March 4, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, join Heinrich, the hilariously confused airline worker, as he tries to return lost luggage to a bewildered traveler. With Bluetooth mishaps and a wild goose chase across Kansas and Jamaica, this prank is a comedy goldmine.
Then, meet Donk, the substitute teacher with a unique approach to education. Watch as he tries to convince a concerned parent that beer pong and root beer are essential parts of the fifth-grade curriculum. These pranks are packed with unexpected twists, outrageous characters, and non-stop laughs. Tune in to The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks for a dose of humor that will brighten your day!
Then, meet Donk, the substitute teacher with a unique approach to education. Watch as he tries to convince a concerned parent that beer pong and root beer are essential parts of the fifth-grade curriculum. These pranks are packed with unexpected twists, outrageous characters, and non-stop laughs. Tune in to The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks for a dose of humor that will brighten your day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another jubilephone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I don't know Hello, these directions are so confusing.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello? This is Heinrich. Is this Sparkle? Yes, it is Sparkle. Hi,
this is Heinrich with the Airlines. I have your baggage
and I'm trying to find you. Hello. I'm so sorry.
I tried to get my radio off the bluetooth. It's
so loud, right, I cannot hear you. Hello, Hello, I'm
so sorry. I t to hear you my music from
(00:41):
the bluetooth. Are you still there?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yes? Can you turn it down? I can't hear what
you're saying. Hello, Yes, Yes, this is Heinrich from the airline.
I'm so sorry about that. I could not get my
sound off the bluetooth. Okay, where are you waiting for you? Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All night?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like? My bags need to be here with me, Like,
what are you doing? I'm so my music is back home?
Are you still speaking? Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hello? One second? Trying to figure out how to get
my bluetooth to work right, get to my music? So
I'm driving around trying to find a hotel to drop
off your bag, and I'm been doing every single Hilton
and i cannot seem to find it. And I'm trying
to drop off your baggage and he I'm so sorry.
I finally got you at the Hilton.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? How many times are you going to ask me
my name? Where are my bags?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is Heinrich with the Airline. I have your baggage
and I'm trying to find it. Okay, where are you?
I'm at the marriage you said you are.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
At the with the Hillton.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I've been to every single Hilton and I cannot ask
them for you. My music is my radio. I'm so sorry.
The Bluetos is back home again and I can't seem
to turn it on.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Your music down and.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I didn't around listening to music trying to return your bag. Hello, hello, hello, hello, Yes,
I'm so sorry not pick up a little bit because
I cannot hear you because my music is going. Try
all you could just tell me what where to go,
because I do everything with Hilton and I've asked for everything.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I just music of her.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Okay to me every time, every time. This is not
the first time you lost my bags and my bag
needs to me right now.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And why are you at the Hilton and not at
the Marriott.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
There's no Hilton anywhere near me, so I don't understand
how you got over there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm so sorry. I'm going to drive here once. I'm
new to the country.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I cannot believe this is happening again.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like what kind of idiots do they hire? My music
is coming back on the bluetooth. I'm sorry. I want
to because it's going to be frustrated not to have
your baggage. And is the worst airline that I've ever done.
I know I'm driving and driving. I'm not on the airlines.
I'm pulling from the airlines, so I have your bag.
I'm not flying right now. I'm not airlines. No, I'm driving.
(03:07):
I'm so sorry because my music come back. That doesn't
know what they're doing. I just learned to drive in
this country. I don't know where I'm going, and I've
been to every single Hilton.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
If you don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Where you're going, why are you outside?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You need to hand if you want to someone.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I cannot hear you because my music not bluetooth, so
sorry to see if I can to this awful time. No,
to turn off the music right now, I fully got
my My bluetooth is off. I've been to every single
Hilton in Kansas and I cannot seem to find it.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Way wait, wait, Kansas in Kansas. I'm not even in Kansas.
I'm in Jamaica right now and.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I need my bags. Is did Jamaica?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
What kind of ridiculous airlines do you work for?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
There?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Is Kansas, Jamaica because I am here. No, you're a
Jamaica hotel in Kansas.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Listen, I'm in a whole other country right now, and
my bags do not belong in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, this is ridiculou.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I'm hanging up the phone right now, and I'm calling
someone who knows what they're.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Doing, like what the Okay, Well, don't hang up just yet.
Don't hang up just yet, because this is actually Jewbel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your sister Kara set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh my goodness, a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Why would she do this to me?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
She said that you guys are on vacation and they
lost your bags and they Oh day Late says you
wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh I'm sorry. I can't hear you again because my
music is plaguing in my call.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
No please please go.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Wait thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties is another jubil phone.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Only one six seven kiss that Tim.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is Donk because this lewis
his mom?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm sorry, who's calling Donk?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Donk?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Who are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I was looking for Louis's mom.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I'm I'm Louis's mom.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I'm so my name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody
calls me Donk.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So the kids call me Donk too.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Okay, what why why does this have to do with
my son?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh? My bad?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I forgot to like get to like the main part. So,
like Lewis's normal teacher is I'll like want to leave
of absence or whatever, and so I'm the substitute for
the next few months, and so like Donk just wanted
to give some of the parents a call, you know,
kind of go over some stuff from my curroculum.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You know what I mean, your curriculum?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeahdid so.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I figured I just like call the parents break it
down a little bit, you know, just because I'm gonna
be like, you know, in charge of your tots for
a while.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Oh okay, all right? How long is this gonna take?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And I have a meeting in No, it won't take long.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I just wanted to let you.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Know, like my goal is is to like get all
the kids in my fifth grade class that I'm subbing
for right now, uh like ready for college. Donk is
wondering if you wouldn't mind chipping in a little bit.
We'll need some like red solo cops and like if
you have a ping pong table, I'm looking for any
(06:19):
parents that might be willing to like donate that for
a few months just.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
To use it.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why would you need red solo cups?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Liked Uncle's saying, my goal is to get like these
kids interested in college.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So we're gonna have like pong day or.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Are you excuse me, you're gonna have beer punk? These
are these are ten year olds.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
If you're working, excuse me like this this is not
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Now yeah, but like I can say, what was your name?
I need to write it down? Dog, Doc, Donk, Donk.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
So like I can see how the concern would be
there for a second because I said beer, you know
what I mean? But like it'll be fun because it's
like ruber, you know, because like they're a little too
young to be drinking, so don't wants them to get
interested in college and like basically you know what I mean,
Like college is good.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm sorry, aren't you dunk?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Audied?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Why are you referring to yourself on a third person?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
No, there's only one of us here, Like it's just me,
it's just Donk over here talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't think there's not another person.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You're referring to yourself as a third person?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Do you know what I mean by that?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, there's only you and Donk on the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yes, you just did it again, you and Donk. Why
don't you just say you and me?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Why are you referring to yourself like you're another person
in the third person? Okay, Like, I don't you believe
I'm even having this conversation right now? I am confused
because I.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Do you have anything else to say? Because like I'm
I've had enough. It's ridiculous that you want to you
want to teach You want to teach ten year olds
that college it is about partying.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That is the audio like birds.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Well, I figure we could you flip cop day, we
could do beer pong day.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
This is idiotic.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I will definitely be calling the school and reporting you.
I do not want you teaching my child.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I'm going to see that Lewis is it switched.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Into a different fifth grade class if I have.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
To, which would be really sad for him because.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
He loved all the kids in his class.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
But I cannot you. You are an idiot. Do you
have anything else you need to tell me?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
So, like, okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and guess
just because of like your reaction, like you don't want
him to start lifting weights?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh, this is actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, he said that your son's teacher is going to
be out for a few months and he wanted you
to have the worst substitute ever.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
So, oh my, I am going to kill him.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
That's a really oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh well, we thought that every morning with a jubile
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
Is another jubilephone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I don't know Hello, these directions are so confusing.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello? This is Heinrich. Is this Sparkle? Yes, it is Sparkle. Hi,
this is Heinrich with the Airlines. I have your baggage
and I'm trying to find you. Hello. I'm so sorry.
I tried to get my radio off the bluetooth. It's
so loud, right, I cannot hear you. Hello, Hello, I'm
so sorry. I t to hear you my music from
(00:41):
the bluetooth. Are you still there?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yes? Can you turn it down? I can't hear what
you're saying. Hello, Yes, Yes, this is Heinrich from the airline.
I'm so sorry about that. I could not get my
sound off the bluetooth. Okay, where are you waiting for you? Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All night?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like? My bags need to be here with me, Like,
what are you doing? I'm so my music is back home?
Are you still speaking? Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hello? One second? Trying to figure out how to get
my bluetooth to work right, get to my music? So
I'm driving around trying to find a hotel to drop
off your bag, and I'm been doing every single Hilton
and i cannot seem to find it. And I'm trying
to drop off your baggage and he I'm so sorry.
I finally got you at the Hilton.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? How many times are you going to ask me
my name? Where are my bags?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is Heinrich with the Airline. I have your baggage
and I'm trying to find it. Okay, where are you?
I'm at the marriage you said you are.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
At the with the Hillton.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I've been to every single Hilton and I cannot ask
them for you. My music is my radio. I'm so sorry.
The Bluetos is back home again and I can't seem
to turn it on.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Your music down and.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I didn't around listening to music trying to return your bag. Hello, hello, hello, hello, Yes,
I'm so sorry not pick up a little bit because
I cannot hear you because my music is going. Try
all you could just tell me what where to go,
because I do everything with Hilton and I've asked for everything.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I just music of her.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Okay to me every time, every time. This is not
the first time you lost my bags and my bag
needs to me right now.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And why are you at the Hilton and not at
the Marriott.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
There's no Hilton anywhere near me, so I don't understand
how you got over there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm so sorry. I'm going to drive here once. I'm
new to the country.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I cannot believe this is happening again.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like what kind of idiots do they hire? My music
is coming back on the bluetooth. I'm sorry. I want
to because it's going to be frustrated not to have
your baggage. And is the worst airline that I've ever done.
I know I'm driving and driving. I'm not on the airlines.
I'm pulling from the airlines, so I have your bag.
I'm not flying right now. I'm not airlines. No, I'm driving.
(03:07):
I'm so sorry because my music come back. That doesn't
know what they're doing. I just learned to drive in
this country. I don't know where I'm going, and I've
been to every single Hilton.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
If you don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Where you're going, why are you outside?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You need to hand if you want to someone.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I cannot hear you because my music not bluetooth, so
sorry to see if I can to this awful time. No,
to turn off the music right now, I fully got
my My bluetooth is off. I've been to every single
Hilton in Kansas and I cannot seem to find it.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Way wait, wait, Kansas in Kansas. I'm not even in Kansas.
I'm in Jamaica right now and.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I need my bags. Is did Jamaica?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
What kind of ridiculous airlines do you work for?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
There?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Is Kansas, Jamaica because I am here. No, you're a
Jamaica hotel in Kansas.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Listen, I'm in a whole other country right now, and
my bags do not belong in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, this is ridiculou.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I'm hanging up the phone right now, and I'm calling
someone who knows what they're.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Doing, like what the Okay, Well, don't hang up just yet.
Don't hang up just yet, because this is actually Jewbel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your sister Kara set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh my goodness, a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Why would she do this to me?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
She said that you guys are on vacation and they
lost your bags and they Oh day Late says you
wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh I'm sorry. I can't hear you again because my
music is plaguing in my call.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
No please please go.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Wait thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties is another jubil phone.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Only one six seven kiss that Tim.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is Donk because this lewis
his mom?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm sorry, who's calling Donk?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Donk?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Who are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I was looking for Louis's mom.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, I'm I'm Louis's mom.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I'm so my name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody
calls me Donk.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So the kids call me Donk too.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Okay, what why why does this have to do with
my son?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh? My bad?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I forgot to like get to like the main part. So,
like Lewis's normal teacher is I'll like want to leave
of absence or whatever, and so I'm the substitute for
the next few months, and so like Donk just wanted
to give some of the parents a call, you know,
kind of go over some stuff from my curroculum.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You know what I mean, your curriculum?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeahdid so.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I figured I just like call the parents break it
down a little bit, you know, just because I'm gonna
be like, you know, in charge of your tots for
a while.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Oh okay, all right? How long is this gonna take?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And I have a meeting in No, it won't take long.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I just wanted to let you.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Know, like my goal is is to like get all
the kids in my fifth grade class that I'm subbing
for right now, uh like ready for college. Donk is
wondering if you wouldn't mind chipping in a little bit.
We'll need some like red solo cops and like if
you have a ping pong table, I'm looking for any
(06:19):
parents that might be willing to like donate that for
a few months just.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
To use it.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why would you need red solo cups?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Liked Uncle's saying, my goal is to get like these
kids interested in college.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So we're gonna have like pong day or.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Are you excuse me, you're gonna have beer punk? These
are these are ten year olds.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
If you're working, excuse me like this this is not
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Now yeah, but like I can say, what was your name?
I need to write it down? Dog, Doc, Donk, Donk.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
So like I can see how the concern would be
there for a second because I said beer, you know
what I mean? But like it'll be fun because it's
like ruber, you know, because like they're a little too
young to be drinking, so don't wants them to get
interested in college and like basically you know what I mean,
Like college is good.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm sorry, aren't you dunk?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Audied?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Why are you referring to yourself on a third person?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
No, there's only one of us here, Like it's just me,
it's just Donk over here talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't think there's not another person.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You're referring to yourself as a third person?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Do you know what I mean by that?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, there's only you and Donk on the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yes, you just did it again, you and Donk. Why
don't you just say you and me?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Why are you referring to yourself like you're another person
in the third person? Okay, Like, I don't you believe
I'm even having this conversation right now? I am confused
because I.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Do you have anything else to say? Because like I'm
I've had enough. It's ridiculous that you want to you
want to teach You want to teach ten year olds
that college it is about partying.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That is the audio like birds.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Well, I figure we could you flip cop day, we
could do beer pong day.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
This is idiotic.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I will definitely be calling the school and reporting you.
I do not want you teaching my child.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I'm going to see that Lewis is it switched.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Into a different fifth grade class if I have.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
To, which would be really sad for him because.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
He loved all the kids in his class.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
But I cannot you. You are an idiot. Do you
have anything else you need to tell me?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
So, like, okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and guess
just because of like your reaction, like you don't want
him to start lifting weights?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh, this is actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, he said that your son's teacher is going to
be out for a few months and he wanted you
to have the worst substitute ever.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
So, oh my, I am going to kill him.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
That's a really oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh well, we thought that every morning with a jubile
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
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