May 16, 2025 • 9 mins
In this hilarious episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, Jubal poses as a clueless and condescending cable company rep, pushing one poor listener to the edge over her broken Wi-Fi. Things spiral fast when she hears what he says while she’s still on the line! But that’s not all—later, Jubal returns as Detective Peter North to accuse another unsuspecting listener of a crime… all because of a conversation about weeds.
Tune in for two back-to-back pranks that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning your speakerphone habits. Don’t miss these epic reactions and perfectly executed setups!
Tune in for two back-to-back pranks that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning your speakerphone habits. Don’t miss these epic reactions and perfectly executed setups!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another tubule phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is okayable. This is Sasha. I
was looking for my have a a.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is May. Maybe is what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I guess yeah, so yeah May. Maybe that's how you
say yeah, so you say it okay because it's kind
of spelled like mava a uh.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Huh Okay, what's up? Are you calling me back?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've been trying to contact you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, week Yeah, I guess so you've put in a
couple tickets and like hit the contact us thing about
your internet being bad or something.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, my internet has been down now for I guess
you like seven days, and I'm in a panic mode.
I need you guys to fix it. This is unaccessible.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, no, I mean no, and I'm so sorry to
have to say it that way. But our service is
the best and if there's like an issue, if there's
an issue, it's probably operator error. If you tried rebooting
your modem.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes, of course I tried rebooting. If you look at
the notes in my previous.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Like multiple calls, I've called multiple times today.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I saw that I've done everything I can. I've rebooted.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I've been sent to like fourteen different people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
They keep saying they're going to send someone out to
fix it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I need you to be fixed, asa.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, let me just stop you there for one sec, okay,
because I want to get this fixed for you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I do, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The modem, Yeah that's a little box, right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What is your problem?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Why aren't you speaking to me like this?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What do you mean speaking to you like what you
gave me? Like I'm an idiot?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh yeah, no, I'm not speaking to you that way.
I'm so sorry. Does it sound like I'm calling you
an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It one hundred percent sounds like you're an idiot and you're.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Calling me an idiot.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I'm not the one who can't figure out how
to work my wife? Why am I?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay with that? Right there?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What was that where I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
stop you there. What was what?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What was what?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What you just did?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You just said I can't work my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I like, first of all, I'm right, Well, don't talk to.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Me like that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I can work my wife by right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What I'm gonna do now, because like, I've just had
enough of this conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I've had enough of.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You and your conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, so I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I'm gonna I'm just gonna transfer your call and
escalate it to like somebody who can maybe help you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, thank you, because you clearly don't know well, I'll
be doing.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
A survey at the end of this call because I
do have.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Some notes for you, and you're by fy Okay, cool,
I wasn't even listening to what you said there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay, Oh my god, Yeah,
I got who do I transfer this person to? I
have her on hold? Like she's so dumb. Hello, I
literally cannot figure out how to work at all, Like.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't know who wants who wants? Who wants to you?
Does anybody want to beat their head against the wall? Hello,
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh my god, sir, I am still on the call
and you're calling me the idiot, and you're an idiot
who came and worked the whole button.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
This is your one job. You literally have one job
is to call me and help service my internet, my WiFi.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Honestly, you this what is actually your name? I would
like your name, your employee number. I'm going to be
contacting your boss.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
This is literally the worst I've ever been treated.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
This has been going on for seven.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Days, and then you have the audacity you call me
and talk to me like that. I'm gonna call your boss.
I'm going to get you fired.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I work in customer service as well. I know what
to do and how to treat people, and this is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mine. My name is Jubil.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jubile.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, your name is Jubal and you couldn't pronounce my
name is May.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes, Oh my god, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Say you up?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh my god, he said, oh my god, you've been.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Having problems with your wife. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh my god. I could not believe that I was
in this world.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But it's so funny, but also that really sucks. So
thank you for hressing me out.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, whatever, you're welcome. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Please, no, I'm promise I'll do that to me, but also,
can you help me six my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We thought that every morning with a jubol phone pranks
weekday Mornings on My twenties. Is another jubile phone prank
weekday Mornings on the twenties only on Well. Hi, this
is Detective Peter North calling from the police department. I
(05:06):
was looking for Lucas blank.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Sorry, do you say police?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes, Detective Peter North from the police department. Think we
need to have a conversation. Lucas.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Uh, what is everyone?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay? Yeah, I'm here? Is everyone? Okay? Those are interesting words.
I think I'm calling me, so I don't know why
you're calling.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, Lucas, I'm gonna say it right out of the
gate here. Lying to a police officer is a crime. Oh,
I'm aware, and I don't want to add any more
charges to what you know you already did.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm not following. I didn't do
any well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've been following you ever since the other day, and
I couldn't believe how bold you were.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Sorry, this is the Lucas that you said that you're
trying to talk to you. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Maybe there's two of us. I'm gonna need to we
need to come down to the department. For questioning about
what for what?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, the other day I was in a coffee shop
in my morning coffee, and I overheard your conversation. You
want to talk to me about.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That, my conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'll go ahead and i'll read off my notes here
because I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, sure, yeah, I've just got to go get some
poison and some gloves and then I'll kill them. And
then you added, I need to put them in a
dumpster where there are no cameras because I don't want
to throw them away at home.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh okay, all right, this is well few.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh man, they've got most thunder.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know why this is funny to you. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
You were hearing something and I can see how you
jumped conclusions.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But you.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
So, I was talking to my girlfriend weeds at our house.
There's so much like everywhere, there's just we we like
just we have to get rid the plant, the invasive
thing that you want out of.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Your launch, Lucas, do you think that I was born yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've been an officer in this precinct for twenty five years, don't.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I don't think you're listening to me. This is a
misunderstand I will personally come down there myself to have
this conversation in person so we can clear this up
because I respect the law.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But no one was murdered.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, oh really, I think the Robinson's would disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Someone was murdered three houses down from you same day.
I heard that conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Look, look, I promised I was.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I was talking about weeds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was just yard work, all.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Right, I swear I was.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I was talking.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
About how much regard you have for human life weeds.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Listen, please please don't.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I will.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I will help in any way you need me with
this case, but I that will stay on there.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
This is my job.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I can't have officers coming in here, even if it's.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Not for well, where you're going, you'll have a new job.
I'm making license plates or something like that, Lucas. You
don't need this job anymore. I'm gonna have them put
you in handcuffs, I drag you down here, and then
I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What did you just say? That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm gonna get you down to the precinct sits you
down in a chair, and I'm just gonna lay it
on those sweet lips.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Of yours.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Okay, I need your bad number.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey Lucas, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She said that you like she always gives you crop
about talking on your speakerphone in public, and you guys
are having a conversation about weeding the other.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Day, and wanted to mess with you. Oh you messed
with me good. I was stressed.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh man, I actually thought I was gonna be dragged
out of the office and handcuffs for weeding.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on my twenties,
It's another tubule phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is okayable. This is Sasha. I
was looking for my have a a.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is May. Maybe is what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I guess yeah, so yeah May. Maybe that's how you
say yeah, so you say it okay because it's kind
of spelled like mava a uh.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Huh Okay, what's up? Are you calling me back?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've been trying to contact you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, week Yeah, I guess so you've put in a
couple tickets and like hit the contact us thing about
your internet being bad or something.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, my internet has been down now for I guess
you like seven days, and I'm in a panic mode.
I need you guys to fix it. This is unaccessible.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, no, I mean no, and I'm so sorry to
have to say it that way. But our service is
the best and if there's like an issue, if there's
an issue, it's probably operator error. If you tried rebooting
your modem.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes, of course I tried rebooting. If you look at
the notes in my previous.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Like multiple calls, I've called multiple times today.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I saw that I've done everything I can. I've rebooted.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I've been sent to like fourteen different people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've rebooted.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
They keep saying they're going to send someone out to
fix it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I need you to be fixed, asa.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, let me just stop you there for one sec, okay,
because I want to get this fixed for you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I do, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The modem, Yeah that's a little box, right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What is your problem?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Why aren't you speaking to me like this?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What do you mean speaking to you like what you
gave me? Like I'm an idiot?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh yeah, no, I'm not speaking to you that way.
I'm so sorry. Does it sound like I'm calling you
an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It one hundred percent sounds like you're an idiot and you're.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Calling me an idiot.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I'm not the one who can't figure out how
to work my wife? Why am I?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay with that? Right there?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What was that where I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
stop you there. What was what?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What was what?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What you just did?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You just said I can't work my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I like, first of all, I'm right, Well, don't talk to.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Me like that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I can work my wife by right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What I'm gonna do now, because like, I've just had
enough of this conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I've had enough of.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You and your conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, so I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I'm gonna I'm just gonna transfer your call and
escalate it to like somebody who can maybe help you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, thank you, because you clearly don't know well, I'll
be doing.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
A survey at the end of this call because I
do have.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Some notes for you, and you're by fy Okay, cool,
I wasn't even listening to what you said there.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay, Oh my god, Yeah,
I got who do I transfer this person to? I
have her on hold? Like she's so dumb. Hello, I
literally cannot figure out how to work at all, Like.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't know who wants who wants? Who wants to you?
Does anybody want to beat their head against the wall? Hello,
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh my god, sir, I am still on the call
and you're calling me the idiot, and you're an idiot
who came and worked the whole button.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
This is your one job. You literally have one job
is to call me and help service my internet, my WiFi.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Honestly, you this what is actually your name? I would
like your name, your employee number. I'm going to be
contacting your boss.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
This is literally the worst I've ever been treated.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
This has been going on for seven.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Days, and then you have the audacity you call me
and talk to me like that. I'm gonna call your boss.
I'm going to get you fired.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I work in customer service as well. I know what
to do and how to treat people, and this is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mine. My name is Jubil.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jubile.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, your name is Jubal and you couldn't pronounce my
name is May.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes, Oh my god, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Say you up?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh my god, he said, oh my god, you've been.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Having problems with your wife. I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh my god. I could not believe that I was
in this world.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But it's so funny, but also that really sucks. So
thank you for hressing me out.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, whatever, you're welcome. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Please, no, I'm promise I'll do that to me, but also,
can you help me six my wife?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We thought that every morning with a jubol phone pranks
weekday Mornings on My twenties. Is another jubile phone prank
weekday Mornings on the twenties only on Well. Hi, this
is Detective Peter North calling from the police department. I
(05:06):
was looking for Lucas blank.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Sorry, do you say police?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes, Detective Peter North from the police department. Think we
need to have a conversation. Lucas.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Uh, what is everyone?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay? Yeah, I'm here? Is everyone? Okay? Those are interesting words.
I think I'm calling me, so I don't know why
you're calling.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, Lucas, I'm gonna say it right out of the
gate here. Lying to a police officer is a crime. Oh,
I'm aware, and I don't want to add any more
charges to what you know you already did.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm not following. I didn't do
any well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've been following you ever since the other day, and
I couldn't believe how bold you were.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Sorry, this is the Lucas that you said that you're
trying to talk to you. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Maybe there's two of us. I'm gonna need to we
need to come down to the department. For questioning about
what for what?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, the other day I was in a coffee shop
in my morning coffee, and I overheard your conversation. You
want to talk to me about.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That, my conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'll go ahead and i'll read off my notes here
because I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, sure, yeah, I've just got to go get some
poison and some gloves and then I'll kill them. And
then you added, I need to put them in a
dumpster where there are no cameras because I don't want
to throw them away at home.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh okay, all right, this is well few.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh man, they've got most thunder.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know why this is funny to you. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
You were hearing something and I can see how you
jumped conclusions.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But you.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
So, I was talking to my girlfriend weeds at our house.
There's so much like everywhere, there's just we we like
just we have to get rid the plant, the invasive
thing that you want out of.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Your launch, Lucas, do you think that I was born yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've been an officer in this precinct for twenty five years, don't.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I don't think you're listening to me. This is a
misunderstand I will personally come down there myself to have
this conversation in person so we can clear this up
because I respect the law.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But no one was murdered.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, oh really, I think the Robinson's would disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Someone was murdered three houses down from you same day.
I heard that conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Look, look, I promised I was.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I was talking about weeds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was just yard work, all.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Right, I swear I was.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I was talking.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
About how much regard you have for human life weeds.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Listen, please please don't.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I will.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I will help in any way you need me with
this case, but I that will stay on there.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
This is my job.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I can't have officers coming in here, even if it's.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Not for well, where you're going, you'll have a new job.
I'm making license plates or something like that, Lucas. You
don't need this job anymore. I'm gonna have them put
you in handcuffs, I drag you down here, and then
I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What did you just say? That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm gonna get you down to the precinct sits you
down in a chair, and I'm just gonna lay it
on those sweet lips.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Of yours.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Okay, I need your bad number.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey Lucas, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She said that you like she always gives you crop
about talking on your speakerphone in public, and you guys
are having a conversation about weeding the other.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Day, and wanted to mess with you. Oh you messed
with me good. I was stressed.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh man, I actually thought I was gonna be dragged
out of the office and handcuffs for weeding.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
We thought that every morning with the two boltone pranks
weekday mornings on my twenties,
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