October 30, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of outrageous Halloween chaos in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First up, Wesley’s annual Halloween bash gets hijacked by none other than Jared McConaughey—Matthew’s mysterious second cousin—leading to a meltdown of epic proportions. Is Jared even real? Does he have the same tan? And why is Wesley threatening to throw fists over a canceled venue?
Then, Chelsea gets blindsided by a call from “HR” about her pumpkin carving contest entry. What starts as a forest-themed masterpiece turns into accusations of adult-themed mushrooms and a fake confession to workplace drug use. These pranks are packed with absurd twists, celebrity confusion, and explosive reactions that will leave you laughing, cringing, and wondering how Jubal pulls it off every time.
Tune in for the best prank calls on the radio, weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, Chelsea gets blindsided by a call from “HR” about her pumpkin carving contest entry. What starts as a forest-themed masterpiece turns into accusations of adult-themed mushrooms and a fake confession to workplace drug use. These pranks are packed with absurd twists, celebrity confusion, and explosive reactions that will leave you laughing, cringing, and wondering how Jubal pulls it off every time.
Tune in for the best prank calls on the radio, weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to bill phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Kiss that then, Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins calling
from events. Is this Wesley? Yes, Hey, hey, Wesley. How
are you You got a big Halloween shindig scheduled at
our event space tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, it's gonna be amazing. It's so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah. So I'm calling with a little bit of a
little bit of bad news. I guess about the event
that you have scheduled for this evening.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What do you want the good news first or the
bad news?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, I have one hundred plus people coming tonight, so
I guess I'll hear the bad news first.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, I'll go ahead and start with the good news. Okay,
good news is you got a free night? Okay, wow,
really it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought you'd be not as excited to hear there.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You should we have a free night, then it's going
to be free. It spend thousands of dollars on this. Okay,
thank you, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh I'm so sorry. No, by free night, I mean
your event has to be canceled and you've got a
free knight to do whatever are you like, and we
will be issuing a fifty percent refund. So sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why do you have to be joking me? I saw
this Halloween party every year, I have hundreds of people coming.
What are you're talking about is canceled?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Will crazy story. So something happened and we just you know,
had to unfortunately cancel your reservation even though the party
is tonight and you have hundreds people going. But we will,
like I said, issue a fifty percent refund and we
are so sorry. Hopefully you will choose us again next year. Though,
what the why?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Why why would you be canceling the event? I do
this every year.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, it's kind of exciting. Actually, something really cool happened.
We had a very big celebrity pop in here the
other day and they needed the venue for a party
they're throwing, and you know, unfortunately we decided to go
with go that route.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You gave it away because I'm celebrity came in there.
I had to pay.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Book for month, well not just any celebrity of McConaughey, what.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Huh McConaughey, But it didn't matter. I've had this place reserve.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well when Jared McConaughey comes to knocking, you gotta kind
of you gotta do whatever you can do accommodate. So yeah,
Jared McConaughey came in the other day and he's throwing
a last minute Halloween party, and unfortunately he wanted the
room that you've been booked in, so we had to.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Jared McConaughey is Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have you ever heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Matthews, I've heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Jared McConaughey is a second cousin. He lives in town.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And you can't wing my Halloween party because Matthew McConaughey's cousin.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He lives right down the streak from the place. Can
you believe it?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't. I don't care where the he lives.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This is my event.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is ridiculous. I do this every year. You can
not give away my faith like that.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
When a major Hollywood celebrity pops in here, sometimes you know,
we have to do what we have to do to
accommodate them.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He's not even a celebrity. Nobody knows who the he is.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, I think he's a big celebrity. McConaughey is is
an iconic name in Hollywood, but is not.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Even the way McConaughey. So you cannot do this to me.
How do you know this is even Matthew McConaughey's second
cousin and not just some guy named McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, they have the same tan, so I'm pretty sure
it's them.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's what I had that tan too. I'm McConaughey too. Okay,
it's not that big of a deal, don't Joe, What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like I said, I'm so sorry, and we will be
issuing a full fifty refund per year fund.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm coming down there for my event no matter what.
If Jared McConaughey's they're gonna kick him in a can
I kick you in two?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, then I'll just let you know. This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you,
and you're why if Sarah say you up? It's a joke. Yeah,
your wife said that you have this Halloween party planned
every year and she wanted to mess with you. Oh
my god, yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was really ready to.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Get care we thought every morning with a jew Bull
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another
ju bull phone prank, weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss Hello, Hi is this Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I guess this? Hey Chelsea, sorry to bug you on
your cell phone. My name is Pete Eakins and I'm
calling from Corporate HR and I needed to have a
conversation with you about some very important issues that we
have come to our attention. So do you have a
few moments?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it about?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, you know, it's always tough to have these kind
of conversations. Uh, you know when when employees are offended
and somebody has done something clearly inapproperty in the workplace,
you know. So it's it's always hold one second. I
just got to get a drink of something real quick.
I'm thirsty.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes your shirt?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh oh that's good. Not a little root beer can't
fix it. What's your favorite soda?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
By the way, probably dyet cope.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh great, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Did you say that somebody was offended with something that
I did?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, it's about the pumpkin that you carved for our
Halloween pumpkin carving contest in the office.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh oh, I didn't think. I didn't even put you
want the contest.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I hear you know I'm not in the same office
as you, but I hear you won the contest, which
is great, except the images on the pumpkin, I guess,
are very How do I say this adult themed? It
looks like you drew oh pictures of thingies on them.
That's the best way I can think to describe it
right now without getting too into detail.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
No, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was just
like a forest scene, like there was just like trees
and and like mushrooms and stuff like that. It wasn't
there was not being inappropriate or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, well I've gotten quite a few complaints, so you're
saying those are not phallic. Okay, all right, Well that
clears it up. Then. I just needed to make sure
because you know, obviously would frown on that if somebody
was doing.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That, and way right, of course I would never I
would never do that.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, Hey, Chelsea, do you have a moment. Can I
get a recorded statement from you just to put in
the file so we can put this baby arrest. Yeah, sure, great,
I'll just just repeat after me and we'll be good
to go. My name is Chelsea. My name is Chelsea,
and I do and then insert your job title, and.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I do public Relations.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkin at our Halloween pumpkin
carving contest.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkins our folloween pumpkin carving contest.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And I apologize if it looked inappropriate, and.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I apologize if it looks inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, great, I got a question about the mushroom thingy.
Are you doing that kind of stuff at work? What
do you mean? Oh? Well, just because I'm pretty sure
I heard you just admit to doing illegal substances well
at the office, which is frowned upon, which would make sense.
Why you carved in your pumpkin?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah you know, I literally just said I did not.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, you know what, I was recording that and that's
not what I heard. Let me just play this back
for you to see if this is your voice, and
if this is what you said.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Mining is Chelsea, what I'm about to say is true
and factual. I do mushrooms and hope. I don't apologize
if inappropriate?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What the.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I did not say that? You just edited that to
make it sound like I surely did not say that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It sounds like your voice right there, and I you know,
I was shocked when you said it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Actually I didn't say that those were my Yeah, that's
my voice. You put it together in a weird way,
but I did not say that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think it's kind of odd that you would just
admit that out of the gate. To me, clearly a
problem with substance, Abu said the the officer, right, that
doesn't that one. Just let me make sure this is
your voice.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Again, min Ning is Chelsea. What I'm about to say
is true and factual. I do mushrooms, and hope. I
don't apologize if of the inappropriate. You've got to be
kidding me, prediculous, You're going to get fired and it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, then I'll just let you know. It's a prank
phone call, and this is actually Jubel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Kindred set you up. No, it's a joke. She said
that you won the pumpkin carbon contest, an't work and
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I thought was so weird. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We thought that every morning with a two volt phone
pranks weekday mornings on that twenties
This is another to bill phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Kiss that then, Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins calling
from events. Is this Wesley? Yes, Hey, hey, Wesley. How
are you You got a big Halloween shindig scheduled at
our event space tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, it's gonna be amazing. It's so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah. So I'm calling with a little bit of a
little bit of bad news. I guess about the event
that you have scheduled for this evening.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What do you want the good news first or the
bad news?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, I have one hundred plus people coming tonight, so
I guess I'll hear the bad news first.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, I'll go ahead and start with the good news. Okay,
good news is you got a free night? Okay, wow,
really it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought you'd be not as excited to hear there.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You should we have a free night, then it's going
to be free. It spend thousands of dollars on this. Okay,
thank you, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh I'm so sorry. No, by free night, I mean
your event has to be canceled and you've got a
free knight to do whatever are you like, and we
will be issuing a fifty percent refund. So sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why do you have to be joking me? I saw
this Halloween party every year, I have hundreds of people coming.
What are you're talking about is canceled?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Will crazy story. So something happened and we just you know,
had to unfortunately cancel your reservation even though the party
is tonight and you have hundreds people going. But we will,
like I said, issue a fifty percent refund and we
are so sorry. Hopefully you will choose us again next year. Though,
what the why?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Why why would you be canceling the event? I do
this every year.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, it's kind of exciting. Actually, something really cool happened.
We had a very big celebrity pop in here the
other day and they needed the venue for a party
they're throwing, and you know, unfortunately we decided to go
with go that route.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You gave it away because I'm celebrity came in there.
I had to pay.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Book for month, well not just any celebrity of McConaughey, what.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Huh McConaughey, But it didn't matter. I've had this place reserve.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well when Jared McConaughey comes to knocking, you gotta kind
of you gotta do whatever you can do accommodate. So yeah,
Jared McConaughey came in the other day and he's throwing
a last minute Halloween party, and unfortunately he wanted the
room that you've been booked in, so we had to.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Jared McConaughey is Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have you ever heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Matthews, I've heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Jared McConaughey is a second cousin. He lives in town.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And you can't wing my Halloween party because Matthew McConaughey's cousin.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He lives right down the streak from the place. Can
you believe it?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't. I don't care where the he lives.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This is my event.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is ridiculous. I do this every year. You can
not give away my faith like that.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
When a major Hollywood celebrity pops in here, sometimes you know,
we have to do what we have to do to
accommodate them.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He's not even a celebrity. Nobody knows who the he is.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, I think he's a big celebrity. McConaughey is is
an iconic name in Hollywood, but is not.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Even the way McConaughey. So you cannot do this to me.
How do you know this is even Matthew McConaughey's second
cousin and not just some guy named McConaughey.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, they have the same tan, so I'm pretty sure
it's them.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's what I had that tan too. I'm McConaughey too. Okay,
it's not that big of a deal, don't Joe, What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like I said, I'm so sorry, and we will be
issuing a full fifty refund per year fund.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm coming down there for my event no matter what.
If Jared McConaughey's they're gonna kick him in a can
I kick you in two?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, then I'll just let you know. This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you,
and you're why if Sarah say you up? It's a joke. Yeah,
your wife said that you have this Halloween party planned
every year and she wanted to mess with you. Oh
my god, yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was really ready to.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Get care we thought every morning with a jew Bull
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another
ju bull phone prank, weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss Hello, Hi is this Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I guess this? Hey Chelsea, sorry to bug you on
your cell phone. My name is Pete Eakins and I'm
calling from Corporate HR and I needed to have a
conversation with you about some very important issues that we
have come to our attention. So do you have a
few moments?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it about?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, you know, it's always tough to have these kind
of conversations. Uh, you know when when employees are offended
and somebody has done something clearly inapproperty in the workplace,
you know. So it's it's always hold one second. I
just got to get a drink of something real quick.
I'm thirsty.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes your shirt?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh oh that's good. Not a little root beer can't
fix it. What's your favorite soda?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
By the way, probably dyet cope.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh great, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Did you say that somebody was offended with something that
I did?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, it's about the pumpkin that you carved for our
Halloween pumpkin carving contest in the office.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh oh, I didn't think. I didn't even put you
want the contest.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I hear you know I'm not in the same office
as you, but I hear you won the contest, which
is great, except the images on the pumpkin, I guess,
are very How do I say this adult themed? It
looks like you drew oh pictures of thingies on them.
That's the best way I can think to describe it
right now without getting too into detail.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
No, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was just
like a forest scene, like there was just like trees
and and like mushrooms and stuff like that. It wasn't
there was not being inappropriate or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, well I've gotten quite a few complaints, so you're
saying those are not phallic. Okay, all right, Well that
clears it up. Then. I just needed to make sure
because you know, obviously would frown on that if somebody
was doing.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That, and way right, of course I would never I
would never do that.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, Hey, Chelsea, do you have a moment. Can I
get a recorded statement from you just to put in
the file so we can put this baby arrest. Yeah, sure, great,
I'll just just repeat after me and we'll be good
to go. My name is Chelsea. My name is Chelsea,
and I do and then insert your job title, and.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I do public Relations.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What I'm about to say is true and factual.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkin at our Halloween pumpkin
carving contest.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I carved mushrooms in my pumpkins our folloween pumpkin carving contest.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And I apologize if it looked inappropriate, and.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I apologize if it looks inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't ever want to offend anyone.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, great, I got a question about the mushroom thingy.
Are you doing that kind of stuff at work? What
do you mean? Oh? Well, just because I'm pretty sure
I heard you just admit to doing illegal substances well
at the office, which is frowned upon, which would make sense.
Why you carved in your pumpkin?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah you know, I literally just said I did not.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, you know what, I was recording that and that's
not what I heard. Let me just play this back
for you to see if this is your voice, and
if this is what you said.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Mining is Chelsea, what I'm about to say is true
and factual. I do mushrooms and hope. I don't apologize
if inappropriate?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What the.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I did not say that? You just edited that to
make it sound like I surely did not say that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It sounds like your voice right there, and I you know,
I was shocked when you said it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Actually I didn't say that those were my Yeah, that's
my voice. You put it together in a weird way,
but I did not say that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think it's kind of odd that you would just
admit that out of the gate. To me, clearly a
problem with substance, Abu said the the officer, right, that
doesn't that one. Just let me make sure this is
your voice.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Again, min Ning is Chelsea. What I'm about to say
is true and factual. I do mushrooms, and hope. I
don't apologize if of the inappropriate. You've got to be
kidding me, prediculous, You're going to get fired and it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, then I'll just let you know. It's a prank
phone call, and this is actually Jubel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Kindred set you up. No, it's a joke. She said
that you won the pumpkin carbon contest, an't work and
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I thought was so weird. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We thought that every morning with a two volt phone
pranks weekday mornings on that twenties
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