June 16, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry in this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In today’s double-feature prank call, Jubal pulls off two of the most side-splitting setups yet:
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- “Attitude in the Library” – Jubal poses as a hilariously misinformed school librarian who’s had enough of a fifth grader’s “attitude”… or should we say “attitood”? When the dad gets on the line, things escalate fast as mispronunciations fly and tempers flare. Will the dad keep his cool, or will he correct the librarian into oblivion?
- “160 Ponies at the Wedding” – What happens when a bride-to-be finds out her wedding venue is overrun with 160 white ponies instead of the 160 white peonies she ordered? Chaos, confusion, and cowboy hats ensue in this unforgettable prank that nearly derails the big day.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Then, Hello, Hi, My name is Pete Eakins and the
librarian here at elementary school. And I was looking for
Hunter's father, Jackson.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh, yes, the Jackson.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hi, Jackson, how are you today?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm calling because there has been a bit of an
issue that's come up with your son Hunter.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Really, I've sent him down to the.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean the principal's office.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, he's currently in the principal's office.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is because I had had enough of his attitude.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Wait, I'm sorry, you mean attitude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
His attitude class. But I'm sorry, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's attitude?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Ude?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But okay, the problem, Okay, it seems like I'm already
getting to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh, I'm like, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So I'm guessing this is where he gets it from.
Every single day through this month, his class is coming
to the librari where we do a story team, and
lately he's been speaking up in the middle of my
stories and interrupting to correct my language. Of all things,
when he's a student, a fifth grader, and I am
(01:33):
the librarian, so I think I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I think he's right.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
You have mispronounced like at least ten words already, like
how are you a teacher?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know if this is how you conduct things
at home, but I do not stand for it in
my librari.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Okay, all right, listen, you've you've been saying like liebrari.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Like, yes, I am the librarian.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Okay, No, it's pronounced librarian first of all.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, Okay, I think I would not. I think I
would know. I've been the school librarian for a very
long time. Oh and I don't frankly, I didn't expect
that this is going to happen. When I got you
on the phone, I thought you'd be very understanding.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
No, okay, to the problems.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Just say it. Just say the words properly. It's not
that hard, like like what.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The you're saying the exact same things that your son
has been saying. Well, i've been doing the story, Tim.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well, okay, because you're you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Clearly, I stopped.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I stopped in the middle of the story.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Tim today to Repromond him. I repromonded him in front
of the entire class, and I said, I am the librariarian.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Here at this school, and.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I sent him down to the Prencipal's office and I
am recommending for him to be expulled, okay from the.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Shoel me, all right, opened up book, learn how to
read and proounce you properly, and then come back and
talk to me. Okay, and don't send my son to
the principal's office when you're in the wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Do you want to say what I'm saying? Is this
computing for you?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I have spoken to like that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's spoken. The word is spoken.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No one's talk to you like this because you've just
put out everything wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
All right, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Question, it's question, That.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Is what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Let me ask you a question. Oh my, are you
an adjudicator?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You just said adjudicator?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, maybe you don't know what that Meon's okay, what
that means is that why the children at this shool?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Actually, no, you know what It's fine. Let me put
this in terms that you might understand. I'm gonna go
down to the shool. I'm going to talk to the
Prince of Paul.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm gonna tell them what an idiot you are, and
I'm gonna pull my son out of school and put
him in a better school. Okay, did you understand that
this is ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, this is actually a phone prank. This is actually
Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
On you and your wife. Say you up, it's a joke.
It's a joke. Your wife said.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That the problem is one of the school administrators the
other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh my, oh no, I could not believe that I
was actually talking to like the dumbest person on the planet.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wait, thought every morning with a jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What is another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that thumb?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Hello oh oh hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, oh hello
hello hello.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh hi Jill.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
This my name is Trevor and I'm calling from you know,
the place you're getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, hi, uh.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
So there's there's a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
A it is. Why am I hearing I don't know
how to calm them down. Let me go into another room.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Once I got please, I'm just gonna go into another room.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
So, hello, who are you?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And why am I hearing horses?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling from where
you're getting married tomorrow. And uh so there's a bit
of an issue.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, but why am I You didn't answer my question
the horses?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What's going on with these horses?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Oh yeah, well, uh apparently you ordered one hundred and
sixty ponies, white ponies, and they just dropped them off.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But like we weren't prepared for that.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So back up, my god, back up right now. I
need to repeat what you just said to me.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Okay, Well, I just need to check on the room
real quick for just one second. Yeah, they're still kind.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Of going, oh my god, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh my god, there are ponies at my venue.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Ponies.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, there's one hundred and sixty white ponies.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
No, there are one hundred and sixty white pee ones.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Flowers. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
I okay, So say somebody show up a little while ago,
and my boss is in here, and then they showed
up with all these ponies and they were like, this
is for the wedding tomorrow, and so I put on.
I didn't know where to put them because that's a
lot of ponies, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Know how to.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I'm getting married tomorrow and I have ponies at my
venue the day before.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Yeah, and I put them in the room where, like
on the reception is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So they're kind of like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop,
I need to stop talking.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Please.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, I need I need your who who I need?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Give me a second.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I need a phone number immediately so I can rectify this.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
My god, my god, I'm headed.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am headed there right now.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
This.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Do not hang up with me, do you hear me?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Do not hang up with me.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh god, I am on my way.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
So, like I put them in the room with the
reception is supposed to be at, and I didn't I
guess no, No, I don't think ponies like being inside.
That meant there's like a one hundred and sixty white ponies.
And I don't know if they didn't like your decor
or what.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Stop talking, Stop talking.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
You have ruined my wedding the day before my wedding.
This is happening.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I'm looking on that Amazon right now, because like, you
have one hundred people coming to your wedding, and I
can order one hundred cowboy hats, so we could just
like make it a cowboy themed wedding.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't know cowboys.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I can order cowboy hats on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And my god, Hey, Jill, Jill, this is actually Duble
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your fiance set you up. It's a joke. Your
fiance set you up. They said, you guys are getting
married tomorrow and you ordered one hundred and sixty ponies
(09:15):
and he wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Okay, well, at this point, I don't even know if
I'm showing up this wedding tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But we thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
It is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Then, Hello, Hi, My name is Pete Eakins and the
librarian here at elementary school. And I was looking for
Hunter's father, Jackson.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh, yes, the Jackson.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hi, Jackson, how are you today?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm calling because there has been a bit of an
issue that's come up with your son Hunter.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Really, I've sent him down to the.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean the principal's office.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, he's currently in the principal's office.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is because I had had enough of his attitude.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Wait, I'm sorry, you mean attitude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
His attitude class. But I'm sorry, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's attitude?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Ude?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But okay, the problem, Okay, it seems like I'm already
getting to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh, I'm like, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So I'm guessing this is where he gets it from.
Every single day through this month, his class is coming
to the librari where we do a story team, and
lately he's been speaking up in the middle of my
stories and interrupting to correct my language. Of all things,
when he's a student, a fifth grader, and I am
(01:33):
the librarian, so I think I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I think he's right.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
You have mispronounced like at least ten words already, like
how are you a teacher?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know if this is how you conduct things
at home, but I do not stand for it in
my librari.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Okay, all right, listen, you've you've been saying like liebrari.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Like, yes, I am the librarian.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Okay, No, it's pronounced librarian first of all.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, Okay, I think I would not. I think I
would know. I've been the school librarian for a very
long time. Oh and I don't frankly, I didn't expect
that this is going to happen. When I got you
on the phone, I thought you'd be very understanding.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
No, okay, to the problems.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Just say it. Just say the words properly. It's not
that hard, like like what.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The you're saying the exact same things that your son
has been saying. Well, i've been doing the story, Tim.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well, okay, because you're you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Clearly, I stopped.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I stopped in the middle of the story.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Tim today to Repromond him. I repromonded him in front
of the entire class, and I said, I am the librariarian.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Here at this school, and.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I sent him down to the Prencipal's office and I
am recommending for him to be expulled, okay from the.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Shoel me, all right, opened up book, learn how to
read and proounce you properly, and then come back and
talk to me. Okay, and don't send my son to
the principal's office when you're in the wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Do you want to say what I'm saying? Is this
computing for you?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I have spoken to like that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's spoken. The word is spoken.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And I can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No one's talk to you like this because you've just
put out everything wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
All right, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Question, it's question, That.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Is what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Let me ask you a question. Oh my, are you
an adjudicator?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You just said adjudicator?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, maybe you don't know what that Meon's okay, what
that means is that why the children at this shool?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Actually, no, you know what It's fine. Let me put
this in terms that you might understand. I'm gonna go
down to the shool. I'm going to talk to the
Prince of Paul.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm gonna tell them what an idiot you are, and
I'm gonna pull my son out of school and put
him in a better school. Okay, did you understand that
this is ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, this is actually a phone prank. This is actually
Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
On you and your wife. Say you up, it's a joke.
It's a joke. Your wife said.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That the problem is one of the school administrators the
other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh my, oh no, I could not believe that I
was actually talking to like the dumbest person on the planet.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wait, thought every morning with a jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What is another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that thumb?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Hello oh oh hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, oh hello
hello hello.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh hi Jill.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
This my name is Trevor and I'm calling from you know,
the place you're getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, hi, uh.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
So there's there's a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
A it is. Why am I hearing I don't know
how to calm them down. Let me go into another room.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Once I got please, I'm just gonna go into another room.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
So, hello, who are you?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And why am I hearing horses?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling from where
you're getting married tomorrow. And uh so there's a bit
of an issue.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, but why am I You didn't answer my question
the horses?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What's going on with these horses?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Oh yeah, well, uh apparently you ordered one hundred and
sixty ponies, white ponies, and they just dropped them off.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
But like we weren't prepared for that.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So back up, my god, back up right now. I
need to repeat what you just said to me.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Okay, Well, I just need to check on the room
real quick for just one second. Yeah, they're still kind.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Of going, oh my god, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh my god, there are ponies at my venue.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Ponies.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, there's one hundred and sixty white ponies.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
No, there are one hundred and sixty white pee ones.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Flowers. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
I okay, So say somebody show up a little while ago,
and my boss is in here, and then they showed
up with all these ponies and they were like, this
is for the wedding tomorrow, and so I put on.
I didn't know where to put them because that's a
lot of ponies, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Know how to.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I'm getting married tomorrow and I have ponies at my
venue the day before.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Yeah, and I put them in the room where, like
on the reception is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So they're kind of like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop,
I need to stop talking.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Please.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, I need I need your who who I need?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Give me a second.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I need a phone number immediately so I can rectify this.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
My god, my god, I'm headed.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am headed there right now.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
This.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Do not hang up with me, do you hear me?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Do not hang up with me.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh god, I am on my way.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
So, like I put them in the room with the
reception is supposed to be at, and I didn't I
guess no, No, I don't think ponies like being inside.
That meant there's like a one hundred and sixty white ponies.
And I don't know if they didn't like your decor
or what.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Stop talking, Stop talking.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
You have ruined my wedding the day before my wedding.
This is happening.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I'm looking on that Amazon right now, because like, you
have one hundred people coming to your wedding, and I
can order one hundred cowboy hats, so we could just
like make it a cowboy themed wedding.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't know cowboys.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I can order cowboy hats on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And my god, Hey, Jill, Jill, this is actually Duble
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your fiance set you up. It's a joke. Your
fiance set you up. They said, you guys are getting
married tomorrow and you ordered one hundred and sixty ponies
(09:15):
and he wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Okay, well, at this point, I don't even know if
I'm showing up this wedding tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
But we thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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