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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubilephone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six Kiss that then.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Get back in the truck, Jim. Grab that Hello, grab
that one right now, grab him, grab him. Oh my gosh,
you almost had him. Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hello, Hi, Hello, Yes, I was looking for London. Yeah, hello, Hi,
I'm sorry. I'm calling from Farms. We're delivering your turkey
today that you ordered from us.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You mean the turkey that's supposed to be delivered next week.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's supposed to be delivered next week.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's is that we said I have on my I
have on my invoice here that's supposed to be delivered
this week.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
But that's not really why I'm calling.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Ow.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It just packed me in the sham.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
What is going on? Oh oh, so you're delivering my
turkey today?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Ah, I'm so sorry. That just hurt real bad.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Uh, Yes, I have so, yeah, we've had we have
a little bit of an issue here.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So yeah, we were, you know, open the truck.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
To deliver, get back in the track, just to deliver
your turkey, and they all ran out.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
They're all over the yard.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
They're all over the yard ran. All the turkeys are
all over there and we're.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Trying to get about live turkeys.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, yeah, that's what you ordered.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
So what the are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
You ordered a frozen turkey from your farm. What on
earth am I going to do with a live turkey?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, you know some people get live turkeys for Thanksgiving?
And uh, are you sure you knew what you ordered?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
I'm pretty sure I knew what I ordered.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Let me get the confirmation email.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
My gonna of them got in your doggy door. That's
why I'm really calling you to him. Got in your
doggy door?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
What are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I wish I was so Yeah, God is with you
a couple of turkey?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
You know get into my house?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Would have been helpful if you let us know you
had a doggy door. These guys like to run into places,
so yeah, I can see them.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I know you're delivering a real turkey. Like, are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Gritty? Get him the truck? God my third one.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, I got bad news, going to sue your I got.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
So bad like your company, your farm is going to
go under. I'm going to have your farm turned into
like a housing development. Speaking, I am.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Speaking of housing development. We got that one.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I was just trying to catch her in in the
dogt door as well. And so you got three turkeys
inside right now. But I guarantee at least two of
those are going to be on.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
US's my lawyer?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Where's my lawyer? I? When I get done with you, your
entire family is going to be paying me for generation.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And I just saw one break a lamp. I just
saw one break a lamp.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I do not have time for this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Just know that your family is going to be paying
for this for generation.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Sounds like you're pretty serious about this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, Well then I'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm not what this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil
Show doing a.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Phone prank on you and your husband James set you up.
It's a joke. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That was turkey sound effects. He said that you ordered
a turkey this year from some weird farm and who
wanted to joke with you about it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Wait a second, So there's no turkeys in my house.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No turkeys in your house? No, not that I know of.
At least there could be, though you never know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh my god, that is such a relief.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Wait a second, so this is on the radio.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Yes, oh my god, and I said all those things,
Oh my god, we.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Thought that every morning with the two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. Is another two bull phone.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Only on ninety six sevens.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's a great day at cable.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I was looking for our customer, Elena, who's had a
few issues with her WiFi.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Is this Elena?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yes, it's really.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I see here that you have called us a few
times because there's an issue with the wee fee in
your area.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's my funny way wi fi.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, well it's been a big issue.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It's been five days.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Now and I work from home, so it's extremely difficult
for me to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, so yeah, looking at this, let me check the
problem here, and it looks like.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You're oh, oh, here's the problem. Your WiFi is down.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Right, That's why I've called a few times.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm very much aware that it's down.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's been down for.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Like I mentally down for five days already.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, let me transfer over to a different department. And
they will make sure you're good to go. I'm so
sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Okay, you're transferred you call me, so you're transferring me already.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
Hello, this is Trevor. Yes, Hello, Hi, Yeah, Hi, this
is Trevor with Cable.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, Trevor.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
I've already spoken to a few people.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
It's been five days already, and my WiFi.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Has been down, and you guys keep you know. I
don't know why I got transferred.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
To another person, but the WiFi has been down for
fied days.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
And like I mentioned everybody that I've spoken to, I
work from home. Therefore it is very difficult for me
to do my job. It's this WiFi issue.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Continue to five You could see that being a problem because,
like you know, when I'm home, I like to be
on the Wi Fi as well. I do a lot
of googling on different things. Like the other day, I've
spent a lot of time learning about parakeets. There's some
very interesting parakeet facts that not a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Of people know.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I really don't care about these parakeets right now.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
This has been five days.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I have been several calls.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
And my boss is already super pissed. I need this
fix this is like, it's unacceptable that you guys are
taking five days. You're transferring you you're talking about I
need you guys to fix this.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, so I can tell your upset.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
I'm gonna transfer you on to a supervisor who can
help you out. You better than this my third day,
so I think a supervisor would be more Holly.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Hello is that cable? This is Eddie? How can I
help Eddie? All right?
Speaker 9 (07:00):
If you're the fourth person.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
That I speak to to.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Day, I'm sorry, Hello, sorry about that?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Like you can speak up a little back.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I don't know how much do you want me.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'm literally into the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm a little old, so you know, like if you
can speak up just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
They all the year.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Wi Fi has been down for five days. Somebody needs
to fix this.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Your wife, you're having problems with your wife?
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It is a joke.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, please hold, Oh my god, don't let me on
hold again. Somebody take my call. You guys called me
and you keep putting me on hold.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, well this is a dog. What's up?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I need somebody who is gonna give.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Me confirmation that my wife is going to be back
up within the next.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Hour or I'm going to lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, So I'm looking up for your phone number here
it's this yeah with the account I can see.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Okay, So it seems like you're has been down. Is
this an.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
You're the fifth person to tell me that my WiFi
is down. I am very much aware that the WiFi
is down. Are you the person that's going to have
the solution? Or who do I need to speak with?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
This is crazy.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
It's been five days.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I worked them all while I got you on the phone.
Can I interest you in our news such?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'm not going to.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Try to upsell me right now, Absolutely not. You need
to get this fixed right now. It has been five
days without WiFi.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That is insane.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Stop transferring me, Stop asking me things about parakeets, Stop
trying to upsell me, fix my wife.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm not saying that you want to get the autimal
channel so you can watch more parakeet content.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I don't want to talk to you anymore. You sound
like a I can't understand a word that's coming out
of your mouth. You're the fifth city that I talked
to today.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All of you sounds so damn dumb.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
I'm gonna go down there, talk to your boss, make
sure all of you get fired. I don't want the
service anymore. I don't want to talk to any of you.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I want all of you to end up in hell.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'm thinking, can I tell you it's a prank phone call?
What this is?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Actually Jubil from the Jubil Show and your husband Jason
set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's a phone prank.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Oh my god. I can't stand him and I can't
stand you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
It's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He said that you're having problems with your WiFi and
you were heated about it, and he wanted me to
mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Of course I am.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's been fun.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Janz, Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Not a cute prank.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
He's gonna get it when he gets home.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
This is so stupid. I hate all of you. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
We thought that every morning with a Jubol phone pranks
weekday mornings on my twenties