August 18, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for double the laughs and double the chaos in this wild episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! First up, Ethan gets a call from a very committed UPS delivery guy named Juniper Ravensbrook, who’s not only waiting at his house—but inside it. From asking for Wi-Fi passwords to trying on Ethan’s clothes, this prank spirals into a full-blown home invasion!
Then, Nicole gets a call from “Donk,” a gym trainer with a questionable workout program called “Giving You the D.” What starts as a fitness consultation quickly turns into a cringe-fest of absurd workout names like “Panther Pump” and “Cobra Sizzle.” Nicole’s reaction? Priceless.
These two pranks are packed with awkward moments, escalating confusion, and the kind of over-the-top chaos that make Jubal’s Phone Pranks a must-listen. Whether you’re commuting, working out (hopefully not with Donk), or just need a laugh, this episode delivers.
Tune in weekday mornings on the 20s on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, Nicole gets a call from “Donk,” a gym trainer with a questionable workout program called “Giving You the D.” What starts as a fitness consultation quickly turns into a cringe-fest of absurd workout names like “Panther Pump” and “Cobra Sizzle.” Nicole’s reaction? Priceless.
These two pranks are packed with awkward moments, escalating confusion, and the kind of over-the-top chaos that make Jubal’s Phone Pranks a must-listen. Whether you’re commuting, working out (hopefully not with Donk), or just need a laugh, this episode delivers.
Tune in weekday mornings on the 20s on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties one six seven kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That then, Hello, Hi, I'm I'm here. Mm hmm what
I'm here and they've got it with me?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay for YOUTHID? Yeah, yeah, this is easy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
My name is ju Nipper.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh, and I have it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I have it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Uh that's a that's an interesting name, sir. What exactly
do you have for me?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh? Oh, I guess I didn't really fully identify myself.
My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and I am a delivery
person for you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
PS have that package.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was expecting I've got something for you. Uh maybe not. Yes, No,
I have it in my hands right now for you.
I see, and it's his signature. So if you want
(01:35):
your package, I need you just signed for it. That's
something I'm not home, I know. How do you know
that I would hate to have to return the package
back to our facility because I know that can be frustrating.
And I'm sure you want what's inside of the package.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Uh, yeah, that's true. Do you know I'm not home yet?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh? Well, because I stopped at your house with the package,
didn't I ring the doorbelly knocked in no answer, so
I figured you weren't there. That's why I'm calling, because
I need your signature on the paper so I can
give you your package.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, i'd be glad to, but as we'd established it,
I'm not home and you're kind of giving me a
weird vibe.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'll wait.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I can wait, you'll wait, yes, for hours?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, I would hate to have to return your package
to the facility. Oh, I'm sure you want what's inside,
so I can wait. Really, the reason I was calling
was I was wondering if I could get the password
for your WiFi, so I can, you know, check out
TikTok and things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
While I wait, I'd rather you didn't. That's kind of
a personal information. I don't really share that with strangers.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can just sit here and watch Netflix.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Wait, are you inside my house right now?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, I don't know where else I would wait?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh my god, Okay, I need to Oh jeez, Yeah,
this is getting really creepy, sir. I am going to
have to hang up with you right now. I need
to call emergency services.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, I just didn't know where else to wait for you,
so I wouldn't call it breaking in. I was just
making myself comfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That is not cool, sir, you that is very illegal.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I am. I'm going to call the authorities on you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You cannot be here, but I have your package.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I understand that, but that means you know.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right, were the same size.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But the you're in my house drying on my clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, I just killing time until you can get here
so I can get your signature on this package.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
All right, that's a you weirdo.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Arrested, and well, don't do that, because this is just
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's a it's a what Yeah, this is actually Dubil
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She said, you've been waiting for a package. I wanted
to freak you up.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my god, the trick that, Oh my god, that
was the weirdest phone call I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We thought Every Morning with a jew Bull phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
On ninety six seven, Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Thumb, Hello, are you ready to get the D or what?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm sorry what I said?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Are you ready to get the D? Or what the D?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, Nicole's up. My name is Donk and I'm calling
from fitness. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I'm good, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Your name is what?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, my full name is Paul Donkler, but everybody just
calls me Donk. I'm sure you've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Me around here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh okay, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Probably seen me a few times, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I'm sorry, why are you calling?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, so like we haven't met a fish yet, you know,
like Sup's excited to be giving you the D.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What is the D?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh? You don't know what the D is?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, because you're about to find out, because like I'm
going to be giving you the D big time.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't even think you should be calling a workout
program the D.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Like what the hell is that I've given and so
many people that come to this gym the D and
they've never.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh my god, stop saying the D.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,
just so I can be read.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I want tones schools to you. I don't know who
you are, I've never met you. I want to work.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Out with that, okay, Like so I don't want to
be read and correct you on something. But like we
just met, you know, like when I called.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about the D.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It sounds so growth we're talking about I'm excited to give.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You the D.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh my god, do you hear yourself? Stop saying the D.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I don't want to hear about the D.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, But that's like my potented well pottent pending. Like
I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,
you know, but like I've been doing some looking.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
At I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Who argue? So Like I was on chag EPT the
other day and I was like, I want to pot
in my workout program, Like how do I do that?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I got to do some legal stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Say, I'm gonna say hot and pending workout program specifically
designed by donk call to giving him the D. And
by the time we're done, like all your fitness goals
are going to be met and you'll be like no
crushing out Ever's happening.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, this is not something I signed up for. The
D doesn't sound something like I you got me saying it,
saying it. No one told me that I was switching
trainers and I have something. I have an appointment tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, you have an appointment this evening.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And that's why I wanted to get on the phone
with you right away and let you know that Brett
like I'll knew it out.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But he just came in and he like he laughed,
like he quit or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But it doesn't really matter because like he's kind of
a chomp anyway, No, it does matter.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
It does matter because I want to work out with Bett.
I don't want to work out with you. I don't
know who you are. And this program you're talking about
sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, it's like the D. The D can be as
hardcore as you want it to be.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You know, No, I do not want it to be hardcore.
I don't want to talk about this anymore. This is ridiculous.
I want to know what manager.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are
because DONC needs to know like what program of I
don't need to know anything.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Are you looking for more of like a panther pomp
or like a Viking steam.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Or a little cobraz Those sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther pomps.
The goal is to pump you up until you move
like a jungle cap.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know, like.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That crazy dog.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I don't want any of that.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I want to talk to Brett. I want to talk
to a manager.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's not like maybe you might be more fitted for
Donk's Cobra Sizzle program.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's where you're apps. You've got to be your rep.
You know what I mean. Cancel my membership. This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I did not sign up like this is insane.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I think donc gets it, you know, because this happens
a lot on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You do not get it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You are not to me that like you're gonna find
me Attrackey or whatever.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh my god, no, there's no way I'd attractive.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He said that you just started training at the gym
and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh my god, I should have known that that was
a joke, because after you set the d Oh my god,
we
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Thought that every morning with a jeuwbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on that twenties
What is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties one six seven kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That then, Hello, Hi, I'm I'm here. Mm hmm what
I'm here and they've got it with me?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay for YOUTHID? Yeah, yeah, this is easy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
My name is ju Nipper.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh, and I have it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I have it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Uh that's a that's an interesting name, sir. What exactly
do you have for me?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh? Oh, I guess I didn't really fully identify myself.
My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and I am a delivery
person for you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
PS have that package.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was expecting I've got something for you. Uh maybe not. Yes, No,
I have it in my hands right now for you.
I see, and it's his signature. So if you want
(01:35):
your package, I need you just signed for it. That's
something I'm not home, I know. How do you know
that I would hate to have to return the package
back to our facility because I know that can be frustrating.
And I'm sure you want what's inside of the package.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Uh, yeah, that's true. Do you know I'm not home yet?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh? Well, because I stopped at your house with the package,
didn't I ring the doorbelly knocked in no answer, so
I figured you weren't there. That's why I'm calling, because
I need your signature on the paper so I can
give you your package.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, i'd be glad to, but as we'd established it,
I'm not home and you're kind of giving me a
weird vibe.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'll wait.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I can wait, you'll wait, yes, for hours?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, I would hate to have to return your package
to the facility. Oh, I'm sure you want what's inside,
so I can wait. Really, the reason I was calling
was I was wondering if I could get the password
for your WiFi, so I can, you know, check out
TikTok and things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
While I wait, I'd rather you didn't. That's kind of
a personal information. I don't really share that with strangers.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can just sit here and watch Netflix.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Wait, are you inside my house right now?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, I don't know where else I would wait?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh my god, Okay, I need to Oh jeez, Yeah,
this is getting really creepy, sir. I am going to
have to hang up with you right now. I need
to call emergency services.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, I just didn't know where else to wait for you,
so I wouldn't call it breaking in. I was just
making myself comfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That is not cool, sir, you that is very illegal.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I am. I'm going to call the authorities on you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You cannot be here, but I have your package.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I understand that, but that means you know.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right, were the same size.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But the you're in my house drying on my clothes.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, I just killing time until you can get here
so I can get your signature on this package.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
All right, that's a you weirdo.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Arrested, and well, don't do that, because this is just
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's a it's a what Yeah, this is actually Dubil
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She said, you've been waiting for a package. I wanted
to freak you up.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my god, the trick that, Oh my god, that
was the weirdest phone call I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We thought Every Morning with a jew Bull phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
On ninety six seven, Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Thumb, Hello, are you ready to get the D or what?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm sorry what I said?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Are you ready to get the D? Or what the D?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, Nicole's up. My name is Donk and I'm calling
from fitness. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I'm good, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Your name is what?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, my full name is Paul Donkler, but everybody just
calls me Donk. I'm sure you've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Me around here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh okay, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Probably seen me a few times, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I'm sorry, why are you calling?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, so like we haven't met a fish yet, you know,
like Sup's excited to be giving you the D.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What is the D?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh? You don't know what the D is?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, because you're about to find out, because like I'm
going to be giving you the D big time.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't even think you should be calling a workout
program the D.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Like what the hell is that I've given and so
many people that come to this gym the D and
they've never.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh my god, stop saying the D.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,
just so I can be read.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I want tones schools to you. I don't know who
you are, I've never met you. I want to work.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Out with that, okay, Like so I don't want to
be read and correct you on something. But like we
just met, you know, like when I called.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about the D.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It sounds so growth we're talking about I'm excited to give.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You the D.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh my god, do you hear yourself? Stop saying the D.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I don't want to hear about the D.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, But that's like my potented well pottent pending. Like
I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,
you know, but like I've been doing some looking.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
At I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Who argue? So Like I was on chag EPT the
other day and I was like, I want to pot
in my workout program, Like how do I do that?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I got to do some legal stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Say, I'm gonna say hot and pending workout program specifically
designed by donk call to giving him the D. And
by the time we're done, like all your fitness goals
are going to be met and you'll be like no
crushing out Ever's happening.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, this is not something I signed up for. The
D doesn't sound something like I you got me saying it,
saying it. No one told me that I was switching
trainers and I have something. I have an appointment tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, you have an appointment this evening.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And that's why I wanted to get on the phone
with you right away and let you know that Brett
like I'll knew it out.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But he just came in and he like he laughed,
like he quit or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But it doesn't really matter because like he's kind of
a chomp anyway, No, it does matter.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
It does matter because I want to work out with Bett.
I don't want to work out with you. I don't
know who you are. And this program you're talking about
sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, it's like the D. The D can be as
hardcore as you want it to be.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You know, No, I do not want it to be hardcore.
I don't want to talk about this anymore. This is ridiculous.
I want to know what manager.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are
because DONC needs to know like what program of I
don't need to know anything.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Are you looking for more of like a panther pomp
or like a Viking steam.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Or a little cobraz Those sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther pomps.
The goal is to pump you up until you move
like a jungle cap.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know, like.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That crazy dog.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I don't want any of that.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I want to talk to Brett. I want to talk
to a manager.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's not like maybe you might be more fitted for
Donk's Cobra Sizzle program.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's where you're apps. You've got to be your rep.
You know what I mean. Cancel my membership. This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I did not sign up like this is insane.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I think donc gets it, you know, because this happens
a lot on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You do not get it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You are not to me that like you're gonna find
me Attrackey or whatever.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh my god, no, there's no way I'd attractive.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He said that you just started training at the gym
and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh my god, I should have known that that was
a joke, because after you set the d Oh my god,
we
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Thought that every morning with a jeuwbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on that twenties
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