September 23, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until your face hurts with this wild episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! In today’s segment, Jubal transforms into Pete Eakins, a grocery store security “detective” who confronts Logan about a scandalous ice cream sandwich theft at self-checkout. What starts as a confusing call quickly escalates into a full-blown interrogation, complete with threats of battering rams and downtown arrests—all over frozen treats!
But that’s not all! Pete Eakins returns as the assistant to the president of the HOA to terrorize Jenny about her Halloween decorations. From “interactive signage” bats to an outrageous pumpkin count, this prank pushes Jenny to the edge of full Karen-mode before the big reveal.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, over-the-top characters, and reactions that are pure gold. Whether you’ve ever missed scanning an item or gone a little too hard on holiday decor, you’ll relate—and laugh your way through it.
Tune in to Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
But that’s not all! Pete Eakins returns as the assistant to the president of the HOA to terrorize Jenny about her Halloween decorations. From “interactive signage” bats to an outrageous pumpkin count, this prank pushes Jenny to the edge of full Karen-mode before the big reveal.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, over-the-top characters, and reactions that are pure gold. Whether you’ve ever missed scanning an item or gone a little too hard on holiday decor, you’ll relate—and laugh your way through it.
Tune in to Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another ju will phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, come out with your hands up and I want
to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, I said, come out right now.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Let me see those hands, and one of them better
be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number,
do I logan?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's your name right?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well, my name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery
store security guy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Grocer. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't think i'd find you.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I didn't think i'd find you, did you?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is there a particular reason.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I've been a grocery store detective for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This isn't my first come out.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Now, I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
All right, well, let me take you back to the
scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
were at grocery correct, okay, yes, I was, yep, and
you went through the self checkout aile, didn't you?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yes? I usually do.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
M hm, you want to come clean now.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Dull some ice cream sandwiches, all box full.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I poured through all the footage that day, and I
saw you sneak that in your bag without scanning it.
Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I
want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This is do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I accidentally missed one of the the items.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
cream sandwiches on that day?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Logan, Okay, Look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning
one of the ice cream sandwiches, but I didn't think
it was gonna be this big deal that you guys
combed through all of the footage with some clearly loser
security comb.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's what I do every single night.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I go through all the footage from self check out
with a fine tooth comb, and I.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
See clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look,
I'm sorry. I'll be happy to go and pay for
the icerom sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I It's not something that I have a habit of doing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But look, come out with your hands up right now.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Come out now, Hands up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
What are you talking about? Hands up?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
and mine.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right Why are you outside of my house? Because I'm
mean you are not a police officer. No, you cannot
be outside of my home. I am not coming outside.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No Pete Eagin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm
taking you downtown.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah. No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not
have that kind of authority. You are not police, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You asked for it. We're coming in.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get the battering ram ready, boys, No, do not come
into here.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
We actually have a battering ram. Okay, you are not
welcome to the house. If you come into my house,
I will be calling them.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
of there and take you down so quick your head
I'll spin around all the way.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
me because I will be kicking your all right. Look,
I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care
of it, but do not come near my home.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I will you up all right, then I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Let you know that this is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your
wife set you up so that doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Your wife wanted to set you up for a prank
because she said how you accidentally didn't scan.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Some ice cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it definitely. Yeah, it just
definitely sounded like a joke. Oh my gosh. But I
really thought for a second, that's this guy without that house.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another juwbull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm the assistant to the president of the Commodus Association.
I was looking for our resident Jenny.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh hi, Jenny, how are you. I see you've got
your Halloween decorations all up and ready to go feel
infestive for the holiday. Yeah, of course it's one of
our Yeah, yeah, I just I just went by your
place and saw that, and I need to go over
a few things with you. Mm hm oh, okay, let's
talk about the bat decoration.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I don't know if you know this, but it's a
hanging your hanging bat decor. It moves when it's windy. Yes, yeah,
and under subsection four C that requires a special permit
and a small performance license. It's technically interactive signage. So uh,
(05:34):
don't think you approved.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's no permit necessary.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
We've used this for the past six years, so I'm
not sure why.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, I wasn't here yet and I don't know how
they let that slide before, but I noticed those little things,
and so I'm gonna need to take that down.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Jane two doors down has the same, except that I'm
not sure.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thank you for telling me that, because I'll be on
the phone with her next because I don't have a
performance license for that either. So I'm gonna interesting it
down or you're gonna be facing a three hundred dollars
fine for that each.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Day fine each day that.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Each day a three hundred dollars fine each day.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yes, unless you get a small performance license from US
under subsection.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Sorry, would it need a performance license?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't even know it's interacting? What side means interactive? Interactive?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
There's no there's no led lights, there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There's also it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Doesn't move in the wind. It might help.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And also, let's talk about the pumpkins. You've exceeded the
hoa's maximum of three decorative pumpkins per household.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You've got five pumpkins there.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I actually have three pumpkins outside, so I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What You've got an inflatable as well, So that's four.
That's already exceeding the limit of three.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And then the wind?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Do you have issues with Halloween?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Is that why you're go ahead? I'm listening.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
It doesn't sound like you're listening.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I actually feel like you're a bit rude, to.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Be honest with you, I'm so sorry about that, you know.
I just I like to enforce the codes that we
have here at the home Owners Association, and I find
it personally effect when somebody tries to get over on
us like you.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Have excuse me, I'm not trying to get over. First
of all, it is Halloween. This is a holiday that
children love, and I'm not sure why you're even contacting me.
I will reach out to the president of HOA because
I've worked with the association before. If you see, my
(07:46):
name has actually been involved with a lot of organizations
that excuse me.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm sorry. Do you have a vocal issue? Why are
you so much?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I just you know, I'm an active listener. I want
you know that I'm listening to you.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is all right? Are you listening to me?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Because it doesn't really feel like you are.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Tell me, Pete, what was your last name?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
It's Pete Eakins. I'm the assistant to the president of
the Homeowners Association.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
First of all, Pete Eakins, assistant to the president. Yes, Pete,
what are you? You say you're an assistant? Are you
an intern? I mean, really, this.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is this is out of control. You're not even the president.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay, see, I actually know the president.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Do you know him?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You moron?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
No idea think you can call me?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't know him.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I'm sorry, you don't know the president?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, never met him? You've never met the president?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
No, because what this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brink on you and your husband
set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Oh my god, are you?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I oh god.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was turning into a carriage.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He said that you just decorated your house for Halloween.
Didn't want to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I was gonna I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh we thought that every morning with a juwbol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another ju will phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, come out with your hands up and I want
to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, I said, come out right now.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Let me see those hands, and one of them better
be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number,
do I logan?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's your name right?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well, my name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery
store security guy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Grocer. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't think i'd find you.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I didn't think i'd find you, did you?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is there a particular reason.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I've been a grocery store detective for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This isn't my first come out.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Now, I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
All right, well, let me take you back to the
scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
were at grocery correct, okay, yes, I was, yep, and
you went through the self checkout aile, didn't you?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yes? I usually do.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
M hm, you want to come clean now.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Dull some ice cream sandwiches, all box full.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I poured through all the footage that day, and I
saw you sneak that in your bag without scanning it.
Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I
want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This is do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I accidentally missed one of the the items.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
cream sandwiches on that day?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Logan, Okay, Look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning
one of the ice cream sandwiches, but I didn't think
it was gonna be this big deal that you guys
combed through all of the footage with some clearly loser
security comb.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's what I do every single night.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I go through all the footage from self check out
with a fine tooth comb, and I.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
See clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look,
I'm sorry. I'll be happy to go and pay for
the icerom sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I It's not something that I have a habit of doing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But look, come out with your hands up right now.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Come out now, Hands up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
What are you talking about? Hands up?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
and mine.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right Why are you outside of my house? Because I'm
mean you are not a police officer. No, you cannot
be outside of my home. I am not coming outside.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No Pete Eagin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm
taking you downtown.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah. No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not
have that kind of authority. You are not police, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You asked for it. We're coming in.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get the battering ram ready, boys, No, do not come
into here.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
We actually have a battering ram. Okay, you are not
welcome to the house. If you come into my house,
I will be calling them.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
of there and take you down so quick your head
I'll spin around all the way.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
me because I will be kicking your all right. Look,
I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care
of it, but do not come near my home.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I will you up all right, then I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Let you know that this is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your
wife set you up so that doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Your wife wanted to set you up for a prank
because she said how you accidentally didn't scan.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Some ice cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it definitely. Yeah, it just
definitely sounded like a joke. Oh my gosh. But I
really thought for a second, that's this guy without that house.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties is another juwbull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm the assistant to the president of the Commodus Association.
I was looking for our resident Jenny.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh hi, Jenny, how are you. I see you've got
your Halloween decorations all up and ready to go feel
infestive for the holiday. Yeah, of course it's one of
our Yeah, yeah, I just I just went by your
place and saw that, and I need to go over
a few things with you. Mm hm oh, okay, let's
talk about the bat decoration.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I don't know if you know this, but it's a
hanging your hanging bat decor. It moves when it's windy. Yes, yeah,
and under subsection four C that requires a special permit
and a small performance license. It's technically interactive signage. So uh,
(05:34):
don't think you approved.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's no permit necessary.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
We've used this for the past six years, so I'm
not sure why.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, I wasn't here yet and I don't know how
they let that slide before, but I noticed those little things,
and so I'm gonna need to take that down.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Jane two doors down has the same, except that I'm
not sure.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thank you for telling me that, because I'll be on
the phone with her next because I don't have a
performance license for that either. So I'm gonna interesting it
down or you're gonna be facing a three hundred dollars
fine for that each.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Day fine each day that.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Each day a three hundred dollars fine each day.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yes, unless you get a small performance license from US
under subsection.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Sorry, would it need a performance license?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't even know it's interacting? What side means interactive? Interactive?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
There's no there's no led lights, there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There's also it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Doesn't move in the wind. It might help.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And also, let's talk about the pumpkins. You've exceeded the
hoa's maximum of three decorative pumpkins per household.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You've got five pumpkins there.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I actually have three pumpkins outside, so I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What You've got an inflatable as well, So that's four.
That's already exceeding the limit of three.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And then the wind?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Do you have issues with Halloween?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Is that why you're go ahead? I'm listening.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
It doesn't sound like you're listening.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I actually feel like you're a bit rude, to.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Be honest with you, I'm so sorry about that, you know.
I just I like to enforce the codes that we
have here at the home Owners Association, and I find
it personally effect when somebody tries to get over on
us like you.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Have excuse me, I'm not trying to get over. First
of all, it is Halloween. This is a holiday that
children love, and I'm not sure why you're even contacting me.
I will reach out to the president of HOA because
I've worked with the association before. If you see, my
(07:46):
name has actually been involved with a lot of organizations
that excuse me.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm sorry. Do you have a vocal issue? Why are
you so much?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I just you know, I'm an active listener. I want
you know that I'm listening to you.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is all right? Are you listening to me?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Because it doesn't really feel like you are.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Tell me, Pete, what was your last name?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
It's Pete Eakins. I'm the assistant to the president of
the Homeowners Association.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
First of all, Pete Eakins, assistant to the president. Yes, Pete,
what are you? You say you're an assistant? Are you
an intern? I mean, really, this.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is this is out of control. You're not even the president.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Okay, see, I actually know the president.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Do you know him?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You moron?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
No idea think you can call me?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't know him.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I'm sorry, you don't know the president?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, never met him? You've never met the president?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
No, because what this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brink on you and your husband
set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Oh my god, are you?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I oh god.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was turning into a carriage.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He said that you just decorated your house for Halloween.
Didn't want to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I was gonna I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh we thought that every morning with a juwbol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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