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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another double phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties on them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from Squerless. I was
looking for our wireless customer, Adam.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh god, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hi Trevor. Wait no, I'm Trevor. You're Adam. Yes, I'm Trevor.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm Trevor and I'm calling from Quierless. I was looking
for our customer Adam, not Trevor.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You're talking to him.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
What do you want? By Hi Trevor, I mean Adam. Hi, Adam,
my name is Adam, dude, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So we are calling because a number of our customers
have had service outages, and uh, we are calling to
make sure that your phone is working.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, so is your phone working? Is your phone working
working right now? But the moment I go near a bridge,
I mean it cuts out. That's what you're asking about.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is that the average that you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, I just have one more question. Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from
Squirreless and I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
For I know you were.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
You were just talking to me and.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It sounds like you are your phone what your phone
got disconnected? I think so that is alarming because I
guess there shouldn't have been a disruption in servos. Yeah,
whatever disruption that happened is out clearly on your end, buddy.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Okay, I'm going to do what are you going to do.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
About the service.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm going to escalate this phone call, uh, so that
we can get you dealt with.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Please that I don't know how to put you or
are you just gonna.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Do you know how to put it on hold?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You just press my spotka, okay, I'm gonna press it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh. Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor from Sula.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I know your Trevor.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I know where you're from. So what can I do
for you to.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Stop you calling me?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, we've got to fix your phone issues because your
phone dropped out on the last.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Call to you.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's going on?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Is you hanging up on me? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So sometimes like we don't want to admit that it
might be us, Like there's really no like reflection on
you if your phone is having problems, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Whoa Oh you're so bad at your chop bro.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I literally heard you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm going to someone put me on hold, and then
you hung up on me. Okay, yeah, and then correct
and then that's when we became disconnected. Was when that happened.
So we need to get to the bottom of the
issue with what's going on with your phone.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You have a few.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I wouldn't be surprised if you're.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The reason for the outages.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh okay, so but your phone dropped out. You see,
no one didn't you hung up on me? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, and then it was dropped So I don't am
I not understanding?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You got you got a future and stand up comedy. Dude,
Just be yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You know what, my grandma tells me that I'm pretty funny,
but I don't think I could ever get on stage
like that. Have you ever done anything like that before?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I have, not, my friend, but you totally ship.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh my god, you're you're literally a hack at a human.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
You are at half a human.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually
double for the Dubil show doing a phone right on
you and your roommates say you yeah, it's a joke.
You get easily annoyed by bad customer service and wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh dude, I thought you were like the worst customer
service agent of all time.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Dude, Oh you were that far off?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh you're a hack and a human. That's I've never been
called that before, so thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
We thought that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Every morning with a Jo Bull Phone Pranks weekday Mornings
on the twenties is another Jubile Phone.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Pranks weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hello, Hi, May, this is Tarbor.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm calling from Home Mortgage about your pre approval for
a home loan.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Okay, how are you?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm doing? How are you?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Thank you for asking. So anyway, I have to go
over some things with you. It's still in process, still
trying to figure out if you're worth it or not.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, worth it? Yeah, the pre approval for your home loan.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
All right, we should be fine.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, well I have some questions. Okay, I can I
ask you those questions? Then I can look at your
application for the pre approval and then maybe get you
news this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh that would be great, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So, first of all, do you want to tell me
about the crossing guard in sixth grade?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
The crossing guard?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
M h What does the crossing guard have to do
with anything from when when.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I was in sixth grade.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
M hmm, okay, I mean it's just because we are
getting like trying to get a house.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
It's like near a school zone.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Is that why you're asking me this?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, a little bit about me.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I really like to do my research on people before
we just hand them money. And I have been doing
a little deep diving. And I spoke to your sixth
grade crossing guard. She still works there actually, and it
turns out she's living. I'm sorry, go ahead, but what
was that?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Oh? Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
She shared with me that quite a few times you
would cross without her permission.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
So you want to talk about that, Okay, I was
in sixth grade.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't. I don't know. I didn't and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So maybe the thing about humans and kind of how
we grow is you start off not caring about guidelines,
and when you're young, you think it's just crossing the
street whenever you want, even though there's a crossing guard
right there to help you out.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
She was very nice, by the right use as to
how this has to do with our pre approved home alone,
Like I just don't understand, like why this matters. Shouldn't
this just be about our finances sing to be a
stable income coming in like, well, I don't understand why
this has to do with any day. M okay, Like
you're are like starting to aggravate me a little bit.
(07:02):
Just can we like move forward with the questions that
actually matter?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Okay, I'll go ahead and note that the customer, potential customer, sorry,
potential customer, dodge the question on that one, and we'll
move on to another one.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Okay, so I didn't dodge it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, I didn't hear you talk about it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh, I think it does matter, because you know, children
who don't have any regard for crossing guards tend to
grow up to not have regards from when they should
pay their bill.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's my research.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
But we have paid our bill. Oh yes, I have
submitted both of our statements of everything, and it shows
that we paid everything on type and we have great
credit score.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes, probably that doesn't even matter.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
The crossing guard's probably so old she doesn't even remember
me at this and I don't remember her.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Do you want to tell me about the fake I d.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
How would you know about that? That was like that?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
But that was like age ago?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yes, and I have it on good authority that you
used that fake ID quite a bit to buy alcoholic
beverages when you were not of age.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So I want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Okay, I'm so sorry, but I already dealt with that
issue years ago. I don't need to rehash something that
I dealt with like twenty some years ago. At this point,
I'm going to stop you right there. This is absolutely ridiculous.
I have got two homes before, and I've rented so
many other properties, as.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
You would see in my statement. Would you stop one.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
More You're so annoying with that. I'm sorry, you're so annoying.
I'm just with your questions, with your responses, with your attitude.
I've never had to deal with this before.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Can you stop?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Do you want me to stop?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Talk to your person who hired you to do this,
because through you have no idea what you're doing, and
you're invading other people's privacy. I've never had to answer
any of these questions as have happened.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
If you were one more time, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
As okay, Well, then how about I like you know
that this is actually Jewbil from the Jewbel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Are you hitting me?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
He said that you guys are in the process of
getting a proof for a home run and even nervous
about it, so he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Oh believable.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I've been so stressed.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He told me about your fake ID and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Oh, I was wondering, not like, how would anybody five
that up? The heart attack I just had.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
We thought that every morning with a Jubol phone pranks
weekday mornings on my twenties,