June 3, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry in this outrageous episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! First up, Jubal poses as a clueless plumber who “accidentally” installs a toilet in the middle of a woman’s living room. Her reaction? Priceless. From confusion to full-blown rage, this prank spirals into one of the most hilariously absurd misunderstandings ever caught on tape.
Then, we dive into a customer service hellscape as Jubal impersonates a series of increasingly ridiculous cable company reps. From the “Last Name Department” to the “Zip Code Department,” poor Wesley is bounced around like a ping-pong ball while just trying to get his Wi-Fi turned back on. His frustration builds to a boiling point—until the big reveal leaves him stunned and speechless.
Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the show, this episode is a masterclass in comedic timing, absurdity, and the art of the prank call. Tune in to The Jubal Show weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, we dive into a customer service hellscape as Jubal impersonates a series of increasingly ridiculous cable company reps. From the “Last Name Department” to the “Zip Code Department,” poor Wesley is bounced around like a ping-pong ball while just trying to get his Wi-Fi turned back on. His frustration builds to a boiling point—until the big reveal leaves him stunned and speechless.
Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the show, this episode is a masterclass in comedic timing, absurdity, and the art of the prank call. Tune in to The Jubal Show weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another bullone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On one six seven kiss. Hello, yep, this bill. I'm
sorry this bill. We are pretty much done, just trying
to figure out some stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What are what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This bill?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Come from the plumbing. We got a pretty much doing,
but pretty much doing, but we gotta figure out some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, you know, do the couch and things like that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, you're working in my bathroom right.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well, yeah, we were relocated that toilet right where you
won't in the middle of the living room. But then
there's a couch there, so I don't know, you want
to care you want to move the couch into the
bathroom or you.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
No, no, no, I didn't want to relocate my toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I wanted it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Much harder work than I thought it was gonna be.
We had to, you know, cut out the whole dough,
the pipework. Here, what hole for the toilet to go
on top of?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
See what you have a toilet?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
We have a toilet, a hole on on the bottom
of it, so that there, you know, you could do
things in the toilet, drain down that that there the pipe.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know, So what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
You're putting the toilet in my living room.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Nope, no, nope, nope, we already installed. We were not
putting it in living room. It has already been installed
right in the middle of living room. Like you had
ass an interesting choice for the place to have a toilet.
But you know, I guess if you want to ease
of access or you know, have guests be able to
use the toilet right there.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know, maybe anyway, I never I.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Never installed a toilet in the middle of a living
room before, but it was a nice challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Anyway, what you want to do with the couch, You
want to move that outside, you want to donate that,
Put that in the bathroom, sitting in the bathroom. Uh,
watch TV in the bathroom on the couch, and then
use the bathroom where the TV is. I don't anyway, Uh,
but but it's right what the couch was.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So you're you're telling me the toilet is in my living.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Room just like you want it right in the middle
of the living room.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Took the liberty and facing it towards the TV because
you don't figure you want to be watching things while
you didn't you know, doing your business.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
You know that I don't want any of that. You
hut a hole in the middle of my living room
and installed plumbing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
A toilet here, just like you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Why would you think someone wants a toilet installed in
their living room?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Questions is way about that? But now look at the invoice,
he says, right in the middle of the living room.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You see, No, I meant the middle bathroom to the
fight of the living room.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
See you, random living room, right in the middle. That's
where the toilet is, right in the middle of the
living room.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You want us to put more toilets in this so
he can be multiple seat in the toilets, like you know,
watch the TV with a family or something.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh my god, you know, you idiot, Not the middle
of the living room. The middle bathroom to the right
of the living room.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, what you won't do with the couch.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Don't touch the couch, don't touch it, don't touch anything.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
What I want is for you to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Have half of a brain, because who would want a
toilet in their living room?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I didn't, because if you could read, you would know
I wouldn't want a toilet in the middle of my
living room.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Actually kind of nice, are Youand no.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't know who Biya is? My na is Bill Johnson.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You are probably the stupidest person I've ever met in
my life, the stupidest person alive. And on the way back,
I'm going to call your boss and get you fired.
Thank you for ruining my day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, well, just let's know, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You and your husband sets you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He said that you were having a problem with one
of your bathrooms and you had and you let plumbers
in today and you wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh my god, there's no toilet in your living room.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was just sitting here picturing a toilet in the
middle of my living borough. They and everything, and oh,
oh my god, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We thought that Every morning with a two bull phone
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
A than.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hello, Hey, there, it's a great day at cable. I
was looking for our customer Wesley, who has.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's about time. I've been waiting all day
for you. Guys to call me back.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, I see on your account here that there is
something under review, and so I'm giving you a callback to.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Go over that.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I told them I've already paid. I've already paid
my bill, and you guys just suspended my bill.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that was their account suspended on there. Hey, Wesley
wants and I got to put you on a brief hold.
Send general tone an apartment real quick. That can handle
some apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I've been waiting all days.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hello this okayble, This is Trevor. I work in the
last names department, So if you can just confirm your
last name, then I'll go ahead and get you over
to somebody who can help you work here.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
In the last name What do you what do you
mean you work in the last names department.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
If you can just confirm your last name, then I'll
send you over to someone who can help you with
your issue.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wesley is my name. You should be able to see
it on my boot. I don't know it there. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Okay, it's been verified. I'm going to transfer you to
someone else now. I'm going on a brief hold and
then they'll be on health you shortly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, let me talk to somebody that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, this is to David in the zip code department
here cable whom I speaking with.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm so sorry about that when I'm certainly not joking
with you. Is somebody joking with you? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is this a Wesley?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You have a zip The last guy said that there
was a last name department.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now there's a zip yees.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, you were just transferred over to me from the
last name department.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know, sir. Listen to me.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Listen to me. I need to be put on the
phone with somebody that can get my WiFi on right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now, okay, and I would love to do that for you,
because I see here your account has been suspended.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yes, yes, it's been suspended.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Trying to get everybody. I'm tired of talking to different people.
I want to be I want to talk to your manager.
Give me I want to talk to your manager right well.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, I can get you to the manager. I just
need to confirm your ZIP code and I can send
you wherever you want to go.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Okay, you have all my information. You should have it
on the bill. Everyone is asked actually the same thing,
and I've given I've given it to all you. I
don't understand what I.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Can just confirming the zip code I get you on
the way.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, it's it's the same zip code that's been on
the account for the entire time I've had the account.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, but you know, if you could give me the
numbers on that, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay, it's it's it's seven six.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Great, Thank you very much, Wesley. It has been confirmed.
I'm gonna get you on over to another department they
can help you out on one. Is that going to
place you on a brief hope?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Why am I?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a great day cable. Who am I speaking with?
And what can I do you for?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's Peedegkins, Okay, I need to get my Wi Fi
back on. It's I told you my name, all my information.
You should have my information on the suspended my account.
I can't tell you guys this anymore. I don't know
how many people I talk to you, how many people
even work your company? Even nothing to the company. It's
(08:01):
a local company, right, there's so many people working in
so many different departments. Hello, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Blo oh, I'm sorry you got you were done talking there,
you know, Wesley Transparency. I was looking at something like
the computer completely spaced out.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What was the issue?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh my god, get this is the worst customer service ever. Okay,
I've never experienced in my entire life. I've talked to
like five billion different Peopleho's been wasting my entire I
do want to get off. I want to get off
this cooking on twitching my internet. I don't even do anymore.
It doesn't matter. How could have internet. It's not worth
the amount of stress. This entire combination is none.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Wesley, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend Tessa set
you up.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wait, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She's said that you've been having trouble with the cable
company and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh my god, I live killer God. I was about
ready to throw my phone across the frigging room.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We thought every
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Morning with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties,
Another bullone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On one six seven kiss. Hello, yep, this bill. I'm
sorry this bill. We are pretty much done, just trying
to figure out some stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What are what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This bill?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Come from the plumbing. We got a pretty much doing,
but pretty much doing, but we gotta figure out some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, you know, do the couch and things like that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, you're working in my bathroom right.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well, yeah, we were relocated that toilet right where you
won't in the middle of the living room. But then
there's a couch there, so I don't know, you want
to care you want to move the couch into the
bathroom or you.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
No, no, no, I didn't want to relocate my toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I wanted it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Much harder work than I thought it was gonna be.
We had to, you know, cut out the whole dough,
the pipework. Here, what hole for the toilet to go
on top of?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
See what you have a toilet?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
We have a toilet, a hole on on the bottom
of it, so that there, you know, you could do
things in the toilet, drain down that that there the pipe.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know, So what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
You're putting the toilet in my living room.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Nope, no, nope, nope, we already installed. We were not
putting it in living room. It has already been installed
right in the middle of living room. Like you had
ass an interesting choice for the place to have a toilet.
But you know, I guess if you want to ease
of access or you know, have guests be able to
use the toilet right there.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know, maybe anyway, I never I.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Never installed a toilet in the middle of a living
room before, but it was a nice challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Anyway, what you want to do with the couch, You
want to move that outside, you want to donate that,
Put that in the bathroom, sitting in the bathroom. Uh,
watch TV in the bathroom on the couch, and then
use the bathroom where the TV is. I don't anyway, Uh,
but but it's right what the couch was.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So you're you're telling me the toilet is in my living.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Room just like you want it right in the middle
of the living room.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Took the liberty and facing it towards the TV because
you don't figure you want to be watching things while
you didn't you know, doing your business.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
You know that I don't want any of that. You
hut a hole in the middle of my living room
and installed plumbing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
A toilet here, just like you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Why would you think someone wants a toilet installed in
their living room?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Questions is way about that? But now look at the invoice,
he says, right in the middle of the living room.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You see, No, I meant the middle bathroom to the
fight of the living room.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
See you, random living room, right in the middle. That's
where the toilet is, right in the middle of the
living room.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You want us to put more toilets in this so
he can be multiple seat in the toilets, like you know,
watch the TV with a family or something.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh my god, you know, you idiot, Not the middle
of the living room. The middle bathroom to the right
of the living room.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, what you won't do with the couch.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Don't touch the couch, don't touch it, don't touch anything.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
What I want is for you to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Have half of a brain, because who would want a
toilet in their living room?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I didn't, because if you could read, you would know
I wouldn't want a toilet in the middle of my
living room.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Actually kind of nice, are Youand no.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't know who Biya is? My na is Bill Johnson.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You are probably the stupidest person I've ever met in
my life, the stupidest person alive. And on the way back,
I'm going to call your boss and get you fired.
Thank you for ruining my day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, well, just let's know, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You and your husband sets you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He said that you were having a problem with one
of your bathrooms and you had and you let plumbers
in today and you wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh my god, there's no toilet in your living room.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was just sitting here picturing a toilet in the
middle of my living borough. They and everything, and oh,
oh my god, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We thought that Every morning with a two bull phone
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another two bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven kiss.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
A than.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hello, Hey, there, it's a great day at cable. I
was looking for our customer Wesley, who has.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's about time. I've been waiting all day
for you. Guys to call me back.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, I see on your account here that there is
something under review, and so I'm giving you a callback to.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Go over that.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I told them I've already paid. I've already paid
my bill, and you guys just suspended my bill.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that was their account suspended on there. Hey, Wesley
wants and I got to put you on a brief hold.
Send general tone an apartment real quick. That can handle
some apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I've been waiting all days.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hello this okayble, This is Trevor. I work in the
last names department, So if you can just confirm your
last name, then I'll go ahead and get you over
to somebody who can help you work here.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
In the last name What do you what do you
mean you work in the last names department.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
If you can just confirm your last name, then I'll
send you over to someone who can help you with
your issue.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wesley is my name. You should be able to see
it on my boot. I don't know it there. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Okay, it's been verified. I'm going to transfer you to
someone else now. I'm going on a brief hold and
then they'll be on health you shortly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, let me talk to somebody that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, this is to David in the zip code department
here cable whom I speaking with.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm so sorry about that when I'm certainly not joking
with you. Is somebody joking with you? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is this a Wesley?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You have a zip The last guy said that there
was a last name department.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now there's a zip yees.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, you were just transferred over to me from the
last name department.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know, sir. Listen to me.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Listen to me. I need to be put on the
phone with somebody that can get my WiFi on right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now, okay, and I would love to do that for you,
because I see here your account has been suspended.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yes, yes, it's been suspended.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Trying to get everybody. I'm tired of talking to different people.
I want to be I want to talk to your manager.
Give me I want to talk to your manager right well.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, I can get you to the manager. I just
need to confirm your ZIP code and I can send
you wherever you want to go.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Okay, you have all my information. You should have it
on the bill. Everyone is asked actually the same thing,
and I've given I've given it to all you. I
don't understand what I.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Can just confirming the zip code I get you on
the way.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, it's it's the same zip code that's been on
the account for the entire time I've had the account.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, but you know, if you could give me the
numbers on that, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay, it's it's it's seven six.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Great, Thank you very much, Wesley. It has been confirmed.
I'm gonna get you on over to another department they
can help you out on one. Is that going to
place you on a brief hope?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Why am I?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a great day cable. Who am I speaking with?
And what can I do you for?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's Peedegkins, Okay, I need to get my Wi Fi
back on. It's I told you my name, all my information.
You should have my information on the suspended my account.
I can't tell you guys this anymore. I don't know
how many people I talk to you, how many people
even work your company? Even nothing to the company. It's
(08:01):
a local company, right, there's so many people working in
so many different departments. Hello, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Blo oh, I'm sorry you got you were done talking there,
you know, Wesley Transparency. I was looking at something like
the computer completely spaced out.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What was the issue?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh my god, get this is the worst customer service ever. Okay,
I've never experienced in my entire life. I've talked to
like five billion different Peopleho's been wasting my entire I
do want to get off. I want to get off
this cooking on twitching my internet. I don't even do anymore.
It doesn't matter. How could have internet. It's not worth
the amount of stress. This entire combination is none.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Wesley, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend Tessa set
you up.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wait, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She's said that you've been having trouble with the cable
company and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh my god, I live killer God. I was about
ready to throw my phone across the frigging room.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We thought every
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Morning with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties,
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