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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello. Hi, this is Peedeekin's regional manager here. Tell us
is this Donna? Oh yes it is, Hey Donna. How
are you you excited for your first shift tonight?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I am? I really am.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know, just call it welcoming to the team. I'm
excited for you to start tonight as well. I just
want touch base on a few things before you do.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, So you'll be our nighttime clerk, which means you'll
be there from midnight until about seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Is that correct, right? Yeah? So have you heard much
about the haunting?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
You know, I've heard stories.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, we do have some visitors that never checked out
of the hotel.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh so you've I thought those stories were just, you know,
like made up.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Are you saying there really is something?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, there's been some activity, which is why we've always
had this position open. But you should be fine. It
sounds sound like you have a pleasant disposition. But if
you hear anything like laughing, you know, in the in
the middle of the night or something like that, you know,
you might hear something it's like laughing or something.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Did you did you did you just hear like when
you said laughing, there was laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did you hear that? No, didn't hear any laughing that.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It was right there again, m maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's a thing on your phone or something.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I know it really sounded weird, like weird laughing.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, No, I didn't hear any that's weird that you
would hear that right now.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh boy, that's interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
That's a little freaky.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, that's Margaret.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
If you hear laughing in the hotel there, like you know,
Lara laughing like that?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Like you didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Just now, Nope, just heard myself talking to you.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Okay, because it did sound like a woman, what are you?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I can still like every time you talk.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
About it then in the.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Background it's safe, but I can hear like, definitely a
woman going oh weird.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, well it's nothing that right now. You didn't hear that, noop,
I did not.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh boy, yeah boy. You haven't even worked a shift yet.
It sounds like she may have attached.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
What you Oh my godness, she goes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She's louder now, oh really, oh boy?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, Well, like I said, nothing to be concerned about.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
She has, you know, only acted out a few times.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
So acted out, she's acted out, like, what what.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Does that mean?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Even Well, unfortunately, because of HR stuff, I can't really
go into all the details. Yep, but you should be fine.
If she starts calling you by name, that's when I
would be little concerned.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Oh oh she.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Does that does?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh my god, you have got to be This is
ridiculous that you can't hear this. I'm not nuts, I
know I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm not crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'm not hearing things.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
This is.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
She just called me my name and said she's waiting
to meet me. You can't even know this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
If you can't hear this, I do not know what
is wrong with you.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But it is coming through loud and clear.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Look over your shoulders.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
She standing there.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Nope, I'm just in my office. Oh boy, this I'm okay. Now,
I guess I am starting to get a little concerned.
She's never attached to somebody so quickly.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
She must like you a lot somebody? What the hell
does that mean? Attached to me?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What she's well, I'm sorry, I'm confused, but what.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
She's talking directly to me now? And I do not
like this. I am not coming to work to now.
Could this is I'm not when if I quit this job?
This is this is stupid?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not okay, Well, I really would.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Like she just said, I can't quit what the actual
nobody told me?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
This was real?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
And this is ridiculous? And she laughing again.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't know what you.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Think this is about, but I would like it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I would like.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
She's laughing at me. She's got to stop at Margaret
fuck And I am not. I'm not going there with
you just I'm going, by the power of Jesus, you
just shut.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
The Actually, yes, because this is actually Jubil from the
Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your friend.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
No, no, I said, you up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's a joke. Yes, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Who was that laughing?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That was Victoria from the show.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh my god. Well, anyway, tonight it's gonna be a
real fun ship because I absolutely fall out right now.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Wait thought Every morning with a jew Bull phone pranks
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Speaker 2 (05:11):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Only one six seven kids at them.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hello, yeah, are you ready to get the D or what.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Guess what?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
What?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is this ausy?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah? This is yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well what's up, Ozzy.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
My name is Doc and I'm the dude that's giving
your girlfriend Megan the D.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I'm sorry, what, like, what do you do?
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Like, I've been giving Megan the D for like three
weeks now, and like we have a guest past thing
going on, and so I talked to her and asked
if I could call you to see if I could
give you guys both the D at the same time.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
What the how are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Sorry about that, dude online. My name is Paul Dunkler,
but like everybody around here just calls me talk. I
work at the fitness and like, your girlfriend Megan signed
up like a few weeks ago, so I've been giving
her the D ever since.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Hold what have you been giving her?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I've been giving her the D three times a week
and like so far she's loving it.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Dude, Okay, hold on a second, Like it sounds like
really bad, man. Can you just tell me what you're
trying to say, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm just trying to like invite you to get the
D as well.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Dude, Like I don't know what you talk I don't
want the D. Okay, it's not something I want. And
what are you saying about my girlfriend in the first place,
Like you're like you're giving her the D.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I should have totally explained, like, so, anyway, your girlfriend
signed up at the fitness a few weeks ago, and
like with that, you get a trainer, you know what
I mean, And so like I've been training your girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Wait, hold on, so we don't need to go. Are
you man handling her or something? Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Like, I'm just b it sounds like you're like a
little bit upset, and I'm just trying to figure out.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I'm a little upset, like you're like man handring my
girlfriend is saying, you're giving me the D and you're
calling me and you want me to you want to
be D two like that.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
I would be honored, dude if I could give both
of you the D at the same time.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, you're
you're crazy, all right. I need you to stop getting
in contact with my girlfriend. I'm gonna call it right now.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is weird.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
And you're like saying you beat that you'd be honored
to give with both the D at.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
The same time.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
That's why I'm on, No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't know what you're d Okay.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
But like, dude, you've never really tried it before, like
you might have worked out with some other trainers before ball,
like until you've had my fitness program.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
My name is talk and so I finished.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Are you still talking to me?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You're like stupid?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Okay, dude, Like I get it, Like you know, sometimes
people are scared to get in the gym, you know,
and that's why my my fitness program called the D.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
This is not about the gym. This is about you
trying to give D to my girlfriend and me.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
I mean, like I've been giving your your girlfriend's been
doing great, right, and like we got shut up.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Man, they're talking about girlfriend now, all right, all right,
it's not a joke, okay, and you need to stop
explaining yourself, all right. It's about talking about your D
or whatever you're talking about. Okay.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
The D is like Donks customized fitness plan. Like you
know what I mean, It's all my training rituals and
regimens that I put into one thing, and I call
it the D.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
That's the name of your workout program.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, d.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yeah, And that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I think I get it.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Like, you're probably like a little nervous because, like you know,
you're worried that, like Megan, your girlfriend is gonna like
you know, couch feelings or whatever for me.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
No, that's not why I'm pissed, all right. I'm pissed
because you called me and you told me you're giving
my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
The D three you're giving me and you want to.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Give me the D so whatever week. Did you even
know what that means?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, it's my fitness program is called the.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
D Dude Look fitness program.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Listen, I'll call my girlfriend right now and let me
tell you. The first thing I'm gonna do is make
sure she does not work out with your ever a
dead got it dunk?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Well, before you, like I let you go, do you?
I do have to let you know that I got
her program.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Show where you are, No, tell me where you are.
I'm coming to your plate. No, I'll come into your work.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Ozzie.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
This is this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Megan set you up. It's a joke, she said.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
She started working out at the gym with the trainer
a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Oh my god, D we're going to say D one
more time.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I think I was gonna we thought every morning with
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