August 1, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for one of the most outrageous Jubal Phone Pranks ever! In this episode, Jubal pretends to be a frantic landscaper who’s lost control of a rogue lawnmower that’s tearing through Kelsey’s yard—and her beloved prize-winning tomato garden. As the chaos unfolds, Kelsey’s panic escalates, especially when she learns her precious plants are being obliterated by a mower with a mind of its own. But the madness doesn’t stop there…
In a second prank, Jubal calls Rick pretending to be a disturbingly passionate dermatologist named Juniper, obsessed with Rick’s moles—especially one named Josephine. What starts as a routine pre-op call quickly spirals into a bizarre and hilarious conversation that leaves Rick questioning reality.
These back-to-back pranks are packed with absurdity, laughter, and the kind of unpredictable energy only The Jubal Show can deliver. Tune in for your daily dose of chaos and comedy!
New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM
In a second prank, Jubal calls Rick pretending to be a disturbingly passionate dermatologist named Juniper, obsessed with Rick’s moles—especially one named Josephine. What starts as a routine pre-op call quickly spirals into a bizarre and hilarious conversation that leaves Rick questioning reality.
These back-to-back pranks are packed with absurdity, laughter, and the kind of unpredictable energy only The Jubal Show can deliver. Tune in for your daily dose of chaos and comedy!
New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another J Boll phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Whoa, oh hello, come back? I right? Oh, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello Hello, Hi, this is Petkins calling from landscaping and said,
oh my goodness, this Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I work for the landscaping company that comes out of
here and does year law.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh good, get back here?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm just calling you because we're out moaning.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You're low and they use the character I'm going I've.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Got it in place.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I've got it in place.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Come hello, turn it off to come to Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I got away?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah Hello Kelsey?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hello, yeah what I.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Never I've heard the landscaping company that mows your lawn.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh not the flowers? Oh what are you?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm out here at your house. Oh no, I.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Just have to mow my lawn.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Do you drop on top of it? Jump?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ow, don't jump on top of it?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Hello, Kelsey?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Are you still there?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
We have a major issue here, and I wonder if
you can come help us out.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I met the doctor right now.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
But what we got we got we gotta run away mower.
I've never had this happen, and we're trying to catch it, but.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Uh, it's just moment everything.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What do you mean every what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not a tomato?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh okay, So it's it's kind of lost its mind.
We're trying to we're trying to tackle it. We can't
seem to stop it, and it's kind of there was
some well there's no more garden at all.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's all been my tomato plans. Are you kidding me?
Here's the deal. I'm a professional gardener and those are
supposed to be entered into a competition and I've been
working a really long time on them, and I cannot
get those plans back. So I need you to figure
this out.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, Randy, Randy, grab grab it.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Grab it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Randy?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Ready, excuse me.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I need to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, okay, oh my god?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh yeah, got it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
How did you lose control the mower? I need to know.
I need to know what is going on right now.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Were you saying something just a second ago.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Kelsey, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I was asking you what has been taken out?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What have you mowed over?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I need to know what's going on right now? Because
those I don't have those insured and they're very important.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
To I was able to wrangle the mower and get
it stopped, and uh yeah, everything's gone all of bit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
How can you lose control of a long I don't understand.
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This thing must have a mind of its own. It's
a new mower that we've been using, and I'm just
gonna let me see if it's I'm gonna try it
again and just see what happens here. There's I mean
not all the garden's gone, but most of it. So
I'm gonna try this again and see.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's good. Oh no, it's
gone away.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
What wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's through the window. It's like, oh the window is
your home is loose in your home?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You need to call the I don't know if you
call the fire department. I believe I can't see them
right now.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, well I'll let you know. There's a brank phone call.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
My husband, Yes, your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
He said that you're a gardener and you have a
fight a bunch of prize winning plants that you're trying
to grow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
When you wanted me to mess with you, Yeah, I do,
Yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my my heart rate right now. I'm had to
step into the hallway at this doctor's office and I'm
literally screaming. I look psychonic. I looked pychotic.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake out every morning with a Jewbel Phone Pranks Weekday
Mornings on the Twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Helloa, I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis.
Excuse me, Hi, Rick, my name is Juniper, and I'll
be the doctor who's doing your mole removals today. And
I was just calling to go over a few things
before our big meeting. Uh.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I thought I was seeing a doctor London, not doctor Juniper.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be
on a first name basis with my clients. I find
it much more soothing. Since I'm beginning to know your
epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well.
I think we got to sta a bit of time
with each other. This afternoon. I'm looking forward to it.
(05:28):
I've already been charting all the moles that I'll be
slicing off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly.
It should go smoothly.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Hey, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had
moles removed before. This call doesn't feel standard.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I
find that most of the people in my profession into
not really love their job as much as I do.
And I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and
all things epidermis, and so I like to put in
the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.
(06:12):
I mean, you are coming in for me to lance
things off of your epidermis. Okay, photos several times, and
the moles are so asymmetrical, it's very impressive. Rick, Has
anybody told you that your epidermis has impressive moles?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, because that's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh okay, what it is. I was also shocked with
how impressive they were, if that's what you're saying. The
one on your shoulder, I've named it Josephine, and I
can't wait to lop her off.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Means, Josephine, that would be the mole that's on your
level shoulder. Her and I are going to have a
little conversation today, aren't we. I'm excited to lean in
and whisper to her bye bye before slicing her off
of your epidermis.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her off.
Are you some sort of hannibal lecture of epidermiology? What
the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh well, no, I just take a lot of passion
for my job, and I just didn't. I enjoy what
I do, and I love the epidermists, and I love
cleaning off I love cleaning off the dirty little nodules
on the epidermists because the epidermists should be clean and
free of dirty little nodules. Don't you think.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I don't know what you're saying? This is Cristy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What I'm saying is your epidermis has some dirty little
nodules that need to be taken care of, and I
have just the knife to do it. Are you?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Are you sure you're a licensed doctor? You sound like
some deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that
I am coming into your office today or ever is
it away from me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know, so I'm a little confused. Is it
that you're having some surgery nerves? There is there another
reason that you won't be making the appointment today because
I was looking forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting
my blade.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but
I was fine until I talked to you. But you're
a psychopath, bro, I'm not no, no, you should lose
your license. You should be arrested. My mole, Josephine meeting
your blade. You're sociopath. It's just a medical procedure. What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Rick?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your wife sets you up.
No joke. She said that you had an appointment today
to get some moles removed, and you get nervous about
stuff like that, and she wanted me to creep you out.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Oh my god, that's that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, we thought that every morning with a two bolt
phone pranks weekday mornings on it twenties
It's another J Boll phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Whoa, oh hello, come back? I right? Oh, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello Hello, Hi, this is Petkins calling from landscaping and said,
oh my goodness, this Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I work for the landscaping company that comes out of
here and does year law.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh good, get back here?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm just calling you because we're out moaning.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You're low and they use the character I'm going I've.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Got it in place.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I've got it in place.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Come hello, turn it off to come to Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I got away?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah Hello Kelsey?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hello, yeah what I.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Never I've heard the landscaping company that mows your lawn.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh not the flowers? Oh what are you?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm out here at your house. Oh no, I.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Just have to mow my lawn.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Do you drop on top of it? Jump?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ow, don't jump on top of it?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Hello, Kelsey?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Are you still there?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
We have a major issue here, and I wonder if
you can come help us out.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I met the doctor right now.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
But what we got we got we gotta run away mower.
I've never had this happen, and we're trying to catch it, but.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Uh, it's just moment everything.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What do you mean every what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not a tomato?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh okay, So it's it's kind of lost its mind.
We're trying to we're trying to tackle it. We can't
seem to stop it, and it's kind of there was
some well there's no more garden at all.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's all been my tomato plans. Are you kidding me?
Here's the deal. I'm a professional gardener and those are
supposed to be entered into a competition and I've been
working a really long time on them, and I cannot
get those plans back. So I need you to figure
this out.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, Randy, Randy, grab grab it.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Grab it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Randy?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Ready, excuse me.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I need to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, okay, oh my god?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh yeah, got it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
How did you lose control the mower? I need to know.
I need to know what is going on right now.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Were you saying something just a second ago.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Kelsey, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I was asking you what has been taken out?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What have you mowed over?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I need to know what's going on right now? Because
those I don't have those insured and they're very important.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
To I was able to wrangle the mower and get
it stopped, and uh yeah, everything's gone all of bit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
How can you lose control of a long I don't understand.
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This thing must have a mind of its own. It's
a new mower that we've been using, and I'm just
gonna let me see if it's I'm gonna try it
again and just see what happens here. There's I mean
not all the garden's gone, but most of it. So
I'm gonna try this again and see.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's good. Oh no, it's
gone away.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
What wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's through the window. It's like, oh the window is
your home is loose in your home?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You need to call the I don't know if you
call the fire department. I believe I can't see them
right now.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, well I'll let you know. There's a brank phone call.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
My husband, Yes, your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
He said that you're a gardener and you have a
fight a bunch of prize winning plants that you're trying
to grow.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
When you wanted me to mess with you, Yeah, I do,
Yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my my heart rate right now. I'm had to
step into the hallway at this doctor's office and I'm
literally screaming. I look psychonic. I looked pychotic.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake out every morning with a Jewbel Phone Pranks Weekday
Mornings on the Twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Helloa, I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis.
Excuse me, Hi, Rick, my name is Juniper, and I'll
be the doctor who's doing your mole removals today. And
I was just calling to go over a few things
before our big meeting. Uh.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I thought I was seeing a doctor London, not doctor Juniper.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be
on a first name basis with my clients. I find
it much more soothing. Since I'm beginning to know your
epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well.
I think we got to sta a bit of time
with each other. This afternoon. I'm looking forward to it.
(05:28):
I've already been charting all the moles that I'll be
slicing off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly.
It should go smoothly.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Hey, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had
moles removed before. This call doesn't feel standard.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I
find that most of the people in my profession into
not really love their job as much as I do.
And I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and
all things epidermis, and so I like to put in
the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.
(06:12):
I mean, you are coming in for me to lance
things off of your epidermis. Okay, photos several times, and
the moles are so asymmetrical, it's very impressive. Rick, Has
anybody told you that your epidermis has impressive moles?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, because that's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh okay, what it is. I was also shocked with
how impressive they were, if that's what you're saying. The
one on your shoulder, I've named it Josephine, and I
can't wait to lop her off.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Means, Josephine, that would be the mole that's on your
level shoulder. Her and I are going to have a
little conversation today, aren't we. I'm excited to lean in
and whisper to her bye bye before slicing her off
of your epidermis.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her off.
Are you some sort of hannibal lecture of epidermiology? What
the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh well, no, I just take a lot of passion
for my job, and I just didn't. I enjoy what
I do, and I love the epidermists, and I love
cleaning off I love cleaning off the dirty little nodules
on the epidermists because the epidermists should be clean and
free of dirty little nodules. Don't you think.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I don't know what you're saying? This is Cristy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What I'm saying is your epidermis has some dirty little
nodules that need to be taken care of, and I
have just the knife to do it. Are you?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Are you sure you're a licensed doctor? You sound like
some deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that
I am coming into your office today or ever is
it away from me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know, so I'm a little confused. Is it
that you're having some surgery nerves? There is there another
reason that you won't be making the appointment today because
I was looking forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting
my blade.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but
I was fine until I talked to you. But you're
a psychopath, bro, I'm not no, no, you should lose
your license. You should be arrested. My mole, Josephine meeting
your blade. You're sociopath. It's just a medical procedure. What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Rick?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your wife sets you up.
No joke. She said that you had an appointment today
to get some moles removed, and you get nervous about
stuff like that, and she wanted me to creep you out.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Oh my god, that's that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, we thought that every morning with a two bolt
phone pranks weekday mornings on it twenties
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