good at doing these
(08:13):
new worries.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Uh, dude, you don't. You're not filling this confidence right now.
I don't really.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, you like doing and understand like how it might be,
you know, because like you're coming in here to get
like things snipped up and you might not be feeling
like much of a man. But like I can assure you, dude,
I've had three of these and like you know, like
I still got all the test toss around. So you're
not going to lease any tas.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Three of these or you've done three of these.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, like I've done too, but I've had three, so
like I got a lot of experience with these as aectomies,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Like, so how do you even have three theseectomies? That's
how is that possible? But I'm not gonna let some
meatheads sounding CrossFit bro do my vasectomy.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Well I could castle for you, boy, I gotta let
you noted like no refunds, so like you're gonna be
built for it today anyway, So like if you can
find the time, you might as well come in here
for dude.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm not coming in so you're not billing me.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
All right, Fine, then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call then, dude, what Yeah, this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife set you up. Oh my god,
said that you have a mistake to me later this afternoon.
You were nervous about it and she wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I was gonna say, there's no way this guy is
a doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Dude, Oh my gosh, I was.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You had me freaked out, like, what.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wait out every morning with a Jo bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on that's twenty
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